On the way to Tianju Palace

"Brother Huh" Twelve Er asked Child, "I saw you from afar in such a hurry, what are you going to do?"

"Alas," Mi'er sighed and said, "Isn't it because ...... floated from the sky?"

"Five words floated in, that, all, no, yes, thing. Twelve smiled and said.

"Fart" Mi'er said unhappily: "It's a thief harrier floating in the sky"

Then, Mi'er said to Twelve Er a little nervously: "The sect leader released the thief harrier for the first time, and he also grabbed three chrysanthemums, it seems that the matter is quite urgent, if it is not urgent, you will not call me, if you don't call me, I will not fall into the ditch." ”

"I'll go inside, brother" Twelve pouted and complained: "It's not so unreasonable, I called you all the time, the purpose is to remind you, lest you fall into the ditch, but you are obsessed, falling into the ditch has nothing to do with me, brother." ”

"Hey" Mi'er smiled self-deprecatingly, patted Twelve's shoulder and said, "It's nothing, although it falls into the ditch, it's better than eating a yellow card." ”

"Is the yellow card so unpalatable?" Twelve asked puzzledly, "What kind of dish is a yellow card?"

"It's not a dish. Mi'er said: "This yellow card, it's ......"

"A kind of dim sum" hasn't fallen yet, and these twelve are in a hurry to answer.

"Also, it's not a dim sum ......" Mi'er said: "This yellow card, it's ......"

"That's the dish," Twelve said categorically.

"It's not a dish, it's a ......."

"It's still a snack"

"Definitely not a snack"

"That's the dish"

"I said it. Not a dish. ”

"It's not a dish, it's a snack. ”

"It's definitely not a snack, Twelve, what's the matter with you?"

"It doesn't matter why I don't think about it, the most important thing to solve now is: Is this 'yellow card' a snack or a dish?"

"Yellow card" Mi'er raised his index finger and replied while nodding: "This yellow card is neither a snack nor a dish, it's a ......."

"It's not a snack or a dish, so why are you eating it?" asked Twelve.

"I" Mi'er's eyes widened. After a while, he said: "The most taboo thing we do in football is to eat yellow cards. I won't eat it. ”

"Why don't you eat? If you don't eat, you can bring it to my brother," Twelve Er said decisively.

"You?" said helplessly: "You'd better not eat it, in fact, this yellow card is ......"

"It's a signature dish made of yellow flowers," Twelve replied.

"No, no," Mi'er hurriedly waved his hand to correct.

"That's the yellow dim sum food stall," Twelve came up with another answer.

"You, ......" Mi'er was a little angry and let go of his foul mouth.

"Enough" Leng Wuyan really couldn't stand it. Came forward to stop them.

Let's be honest. Leng Wuya's heart was very anxious. He knew that there was a thief harrier, which meant that something had happened in Tianju Palace, but the bad thing was that Bai Yu was still in Tianju Palace, and his life and death were unknown. Leng Wuya was most worried about this, he anxiously said to the two Demon Taibao, Twelve Er and Mi'er: "Your sect leader is very urgent, but you are still arguing about useless things, if your sect leader knows, you have to ......."

"You have to give him a yellow card," Twelve Er said resolutely and decisively.

"I don't want to eat a yellow card" Mi'er's voice became louder: "It's impossible for the sect leader to feed me a yellow card, if you want to eat it, you guys, whoever wants to eat it will eat it." ”

"What the hell is playing with a yellow card?" Twelve was helpless, and turned his head to ask Leng Wuya.

"Let's hurry up, don't worry about what to get a yellow card, eat a red card. "Cold and anxious stamped his feet.

"Don't, don't ......" Mi'er's face changed, and she was terrified: "Don't give me a yellow card, don't give me a red card, don't give me a red card." ”

"If you don't leave, I'll give you a red card now, let others blow up the football as a balloon, let you, let you sit on the cold bench at the gate of Tianju Palace, do you believe it or not?" Leng Wuya grabbed the other party's shortcomings and began to threaten.

"Don't do this, can't I just go. After saying that, he got up and left, and the young generals and twelve children hurriedly followed.

Along the way, Twelve Er pulled Shabi, who walked at the back, and inquired vigorously about the difference between yellow cards and red cards, carefully asked which one was more delicious, and what they looked like, and kept explaining that he was born for 'poetry', and his voice was dedicated to poetry and the leader, so that he completely ignored the taste and difference between yellow cards and red cards, and finally Shabi carefully explained what he thought was the origin and use of the yellow card and the red card and the relationship with football.

Sabi said: "This yellow card and red card, what is it, well, persimmon scrambled eggs, the eggs are yellow cards, persimmons, is the red card, this big plate of persimmon scrambled eggs is placed in front of you, see what you choose to eat? If you eat eggs, you eat yellow cards, why do you eat eggs are yellow cards? Because eggs are yellow, and they are served on a plate, what is it called if it is not called a 'yellow plate' (yellow card)? Yellow bucket', the red card is the same, because the persimmon is red, if you choose to eat the persimmon, then it is called eating the 'red card', the principle is the same, why ???"

"I know," Twelve hurriedly said: "The persimmon is red, and it is still on a plate, what is it called if it is not called a 'red plate' (red card)? It is not called a 'red bucket', but does this have anything to do with football?"

"You, you little comrade, are still very good at thinking. Shabi patted Twelve's shoulder and pinched Twelve's face to show encouragement, but because of the nonsense in front of him, he really couldn't make up anything here, but he had to say something, so Shabi squinted his eyes upward, and said insincerely: "Well, that's the case." This football, first of all, it is a ball, because it is a ball, so it is called football, this yellow card and red card, it is his persimmon scrambled eggs, or how to say that they are closely related, you think about it, football, persimmons, eggs. Not all. Well, it's round enough for me to say that, otherwise how could they come together, what does this soccer ball and scrambled eggs with persimmons add up? It's a football feast. This football. The reason why it's called football is not because, ah. It's enough balls, to put it bluntly, isn't it because it's round, you think about it again, by extension, is this egg round? I dare to point to the sky and swear, the egg is round, touch the bypass, and so on, this persimmon is not round? I dare to point to the sky and swear, that is, to swear by the outside of the sky, persimmons are round, if you don't believe it, then have you ever seen a square persimmon? No, tofu is square, persimmons are round, persimmons mixed with tofu have you ever eaten? No, isn't it? People are shallots mixed with tofu, so this persimmon has to find a round thing to match, look for it, just find it, find the football, this persimmon fried football, this......?

Shabi was speechless for a while, and he held back for a long time, and he couldn't lie for a while. Finally, he gritted his teeth and squeezed out, and said: "Persimmon, seed, stir-fried, foot, ball, then also, um, how to eat? That's better than persimmon mixed with tofu, after all, it's still a food, what do I say? This persimmon, looking for it, just, find the egg, it's good, persimmon scrambled eggs, can eat, can see, smell, can also......?

"You can also mix" Zunyan said angrily on the side: "Mix the football and persimmon scrambled eggs together and eat it." ”

"Then it's better to mix persimmon with tofu, what's the trouble?" Sabi said dissatisfied.

"You can still hold it," Xihong accosted: "If the slave family holds the persimmon scrambled eggs in their hands, they will definitely be able to grab the oil." ”

"Look at the ability to give you ability" Shabi said angrily: "If you have the ability, you can get the football out of the oil"

"You can also change" Qin Shou interjected: "Exchange a plate of scrambled persimmons for a plate of scrambled persimmons with eggs"

Yu Lin laughed while listening: "I really didn't expect that your life here is so lively." ”

Leng Yuan also smiled: "What if it's not lively? They used to be elites in all aspects, but now they stay in one place, there is no entertainment, and life is so depressing, fortunately, now everyone has special abilities, their life span has increased, and they have begun to cultivate the truth again, which makes everyone interested again." ”

Yulin nodded: "We also have the feeling I said, when we began to fall to the earth, we were like this, we couldn't afford to live, we couldn't afford to die, and then we found the senior brothers according to the fluctuations, so that we rekindled the hope of life." If I hadn't met Senior Brother, I really don't know what it would have been like. ”

After everyone just finished eating and sat down, Li Min looked at everyone's big belly and smiled: "I remember when I was pregnant with a child, but I was pregnant for a year, and you are now nine months pregnant, and victory is ahead." ”

Old man Li was not happy when he heard it: "Don't take your set and put it on our body, tell you, we will be pregnant in October, but we don't want to wait for a year, then it will be two more months." ”

Li Min smiled: "Dad, what you say doesn't count when you say about giving birth to a child, it doesn't count what I say, it all depends on when the children want to be born." There's nothing we can do. ”

Old Man Leng glanced at his big belly and lowered his head: "It's okay, but it's about to give birth, and there is still a month to talk about it, and if you talk less, it's only this week." ”

Qi Pan smiled when he heard this: "If you give birth to a son, you have to give birth earlier, that is, you will be born soon." ”

Old Man Li was a little nervous when he heard this, and looked at Old Man Leng: "If it's really time, how will we have to live." ”

When Old Man Leng heard this, he reached out and patted Old Man Li's hand: "Don't be afraid, it's okay, we'll have a caesarean section when the time comes, and then let the stranger heal our wounds." ”

Old man Li looked down at his stomach and nodded: "It's okay, I can do it, I'm not afraid." ”

That's what he said, but Old Man Li's face was white, originally Old Man Li was good, even if he was pregnant now, his appearance was too high, but he had always been a high-minded and strategizing appearance, which made people a little bit ignorant of his beauty, and now he has a white little face, which makes people want to rush over to comfort him a few words.

Yulin shook his head and said to Leng Yuan: "Your grandfather is too good-looking, even in our heavenly realm, there is no such good-looking person, let alone a male cultivator, even a female cultivator can't grow him." ”

Leng Yuan raised his face proudly: "Of course, but you have also seen that Grandpa Tai and Uncle Fourth are very similar, and Uncle Xiao Yu who has not come back also looks like Grandpa Tai, listening to the novel, the three of them look like triplets, but they are the best Uncle Xiaoyu." ”

Yulin's eyes widened when she heard this: "Is there anyone in the world who is more beautiful than your grandfather?"

Leng Yuan nodded: "I just heard about it, but since they are triplets, then their appearance should be almost the same." ”

After speaking, he glared at Yulin: "Tell you, don't have any other thoughts about my grandfather in your heart, otherwise no one of us here will spare you." ”

Yulin was happy when she heard it, and immediately began to show her loyalty: "Don't worry, I only have you in my heart, but we also have the ability to distinguish beautiful things, just look at them with appreciation." ”

Leng Yuan listened to it and said: "This, if I listen to you first, I will definitely be anxious with you, do you know why I am not in a hurry with you now?"

Yulin heard that the cold sweat came down, and quickly shook his head: "I don't know." ”

Leng Yuan said with a smile: "Once at dinner, grandpa Tai heard a joke and laughed, at that time, grandpa Tai's appearance, I heard that the beauty is incomparable, people can't turn their eyes, they forget to think, and then they are fortunate to witness the uncle, the eldest aunt, the second uncle, the second aunt, the third uncle...... Many of them looked stupid and blamed each other, but in the end, everyone laughed it off without saying anything. ”

Yulin listened to the busy expression: "Leng Yuan, don't worry, this will not happen to me in the future, my eyes are always on you, and they will only revolve around you." ”

Leng Yuan laughed when he heard this, and suddenly Old Man Li was holding his stomach, and his face turned white. Everyone else was busy grabbing food and didn't notice it, but the old man Leng next to him was frightened, and took Old Man Li into his arms: "Ah Kang, what's wrong with me? Is it a stomachache?"

Old man Li hugged his stomach with a crying expression on his face, and shook his head at Old Man Leng: "Maybe it's really going to be born, how can it hurt so much, since I was a few years old, I've been crawling outside, and I've suffered countless injuries on my body, and I have never hurt so much when my bones are broken." ”

Looking at the sweat of Old Man Li's headache, Old Man Leng was distressed to death, and he didn't care about his big belly, so he just held his hand to wipe the sweat of Old Man Li, and comforted him in his mouth: "It's okay, we are all people who have had children, the pain is painful, and it will be over." (To be continued.) )