Chapter 388
At this time, the parrots who were responsible for catching birds in the sky also returned, although this is underground, but it also has its own set of ecosystems, there are birds in the sky, there are fish in the water, and there will be small beasts on the ground, but when they first came, they did not find that the animals here are much more intelligent than those on land.
Seeing that the parrot had caught so many birds and returned, the dog smiled and said: "From the previous inheritance, but there are records related to this aspect, it is said that there may be intelligent creatures underground, although we have not seen the so-called intelligent creatures here, but there are many animals and plants here. ”
A few people nodded: "Yes, I think there are really humans underground, but we haven't encountered them, otherwise this place, there are all animals, why are there only fewer people, and the location where we are is not particularly down, so ah, there must be humans underground." ”
Yu Liu said: "It doesn't matter if he has it or not, if they are human beings like us, we will treat them as human beings, and if they are like zombies, we will destroy them." ”
Everyone nodded when they heard this, and after bringing up all the food, the dog opened the wine, and everyone began to drink, or the adults did not let the children drink, only a few glasses of wine, these bear children were a little drunk, and the dog looked at the rabbit: "I said Brother Rabbit, ......."
The rabbits all raised their eyes to look at Dog One, and Dog Yi was really embarrassed to see so many pairs of eyes looking at him, and Rabbit One asked, "Dog One, what do you want to say?"
Gou Yi said: "I just want to say, you see that our dog has now found a daughter-in-law, and the little parrot is the highest to get married." There is also a daughter-in-law for Yuwu, and a suitor for the calf. Not to mention the little squirrel, there are three of them who have their own flowers. No, it's four. ”
He said that the rabbits knew what he meant, but before the rabbit could answer, the dog really said, "But why haven't any of you rabbits found a daughter-in-law?" ”
The rabbit almost didn't come up in one breath, and then he forced his anger down, and said to the dog: "Since you care so much about our family, so let's choose a few dogs and give our family a daughter-in-law." ”
As soon as the rabbit's words came out, the dog didn't dare to answer. The topic changed: "Look at the fish is grilled, let's eat it quickly." ”
Although he changed the topic, the rabbit's words were also spoken, and everyone heard it in their ears, regardless of whether he was angry or not, anyway, he said it, and then Dog 2 and Dog 3 and they looked at all the rabbits, don't say anything, and then looked at each other. The dog clan gave birth to no one else, and there were only fifteen puppies, and now two of them said they could try it, and the dog was happy. I didn't expect anything to be liked.
Dog Eight and Dog Nine walked to Rabbit Two and Rabbit Three, and Dog Eight took the fruit and handed it to Rabbit Two. Then he took the grilled fish of Rabbit Er: "You eat first, I'll bake this for you." ”
Rabbit Er looked at Dog Eight: "No." I'll do it myself, and you can eat it. Aren't you a carnivore? This grilled fish. You may not be able to speak for yourself, so don't worry about me. ”
Looking at them like this, the corners of their mouths twitched, and Squirrel Six smiled and pushed a rabbit next to him: "What's the matter, today is the day of the marriage between your family and the dog clan?
The little rabbit smiled and said, "What do you mean by telling me this, don't tell me, you like me anymore, and you are reluctant to let me be with other families." ”
Squirrel Six looked the little rabbit who was laughing and teasing him up and down, and then made a zipper motion on his mouth, and said to the little rabbit: "Big brother, you think too much." ”
The little rabbit was not angry when he heard Squirrel Six say this, and at the same time that Squirrel Six looked him up and down, he was also looking at him, and he was quite satisfied, so when the squirrel said that he was thinking too much, the little rabbit not only did not get angry, but looked at him with a smile: "It's okay, if you don't like me, it's not impossible for me to like you." ”
Squirrel Liuyi was startled when he heard this, and jumped to the side with his chest in his arms: "Tell you, don't think anything wrong about me." ”
The little rabbit was originally teased because the squirrel was beautiful, but now when he sees him like this, he is even cuter, and immediately turns the rabbit into an old wolf mode.
On the way to Tianju Palace
"What else can it be? There is a thief harrier floating in the sky, I can see it, the thief harrier is holding three mahjong tiles in his paws, well, they are medium, hair, white, yes. "This mahjong demon Jiu'er came out of nowhere.
"Jiu'er, you came just in time, you can tell me, huh?" As soon as Qi'er saw Jiu'er, it was as if he had found an organization, but he looked at Jiu'er for a long time, and finally said: "Actually, you came just in time, it doesn't make sense, it's really the same with you or not." ”
"I'm not a Jiu'er" Liu'er rushed up and argued: "That thief harrier is holding three bags of three fresh noodles in his paws, you obviously see why you are talking nonsense." ”
"It's really not nonsense" Jiu'er is not a fuel-efficient lamp, so naturally it is not for people: "My Jiu'er pointed to the thief harrier floating in the sky and swore that what was held in the claws was three mahjong tiles, which were medium, hair, and white, yes." ”
"What are you doing?" Shi'er hugged the dog 'also' and joined the team, Shi'er is not very old, but when it comes to 'strong', it is also the master who is unreasonable and does not flinch.
"There are thieves and harriers floating in the sky, that's right, floating from the sky, it's not a thief harrier? However, this thief harrier is holding three mahjong tiles, let alone a Trinity Yimen, the thief harrier is holding three golden retriever big yellow dogs, I saw it with my own eyes, so can there be a mistake? ”
"Woohoo, woo, woo......" the dog barked like that......
"Did you hear that?" Shi'er said proudly: "I also said it, yes." ”
"What then?" Leng Zhong, who had been observing from the side, was very interested in this scene, especially Shi'er's question to Gou'er Yeya, and Gou'er's answer, Leng Zhong felt that the two of them were very tacit, although he didn't hear anything about Yeye's answer.
Leng Zhong came over and stroked Yeye's dog's head, and smiled appreciatively at Shi'er: "So smart, so smart." I didn't expect your dog to be stronger than you, if such a good dog was caught by a dog meat restaurant. That's pretty white, but you're not bad. You can actually be a translator for a dog, so what, you ask your dog carefully, what is the harrier holding in his hand? It's really interesting, it's better to talk about the process. ”
"It's so indifferent" Shi'er was praised, whether it was praising him or the dog, he didn't care, his dog didn't care. It's a must.
Shi'er became serious, hugged the dog and raised it to his mouth, Shi'er asked at the dog's dog face: "Tell me well, what is the thief harrier holding in his hand?" ”
"Wang" The dog also barked.
So, Shi'er began to translate the dog's 'Wang': "My dog also said, and it said: Since I left you, my little master and I, just walk like this, on the road." I saw a thief and a harrier floating in the distance, and in order to see more clearly, I asked my little master Shi'er to lift me above his head and look at it carefully. And so, I stayed on my little master's head for three and a half hours, during which time I came down from my little master's head. Leaning on the little master's leg, he urinated four bubbles of dog urine. also pulled a bubble of ****, and was accidentally stepped on by the little master. But the little master didn't blame me, but also praised me, saying that I pulled the right place, so he had **** luck, just like that, I looked at the head of the little master, and finally understood, the thief harrier clawed scratch, is the three big than the thief harrier itself much larger, my kind, that is, dogs, to put it bluntly, the thief harrier grabbed three golden retriever big yellow dogs, that's it. ”
"Wow" Leng Zhong was stunned, and couldn't help but be very puzzled: "Let's all listen, your dog barked 'Wang', what's the matter? How does it contain so much content, and besides, your dog's 'Wang' barked for a long time just now, you, you only translated one word: yes." What the hell are you?
"People have words, dogs have dog words. Shi'er said confidently: "That's what my dog called just now......"
"Wang, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, ......woo, woe
It can be said that Shi'er, who is a 'dog demon', has reached the realm of no distinction between humans and dogs, so learning a dog bark, for Shi'er, it is simply that it is impossible to tell whether it is Shi'er barking or a dog barking.
Shi'er said: "These translations into human language are one word: yes. ”
"But, be careful. Shi'er continued: "If my dog is to bark: Wang." Translated into human language, it is: Since I left you, my little master, I and I have gone like this......"
"Stop, don't hula in vain, we're fed up with your 'dog talk'......" Leng Zhong made a pause gesture, ending Shi'er's second gibberish tirade.
"These ten children are so young that they can really talk nonsense," Qin Shou walked up to Bai Ling and said, "Later, you can ask your honey and ask Mastiff Mo, what does this 'Wang' mean?"
"Dick" Bai Ling rolled his eyes at Qin Shou, and said in his heart: What kind of thing? Do you want to get involved with my pet or what? If my mastiff Momo says 'Wang', then it must be? Hmph, I don't know and I won't tell you.
Bai Ling ignored Qin Shou and stepped aside.
"The harrier caught the dog," Liu'er protested first.
"Yes, not dogs. "Jiu'er reconsidered.
"The dog itself is much bigger and heavier than a harrier, and it is absolutely impossible for a harrier to catch one, let alone three. Liu'er then protested.
"Yes, it is absolutely impossible for a thief harrier to catch a dog, a dog catches a thief harrier, a dog catches a thief harrier, not to mention one, even three of them are still caught. Jiu'er then reconsidered.
"Maybe, maybe" Shi'er said angrily: "My 'also' said that it can, not to mention that the thief harrier grabbed three big yellow dogs, even if he added three big yellow dogs, plus also, plus me, the thief harrier can also be caught, because the thief harrier is the bird of the sect leader, and the thief harrier represents the sect leader, what the sect leader can do, the thief harrier can do, and the sect leader can't do it, that is, impossible, what can't the sect leader do?"
"Yes, yes, ...... well" Wu'er provoked a thumbs up at Shi'er, why? Because Shi'er admired him, he was also the leader of all Taibao, and Wu'er's infatuation with the sect leader was close to the realm of going mad.
"Well, the sect leader can do anything. Wu'er said proudly: "The sect leader goes forward, he can eat his own nose, and in the future, he can eat his own 'chrysanthemum', the sect leader often does this, he eats his own 'chrysanthemum', the sect leader is able, there is nothing that the sect leader can't do." ”
"Well, the harrier caught the dog by no means. Liu'er continued to stubbornly protest.
"Yes, not dogs. "Jiu'er reconsidered.
"It's a dog," Shi'er was stubborn.
Liu'er: "The thief harrier grabbed three bags of instant noodles and three fresh noodles." ”
Jiu'er: "Yes, no, the thief harrier grabbed three mahjong tiles, medium, hair, and white." "Jiu'er won't reconsider this time.
Shi'er: "It's a dog, and the harrier caught three dogs." ”
Liu'er: "It's three bags of instant noodles and three fresh noodles." ”
Jiu'er: "It's three mahjong tiles, medium, hair, and white." ”
Shi'er: "It's a dog, and the harrier caught three dogs." ”
Liu'er: "It's three bags of instant noodles and three fresh noodles." ”
Jiu'er: "It's three mahjong tiles, medium, hair, and white." ”
Shi'er: "It's a dog, and the harrier caught three dogs." ”……
Liu'er: "It's three bags of mahjong noodles, medium, hair, and white." ”
Jiu'er: "It's three convenient cards, three fresh sides." ”
Shi'er: "It's not a dog, the thief harrier catches a three-fresh one-side, a medium-hair, and a white dog." ”
This is starting to mess up, and the three of them can't speak. Oh no, I can't say anything.
"Enough, enough......" Bai Ling on the side was really tired, not only him, but all the young generals present were already very close to the critical point of the outbreak......
"I know what your thief harrier is catching?" the young general Bai Ling roared angrily.
"What's it?" asked everyone present, including the young generals and the Taibao.
"That's it?" Bai Ling pointed to the three arguing Taibao in front of him one by one and said: "What the thief harrier is holding in his hand is you guys, you three bullshit Taibao, six, nine, and ten." (To be continued.) )