Chapter Eighty-Seven: The Restaurant Hears the Noise

Lin Xi said: "He took a bath in the stream pond in front of him, I went to ask the child to steal his clothes, Sanniang watched from the sidelines, and taught him not to dare to come out!" Although Feng Sanniang is a woman, she is also a heroic person, and she is not afraid to watch a man take a bath, and said with a smile: "Okay, I see if he dares to come out to see me!"

Feng Sanniang said: "Young Master Chu, how did you trick him into taking a bath?" Lin Xi said: "I tricked him into a dung pit and let him get a body of, he naturally wanted to take a bath, but he also brought two treasures into the pool." Feng Sanniang said with a smile: "Don't worry, Gongzi Chu, since he has offended Gongzi, I will teach him nothing on him!"

Lin Xi smiled: "Then thank you Sanniang." Later, I couldn't go out, so I hid in the grass behind. Feng Sanniang said: "You can see how I play him!" Lin Xi said: "Exactly." "I found four or five children in the village, and after giving an explanation, I gave them five copper plates. In those days, Lin Xi went to the city and had no money, so he went to the rich man's house to collect the silver taels, and he didn't worry about having no money to give.

The four or five children smiled and took the copper plate, and one of them was stronger: "Don't worry, we are the best at stealing things here, not to mention a few torn clothes!" and Feng Sanniang went to the mountain stream.

Xu Fengyin had already washed it, but he always felt that there was a smell on his body, and when he opened his mouth, it smelled of, which was really disgusting and unbearable, and he rubbed and vomited in the pool. Fortunately, this pond is connected to the mountain stream, and there is a spring that flows to the farmland below the mountain, and the water flows away when it comes, so that it will not become dirtier and dirtier the more it is washed.

He was taking a bath in the pool, and suddenly he saw a few small heads emerging from the grass, and a pair of big eyes were looking at this side. Although Xu Fengyin was the young master of Kunlun Mountain, he was also taken aback by this look, and shouted, "Who is it?"

Two children came out of the grass, ran to the shore, took Xu Fengyin's dirty clothes and left. Xu Fengyin was slightly stunned, and said, "What are these two children doing with my dirty clothes?" and suddenly thought: "It's not good! The clothes were taken away by them, what will I wear later?" and shouted: "Child, give me back the clothes!" and ran to the shore.

Suddenly, a voice laughed and said, "Hey, are you taking a bath here?" Xu Fengyin had just rushed to the shore and saw a woman in red standing on the shore, with a very beautiful appearance and an age of twenty. Although it was a girl, Xu Fengyin was so frightened that he ran into the pool with a "plop" sound, got into the pool, and shouted: "Who are you? Why are you peeking at me?"

Feng Sanniang glared at him and said, "I want to see you take a bath and have to peek?" Boy, what is there on you that I know very clearly, and I still need to peek at you?"

Xu Feng said: "Then let's go quickly!" Feng Sanniang said: "I can't leave!" I smelled a foul smell from afar, and when I walked up, I saw you, thinking that this smell was on you. ”

Xu Feng groaned: "I was tricked by two children and tricked me into falling into a dung pit. Miss, where are you from? Do you have clothes?"

Feng Sanniang said: "Yes!" Xu Fengyin was overjoyed and said, "How about Miss give me a piece of clothing? ”

Feng Sanniang was slightly shocked when she heard Xu Fengyin's three words, and said secretly: "Isn't Xu Fengyin the young master of Kunlun Mountain?" If this person didn't say anything, wouldn't the person offended by Gongzi Chu be the young master of Kunlun Mountain......? The heart said: "If this is really the person...... I can't reveal my name and cause a big disaster. I can't let him see who I am. He said, "I have clothes, which I wear." Do you want it too?"

Xu Feng said: "Then the young lady will go and get another set, it should be convenient for me! My clothes were taken away by two children, and even if I am here, I can't wear them." Please give me a set of clothes!"

Feng Sanniang said: "I only have this dress on my body, and I don't have anything else for you." Xu Feng groaned: "Then please Miss help me buy a set in the countryside, as long as I can wear it!

A small head suddenly popped out of the bushes, and said, "Really, you will give you a thousand taels of gold for a set of clothes?" Xu Fengyin saw that it was the child who had stolen his clothes before, and said angrily: "Child! Give me back my clothes!" When he wanted to rush ashore, he remembered that there was a woman on the shore, and he took two steps and stopped.

The kid got out of the bushes, grimaced at Xu Fengyin, and said, "If you want to beat me, you come up!" Do you dare to come up?" Xu Fengyin was angry and funny, and said, "You...... You give me back your clothes!"

Feng Sanniang hugged her chest and looked at it, and said with a smile: "Hey, this kid stole your clothes, and you came up to arrest him! Aren't you men just two more longans and one branch? It's not that you haven't seen it, what are you afraid of?"

Xu Fengyin was made to cry and laugh, and begged: "Miss, please give me clothes! You give me clothes, I will give you silver." The kid said, "Really, I'll give you clothes, you give me silver?" Xu Fengyin ignored him, still looking at Feng Sanniang.

Feng Sanniang held her forehead and said, "Don't look at me, I'm scared, I don't have any clothes for you." You beg this kid!" Xu Feng groaned, "You...... Can Miss leave here?" Feng Sanniang said, "Why do I want to leave here? And what if I leave this kid and be beaten by you? Xu Gongzi, you are Kunlun...... As an adult, you can't hit a child!"

Xu Feng groaned: "Yes, yes." The kid said, "Hey, do you want clothes?" Xu Feng said, "Yes, yes, return my clothes to me!"

The kid was also bold, walked to the edge of the pool, stretched out his little hand, and said, "Bring a thousand taels!" Xu Fengyin couldn't cry or laugh, and said, "How can I have a thousand taels now?" You return the clothes to me first!" The childish pouted angrily and said, "You lied to me, hum! You lied to me!" suddenly unbuttoned his crotch and peed into the water.

Xu Fengyin shouted, "What are you doing?" The child said, "Pee!" Xu Fengyin was angry and anxious, and said, "You...... You ......" wanted to go ashore and saw the woman in red standing beside her, and she was really helpless, and said, "How can I take out the money from me now? You give me back my clothes, and I will give you money when I put them on." ”

Feng Sanniang said: "You see that a child is bolder than you." Hey, son, give him back your clothes, but you can't move them if he gives you a thousand taels. The child said, "No, adults like to deceive people the most, you give me a thousand taels first." ”

Xu Fengyin was furious and said, "Don't let me go ashore, otherwise I will teach you to know ......" Before he finished speaking, he smashed a stone with a "plop" next to him. Xu Fengyin was shocked.

Another boy got out of the bushes, picked up a stone and smashed it at Xu Fengyin, saying, "Kill him! He will definitely report to our parents that we are not good!" Another boy also moved a stone and threw it.

Xu Fengyin struck in the water. Feng Sanniang couldn't stop laughing when she saw it, and said, "You...... How can you be a big man and be played like this by a few kids?"

Xu Feng shouted, "Stop, stop! I won't tell your parents!" The two children stopped. First a child said: "Do you still want clothes?" Xu Feng groaned: "Yes, yes!"

The kid said, "Where's the money?" Xu Fengyin cried and said, "I really don't have any money now...... Don't smash, don't smash, I'll give you this, you see, it's made of gold, you give me back your clothes. "Take out the Soul Tower and throw it ashore.

The boy picked up the tower, smiled on his face, and said, "Okay, return his clothes!" and a little boy came out of the grass, took a long shirt and threw it into the water. Xu Fengyin didn't care about getting dirty and hurriedly put them on, and said, "Why is it only one?

The boy said, "Is your broken tower worth a thousand taels? At most, five hundred taels, no, fifty taels! Hey, what else do you have?"

Xu Feng groaned: "Give me back your pants, and I'll give you another sword." He threw the Sword of Protector ashore as well. The child smiled and said, "I want this sword, this sword is fun!" and asked another child to return his pants to Xu Fengyin, and left together.

Xu Fengyin took his pants to wear, but saw a big hole in the middle, and said angrily: "Those children, don't let me catch them!" Feng Sanniang pinched her waist with both hands and laughed: "You...... Why do you bother with a group of children? You are still the young master of Kunlun Mountain. "Carelessly, I slipped my mouth. Xu Fengyin's face changed, and he said, "Do you know who I am?

Feng Sanniang said: "I...... That ......" Xu Fengyin saw that Feng Sanniang was dressed in red like the sun, wearing a scimitar at her waist, and her appearance was beautiful and beautiful, which was even more delicate under the red clothes. Suddenly he remembered someone and shouted: "'Woman in Red' Feng Sanniang, it's you!" Feng Sanniang saw that he was exposed, and he didn't deny it, he laughed and said, "Young Master Xu, do you recognize me?"

Xu Feng groaned: "I recognize it." Feng Sanniang said: "Young Master Xu, you get dressed slowly, Sanniang will go first!" turned around and left. Xu Fengyin was ashamed and annoyed when he saw the ugly appearance of someone he knew, and he didn't dare to look at each other. Said secretly: "I'm really embarrassed this time! If Feng Sanniang spreads it, how can I have the face to see people again? Fortunately, Feng Sanniang, as a woman, shouldn't say this." I'm going to have to chase those kids and get back the Soul Tower and the Body Protector Sword. "I hurriedly put on my clothes, and I didn't care that my pants were torn.

Lin Xi had already hidden beside Zhou, and when he saw those children teasing Xu Fengyin and tricking him into the Dingling True Tower, he was overjoyed, and quietly slipped out, found the group of children, and said, "Come, give you money." "Took the copper plate out. Unbeknownst to him, the sturdy child hid the Soul Fixing Pagoda and the Body Protector Sword behind him, and said, "No, you have to give us a thousand taels, he said before, these two things are worth a thousand taels!" Lin Xi was stunned, he didn't expect this kid to ask for money from him. "I don't have a thousand taels." ”

The kid said, "Then I won't give it to you! Ouch! Who beat me?" Feng Sanniang stood behind him and lifted his neck, and said with a smile: "You kid, you still bully adults." I don't have a thousand taels, only five taels?" the child said, "Yes, yes, don't hit me!"

Feng Sanniang put him down, took the pagoda sword from his hand, and took out five taels of silver from his bosom and gave it to him. Those children were born in poor homes, where did they see five taels of silver, and they were dazzled, stunned, and took the silver as if they were in a dream.

Feng Sanniang said: "Little broken child, don't go to divide the silver taels!" The child said: "Go, let's go." "I walked with a few other children to the west side of the field.

Feng Sanniang gave the real tower and sword to Lin Xi, and said with a smile: "The things are in hand." Lin Xi smiled: "Thank you Sanniang, I will invite Sanniang to dinner." Feng Sanniang said: "Don't eat, just drink." ”

Lin Xi was stunned and said, "Sanniang also drinks?" Feng Sanniang glared at him and said, "How not?" Lin Xi said: "How much does Sanniang drink?"

Feng Sanniang smiled: "The amount of alcohol is not good, but I will definitely be able to drink you!" Lin Xi laughed and said, "Okay, let's go drink." Feng Sanniang said: "Go!"

Lin Xi was about to leave, but suddenly remembered something, and said, "Wait, a friend of mine was taken into the tower, I'll let him go first." Lifting the Dingling True Pagoda, he figured out the key to it, and turned the pagoda away with his ghost power, and released Chang Xiao. Chang smiled out of the pagoda, took a long breath, and said: "I only said that I am going to die in the tower this time, thank you for saving me." ”

Lin Xi said: "You help me, I save you, it is right, why do you say these words." Chang Xiao laughed and said, "Okay, I don't thank you." ”

Feng Sanniang said: "Do you know the power of the Dingling True Tower?" Chang smiled and said, "Naturally I know." The Dingling True Pagoda can oppress people and accept people. The five mountains collapsed together, and the flames burned people's hearts. Feng Sanniang said: "But I see that you don't seem to be very scared all the time, and you are also smiling when you come out." ”

Chang Xiao laughed and said, "My name is Chang Xiao, so naturally I have to laugh often." Some people have asked me why I laugh so often, just because I cherish every inch of sunshine and be content, so I keep laughing. ”

Feng Sanniang hugged her chest and smiled: "Your name is Chang Xiao, is there anyone who often cries?" Chang Xiao said loudly: "Yes! Of course there is! Night is inseparable from day, and often laughing is inseparable from often crying, and this is not the case in the world." I often cry that I am my twin brother, but I can't tell the difference between brother and brother. Feng Sanniang said: "Then wouldn't the two of you cry and laugh together, haha! ”

Chang smiled: "We won't be together." Suddenly looking at the sunset in the west, he looked up to the sky and sighed. Feng Sanniang said: "Since you are always smiling. What are you sighing for?" Chang smiled: "Chang Xiao also has times when I want to cry." You see, the sun is going down, and it's terrible. ”

Feng Sanniang said: "What's so terrible when the sun sets?" Chang Xiao shook his head and said, "I originally heard that you were going to drink, and I wanted to go together, but now it seems that it can't be done." I'll see you again in the future!"

Feng Sanniang was stunned: "What's wrong with him?" Lin Xi said: "Chang Cry leaves at dawn, and Chang Xiao leaves at dusk." Sanniang, let's go drink. "I went out of the countryside with Feng Sanniang and arrived in a small town ten miles later. They all have mana, and they fly with the wind, and they arrive in a short time. It's just that it's not as good as nightfall, and it's already dark.

The two found a restaurant, went upstairs and sat down, and ordered a few plates of meat and vegetables and a few jars of good wine. Feng Sanniang filled the two wine bowls and said with a smile: "Young Master Chu, come, drink." "When the wine comes, it is dry. Lin Xi said: "Dry!" also took it up and drank it all.

Feng Sanniang said: "Young Master Chu, that often smile seems to be very human, I see that his footwork is fast, it seems unusual." What kind of person is he?" Lin Xi said: "He is not a human, but a ghost. Feng Sanniang was stunned and said, "It turned out to be a ghost envoy, but why is there no ghost energy on his body?"

Lin Xi smiled: "I have to ask him." He drank a few more bowls of wine as he spoke. Feng Sanniang said: "It seems that like me, although I am a woman, I am not a little feminine. Lin Xi smiled: "This is true! Sanniang is indeed like a man." ”

Feng Sanniang said, "What is it, I am a woman!" and drank another bowl of wine. Lin Xi said: "Sanniang, that day on the small missionary iron cable, I saw that your martial arts were excellent, and you fought with the little missionary master Guo Yingtian on the iron cable, not inferior to him. Then what is the matter with Guo Yingtian calling you the female ghost in red?" Feng Sanniang said angrily: "I like to wear red, so someone gave me the nickname 'Woman in Red', and it was later spread wildly, one called me the female ghost in red, and the other called me the female wolf in red." Is the old lady a ghost? Is it a wolf? I really have to gouge out the tongue of this group of villains who are spreading nonsense one by one!"

Lin Xixin said: "I see that you are very arrogant, and this female wolf in red is not bad." Feng Sanniang saw Lin Xi's face and said, "Are you also thinking that I am a wolf and a ghost!" Lin Xi smiled and said: "No, Sanniang is heroic and has a man's demeanor." ”

Feng Sanniang said: "You say that I look like a man!" Lin Xi said: "Yes." Feng Sanniang said, "It's you!" she drank and became more and more bold. Before, I was still respectful and fearful of this life-saving benefactor, but now the more I talked, the closer I felt, and I spoke casually. Feng Sanniang said: "Do you think Xu Fengyin will die of anger if he loses the pagoda sword?"

Lin Xi smiled: "I guess not, but I have to be angry for half a life." The two of them burst out laughing. Lin Xi said again: "Sanniang, my name is not Chu Gengyu, I used a fake name last time. My real name and surname are Lin Xi. ”

Feng Sanniang said: "I guess the pseudonym you said last time. Lin Xi was stunned: "Why?" Feng Sanniang said: "I have heard the name Chu Gengyu, who is the apprentice of Nie Liang, the head of Feiyun Mountain. That Nie Liang's cultivation is the same as me, his apprentice is naturally even worse, I was arrested by a little missionary master, you can save me, how can it be his apprentice?"

Lin Xixin said: "There are apprentices whose martial arts are higher than those of the master, but I am indeed not Nie Liang's apprentice." Said: "Deceiving Sanniang, it's Lin Xi's mistake." Feng Sanniang said with a smile: "The real name and pseudonym are all the same, whether it is Chu Gengyu or Lin Xi, it is always just one name." She drank a few bowls of wine, and as she felt warm, she got up and took off her blouse, and put it on the barricade. There is only a close-fitting red dress left, and the chest looks bigger and bigger.

Lin Xi said: "Exactly." Even if it's nameless, it's a person. Even if you are famous, you will have nothing after death, and your name will one day be replaced by someone. Suddenly he let out a long sigh.

Feng Sanniang said: "What are you sighing for?" Lin Xi said: "I ......" sighed melancholy, and said: "There was a woman who appeared in my life, and then left due to some things, and I was powerless to recover." Now, even if I had the ability, I wouldn't be able to find her again. Feng Sanniang sighed: "There are a number of falling flowers, and people go to nature." It doesn't have to be that way. ”

Lin Xi said: "There are a number of falling flowers, and people go to nature." Feng Sanniang moved the chair, sat next to Lin Xi, stroked his left hand, and said, "Don't be sad, the past is a foregone conclusion." ”

Lin Xi said: "Yes, I haven't touched a woman yet, I have to have fun!" Feng Sanniang smiled: "You call me sister." Lin Xi was also half-drunk, drunk and hazy, and said, "Sister." ”

Feng Sanniang smiled: "Good brother." Holding Lin Xi's face, he kissed him on the left cheek, and said, "Sister rewards you." "She was originally an ethnic minority in the south, and she was bold and bold by nature, not as restrained as the Central Plains women. Qin Lin Xi was also happy, and couldn't help but show goodwill.

Lin Xi was stunned, and suddenly laughed out loud, very happy. Feng Sanniang said: "Don't laugh! This is the first time I kiss a man, and I want to beat you if you laugh." Lin Xi said: "Then I won't laugh." ”

Suddenly, I heard someone downstairs shouting: "It turns out that you stole my treasure!" Another person said loudly: "Xu Gongzi, wait for me to collect this pair of dog men and women!"