One hundred and forty-two: Zero contact with Teacher Cang
Under the continuous persuasion of the two, Zhang Dongjun finally agreed to go with them to hunt demons. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
According to the analysis of the little Taoist, the time of the murder is basically between 7 and 9 o'clock in the evening, and it is now more than 7 o'clock in the evening.
After Zhang Dongjun fed the calf, he also set off. But as soon as he reached the door, he suddenly stopped.
"Wait, aren't you two too ostentatious in this outfit? The monster has already scared away when he sees you, where do you dare to come out?"
Erdeng and the little Taoist priest felt that what Zhang Dongjun said made sense, so they returned home.
Zhang Dongjun rummaged through the cabinets for a while, and finally found two sets of his own clothes to change into for the two of them.
The little Taoist priest is about the same size as himself, and he fits very well in his clothes, plus his handsome appearance is a little fresh meat.
But Erdeng is a little shorter, about 1.7 meters. insisted on wearing Zhang Dongjun's clothes in a hip-hop style.
Zhang Dongjun looked around the two of them and nodded with satisfaction. However, Erdeng was too conspicuous on his bald head, and there was a ring scar on it, so he found a cap to bring Erdeng on.
After all was done, the group left the house and took a taxi to the spot where the monsters frequented.
On the road, Erdeng was worried that something would happen to Zhang Dongjun, so he stuffed all the pirated runes that had been reproduced in the past few days into his pocket, saying that he could escape if necessary.
Several people arrived at their destination, and it was almost eight o'clock in the evening. Due to the two murders in this place, the road seems deserted.
However, there are still some bold people who occasionally walk in pairs and threes on the road.
"Two masters, what should we do now? Are we just waiting for the monster to come out?" Zhang Dongjun looked at a few passers-by who had just walked away, and turned his head to Erdeng and asked.
Erdeng and the little Taoist priest glanced at each other, and then nodded tacitly.
Zhang Dongjun looked at the appearance of the two and seemed to smell a smell of conspiracy.
At this time, Erdeng said: "Little donor, this monster picks young and strong men who travel alone to suck essence. Although the nephew is young, his body is very thin, as for you, ......" Halfway through his words, Erdeng began to look him up and down.
Zhang Dongjun is not stupid, of course he knows what Erdeng means. The relationship is that the two of them work together to let themselves be bait. No wonder he desperately stuffed a charm into his pocket, it turned out to be premeditated.
"Routines, fucking routines. Zhang Dongjun's heart was filled with 10,000 grass and mud horses.
"Then I'll be the bait, what about you?"
The little Taoist priest stepped forward and grabbed Zhang Dongjun's shoulders and said, "Little brother, don't you want to see Teacher Cang." This is a good opportunity for you to get up close and personal. ”
After speaking, he also pasted a spell on Zhang Dongjun.
"When did I want to have close contact with Teacher Cang, and what did you put on me?" Zhang Dongjun asked puzzled, pointing to the yellow charm on his body.
The little Taoist priest silently recited the incantation in his mouth, and the yellow talisman began to burn little by little.
Er Deng explained on the side: "This is a charm that can make the essence in your body emanate, but it is only a little, and it does not hurt the body. But you're a big meal in the eyes of the monsters now, don't worry, little donor, the two of us will protect you not far away. ”
Zhang Dongjun wants to cry without tears, the routine of these two people is so deep that it seems that he is not a guinea pig.
A monster that has become a spirit, and his cultivation is definitely not low. Just in case, Zhang Dongjun took out his mobile phone and took out Chang'e's belly pocket from the Qiankun bag, took off his shirt and put it inside.
After everything was ready, Zhang Dongjun began to pretend to be a passerby, took out his mobile phone and pretended to play with his head down, while walking on the road vigilantly.
Erlan and Xiao Daoist used a pirated nocturnal talisman and followed him.
Ten minutes passed...... Half an hour passed.
Just when Zhang Dongjun thought that the monster might not appear tonight, a strange feeling that made him very uncomfortable came out from the depths of his heart. Then he felt a pair of eyes watching him in the distance.
He knew that this must be the monster eyeing him, so he gradually quickened his pace, away from the pedestrians on the road. A superhuman sixth sense made him feel that no matter where he went, those eyes were always watching him.
After walking for a while, he looked around, and when he saw that the road was empty, he pretended to be tired, sat down on the flower bed by the roadside, took out a cigarette and lit it.
In order to pretend to be more like, he began to pick up his phone and put it to his ear, pretending to chat with others.
A cigarette was half lit, and a woman dressed in white came not far away. Zhang Dongjun looked at her intently.
As the figure got closer and closer, he gradually saw the woman's appearance clearly.
Teacher Cang, a Japanese actress who has created countless legends, although she is outdated, she has a super high popularity in China, and her Weibo fans have reached tens of millions.
Teacher Cang, who has spent lonely nights with countless men, is now less than two hundred meters away from him.
Although Zhang Dongjun knew that this was a monster, he was still a little excited in his heart. How many men dream of seeing Teacher Cang, but now that it's all at hand, how can he not be moved.
"Handsome man, I'm lost. Can you send me home?" Mr. Cang opened his mouth and was fluent in Mandarin. After speaking, he threw a wink.
"Teacher Cang, are you Teacher Cang?" Zhang Dongjun looked incredulous, and then stepped forward and grabbed her soft and smooth hand.
The youkai was taken aback by his move, and then smiled awkwardly, "Well, yes. I'm coming to Kyoto for the first time and I'm lost, can you send me back?"
Zhang Dongjun nodded and said with a look of adoration: "Teacher Cang, I am your fan." It's my pleasure to send you back!"
Although he said this, he didn't think so in his heart.
This monster is full of loopholes, and it can only deceive that kind of brainless fans, and if you calm down, you won't be fooled at all. First of all, Mr. Cang's Mandarin is not so fluent.
And the first time I came to Kyoto, I dared to go out on the street alone at night, and it was still empty.
Besides, the real Teacher Cang has come to Kyoto no less than ten times.
"Mr. Cang, where is the hotel you are staying in, I have Didi taxi software on my mobile phone, I'll help you call a taxi." Zhang Dongjun looked at this fake and shoddy teacher Cang and said with a smile.
Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills. Zhang Dongjun is also a person who has made blockbuster movies, and it is easy to deceive this monster.
"I ...... If you want to walk around the neighborhood, what's the matter? Doesn't the handsome guy want to accompany me?" the monster put one hand on Zhang Dongjun's shoulder and the other hand close to his face. There was also a mouthful of aroma in his mouth.
Zhang Dongjun's eyes suddenly blurred, and his body kept calling. Oh no, I'm in the way of this monster. He was starting to panic a little, the monster must have begun to confuse himself with hexology.
"Handsome guy, am I beautiful?" Teacher Cang looked at Zhang Dongjun with silky eyes, and his hand began to touch him randomly.
"Damn, Erde, master, you guys hurry up and take this goblin. I'm fucking falling!" Zhang Dongjun was shouting in his heart, but he said, "Beautiful!"
"Do you want to kiss me?" Teacher Cang's entire body had already been attached, and his red lips slowly approached Zhang Dongjun.
--- to be continued--- I heard that the next chapter is very exciting. Guys, throw the recommendation votes in your hands in my face!