[416 The two-dimensional cute girl and the fire dance]
"Oh, it's not impossible to accept. The little fat man nodded.
Yo, people can't look good, I didn't expect this brother to be a tyrant who treats money like dung.
Gotta work harder!
It's all to blame on those guys, who made the admission standards for small store members so high, and they haven't sold a few copies for several days.
Others were quite interested in the launch of the membership system after hearing about the small store, but when Hu Lei finished talking about the access criteria, he completely turned off the fire. Although the unit price of pastries in the small shop is quite high, how long does it take to save 10,000 yuan in advance?
What's more, this membership card currently doesn't have any other membership benefits other than the points that can be redeemed for the chief artist's on-site painting.
"But, you member...... There is nothing else attractive except for that beautiful young lady!", the little fat man muttered, "I still think that the new maid café on the commercial street is more attractive, and their families are all two-dimensional cute girls." ”
Damn, this can't be endured!
"That's different!", Hu Lei said sternly, "Our pastries are delicious." ”
"They have a two-dimensional cute girl at home. ”
"Our home has a beautiful setting. ”
"They have a two-dimensional cute girl at home. ”
“……”
Nima, did the two-dimensional cute girl save the world?
Hu Lei took a deep breath to avoid the scandal of beating customers, "Our family's membership card looks good. ”
As he spoke, he pulled out a palm-sized card......
The little fat man's eyes lit up at once, "Hey, Minions!"
"Well, specially, I can tell you, this is an exclusive patent, and you can't find it anywhere else. ”
The little fat man shook his head, "I still think the two-dimensional cute girl is more attractive." ”
“…… Looks like I'm going to have to come up with a killer idea. Hu Lei gritted his teeth, and then pulled out a palm-sized card again.
"This is ......", at this moment the little fat man's eyes lit up like an incandescent light bulb, and then he snatched the card from Hu Lei's hand with lightning speed.
The corners of Hu Lei's mouth curled, humming, stupid mortals, you don't know anything about the real two-dimensional, "This is a female ninja who assassinates her opponent after confusing her opponent with her hue, likes cooking, hates spiders, and has a perfect body of 88/55/91, and the prototype is taken from the excellent genes of Hosokawa-sensei and Iijima-sensei. Her name is ......"
"No, I know, I know, I dance!"
"Hey, friend, it's time to wipe it, it's almost dripping to the ground. ”
The little fat man wiped his chin and flushed with excitement, "Boss, this ...... This ......"
"How's it going, are you excited?"
Nodding, the chick nodded like a peck of rice.
"Do you want it?"
"Want, want!"
"Two-dimensional cute girl?"
"Lori is a heresy or something, and a royal sister like Miss Fire Dance is true love!", the little fat man's eyes flashed with the light of the Holy Spirit.
As he spoke, he rubbed the card on his face, looking intoxicated.
"Grope~", Hu Lei didn't spit it out, Nima, this card can't be kept.
He took a deep breath, and the preacher's brilliance appeared in his eyes, "So, what are you hesitating about, join us!"
"Uh-huh!", the little fat man nodded impatiently.
"So, swiping the card is still ......"
"Is it okay to be extremely valuable?"
"Of course!", Hu Lei smiled and took out the QR code that had been prepared for a long time. This damn membership card is finally on sale again!
"Hey, Lao Hu, business doesn't seem to be very good today!"
Hu Lei didn't look back, "Why are you here again?"
Since Yao Lu came, this guy has been clocking in every day as if he was commuting. It's late today, the most exaggerated time a few days ago, this thing squatted downstairs before dawn, what is this!
And he will come as soon as he comes, Hu Lei is still welcome, after all, this guy is a big family, but he is a mobile wallet. But later Hu Lei found that things were far from what he imagined, this guy ordered a pastry every day and stared at Yao Lu for an afternoon.
In other words, because of his existence, not only did it not promote the turnover of the small store, but it actually pulled it down. According to the daily operation, the business hours of an afternoon can be turned over at least twice!
In addition, there is a very troublesome thing.
"Lao Hu, let's discuss something. ”
Hu Lei slapped Xuanyuan Sword aside, "Come less, no discussion." ”
Xuanyuan Jian howled, "Don't, you and my brother, don't be so ruthless." ”
"I can't help it!", Hu Lei spread his hands.
The little fat man said curiously, "Boss Hu, this big brother is ......"
"He's ......," Hu Lei glanced at Xuanyuan Jian, "He wants to set up a membership card for a small shop." ”
Xuanyuan Kendao, "Isn't it just a membership card, you can do it for me!"
"Huh, is the membership admission standard of the small store so high?"
Hu Lei raised an eyebrow, "Of course, only people I can see will make an invitation." ”
The little fat man smiled, "It's still Boss Hu who has vision." ”
Xuanyuan Jian looked at the little fat man in a daze, "So, you just got a membership card?"
When the little fat man heard this, he hurriedly put the Ignorant Fire Dance membership card on his chest, with a vigilant expression, "What do you want to do." ”
"Brother, let's talk about it. Xuanyuan Jian smiled and leaned in front of the little fat man.
"What?"
"You're inside...... Give me the membership card. ”
"Don't even think about it!"
"I can give money. ”
"You vulgar guy, how dare you measure me by the little lady who came to measure me recently. ”
"Huh?"
"Vulgar!", after throwing Xuanyuan Jian a look of contempt, he got up and changed the table.
Hu Lei almost stopped laughing.
Xuanyuan Jian touched his nose and looked embarrassed, "What's the situation with this guy!"
"Vulgar. Hu Lei said with a smile.
Xuanyuan Jian sat on the position where the little fat man was sitting just now, "Old Hu ......"
"Okay, don't be coquettish, I'm about to vomit overnight. Hu Lei threw him a roll of the eyes, "It's really not that I won't help you in this matter." ”
"That's why, I'll give you a lot of money. ”
"I'll tell you~", Hu Lei glanced at the bar, and after making sure that Yao Lu's attention was not here, he lowered his voice and said, "It's not Yao Lu who threatened me, she said ......"
"What did she say?"
"She said that if I dare to sell you the membership card, she will attack me at night......"
"Night attack on you?", Xuanyuan stood up with a slick of his sword, looking excited.
Hu Lei was taken aback, he pulled the Xuanyuan sword back on the stool, "What are you doing, she said that she was going to attack me at night, and then take nude pictures of me." ”
"Oh, that's pretty much it. Xuanyuan Jian breathed a sigh of relief, and then he stood up again, "That's not going to work." ”
"I don't want to either!", Hu Lei had a black line.
"But why, my first kiss was given to her, and she still targeted me like this. ”
"How do I know!"
"No, I'm going to ask her!"
With that, Xuanyuan Jian got up and walked towards the bar.