Chapter 93: Eight Immortals Write Books, Thunder Rolls!
"You don't respect the old and love the young at all, how can you let this old bone be used as a meat shield. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć info" Erdeng said with an unhappy face.
Li Quan tilted his head sideways, his eyes glanced at Erdeng up and down, left and right, nodded, and said something faintly that almost made Erdeng jump: "Well, not bad, convex and backward, there is material." If such a figure is not on the cutting board, it should be used as a meat shield!"
As soon as the words were finished, Er Deng did not have the solemn demeanor of the past at all, and pointed at Li Quan and said angrily: "You are only convex and backward, although the old man is a little fat, but he is also a mortal fetus in the flesh, why don't you be a ghost and be a meat shield?"
Zhang Dongjun saw the two arguing, and said with a smile on the side: "Okay, don't be hypocritical, who let you have a golden bell cover iron cloth shirt, if you really can't bear it, you can escape, and I'll give you a magic talisman in a while, you can save your life." ā
As soon as Er Deng heard that there was a Shenxing talisman, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he leaned in front of Zhang Dongjun with a flattering face and said, "The Shenxing talisman is a good thing! Hey. ā
Zhang Dongjun immediately looked at Erdeng painfully: "Do you think that the magic talisman is advertising paper, grab a handful? I'll just give this one, and then talk nonsense, don't give it." ā
Erdeng hurriedly covered his mouth with his hands, nodded and shook his head, as if he was afraid that Zhang Dongjun would regret it.
Since he didn't sleep well all night, Zhang Dongjun lay on the bed after speaking, closed his eyes, and wanted to replenish his sleep.
The second lamp meditates directly on the ground and enters meditation. Li Quan's house has no ghost shadow directly, probably to tease the little ghost girl.
Zhang Dongjun was lying on the bed, tossing and turning, unable to sleep.
"Insomnia again, fuck it!" Zhang Dongjun opened his eyes, looked at the ceiling, and cursed.
What a terrible thing for a person who can fall asleep in bed for five seconds.
Idle and bored, Zhang Dongjun took out his mobile phone, he hadn't read the novel well during the recent filming and cultivation, and he didn't read the books of the real author or the fairy author.
However, the last time Zhang Dongjun saw the starting point of the Heavenly Realm, a large number of immortal authors poured in. And since He Xiangu, Tie Guan Li and Zhang Guolao among the Eight Immortals wrote books, the other five immortals were not far behind and began to embark on the road of no return to writing books.
Most of the fairies' books are in a comic style to attract people's attention, but many immortals ignore a problem, that is, they only focus on the comic style and forget to write the substance.
Comic comparison is very important, the plot is the key, the quality of a book mainly depends on the plot, followed by the style, and then the writing. Many authors pay too much attention to the rhetoric when writing books, and although the text is gorgeous, the writing is higher than the plot, which will make people feel bored.
With curiosity, Zhang Dongjun began to appreciate the works of the Eight Immortals.
The following is about reading the novel......
The novel written by Lu Dongbin: "The Story of Sword Immortals Roaming in the Flowers" Total hits: 29874, recommended votes: 1203, word count: 152101
The whole book is a small yellow article, Zhang Dongjun is no longer able to complain, and a group of immortals actually read it with relish.
They are all monsters who have lived for thousands of years, and they are still so interested in the love between men and women. Even some immortals are still discussing the topic of sex in the book review area, which makes Zhang Dongjun sigh for a while, and sigh that the immortals are so open.
This book is about Lu Dongbin's travels in the world when he was not an immortal, and the first few chapters of the novel are quite formal, and the plot of the golden finger is everything, and the shadow of Xiao Huangwen cannot be seen at all. But in the back, Zhang Dongjun really couldn't stand it. Because this book made him enthusiastic, he couldn't help but let him go to the toilet and masturbate.
Uncle Cao Guo's book is a little bit, and his name is "My Sister is the Queen"
This book is also about what happened to Uncle Cao Guo in the world, his sister is the queen, his brother-in-law is Song Renzong, and he is a cute uncle. I don't like the life of wealth, I don't like power, and I don't have a bit of a royal relative.
The main story is about his efforts to cultivate immortals, which is somewhat different from the eight immortals circulated among the people, and the plot is full of ups and downs, which is a light-hearted article.
Zhang Dongjun originally wanted to reward after reading it, but he had no choice but to reform the starting point of the heavenly realm, so he couldn't reward the treasures, so he could only use immortal stones to recharge immortal coins to reward the author.
And Zhang Dongjun didn't have a single fairy stone, he wanted to exchange the treasure for the fairy stone, but he didn't expect that 100 bottles of potpourri couldn't even exchange for a piece of fairy stone.
Zhang Dongjun had no choice but to write a long review to Uncle Cao Guo.
As soon as the long comment came out, the immortals came to the water sticker one after another, looking at Uncle Cao Guo, who had skyrocketed in popularity, snot and tears flowed, and thanked Zhang Dongjun vigorously.
These two novels are not the key, Han Xiangzi's book is the most important.
For this Han Xiangzi, who gave him a medium-grade immortal weapon as soon as he made a move, Zhang Dongjun still has a great impression of him, as the saying goes, it doesn't matter if you have many friends, the most important thing is to make a local tyrant as a friend.
The book written by Han Xiangzi is related to musical instruments, but when he saw the title of the book, Zhang Dongjun was completely shocked.
"Hulusi is the first musical instrument", oh mom, a strong taste of the second taste.
No wonder Han Xiangzi gave the jade flute to himself, and he was obsessed with gourd silk. Alas, it seems that the gods have suffocated their heads in the sky. Zhang Dongjun sighed, and silently withdrew from Han Xiangzi's novel.
When I came to his book review area, I wrote a line of big words: "Good book, good book, good book!
Because Zhang Dongjun really didn't know how to comment on this book, he thought that after the matter of the ghost was resolved, he would go to the bookstore to buy a few music scores about gourd silk and send them to Han Xiangzi.
Han Zhongli's book Zhang Dongjun can be described by the words "five thunders" and "thunder rolls in the sky", and he suspects that if he continues to read the books of the immortals, his taste may become the same as theirs.
Han Zhongli's book "The Old Man is Young and Frivolous" has a total of 13246 hits, recommended votes: 826, and a word count: 98541.
Looking at the title of the book, Zhang Dongjun thought that he had finally found a relatively normal novel, but as soon as he finished reading the first chapter, the whole person was scorched on the outside and tender on the inside.
This book is also an autobiography of the character, and Han Zhongli writes himself very handsome and very narcissistic.
The invisible pretending is the most deadly, and Han Zhongli has taken the pretending to the extreme.
rob the rich and help the poor, and rob other people's wives by the way. The thieves didn't enjoy it, so they had to go to Beijing to take the exam, but they accidentally became the champion.
To be the champion and to be a colt is an old routine in the TV series. However, our brother Zhongli also married a princess and successfully ascended to the throne as a concubine.
The horse was unhappy, so he had to lead the troops to fight, and accidentally made great achievements and became the god of war in his country. Wen Neng is the champion in the pen, and Wu Neng has made war exploits on the battlefield, which is a full score for this forced outfit.
He was still not satisfied, looking at the emperor's dragon throne, he had to enjoy the feeling of being above 10,000 people. As a result, a certain dynasty accidentally succeeded in usurping the throne.
Every time, Han Zhongli described his success as careless. If you are not careful, you will become a prime minister, and if you are not careful, you will be above 10,000 people.
Zhang Dongjun complained while watching: "Brother Zhongli, are you writing an autobiography of a character? What is the wild history of which dynasty, why have you never been the emperor? And can you be a low-key person, Nima accidentally became the emperor, can you not be so!"
----- to be continued----- I heard that the next chapter will be even more exciting!
ps: I started to make up the chapter today, I hope you will continue to support the rice ball, thank you for your great kindness, see you in the book!