[359 Jiang Qishi, who was stunned]
"Ahh
Although he didn't have any interest in pooping now, he felt that he still needed to go to the bathroom to do a good self-examination, and he had to stuff it up if it was not the worst, so that it wouldn't be so embarrassing.
Ouyang Yue stood aside prettyly, she was the one who was calm in this room now. The girl did not cover her nose or mouth, but the turtle breath technique had been used to the extreme, and even the 36,000 pores on her body had been tightly closed.
Looking at Xuanyuan Jian's embarrassing appearance, she naturally remembered the night she lost her temper in front of Hu Lei.
She subconsciously looked at Hu Lei, with an inquiring look on her face.
Of course, Hu Lei knew what this girl was asking, and he nodded at Ouyang Yue. Does this still need to be asked, if it weren't for the powerful effect of peach jam, where would normal people fart like this, and it would not be the reincarnation of a fart. But then again, how much qi is hidden in this guy Xuanyuan Sword, how can he put it up.
Xuanyuan Jian didn't have time to think about it now, he turned around and opened the door.
Outside the door, Jiang Qishi and Jiang Sihai were still in the posture of pushing the door, but they didn't expect the door to suddenly open, and Xuanyuan Jian rushed out of it with a blue face.
"Isn't this Ouyang Dashao, why is his face so ugly?", Jiang Qishi laughed and teased, Jiang Sihai also smiled and said nothing.
Where does Xuanyuan Sword have the kung fu to take care of this guy!
"Poof~"
The accompaniment he brought with him flashed past Jiang Qishi like a small whirlwind, and immediately behind him, a pale yellow mist drifted out of the house.
"What sound?", Jiang Sihai and Jiang Qishi subconsciously looked back, and the figure of Xuanyuan Sword had quickly disappeared.
"Hey, this guy can't be in a hurry to go to the toilet after eating a bad stomach!", Jiang Qishi sneered.
He suddenly felt a little itchy on the tip of his nose, reached out and rubbed it, and then took a deep breath, ", what stinks." ”
"Let one go, let one go. ”
The two of them looked back into the living room at the same time, "Hey, Old Man Ouyang, what are you...... Alas, grandpa, Uncle Cao, you ......"
Those uncles, uncles, and bigwigs, who are rarely seen on weekdays, are rushing out one by one at this time. The graceful demeanor of earlier is long gone at this time, and the embarrassment seems to be ......
Well, it's like an alpaca hunted by lions on the African savannah. Jiang Qishi suddenly smiled, he felt that his analogy was quite appropriate.
However, what happened to make these bigwigs so disregard for face, could it be that a strong enemy was coming? At this moment, the revenge-seeking drama that had been staged in many martial arts appeared in Jiang Qishi's mind.
With this curiosity, he looked into the living room again. A large expanse of intense yellow gas greeted him.
What the hell? Poison gas? Or exhaust gas?
Jiang Qishi's thought had just come to mind, and he smelled a foul smell that seemed to have been fermented for many years. The thick yellow gas crept through his nostrils, and then rushed towards his internal organs. The strong sense of stimulation went straight to the heavenly spirit cover, and at this moment, Jiang Qishi felt that his limbs and bones had a crispy and numb feeling.
This is nerve gas!
"Good, stinky, ah!"
Jiang Qishi muttered to himself as if he was stupid, and then his eyes rolled, and he fainted cleanly to the ground, unconscious.
Jiang Sihai, who was one position behind Jiang Qishi, was stunned, what kind of situation was this.
"Seventh, seventh, what's wrong with you?", although he was snickering happily in his heart, but in front of so many outsiders, the face project still had to be done.
"Old Seven, wake up quickly, don't scare the fourth brother!", Jiang Sihai crouched beside Jiang Qishi, crying and crying, I didn't know that I thought this guy was crying!
At the same time, the movements of his hands kept moving, and they twitched Jiang Qishi's face with a snap. This is a rare opportunity, and I have to take a few more shots to relieve my hatred.
However, even so, Jiang Qishi still rolled his eyes and lay on the ground twitching unconsciously.
Jiang Sihai felt very puzzled, although the air here was a little turbid and a little unpleasant, it would not make people faint at once!
Thinking of this, he was still a little excited in his heart, if only his cheap brother couldn't wake up at all.
On the side, the force in Jiang Sihai's hand increased a little more, "Old Seven, you can't be fine." You're still so young, you can't just leave the fourth brother and leave!"
On the other side, the bigwigs are eager to run out of Erli. But Ouyang Manor didn't provide such a big run, so they had to run under the tall courtyard wall before stopping.
One by one, these people gasped and breathed heavily, fresh air inhaled through their noses, as if they had been reborn.
"What the hell is this...... It stinks too. Someone sighed with palpitations, and the whole person was in a trance.
His words seemed to have suddenly turned on some magical switch, and the strong discomfort just now surged into everyone's hearts again. In a trance, it was as if he was once again immersed in the thick yellow gas with a strong irritation.
Along with this, there is a strong discomfort, "vomiting~"
"You...... Shut up!Besides, Lao Tzu broke off his friendship with you, vomit~"
Not to mention, it's really exciting to watch a group of uncles and uncles vomit one after another. Hu Lei thought unkindly in his heart, because he had been prepared, he did not suffer too much psychological trauma. But what kind of thing is Xuanyuan Sword, even if it's because of the peach jam, but this fart is really smelly, and what's even more amazing is that this thing seems to be able to superimpose the effect.
After a while, several old men with advanced national art cultivation first recovered their state.
Jiang Pingchao, an old man in Tang costume, said with a smile, "I said Ouyang, isn't your family's usual food too good, this fart, tsk." ”
Although it was also smoked lightly, Jiang Pingchao was still in a good mood. He and Ouyang Chao have been fighting all their lives, and being able to lose such a big face on each other's 80th birthday is simply incomparable.
Ouyang Chao's face was very ugly at this time, and he was thinking about how to settle accounts with this kid Xuanyuan Jian when he was drunk! Usually drunk and looking for someone to kiss everywhere, after all, although it was widely spread, there were not many witnesses. But this time, I'm afraid that the world will know about it in minutes.
The Ouyang family has a fart spirit? It's a big joke in the world!
At this time, when he heard the words of the old man in Tang costume, his face was even more ugly, and his smile was so unstable in Ouyang Chao's eyes, "Jiang Pingchao, you ......"
At this moment, I don't know who suddenly shouted, "Oh no, someone was stunned by a fart!"
Everyone hurriedly looked back, and saw a young man lying at the door of the house, and a man next to him who had just begun to cry and cry.
The voice just now was not small, and even the guests in the front yard crowded over, stretching their necks and looking curiously.
Jiang Pingchao frowned slightly, the sound of crying and grabbing the ground sounded a little familiar. He pushed away the crowd and looked forward, he didn't come up in one breath and almost turned his back on his breath, isn't this Jiang Sihai's grandson? Looking at it again, isn't it Jiang Qishi's grandson who fell to the ground? What is this special for, acting in a stage play?
"Old man Jiang, aren't those two your little grandsons?"
As soon as Jiang Pingchao turned around, he met Ouyang Chao's ill-intentioned smile, this smile is so inadequate!
He was still laughing at Xuanyuan Jian for being a fart spirit just now, but his grandson was immediately stunned by this fart, and it is really hard to say who is more ashamed when this thing gets out!
As soon as he thought of this, he got angry, these two losers, what are you doing to fart!
Looking at Jiang Pingchao's blue face, Ouyang Chao's heart was as comfortable as eating watermelon with a stove.
He continued to smile and said, "You're not going to see these two kids?"
Don't listen or don't listen, Wang Ba recites the scriptures!
"Let's go over and take a look, don't do anything else, it's my grandson!"
you big-headed ghost, that smell of, it's enough to feel it once!
On the other side, Jiang Sihai's showlike crying gradually stopped, on the one hand, because he was tired of shouting, and on the other hand, because he found that the rich yellow gas was actually getting thicker and thicker around him.
It stinks, it stinks, it stinks! Jiang Sihai finally realized the feeling of Jiang Qi's fainting, and if he couldn't do it, he had to flash quickly, and if he stayed any longer, he would faint. In order to slap Jiang Qi a few times and then stun himself, it is not cost-effective.
Thinking of this, Jiang Sihai immediately abandoned his dear brother and fled in embarrassment.