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After all the foreign garbage was sent, Zhang Dongjun was about to send underwear to Chang'e, and the dragon descending Arhat sent a message to Zhang Dongjun. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Descending Dragon Arhat: "Brother Jun, what kind of wine is this? This is strong, this is sour." I drank two bottles and my whole body floated! I haven't felt like this for a long time, it's so refreshing!"

"......, this Nima descending dragon Arhat is too fierce, how long has it been since he was sent, and the two bottles have been drunk?

Then he tapped his hands on the screen and replied: "This wine is the second pot head of the mortal world, and the degree is extremely high." ”

Descending Dragon Arhat: "Good wine, good wine! Brother Jun, two bottles are too few, I can't satisfy my hunger." Hehe, the queen mother's ass is really good! Brother Jun next time we talk, just now the queen mother passed by, I'll go and tease. ”

“…… Damn, this dragon descending arhat can't get drunk and go crazy, right? Even the queen mother dares to tease? I feel like something big is going to happen!" Zhang Dongjun secretly screamed in his heart.

hurriedly sent a message over: "Luohan, you're not here!"

After waiting for a long time and not seeing the Dragon Descending Arhat reply to him, Zhang Dongjun shook his head and sighed: "Alas, ask for more blessings!"

ended the conversation with him, opened Chang'e's private message window, and sent the underwear directly.

A few minutes later, Chang'e received Zhang Dongjun's red envelope, and then posted: "Brother Jun, what kind of material is this made of? It's easy to knead and soft and so comfortable to the touch." ”

“…… Fairy, if you like it. As for what materials, I don't understand them below. Zhang Dongjun replied.

Chang'e: "Then Xiaoxian will change it first, and the photo will be sent to Brother Jun." (shy)"

Zhang Dongjun looked at the message replied by Chang'e, and couldn't help but think of a picture that was inappropriate for children.

Just when Zhang Dongjun was YY, the mobile phone prompt sounded.

"I ...... Damn! It's beautiful! This underwear show is good!" Zhang Dongjun swallowed a mouthful of saliva and exclaimed.

I saw a photo sent by Chang'e on the screen, with snow-white skin and a fairy-like face, which was perfect with a slender figure. Especially the proud chest, which is about to come out, the little bit of fabric on the lower body obviously can't cover the important parts, and the spring light is even more looming.

Zhang Dongjun only felt a warm current surging in his nose, and a few blood droplets appeared on the screen in the next second.

"Erdeng, hurry up and get a tissue for labor and management! Hurry up!" Zhang Dongjun raised his head and said to Erdeng.

"Little donor, what's wrong with you? Why did you have so many nosebleeds, are you on fire? Come and drink the can of Jia Duobao to quench the fire. After Erdeng finished speaking, he took out the gold pot and Duobao from his sleeve and handed it to Zhang Dongjun.

Zhang Dongjun threw Jia Duobao away and shouted: "Labor and management don't want this, I want tissues." ”

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In the Heavenly Court chat group, the immortals are actively preparing for the essay contest, all kinds of tearing, all kinds of mouth cannons, and it was very lively for a while.

Lei Gong: "After countless days and nights, Xiaoxian finally wrote a book that shocked the world and cried ghosts and gods. Everyone is looking forward to it, and I'm the first to get it. ”

Tota Heavenly King: "Lei Gong, Hugh is rampant. My Li family father and son are also ready to open a new book. Let me tell you, our title alone will be the first. Downstairs, I'll report the title of the book!"

Mu Zha: "This Dragon King, I Accept It!", "The Legend of the Dragon Slayer", "My Mount is a Dragon" The title of the book asks you if you are afraid!"

Jin Zha: "Let me tell you loudly, the top three, our Li family father and son have been packed!"

Dragon King: "The Li family's father and son deceived people too much, and our Shui Clan also published three new books, not only did I not let you get the top three, but also let the Jade Emperor delete your books! These three novels seriously violated our Dragon Clan." ”

Nezha: "Dragon King, your son Little White Dragon is in my hands, if you don't withdraw what you just said, I'll start peeling the skin!"

The Dragon King retracted a message.

Dragon King: "Withdraw, let me go!"

God of Wealth: "Today's scene is really exciting!"

Stove King: "Today's scene is so exciting!"

Land: "Today's scene is so exciting!"

Antarctic Immortal: "Haha, my old man came to join in the fun, and he also wrote a bad book in the next place, the competition is the first, and the friendship is the second." Please also ask for more guidance from all the immortals. ”

Zhong Kui: "Heavenly Court Essay Contest, how can we be without our underworld." With the support of the Ten Palaces of Hades, our underworld also took out four books. All the heavenly Taoist friends have made concessions. ”

Erlang God: "It's lively now, and the underworld has released four books to participate in the competition." My whistling dog is also rushing to the manuscript day and night, so don't think about the first place. ”

Yue Lao: "Zhenjun, in addition to biting people, that mad dog of yours can also write books? I think you should teach it to speak." ”

Wu Gang: "Hehe, my old Wu is here for the first." has been single for thousands of years, and he doesn't even have a residence in Heavenly Court. I'm going for the bonus. ”

Marshal Tianpeng: "I'm also participating, and I've been preparing this book for a long time. The heroine in the book is written based on Chang'e to relieve my lovesickness. Since ancient times, there has been affection and empty hatred, and this hatred has no end. Chang'e, I love you!"

After an interlude......

However, Zhang Dongjun didn't know the content of the chat of this group of immortals, he was wiping the screen of his mobile phone with a tissue at this time.

", if any underwear brand asks Chang'e to be a model, it will definitely be popular!" Zhang Dongjun said while wiping.

Erdeng echoed on the side: "Well, this woman has a good figure and a good face." Little donor, give me the mobile phone, and let the old man take a closer look at whether this woman is a prosperous woman. ”

"......You meat-eating monk, don't make excuses, I'm afraid you don't just look at her face!" Zhang Dongjun glanced at Erdeng with disdain and said.

Erdeng Lao blushed, and hurriedly explained: "Oh Mida Buddha, the little donor can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense." The old man is a monk, not close to women. I just saw that this woman's face was definitely not a mortal, she must be a person from the cultivation realm. ”

"Yo, you can also read faces. By the way, when I went out in the morning, I met a little Taoist priest. He said that I have a bloody disaster, you can show me if there is one!" Zhang Dongjun put down his mobile phone and said to the second light.

Erdeng just glanced at it, then nodded and said: "What the little Taoist priest said is true, the little donor does have a blood light disaster." ”

The little Taoist priest also said that the neighbors would also threaten, whether it was true or not. Zhang Dongjun also said the same when he saw Erdeng. Hurriedly asked.

Erdeng shook his head, folded his hands and said, "I don't know if the neighbor is in danger, but this bloody disaster has indeed happened." ”

"How could it happen? He said that I would be hospitalized lightly, and ...... heavy" Zhang Dongjun said halfway, seemed to understand the meaning of Erdeng's words, and yelled at him: ", bald donkey, when is it, you are still joking here!"

Erdeng smiled, smiling brightly.

"Little donor, the cycle of cause and effect, there is a cause and there must be an effect. It's just a calamity of your numerology, and the old man can only say that the secret of heaven cannot be revealed. ”

Zhang Dongjun thought secretly in his heart: "It turns out that this bald donkey has long known that I have a bloody disaster, no wonder I still stay here." It's a little touching to think about. ”