Zhang Dongjun actually wants to write a book on the fairy channel, but he is also an old bookworm, even if he writes poorly, it should be better than some immortals! Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Quitting private messages, idle and bored, Zhang Dongjun began to look for books written by immortals, and after the first Heavenly Court Online Literature Competition, many immortals also joined the author group. It seems that they all have a dream of writing a book in their hearts, but some immortals just want to be famous because their official rank is too low, but this is only a few.

Looking at the list of new books, I found a novel that was in the top 10.

Tie Guan Li's novel attracted Zhang Dongjun with the title alone, and the name is "Lame, you go slowly!"

"My God, has this fairy also started to take the comic route......? Curious!" Zhang Dongjun clicked in with curiosity.

"Lame, you go slowly!" Author: Tie Guan Li, click 374123, recommended votes: 23789, word count: 28547

A book of nearly 30,000 words has so many clicks and recommendation votes, Zhang Dongjun can see at a glance that there is moisture.

Sure enough, Zhang Dongjun had the urge to abandon the book after reading the first chapter, but the professional ethics cannot be lost, as a senior poisonous tongue, he must insist on reading the first three chapters, who made him choose this book.

After reading the third chapter, Zhang Dongjun calmed down and took out a cigarette and lit it.

"Tie Guan Li Daxian, your book ...... Your book ......" Zhang Dongjun really didn't know how to organize the language, so he typed such a paragraph and sent it out.

Soon, Tie Guan Li replied: "Brother Jun, is my book very well written? Is my book very well written? Praise me and praise me." If you praise me, I'm going to be on fire!"

"This ...... Are the gods so funny?" Zhang Dongjun shook his head and said on the screen.

"Your book is not as humorous as Nezha's "The Legend of the Dragon Slayer", and the writing is not as good as Yue Lao's "Marriage Record", let's not talk about your writing, let's talk about the plot! Your plot really opened my eyes. You want to express that you are a lame man who has embarked on the road to success, but it has been written in a harem text. At the beginning, there is a woman as beautiful as Chang'e as the protagonist's girlfriend. ”

And the protagonist has no house, no money, no looks, and is lame, and his personality is even more irritable. In the first chapter, I broke up with my girlfriend, and I disliked her for not being gentle enough. Is the protagonist too confident? What is his girlfriend trying to do?

Zhang Dongjun took a puff of his cigarette and continued to type on the screen: "I actually don't even want to read the second and third chapters, but I still endured to read them." In the second chapter, after the protagonist breaks up with his girlfriend, he goes to hook up with another beautiful woman, and agrees to date after only a few words, are you an idiot as a reader? My three views are completely destroyed!"

"The third chapter is even more hateful, the protagonist hooks up with one doesn't count, and he goes to hook up with the other. Oh my God, how confident your protagonist must be, to look like this and hook up with a girl, Mom, take it away for me! I can't stand it!"

Zhang Dongjun posted a super long comment, not for anything else, just to be in a better mood. He doesn't care whose book it is, if he doesn't write it well, he always feels like he has a breath in his heart if he doesn't spray.

As soon as this comment came out, many immortals came to visit!

Erlang God: "Wow, Brother Jun is crazy. In fact, I completely gave up on the first 100 words of this book, and it must have been written like this and has such a high number of clicks, it must have been brushed by those sailors. ”

God of Food: "Brother Jun, did I show you a private message?

Tai Bai Xing: "Brother Jun, I also sent you a private message!

Lei Gong: "Brother Jun, why don't you ignore others, I want to eat delicious food! Delicious food!"

"......" has dozens of book reviews begging for foreign garbage, and the immortals play all kinds of tricks in order to seek the American style, and they all have coquettish and cute pretending to be pitiful, Zhang Dongjun directly chose to ignore them.

Nezha: "What a long comment, so envious." Brother Jun, come to my book review area, and give me a long review!"

Chang'e: "Upstairs, how can you have so many pictures of me? You wait for me, I've already gone to the Jade Emperor to sue you, you voyeur!"

God of Wealth: "It turns out that Nezha and Chang'e are not lovers......! Those photos of Nezha were all taken secretly, this is big news!"

King Tota: "Rebel, you dare to do such a dirty thing!

Dragon King of the East China Sea: "Fight, break his legs." You rebel son killed so many of my dragon sons and grandsons, this is retribution. ”

Dragon King of the West Sea: "Seconding! Ever since our group of dragons moved to the Heavenly Court, Nezha has been trying to slaughter our dragons. Ask the Jade Emperor to punish him severely!"

Zhang Dongjun looked at the immortals in the book review area and was speechless for a while: "MD, shouldn't you discuss the book?

The following is a bunch of nonsense from the immortals, which can be completely ignored, Zhang Dongjun only waited for Tie Guan Li's reply. He felt that what he had just said was a bit poisonous, and he was afraid of damaging Tie Guan Li's self-confidence, so he wanted to comfort him. But when he saw his reply, Zhang Dongjun was speechless for a while.

Tie Guan Li: "Haha, Brother Jun just needs your comments! Look at how lively my book review area is, how popular it is! Finally, I don't have to hire a water army to swipe and click, the canopy guy is expensive, it's really black!"

"It's good if you're happy!" Zhang Dongjun wanted to comfort him, but he didn't expect Tie Guan Li to be very happy to see such a book review, and there was no one else.

"This cheeky is thicker than me! I will accept it, I will accept it!" Zhang Dongjun shook his head and sighed. Anyway, his book review was posted, and it was his business whether to change it or not.

After reading a toxic novel, Zhang Dongjun was not in the mood to continue reading, and directly turned off the power of his mobile phone.

Zhang Dongjun walked out of the lounge and wanted to do activities, and happened to meet Qiu Yingsi who was walking towards him.

"Zhang Dongjun, I heard that you have been promoted!" Qiu Yingsi said excitedly, feeling like she had been promoted.

Zhang Dongjun asked with some confusion: "How do you know? I only received the notice in the afternoon." ”

"This ...... You don't care how I know, congratulations anyway!Don't you invite me to dinner in the evening?" Qiu Yingsi hurriedly diverted the topic, trying to hide something.

Zhang Dongjun saw that she was reluctant to say anything, and did not continue to ask.

"Last time I helped you retrieve your bag, you didn't thank me, you should have invited me to dinner, right?" Zhang Dongjun said with a smile.

As soon as these words were spoken, a roll of Qiu Yingsi's eyes flew over: "Why are you so stingy as a big man!"

Stingy? Zhang Dongjun's face immediately changed when he heard this, how could he let a woman say that she was stingy? Hurriedly defended: "I'm not stingy, I'm just talking about things, one yard is one yard." You finish answering my message first, and I'm inviting you to dinner. ”

Zhang Dongjun hates others to say that he is stingy, where he is stingy, at most he is just picking the door.

"Since it's a matter of facts, then you still touched my buttocks, how can this account be calculated?" Qiu Yingsi said with a crimson face.

"I ......" Zhang Dongjun was speechless for a while, he wanted to say that it was Li Quan's perverted touch. But will she believe it?

-------- is not finished to be continued--------- there is another chapter tonight, everyone be patient for a while!