After Yang Zhi's live broadcast room opened, he sent a site-wide message notification.

Whether it's watching a movie or playing a game, all see a message scrolling above: Entertainment spit is about to begin!

Seeing the news of the scrolling website, many people left the games and movies one after another to watch the live stream.

Most people have the mentality of trying it out, and as long as the live stream is not good, they will immediately quit and continue watching their movies or playing games.

Although the live broadcast room is open, Yang Zhi has not yet appeared, but the entire live broadcast room is crazy barrage: start, start.....

Finally, at eight o'clock, Yang Zhi also walked into the video screen and said to the audience:

"Thank you for watching the first episode of tonight's "Entertainment Tucao" on time, I am the host Xiaogang Cannon. You're so lucky to be the first to watch it.....! You know me before anyone else. ”

As soon as this opening remark came out, it immediately attracted a lot of barrages such as 'haha' and 'shameless'.

Yang Zhi continued: "Today is the first issue, first introduce my four assistants to you to get to know you.... The first one is ---- Wang Gengji..... Oh, sorry, I forgot that he has changed his name, he is not called 'Wang Gengji', now he is called Wang Xiaobao. ”

As soon as these words came out, Wang Geng's face turned black directly after watching the live broadcast: This damn little steel cannon is so hateful! This is obviously intentional!

In front of so many people, he actually mentioned the word 'Wang Gengji' again, who would not have thought of him as a musician when he heard it!

Just by looking at the barrage, you can find out how jubilant those viewers are:

'Haha.... Little Steel Cannon really has a friend named Wang Gengji?'

'I don't know if Wang Gengji will have his nose crooked when he sees it?'

'It's out... Oops, middle-aged uncle?'

‘.........’

In the picture, Wang Xiaobao stood beside Yang Zhi, and Yang Zhi introduced:

"Wang Geng.... Oh, I'll be called Xiaobao from now on. Don't look at him as if he is very old, in fact, he is not even twenty years old, but he looks a little anxious..... His biggest characteristic is that he has no characteristics..... When he's fine, he likes to write lyrics and songs, and he's barely a music lover. ”

At this time, everyone watching was about to die of laughter: this was not particularly funny, but after Yang Zhi's 'guidance', now everyone regards this Wang Xiaobao as Wang Geng, a musician.

Wang Geng felt that he had the urge to smash the computer: this damn little steel cannon was ridiculing Wang Xiaobao on the surface, but it was actually talking about him!

Just listening to the live broadcast, Yang Zhi continued: "Everyone doesn't believe this? Xiaobao, sing two of your original songs to everyone." ”

Wang Xiaobao immediately sang with his throat pulled:

"I am a banana, banana banana, banana banana, I am a pineapple, a lorot, a lolo, a lolo, a ......"

On the barrage, there was a sudden boo, this is a bullshit lyric?

Yang Zhi said seriously: "Congratulations to everyone for hearing such a good song for free, for those who don't think it's good, as long as you praise it more, no matter how bad the song is, it can become popular!"

'Hahaha.... The little steel cannon is swearing around the corner!'

I thought that Xiao Gang Cannon only scolded Wang Geng alone, but I didn't expect him to sarcastically satirate all the singing. ’

I agree. ’

'Don't say my gg'

'Didn't say your dog'

‘......’

And Yang Zhi finally heard the system prompt:

"Ding, this spit has been supported by 56,874 people, and the exchange point is plus 5,684."

Hearing the system prompt, Yang Zhi was not very satisfied, only a few thousand points!

But it's just the beginning, take your time....

The live broadcast continued, and Yang Zhi said: "Okay, after getting to know my first assistant, let's introduce my second assistant---- Xu Zhen." ”

In the picture, Wang Xiaobao left, and Xu Zhen appeared next to Yang Zhi. Yang Zhi introduced:

"This Xu Zhen is amazing, he is an actor who has been playing corpses professionally for decades. ”

Xu Zhen is only thirty years old, right?

As soon as the words came out, the barrage was suddenly filled with a 'haha'.

"Don't underestimate him, in addition to playing the corpse, he also played an important role in a "Condor" crew---- playing the eagle. ”

After listening to this passage, there are a lot of 'haha' swipes on the screen, because most people know: the well-known director Feng Dalei is filming the nonsensical comedy "Condor Boy".

The active mind is already guessing that the small steel cannon is probably preparing to bombard Feng Dalei.

Sure enough, I only heard Yang Zhi say:

"Speaking of this "Condor" crew, everyone may think of Director Feng's "Condor Boy", but of course I'm not talking about Director Feng's crew. Many people are puzzled: Why haven't they heard the names of the rest of the crew? This matter has to start from when Xu Zhen first came out to look for a job. ”

As soon as his voice fell, the barrage was again a swipe of 'hurry up' and 'say quickly'.

And watching the live broadcast, many people don't need to look at Yang Zhi's appearance, as long as they listen to his jokes and watch the text on the screen, it is very enjoyable.

Many people have also joined the army of screen swiping to experience this novel feature.

Yang Zhi began to recount Xu Zhen's experience:

"When Xu Zhen first came out, he was very high-spirited, and he was determined to find a decent job, so he went to Ruokia mobile phone company soon after. Just three days later, the company went out of business;

So he went to Haofeng Automobile Company in Bangzi Country, and a few days later, Haofeng Automobile Company also went bankrupt..... In the end, he went to the Condor crew....."

Suddenly, there was a 'haha' sound on the barrage, and the Condor crew was cursed by Xu Zhen's declining star.

Yang Zhi continued: "Just the day before yesterday, he also went to another "Condor" crew that was filming to play a trick....... But fortunately, his declining luck is almost exhausted, and when he takes on the role of the dragon in the future, he will not harm the rest of the crew anymore. Look, it's been three days now, aren't people all right?"

The people watching laughed again, and the other Condor crew was obviously talking about Feng Dalei's "Condor Boy"!

Feng Dalei's face also darkened, is this cursing his crew to end sooner or later?

Yang Zhi continued: "Xu Zhen was most impressed by the previous filming of "Condor", which was that the film was very bad. Why is it rotten? The name is "The Condor Hero", do you think it is a story of the deep relationship between the Condor and a hero? Wrong, that hero is the Condor .....?"

"It's actually such a Condor Hero!haha......"

'Hahaha..... Is this a satire of Director Feng's film?'

'Xiao Gangcang's mouth said that it was not Director Feng's "Condor", but it kept .....'

'I really want to see Director Feng's face at this time'

‘......’

Feng Dalei's face was as ugly as eating Xiang, and he wondered if he should find a lawyer to sue Xiaogang Cannon for some crime....

And Yang Zhi finally said solemnly:

"Actually, whether a crew can survive or not, what does it have to do with the decline of individual people?

As long as the film is filmed, the big guys will buy it, and if you rely on some fame and use any tattered plot to fool the audience, then the crew and your so-called fame will end sooner or later!"

'Well said!'

'That's right!'

‘……’

As soon as the voice fell, the whole screen was applauded

And Yang Zhi suddenly heard the system prompt:

"Ding, this time I complained, a total of 128546 people agreed, exchange point +12584"

Hearing the system prompt, Yang Zhi was a little satisfied, in addition to proving what he said, most of the audience agreed, but also proved that more than 100,000 people watched the live broadcast!

This is a remarkable achievement for a site that has just started live streaming.

It's just that Feng Dalei's face is not good-looking, isn't this especially pointing at the monk and scolding the bald donkey?

On the surface, he is talking about the unwarranted "Condor Hero", but in fact, he is scolding his "Condor Boy......

At this time, Yang Zhi spoke again:

"Now I have my third assistant: Huang Shun. ”

In the picture, Huang Shun came on the field and Xu Zhen left......

Yang Zhi opened his mouth and introduced:

"This is Huang Shun, my third assistant. Huang Shun, he is polite, versatile, but he looks a little stumbling. ”

'Haha......'

The screen burst into laughter again.

I only heard Yang Zhi continue: "The reason why I invited him to come, in addition to the fact that he is not as handsome as me, there is another reason, that is...... He knows kung fu. ”

As soon as the words fell, the onlookers all thought of the person Yang Zhi was going to bombard next: Zheng Zhihao!

For a while, no one in the entire live broadcast room was barrage, and they were all ready to listen carefully to how Yang Zhi would bombard Zheng Zhihao.

You must know that Zheng Zhihao once threatened: If Yang Zhi dares to take the initiative to provoke him, he will definitely beat Yang Zhi to the point where he can't get out of bed!