Chapter 499: Funny (Second Update)
In the past, you could see black and white impermanence, bull heads and horse faces or other jokes that had little status, even if they were joked.
But now, he didn't dare to talk nonsense, seeing the bull-headed horse face almost flattering, Meng Ge finally knew that there was no way to go back to the past.
This is the alienation of power, which gives you a mask of looking down, and naturally widens the gap between you and ordinary people.
Meng Ge: Master, this Hades King is not fun at all, I feel that I am already very proficient in alchemy, do you want to give my apprentices some more challenges?
Li Ruofan: Okay, I'll pass on a few new Dan recipes to you. In addition, the last video effect is still good, do you have any good ideas recently?
Menggo: Do you want to shoot like last time? But there's nothing to do!
Li Ruofan: No, no, no, we must innovate, I thought of a stalk, what if you said that the prefecture also has a news broadcast?
Meng Ge still watched TV when he was in the mortal world, and he also knew what TV series news was, although he thought it was very novel, but could he do it?
Mengo: That's all very solemn, can I do it?
Li Ruofan: Then how about we have a funny version? I'll send you a reference to the past first, it's a funny version of the big-clear-new-news-simulcast.
[M]: Ladies and gentlemen, good evening, today is the sixth day of October in the 25th year of Guangxu, November 6, 1900 in the Western calendar, and there are still 25 days before the 60th birthday of the Queen Mother.
[Female]: His Majesty the Emperor received the credentials from the newly arrived ministers of the Three Kingdoms at the Ziguang Pavilion in Zhongnanhai.
[M]: Long-form newsletter "The Good Servant of the People - Chang Baylor"
[F]: The spokesperson of the Prime Minister's National Affairs Yamen issued a statement on the Fuso Navy's obstruction of the normal navigation of China's Beiyang Naval Division in the East China Sea.
[M]: The National-Agricultural-Village-Stability-Stability Work Conference was held in Beijing. Let's take a look at the details.
[M]: Officials and people all over the country have continued to study and implement the spirit of the Empress Dowager's "Yuanmingyuan Speech" and guided all work with the "spirit of the speech", and have achieved remarkable results. Please see the report:
Li Hongzhang, governor of Liangjiang, said: We have organized various departments and systems to study the "speech" as it is, profoundly realized that the "speech" has grasped the actual situation of our DPRK from a commanding height, comprehensively analyzed the current social situation in a realistic and realistic manner, and pointed out the correct direction for the comprehensive rejuvenation of our DPRK.
The "speech" has made a new development of the ancestral teachings since the Holy Patriarchs, and is a new ancestral teachings of the present era. Through guò study, we have carried out a comprehensive clean-up of the problems in the Liangjiang area and formulated a number of rectification measures. At present, the mental outlook of officials at all levels has taken on a new look, and their enthusiasm for work is unprecedentedly high.
This year, a total of 300 working groups have been dispatched to Liangjiang, who eat and live in the fields, make friends with the common people, chat about daily routines, and solve various problems that they are concerned about, and have won the support of the broad masses.
(Close-up: An old woman with a wrinkled face and a toothless mouth): They came to my house to help farm and carry water, and Kangxi's cadres came back.
On the construction site of the Beijing-Zhangjiakou Railway, a key national construction project, the construction workers threw themselves into the construction of the key project with great enthusiasm, determined to build this cross-century project with the highest quality and the shortest construction period, and presented the 60th birthday of the Queen Mother with excellent results.
Zhan Tianyou, an engineer of the Beijing-Zhangjiakou Railway, was an intellectual who had returned to China from the old American Railway, and he politely declined the invitation of the old American professor to stay in the university to teach, and returned to China to participate in the construction of the Beijing-Zhangjiakou Railway, he said: "After studying the Empress Dowager's "Old Summer Palace Speech", I am full of confidence in the future of the country, and our railway builders are determined to take the spirit of the Empress Dowager's "speech" as a guideline to complete this project with quality and quantity.
In Wuhan, on the bank of the Yangtze River, the national key enterprise Hanyeping Iron and Steel Plant is in full swing, workers are working for stable and high production, and in the factory building, managers are designing and planning at their desks.
As of the end of this month, Hanyeping Iron and Steel Plant has produced 250,000 tons of steel, 100,000 tons of steel, 150,000 tons of iron, and handed over 4 million taels of various taxes, an increase of 15% over the previous year. All the workers of Han Yeping are determined to fully complete the contracting targets issued by the court and make more contributions to the rejuvenation of the nation.
In Changyu Winery, the majority of cadres and workers have said (a female worker): "After learning the Queen Mother's speech, we are more confident and more motivated, this year, the quality indicators of our wine are up to standard, and we have received more than 1,000 cases of international orders, which is unimaginable before learning the Queen Mother's "speech", we must work hard to create more foreign exchange for the country, and support the country's economic construction with practical actions. ”
In Yuyao County, Jiangjiang, the vast number of judicial cadres handled cases in accordance with the requirements of the "speech" and safeguarded judicial fairness, openness, and justice.
(Little cabbage cried bitterly and said): If it weren't for the judicial circles to implement the spirit of the Queen Mother's "speech", the majority of netizens helped me push it to the hot search, my case will never be overturned, I and Yang Naiwu's lives were given by the Queen Mother and netizens, I must have a variety of vegetable greenhouses, improve cabbage varieties, and strive to learn the "Old Summer Palace Speech" to do a good job in agricultural production.
[F]: This morning, His Majesty the Emperor received the credentials from the newly arrived ministers of the Three Kingdoms at the Ziguang Pavilion in Zhongnanhai. The envoys of the three countries were: Portuguese Minister Julio, Spanish Minister Gonzalé, and Dutch Minister Klaus.
[M]: Today's "Jingshidi Daily" published the full text of a long newsletter written by a reporter from Longxing Society, "A Good Servant of the People - Chang Beile".
The article said: "Chang Beile was born in a poor herdsman family in the ******** grassland, grew up under the bath of the emperor's grace, and became a national cadre under the care of the leaders of the Zhenglan Banner. The herders affectionately call him "the sweet man".
Last year, the ******** grassland suffered a snowstorm that had not been seen in a century, and Chang Beile provided the forage from his own grassland to the herdsmen free of charge, and the miracle of a disaster-free year appeared in the Qianli grassland.
(A herdsman wiped his eyes and said): I was in a hurry in the yurt that day, and I didn't want Chang Beile to personally come to my house with a cart of forage, and cordially asked for warmth and warmth, so that I could rest assured, saying that with the queen mother and the emperor, we would not be displaced. Chang Beile is really a living bodhisattva in the pastoral area, and a good Beile for our herdsmen." For details, please see "Character Interview" after "Daqing News Network".
[F]: This morning, the spokesperson of the Prime Minister's Yamen for National Affairs made a statement on the Fuso Navy's obstruction of the normal navigation of China's Beiyang Naval Division in the East China Sea. The spokesman said: China's Beiyang Naval Division was sailing normally in our waters in the East China Sea, but was stopped by the Fuso Navy by force, and many of our ships were damaged and sunk.
The Qing and Japanese sides are friendly neighbors separated by a strip of water, but recently, in disregard of the repeated opposition of the Qing side, the Japanese side has repeatedly done things that hurt the feelings of the Qing people. We urge the Fuso side to attach importance to the traditional friendship between the Qing and Japan and not interfere with the smooth development of Qing-Japanese relations. We reserve the right to react further.
[M]: Prince Gong met with Xinke Jinshi at Chengde Summer Resort today.
Prince Gong congratulated the new Kejinshi on his good achievements.
Prince Gong said: "You are all pillars of the country, is the hope of the nation, I hope you guard against arrogance and rashness, continue to devote yourself to your new work with full enthusiasm, deeply understand the spiritual essence of the Queen Mother's "Old Summer Palace Speech", be a model for practicing the spirit of the "Old Summer Palace Speech", carry forward the "Changbai Mountain Spirit" of the Qing Dynasty predecessors who bear hardships and stand hard work, seek truth from facts, and achieve updated achievements in new posts.
[M]: Prince Gong met with Russian envoy Petrov at the Chengde Summer Resort today, and the two sides had cordial and friendly talks. The signing of the "Qing-Russian Border Treaty" is a major event that is beneficial to the people of the two countries and has cleared the way for the comprehensive development of relations between the two countries.
[F]: Let's take a look at the news that this station has just received, the National Rural Stability Work Conference was held in the Changchun Garden in the palace today, and Li Lianying, ********, presided over the meeting.
Li Lianying stressed: We must fully implement the spirit of the Queen Mother's "Yuanmingyuan Speech", implement the requirements of the reform of rural donations, and ensure the sustainable growth of rural donations.
Li Lianying also said: It is necessary to ensure that the peasants have food to eat and that the children can go to school, and it is necessary to educate the peasants to change their ideological concepts, get rid of the economic thinking of small peasants, and maintain stability in the rural areas. So that the rural work can be carried out smoothly.
At the meeting, Jinling Province also introduced its advanced experience in setting up Binxing Halls in the province, subsidizing students who have been admitted to the Xiucai Examination but are unable to pay the repair fees, setting up nursing homes and nursery schools to help poor farmers, and actively opening up employment channels to help unemployed households re-employ.
[M]: The activities of national intellectuals going to the countryside have been launched in the north and south of the country, and at present, people from all over the country are actively responding to the spirit of the Queen Mother's "Yuanmingyuan Speech" and going to the countryside to participate in social practice.
Whenever they go to a place, they solve the problems of the people, solve the difficulties in production and life for the farmers, and write letters and genealogies for the farmers.
Yang Naiwu, a native of Yuyao County, Jiangjiang, also gave up the superior living conditions in Chengguan Town and took the initiative to ask to teach in remote rural areas; according to the county's statistics, 20 applications have been received so far to take the initiative to teach in remote rural areas.
[F]: A symposium to commemorate the 250th anniversary of Dolgon's birth was held today at the Yanbo Zhishuang Pavilion in the Summer Palace.
Dolgon is an outstanding military commander and strategist of our dynasty, and has made immortal contributions to the establishment of our dynasty, and the "great victory at Shanhaiguan" commanded by him is the turning point of our dynasty's war to seize power, and the "Changbai Mountain Spirit" that he founded is not afraid of hardships and seeks truth from facts is our precious spiritual wealth.
A commemorative album of Dolgon and a souvenir sheet of stamps were also distributed.
[M]: Selected Edicts of the Empress Dowager was edited and published by the Hanlin Academy, and this book contains a total of 75 edicts of the Empress Dowager in recent years, some of which have not been published before.
The book comprehensively expounds the laws of the political, military, and cultural development of our dynasty, and scientifically summarizes and profoundly analyzes the future development of our dynasty.
Li Hongzao, a waiter of the Ministry of Rites, attended the release ceremony, he emphasized: The publication and distribution of the book is a major event in the life of my government, all provinces and departments should organize study, and combine the study of the book with the current study of the Queen Mother's "Yuanmingyuan speech".
[F]: Ladies and gentlemen, this show will take about 45 minutes.
[M]: A good public servant of the people - Chang Beile advanced deeds report meeting was held today in the hall of Beijing Normal University, and the report meeting was presided over by Zheng Xiaoxu, a university scholar.
The report group was composed of Fukuyama Beile, the daughter of Chang Beile, who was the head of the Zongren Mansion, and their speeches aroused bursts of warm applause, before the report meeting, Zheng Xiaoxu, a university scholar, also met with the members of the report group, and for the details of the report meeting, please pay attention to watch the "Study" column at 20:30 on the second channel of this station.
[F]: The International Handicraft Fair opened in Beijing, and King Gong Fujin and Fang Fujin attended the opening ceremony. Gong Wang Fujin said: This expo is a great opportunity to display China's traditional crafts and long-standing culture, and it is a window for China to carry out exchanges and cooperation with other countries in the world. All departments should seize the opportunity to make our products go out of the world as soon as possible.
In front of the embroidered shoes booth, Gong Wang Fujin held an embroidered shoe and praised the exquisite workmanship.
In front of the snuff bottle booth, Gong Wang Fujin had a cordial conversation with the craftsmen. She encouraged the staff to open the conference well, and finally Gong Wang Fujin was invited to write an inscription for the conference "National Treasure".
British businessman John Stevenson couldn't help but say, "Too."
It's beautiful, it's incredible, it's something we don't have in Scotland, and I'm going to be sure to take some back with me as a souvenir for my friends. ”
[M]: The following is a set of brief news: The National Drama Performance was held in Beijing, and the opening ceremony was attended by the precious concubine, Jin Guifei, the lord of the Eight Banners, Deling Gege, the county king, and the county lord, and the famous dramatist Gai Zhaotian performed the Peking Opera "Haunting the Heavenly Palace".
After the performance, leaders such as Precious Concubine, Jin Guifei, Eight Banner Masters, Deling Gege, County Princes, and County Lords met with all the actors and encouraged them to continue to work hard to carry forward the quintessence of the country and welcome the arrival of the Queen Mother's 60th birthday with excellent results. The performance of this evening will be broadcast in the "Xiqu" column later on this station, welcome to watch it then.
According to the statistics of the Ministry of Households, China's autumn grain has been harvested again, and the total amount of grain has increased by 12 percent over the same period of the previous year, which is the 270 consecutive years of bumper grain harvest in China.
A few days ago, Guozi Priest Wine Wang Guowei told reporters: From next year, the admission examination for inmates will adopt the 4+X method, 4 is the "Analects", "The Mean", "University", "Mencius" four compulsory courses, X is from the "Book of Changes", "Book of Books", "Book of Songs", "Spring and Autumn", "Book of Rites" any one.
A white elephant gave birth to a cub in the Jingshi Wanzhu Garden, which was a tribute from Siam, and it was the first time that a tropical white elephant gave birth in the northern region.
[M]: Let's take a look at the international news: International public opinion has commented on the Fuso Navy's interference with the normal navigation of our Beiyang Naval Division.
Siam's "Siam Hua Daily" published a commentary saying: Fuso's move has undermined peace and stability throughout Asia. The Chinese community in the United States also held a forum to condemn the atrocities of Fuso, and after the meeting, they went to the Fuso consulate to hold a protest.
[F]: Hurricane Poseidon in Florida in the south of the country has caused serious damage to people and property, and it is reported that the hurricane has knocked down at least 3,000 houses, killed more than 20 people, and left 11 people missing, and a state of emergency has been declared in the state.
[M]: Burundi, Africa, has been hit by a severe drought that has not rained for at least two years, killing 20,000 people and leaving tens of thousands of refugees homeless.
[F]: A train in southern India derailed, the train was bound for New Delhi from Bangalore to New Delhi, a total of more than 3,000 passengers were killed, the accident caused a total of 310 deaths, the Indian Minister of Railways inspected the scene of the accident, the cause of the accident is under investigation.
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