Volume 2 37 Roast Chicken and Roast Duck Buy People's Hearts
As soon as Tang Shaoyang turned the stone, a person jumped out and hit him directly with a fist.
Shi Datou, who was still talking complacently just now, was hit in the eye with a fist, and immediately fell backwards.
To be honest, Tang Shaoyang also knew that there were people behind the stone, but he didn't know what the strength was. Who knew that he actually gave himself such an appearance, even if you robbed it, you actually grabbed my head, then you have to test whether you have the strength to rob.
As a result, he didn't even catch a punch himself, and he was completely an ordinary person who had no cultivation. No, but it's not an ordinary person, because he can actually lift such a huge stone axe in his hand, then he may be a physical practitioner.
Looking at the fallen Shi Datou, Tang Shaoyang stood there, "Just like you, you still choose to rob? Just because of you, who do you want to rob?" Come, let me see." ”
Who knew that Shi Datou threw away the stone axe, and began to wipe his eyes with both hands, "Mom, why am I so unlucky, I met a robber when I came out to rob for the first time." Ahh It's so bitter. ”
However, seeing that the stone axe was thrown on the ground, the whole ground shook a little, and Tang Shaoyang also thought to himself, how heavy must this TMD be.
Tang Shaoyang was also speechless, you are such a big man, you actually cried like this, is this a bit of a man.
"Hey, Shi Datou, don't cry, can you have some luck. Just this punch, you will cry, how will you rob in the future?"
As soon as he finished saying this, Shi Datou moved his hand away, grabbed his stone axe, and stood up, "Hmph, you sneak attacker, don't count, we'll do it again, this time I'm going to beat you down." ”
"Hey, Shi Datou, who is sneaking up? Obviously, you are hiding behind the rocks, ready to sneak attack me, okay?"
Shi Datou scratched his head with the hand holding the stone axe, and said a little naively, "Is that the case?"
Tang Shaoyang was really speechless, "It must be like this." You see, I just came down, and you hid behind a rock and attacked me. Or did you jump out and then I hit you, didn't I?"
Shi Datou thought for a while, "It seems to be the same." Oh, how could I sneak up on you?"
"yes, I don't even know you, why did you sneak up on me? Tell me why. ”
When Shi Datou heard this, he smiled, "This, this, brother, I'm sorry, it's my fault, I sneaked up on you." You can just get the original to me. I also had no choice but to come out to get some food when I couldn't stand the hunger, who knew I could meet you. ”
Tang Shaoyang didn't know what Shi Datou thought, but he didn't eat, it was really a little incredible, "Datou, you said you didn't eat?
"It's not that everyone cares about my food, but I don't eat too much when I'm not well? Then there is not enough food at home, and then, my master will give me two weapons, and I will come out and get something to eat. But my master said that he couldn't let my brothers and sisters know. Otherwise, I'd be embarrassed to come out. Because they're hungry too. ”
Tang Shaoyang looked at Shi Datou's strong body, and then looked at the two stone axes in his hand, yes, that's it, it's really a rhythm that can't be eaten.
Suddenly, Tang Shaoyang conjured up some food to eat, roast chicken and duck, roast suckling pig, these things were also what Zhuge Jinhui and Li Wenxiu thought at the beginning, because the people who went down at the beginning basically didn't give them food, and there was not much to eat at the bottom of the Dark Peak, and even if there were, it was just some things that grew out of the ground, and there were relatively few.
Therefore, the two of them just thought of bribing the detainees with food, even if there were more people below, even if they encountered problems that could not be solved at the moment, they could also ensure their own safety for a while.
When Shi Datou took out so much food from Tang Shaoyang, the saliva at the corner of his mouth never stopped. There was no way, he was so hungry, Shi Datou couldn't help but think, "This is a local tyrant, with this food, I can solve the problem of hunger and satiety." ”
Seeing so much food dangling in front of him, Shi Datou threw the stone axe in his hand and grabbed the roast duck.
Just as he was about to catch it, Tang Shaoyang immediately threw the roast duck back into the mustard seed space.
Shi Datou didn't catch it, and pounced into the air, looked at Tang Shaoyang, and said angrily, "Bring my roast duck." ”
Tang Shaoyang smiled, "Why did you say it was yours? Obviously I brought it in, when did it become yours? You are completely a robbery." ”
Who knew that Shi Datou directly measured the two stone axes on the ground and held them in his hands, and said fiercely, "I just came out to rob for food, if you don't take out the food, it will rob you." If you don't know each other, I won't let you go with these two axes. After speaking, he also demonstratively raised the stone axe in his hand.
Tang Shaoyang immediately clasped his hands on his shoulders and made a scared gesture, "I'm so scared." Are you an adult obviously bullying a child? I don't want to, I'm going to sue. I'm going to complain to you. ”
Okay, Tang Shaoyang also played a children's game with Shi Datou and was beaten, so find a teacher to complain, or a parent to complain. If you say that there are no teachers here, then you can find a complaint from the parents.
As soon as Shi Datou heard Tang Shaoyang's words, he immediately dropped the stone axe again, clasped his hands into fists and said, "Little brother, it's my brother's mistake, my brother shouldn't have robbed you of your food." Don't go and sue. ”
When Tang Shaoyang heard this, he was really a little crying and laughing, such a big man was actually afraid of his parents, "Huh, little brother, brother?" This voice dragged the old elder long.
Shi Datou turned around at this time, "No, no, no." I call you brother, I call you brother, don't go and sue. Okay, little brother. No, brother, brother, I was wrong, don't go and sue. ”
"Well, that's pretty much it. Okay, for the sake of your serious apology, I won't complain. ”
When Shi Datou heard that he didn't complain, he hurriedly wiped his forehead with his hand, TMD, and finally avoided this catastrophe. If he knows the temper of his master, he may have to bloom again.
At this time, Tang Shaoyang took out the roast chicken and duck again, and Shi Datou was really drooling when he saw it. This time, he didn't continue to tempt Shi Datou, and directly gave the food to Shi Datou, "Then, eat it." ”
Although Shi Datou's saliva was watering, his eyes were full of vigilance, "What do you want to do? Don't think that you can buy me with some roast chicken and roast duck." Tell you, my master and they are not far behind, if you think I am a bully, my brother can beat you all over the ground. ”
Tang Shaoyang smiled helplessly, "Eat, I can't do anything to you." Said Wen, and handed the roast chicken and duck forward.
Shi Datou looked at Tang Shaoyang as if he was lying, stretched out his hand, and slowly took it towards the roast chicken and duck. Seeing that Tang Shaoyang didn't stretch it back this time, he directly grabbed the roast chicken and sent it to his mouth.
"It's so fragrant, it's delicious, I haven't eaten it in years. It's delicious. "I ate in my mouth, and I didn't forget to speak.
Tang Shaoyang waited for Shi Datou like this and finished eating a roast chicken and a roast duck.
"How's it going? Isn't it delicious?"
After eating roast chicken and duck, he didn't forget to use his fingers to pinch his fingers, and Tang Shaoyang was a little disgusted when he saw it.
"It's delicious, it's just too small to be full. After speaking, he looked at Tang Shaoyang with a flattering smile, hoping to take out another one for himself to eat.
Tang Shaoyang shrugged his shoulders, "It's gone, that's all." ”
Shi Datou was reluctant, "How could it be gone, I saw a little suckling pig just now." How could it be gone? You're cheating on me, aren't you? I can't, let me find out. After speaking, he grabbed Tang Shaoyang's clothes with his saliva fingers and was about to rummage.
Tang Shaoyang immediately opened Shi Datou's hand, "Hey, even if there is one, it's mine, don't turn over my clothes." Turn over your clothes again, and they'll be gone forever. ”
Okay, as soon as this sentence came out, Shi Datou immediately stopped the movement in his hand and said with a smile, "Okay, okay, I won't rummage." So, you're giving me one to eat. It's really fragrant and delicious. ”
"Okay, then, you take me to the master you said, and then I'll give you a roast suckling pig, how about it? ”
Shi Datou's eyes lit up, "Really?"
"Really. Tang Shaoyang nodded in response.
Shi Datou pulled Tang Shaoyang, "Go, go, I'll take you to my master and let him talk to you." ”
Tang Shaoyang just let Shi Datou pull and continue to walk inside, and then Tang Shaoyang turned his head and pointed at the stone axe, "Brother Datou, do you still want your weapon?"
Shi Datou looked at the stone axe, and then looked at Tang Shaoyang, whether he wanted a stone axe or not, or hurriedly accompanied Tang Shaoyang to see the master, it seems that this is a bad choice between food and weapon stone axe.
Tang Shaoyang shook his head and sighed, "Take your weapon, I can't run again." ”
Hearing Tang Shaoyang's words, Shi Datou let go of Tang Shaoyang and turned around to get the stone axe. Then he pulled Tang Shaoyang and continued to walk into the belly of the mountain.
While walking, he introduced Tang Shaoyang and said, "You don't know, there are some traps in the place where we live, if you don't have anyone with you, you will definitely fall into the trap, and my master won't be able to save you at that time." ”
Tang Shaoyang was surprised, "Is it?
Shi Datou raised his head and said, "Of course, you don't know, listen to my master, in the past, there was a person who stayed here for a long time, and he was clicked off by the trap here. The path we are taking now is the path that our predecessors have explored. That's why you have to follow my steps, or you won't know what's hanging inside. ”
Although what Shi Datou said was a bit alarmist, although Tang Shaoyang didn't believe it, he couldn't say that if he left, he would definitely be able to reach their residence
The second one is just like Shi Datou said, whether there are traps or not, it's not too late to find the way to the fifth layer now, and then study these traps.
I followed Shi Datou left and right, and walked for about an hour before I arrived at the destination, it seemed that I had walked a short way to arrive, but I didn't see the official gate or anything like that.
When Tang Shaoyang was puzzled, he turned a corner, only to find that it was a cave mansion, with the book "Wangmingju". It's written quite poetically.
When I arrived at the entrance of the cave, I heard Shi Datou calling, "Master, master, I met a local tyrant with a lot of food outside, oh no, it's a little brother, and he said he wanted to come to see you." I'll bring him back. You have to come out and take a look. ”
"Bastards, everyone brings them home. Don't you know how to keep it a secret?
As soon as the words fell, I saw a man with a Taoist hair ornament on his head and a rod of Buddha dust in his hand, walking out of Wangmingju.