Chapter 22: What Are You Running?
Forget where I've seen it before, there is a huge difference between men's shopping and women's shopping: men go shopping to buy things and enjoy the results, while the most important thing for women is to enjoy the process.
Wang Nanqian herself is the kind of person who doesn't like to wander around very much, buying things must have a purpose, there must be a theme, and when you see a suitable thing, you just pay for it directly. So every time the members of Girls' Generation, who was still a trainee, caught him out shopping, he was extremely painful: those women were already poor, and they had to go in every store to look around, and often asked the price and didn't pay for it, which was a huge psychological torture for him.
Now Wang Nanqian is experiencing this kind of merciless torture.
Lu Han is no different from a woman when he buys things, has he tried all the velvet hats in this store? Standing next to him and watching Lu Han busy in the store, he only feels that the world is unfair, and the nine members are engaged in a rock-paper-scissors battle, how can he just let Lu Han follow him out? At this time, Wang Nanqian actually began to miss Park Canlie in the same room very much, that guy was arguing, but he didn't buy things to be a man, and he would never drag mud and water.
"Brother, what do you think of this?" was worried about Lu Han's ink, this guy jumped over with a frog-shaped velvet hat, and a big eye was sewn on the left and right sides of the hat, and the whole opening was made into the shape of a mouth, and after wearing it, it was like a human head being bitten by a frog in his mouth. Which designer came up with this hat? Can it really be sold?
"The customer is really good-looking, this type of hat sells very well," the female clerk was originally a little dissatisfied with Lu Han's crazy try-on, but when the customer who kept pressing the hat on his head took off his mask because the air conditioner was turned on in the store, the feelings in her heart flew out of the sky: it turned out to be a beautiful man, so everything he did was worthy of forgiveness.
Is it crazy? What is the aesthetic of the people who buy this hat? Isn't this just a toad?
With her eyes wide in disbelief and staring at the female clerk's smiling face, Wang Nanqian felt inexplicable: "I'm sorry, you mean this hat sells well?"
"Yes, I've been especially popular among girls lately. The female clerk smiled and said the introduction she had been saying all along.
The expression on Lu Han's face suddenly became very exciting, even if he was positioned by the company as a beautiful man, he always thought that he was a pure man in his heart, and he was wearing a hat that was particularly popular among women like this and still showing it in front of the members, which made Lu Han feel that there was no place to put his face.
"Hahahahaha
It was already a very wolf bèi ran out of the store, even if he was wearing a mask, he couldn't cover Lu Han's dark face, seeing that the brother next to him was already smiling, he had only one thought in his heart: this brother will definitely tell everyone in the dormitory about this when he goes back, and he will definitely become the laughing stock of all the members today. The more he thought about it, the more angry he felt, Lu Han raised his hand and knocked off the other party's hand holding his shoulder, and shouted anxiously: "Brother Nanqian, don't laugh!
Wang Nanqian was stunned and stunned in place, just now he used Chinese when he laughed at Lu Han, but he didn't expect this guy to suddenly roar back in Korean, is it a bit too much of a joke? Although he knows that Lu Han usually hates others saying that he is beautiful, and hates others to compare him with girls, but who would have thought that he would react so much in public places?
"Are you crazy?" Lu Han really didn't control his feelings just now, and the sudden sound attracted the attention of a large number of customers shopping around, Wang Nanqian clearly saw that there were two or three female high school students in school uniforms who seemed to have raised their mobile phones to the place where the two of them were standing: although they are a group that has not officially debuted, but under the strong publicity of S.M. Company, they can now be regarded as accumulating some popularity, and if Lu Han directly shouts his name in the crowd, it is not certain that he will be recognized by someone.
"Brother, I'...... I didn't mean to, what now?" Lu Han followed this brother's gaze and also found the few female high school students who were pointing their mobile phones at them. If he was recognized by Fan in a place like Dongdaemun, Lu Han already felt terrible when he thought about it, and now he couldn't help but panic.
You ask me, what did you think about when you shouted just now?
The shutter of the mobile phone camera sounded as expected, and the surrounding customers seemed to realize that the two people who were standing in a daze at the entrance of the shop in the shopping city with their faces covered tightly might be some kind of entertainers, and the crowd gradually gathered around the entrance of the hat shop, and the sound of conversation gathered together, and the scene became noisy.
Wang Nanqian didn't know what to say to this stunned guy, he slapped Lu Han on the back fiercely, and was about to turn around and run: fortunately, he had already thought of countermeasures when he went out, and he just had to flee when he encountered this situation. There is nothing else in this place in Dongdaemun, but there are many people, and you should always be able to escape by hiding in the crowd.
Just as he was about to bow his head and push away a middle-aged couple in front of him, Wang Nanqian was surprised to find a short man wearing a big woolen hat and a mask like Lu Han jumping out of the hat shop behind him.
What is the situation? Lu Han only stared at the hat, he was only worried about Lu Han's trying behavior, and he didn't pay attention to who else was in the store just now, could it be that there were any artists in this store? Wang Nanqian, who was full of question marks, subconsciously squeezed outside along the road that had been opened up, since someone was willing to be a pioneer, why not borrow it? Crowded in the bustling crowd, he didn't care about choosing the direction at all, Wang Nanqian followed the short man who had been opening the way in front of him until he ran to the staircase for evacuation in the shopping city. Taking advantage of the gap between the short man bending over his knees and panting, he looked back and saw that no one was paying attention to them, as if he was out of danger.
Wang Nanqian calmed down, and only then did he have time to take a closer look at this strange short man: this man covered his face thoroughly, but he judged from the snow boots on the other person's feet that it was a girl. Looking at the girl's fleshy thighs wrapped in skinny jeans, Wang Nanqian was a little speechless, this figure doesn't look like an artist, so why is she running away?
"It's not to shoot you, what are you running?" After a moment's hesitation, he couldn't help but ask.
"If you want an autograph, don't chase it anymore, okay?" the short man finally relented, and sounded with him almost at the same time.
It was a completely unexpected question, and both of them were stunned by the other's questioning.
"Signature......" Lu Han was confused, he just followed behind Wang Nanqian, and when he ran to the evacuation staircase, he found that this brother had followed the short man all the way to this kind of place. While wondering what was going on with the short man, he heard this strange question.
The short man seemed to be a little curious about the two men who were chasing after her, and she took two steps back to take a closer look at the two men in front of her who were no worse than her, and suddenly felt as if she had seen one of them somewhere. She raised her hand and pointed at the familiar person among them, and hesitated, "Have I seen your ......?"
Want to sign an autograph?Have you seen yourself?Is this guy really an artist who has already debuted?Maybe it's not an idol or a singer, maybe it's some kind of funny artist senior?Wang Nanqian pulled down the scarf that covered his face a little: he didn't dare to be sure of the other party's identity at this time, as a group that hadn't officially debuted yet, there should be no newcomer newer than them, so he cautiously respected the short man: "May I ask which senior are you?I am ......"
"Ahh
Crazy! Not only Lu Han, this madman, but also this woman! Do you feel very happy playing with people in public? Do you shout like this? Wang Nanqian hurriedly pulled the scarf back on his face and pushed the short man towards the evacuation stairs.
"No, I'm going to die of exhaustion. Sitting in a delicate-looking coffee shop, the girl felt like she had gone limp: she had been kidnapped all the way by the two "rough" men, and she was about to fall apart.
"Who made you shout so much, senior?" Fortunately, lunch had just ended at this time, and dinner had not yet started, and there were no other customers in this coffee shop in this small alley except for the three of them. Wang Nanqian gasped and held her right knee, which was starting to hurt a little again, and complained dissatisfiedly-in order to avoid the junior high school girls who were chasing after hearing the shout of "You are EXO", they were tired and miserable.
The girl probably knew that she didn't pay much attention to the occasion when she screamed, she was embarrassed to raise her hand and scratch her hair, but grabbed the beanie: "I'm really embarrassed, when I looked at the hat, I accidentally rolled you in, and I couldn't help but scream just now......"
Wait a minute, who brought in who when you bought the hat? What's going on with this senior?
"I'm usually not very careful, it's rare to run out quietly once, I didn't expect to involve you, oops...... I ......" said that the girl was really embarrassed, her voice that sounded very sweet became even more glutinous, Wang Nanqian felt like a small brush brushing his heart, and his whole body was itchy.
"Wait a minute, you seem to have misunderstood, senior, this matter should be our apology to seniors. It was all because of Lu Han's yelling at the door of the hat shop that we were recognized, as if it wasn't because of ...... For the sake of the predecessors. "I don't know why, but this girl's voice seemed to have a special attraction to him, and it took him a lot of effort to remember that he should interrupt her self-pity.
"Ahh
I was still wondering what was going on just now, but now I can be sure that this senior has really seen him in the background. However, Wang Nanqian still couldn't believe her eyes, this senior is not a funny artist, she is indeed a female idol, but why does this captain of Apink seem to have become more mellow?