Chapter 154: Don't Be a Woman
The two of them went home after eating yogurt ice cream hot pot, considering that the restaurant of the Lake Island Hotel used ice cream of much higher quality than Häagen-Dazs, so Tang An and Nanmao did not bring one more back and waited for Sang Mengmeng.
This made the southern cat happy.
Back at home, Tang An looked up at Lin Yuling's window and didn't come back, so Tang An climbed up again to hang the glass beads and put the basin on his face.
After doing all this, and then coming to Nanmao's room, she was not playing a game, but starting her alchemy preparations.
In some ways, Nan Cat is still very reliable, at least she promises to help with something, and she will do it seriously, without prevarication.
Serious men are very attractive, and serious little girls are also very cute, Tang An looked at Nan Mao, still so beautiful, but vaguely felt as if her breasts were a little bulging compared to when she first saw her, is this an illusion?
Forget it, no matter how big it is, it won't be much bigger anyway, not to mention that the size of the southern cat's chest has nothing to do with Tang An.
But I saw a lot, and the more I looked at it, the more beautiful I felt, maybe Nanmao was really the best-looking girl in addition to her mother.
Look at the little mouth, the little face, the eyes and ears, they are delicate and make people feel as if they can eat them, tender and cute.
"I need a lot of space. Nancat's fingertips lifted the skirt.
Tang An came back to his senses and was ready to watch everything in the room be lowered by Nanmao's skirt.
To Tang An's surprise, there was no such a magical scene, but a cat came out of the skirt of the southern cat.
The cat walked up to Tang An and opened its mouth, and in an instant, the mouth swelled dozens of times, and it could completely swallow Tang An in one bite.
Tang An was startled and hurriedly retreated.
Nan Mao slapped the cat, which seemed to be just an energy body, and the cat turned around, began to open its mouth, and ate the bed that occupied the largest space in the room in one bite.
"It's amazing!" Tang An instantly remembered the legendary cat belly that ate everything and ate the entire northwest corner of the Beast Spirit Empire, which was now hidden under the southern cat's skirt.
After a while, the cat ate the room empty, leaving Tang An and Nan Mao standing in the center of the room.
"It's going to spit it out, right?" Tang An felt that if it was eaten and couldn't spit it out, it would be over if he had to buy furniture to decorate the room again.
Especially the computer has been eaten!
"After one night, it will vomit again. Nanmao said disapprehantly.
"And where did you sleep tonight?"
"Your room. Nan Mao said without raising his head, of course.
There is no way, this is also the price that Ma Shilong has to pay in order to solve it, it seems that he still has to sleep on the sofa today.
Immediately after, all kinds of alchemy utensils and equipment filled the room, and a moment ago it was just a girly room full of cat ornaments and toys, but I didn't expect that it would now become a mysterious alchemist laboratory.
Tang An looked at everything curiously, this was the first time he had faced the magical abilities and objects that the Southern Cat had brought beyond the earth world in addition to the spiritual arts.
The most striking thing is a jar placed in the room, the whole presents a rusty bronze, but if you look closely, the material is actually very hard and delicate, dense coats of arms and intricate words are all over the surface of the jar, and the top is covered with large and small hollows, and there is nothing special about this jar.
"Little one, ignite the fire!" Nan Mao waved his hand, and a white kitten that came out of nowhere began to spit out blue flames, causing the entire bottom of the jar to burn with a raging fire.
Tang An looked at the cat called Mao Xiaoyi again, small, only the size of a fist, but because the two eyes were relatively close, it looked very serious.
"Little Cat, pour water!" Nan Mao waved his hand again, and a white kitten that came out of nowhere began to spit blue water into the hole at the top of the jar.
Tang An looked at the cat named Mao Xiaoer again, a cat that was exactly the same as Mao Xiaoyi, and Tang An couldn't help but suspect that they were not real cats.
Didn't ask the southern cat, Tang An didn't want to disturb the southern cat.
Nan Mao reached out and pressed it on the jar, and after a little thought, took out a book and opened it.
"The first key, in the realm of alchemy, the king and the queen gathered, and the king held a scepter and lit the fire of alchemy. In the back, he holds an alchemical rose, a fan made of peacock feathers, and Saturn on the right holds a sickle, drawing salt from the fire. Nan Mao whispered the contents of the book.
Tang An glanced at the salt and saw that there were no words on the book, just pictures, and Nanmao was reading the meaning of the pictures.
"The second key, the body of the god **** purifies impurities, revealing nobility, and there is an eagle standing on the knight's sword, which volatilizes the depth of mercury. The black serpent entwined in the sword absorbs the brilliance of the sun and the moon. Nanmao flipped the page and continued reading.
These things that Nan Mao recited, mysterious and lacking a sense of linguistic logic, Tang An couldn't understand it, and could only listen to it, only knowing what ten keys and other things she had read in total.
Nanmao's fingers drew a triangle in the air, and two more were drawn on the inner and outer double layers, and the three triangles were set together, floating in the air, shining with a fiery red light.
Then draw a circle in the innermost triangle, and the fingers of the southern cat write on the edge of the outermost triangle.
After finishing writing, Nan Mao stretched out his hand and pushed, and the triangle covered the top of the jar, which seemed to exude a mysterious power to extract the essence of the various substances in the jar.
Tang An watched intently, he had seen that kind of description of refining in countless fantasy stories, but he had never thought that he would be able to truly witness such a magical thing.
Nan Mao closed his eyes and walked to the window, as if he had almost done what he was going to do, Tang An followed and asked, "King, what can you do with the things you refine?"
"The name of this pill is the magic pill that can be transformed refined by the incomparably cute and powerful Nanmao Cat King!"
This kind of abbreviation is completely illogical.,Just the abbreviation, who knows what this thing is.,It's the same as this dog.,The name has nothing to do with the essence of the object it represents!
"What the hell is it for?" Tang An heard the word "transformation" and felt that this was the key, but he still couldn't believe what this pill was for.
"Transformed. Nanmao said, Tang An is so stupid, such a long name explained in such detail, Tang An didn't understand it at all.
"If you eat it, you will become a dog?" Tang An frowned, if this is the case, then this kind of pill is meaningless, Tang An just doesn't want to become a dog to bite Ma Shilong, otherwise, you can pinch the gold teeth yourself, can you use such a fanfare to refine the pill?
"No, if you eat it, you can become a woman. Nan Mao looked down at Tang An's crotch, "Isn't this the most suitable way to deal with this kind of person who has a strong ** for female and male **mates?"
"Ahh
It's okay to become a dog, even if it's a dirt dog, it's at least male!
I'd rather be a male dog than a woman.
Thinking about his ****** gone, Tang An seemed to be in a boundless fear! Oh my God, what are you doing, why should you vainly seek the help of the Southern Cat King, can the help of the Southern Cat King be the help of ordinary people!
Tang An jumped into the courtyard and hurried away, and hurried away before Nanmao made the Changeless Pill!
Nan Mao blinked, looking at Tang An, who was running wildly, and felt inexplicable, why do men like women, but none of these men who like women are willing to become women?
Tang An left his house and ran to the mouth of the alley before stopping, Nan Mao was still making her Changeless Pill and didn't want to catch him back to become a woman.
With a long breath, feeling that the fate of becoming a woman would not come for the time being, Tang An couldn't help but wonder, is he too nervous? There is no need to run away, he just needs to resist, Nanmao should not force him to become a woman, it will not be good for her!
Sure enough, it must have been spending too much time with a cat with a nervous disorder, and I was also mildly infected!
Tang An thought so, and then called Sang Mengmeng, confirming that Sang Mengmeng and Zhang Yuying had finished the buffet, and after enjoying the hotel's SPA, Tang An was about to say that Sang Mengmeng would send Zhang Yuying back to school, but Sang Mengmeng said that he might not come back tonight and would stay in the hotel with Zhang Yuying.
That's fine, Tang An is worried that Zhang Yuying is a little unsafe to go back to school too late, and it is not safe for a girl to stay in a hotel, but it is a five-star hotel like Hudao with Sang Mengmeng, and the hotel is still Sang Mengmeng's house, so there is nothing to worry about.
Running out was completely nervous, and now that the nerve reflex arc has returned to normal, Tang An decided to go home, and as soon as he turned around, he heard the sound of a car coming.
This displacement, this feeling of rolling the road, yes, it is Lin Yuling's car, Tang An looked back, and sure enough, it was!
Lin Yuling drove the car and stopped in front of Wutong Lane as usual, but saw Tang An running over in the rearview mirror.
Lin Yuling hurriedly locked the door of the carriage, continued to start the car, and drove to the location in front of her house, planning to park the car in the parking lot.
"Can't let her run!" Tang An hurriedly chased after her, and Lin Yuling's car in front of her was already sinking to the ground in the operation of the elevator.
Tang An jumped onto the car with a single vertical step, and landed with Lin Yuling's car before the valve in the parking lot was closed.
Originally, Lin Yuling came back, and Tang An could wait for the rabbit and go directly to her house, but just now Lin Yuling saw herself, and Tang An was worried that she would take the opportunity to escape, so she simply caught someone first, so that nothing went wrong.