Chapter Twenty-Three: Master Master, Kingdom of Heaven
"Okay, don't ask so much, whether you come or not, if you don't come, we won't wait for you!"
“……”
"Come on, that's fine. The story of Yuxin Street is here, and when you get to the second floor, you can go directly to the second floor to find us, hang it!"
Shi Dalong hung up the phone while speaking, and when he turned his head, he saw Yan Shifei with a smile on his face.
"Yo, Lao Yan, I was about to call your house and urge you. It's just right to come, and let's go upstairs together and gradually old classmates go. ”
Shi Dalong waved his hand, grabbed Yan Shifei's shoulders and walked in the direction of the hotel.
Yan Shifei also put one hand on Shi Dalong's shoulder, and asked curiously: "Fatty, I heard you call just now and say that our squad leader is the president of the Exercise Association." What's the matter, he still went to the United States to practice qigong?"
"Hi, I don't know. I heard him say that he was quite mixed up with the American devils, and he was in charge of 1,800 people under his hands. As for the exercises, I didn't take them to heart. Let's go, meet in a moment, and ask him carefully. That guy is amazing now, he just bought a four-wheeled vehicle when he returned to China, and he is hugged everywhere. ”
"Hey, fat man, I seem to be envious of our squad leader. What's the matter, you also want to go to Lao Mei to pan for gold?"
"I envy him for being a fart, so I took this opportunity to call my classmates over to get together. I won't go to Lao Mei's side, don't talk about people who are not familiar with life, maybe one day the Third World War will happen, and I will let people detain it again. Not cost-effective, not cost-effective......"
Yan Shifei and Shi Dalong hooked shoulders and went up to the second floor of the hotel chatting and fartizing.
Pushing open the door of a private room, Yan Shifei saw a guy in a suit and leather shoes sitting on the main seat.
Belch. It can't be simply said to be sitting, the other party's posture is obviously sitting cross-legged, with his hands crossed in front of his lower abdomen, his eyes closed, and he looks like he doesn't eat the fireworks of the world.
Yan Shifei looked around and found that there were already more than a dozen classmates in the private room, and everyone got together in twos and threes to chat lively, but everyone had one thing in common, that is, they were three meters away from the one sitting on the main seat.
Seeing the situation in the private room clearly at a glance, Yan Shifei turned his head into Shi Dalong's ear and asked, "Fatty." That guy is our squad leader Han Dongjian who came back from the United States?"
"That's right. ”
"Holy. How do I feel different, I am much thinner than before, as if I have taken drugs. What is he doing, really practicing qigong?"
"I don't know. As soon as he came, he went to the throne of the Lord. Not a word. Who knows what he's doing. Okay, let's eat later, let's sit down first. ”
The fat man shook his head at Yan Shifei. Raised his hand and beckoned to the other people in the room: "Come, everyone sit, let's almost arrive, serve food and drink!"
This sentence can be regarded as a warm-up, everyone took their seats one after another, and under Shi Dalong's arrangement, the two of them sat on the left and right sides of the class elder respectively.
As soon as he sat down, Yan Shifei finally understood why the others were reluctant to sit here.
Because it was too awkward to sit next to this Han Dongjian, the other party sat cross-legged on the chair like a dead man, without opening his eyes and ignoring people. And what's even more devastating is that sitting here, Yan Shifei can smell a sour smell from time to time. Looking at Han Dongjian's rumor, why does it feel like he hasn't taken a bath for months?
The atmosphere at the table was a little awkward, but fortunately, there was a fat man to coordinate it, and everyone ordered food one after another.
When the menu was passed to Yan Shifei, after Yan Shifei ordered the dishes, he turned his head and handed it to Han Dongjian next to him, when the problem came.
Do you call him or not?
Yan Shifei hesitated slightly, gritted his teeth and said with a smile: "Hey, squad leader Han, take the supernatural powers, hurry up, order food." ”
As soon as these words came out, everyone's eyes unconsciously focused on Han Dongjian.
Everyone is waiting, waiting to see how the class leader who has returned from the United States reacts.
I saw Han Dongjian slowly open his eyes, scan the menu in front of him, and said the first sentence after he entered the private room.
"The master said that on the way to heaven, we need to go through tribulations, and too much enjoyment will delay our steps towards heaven. I don't eat vegetables, please give me a steamed bun. ”
"Poof......
After Han Dongjian finished speaking, the fat man who was drinking water on the other side squirted out a mouthful of water.
"Ahem, ahem, a, maa, choking me. Squad leader, what do you want?"
"A steamed bun. ”
"Damn, no, you. What's wrong with not being able to eat our Chinese white flour steamed buns in the United States, I just want this when I come back, not anything else. Don't worry about ordering, I won't let you have a treat tonight, just let go of the order. ”
"Oh, yes? Well, the Master also said that the pleasures of sentient beings are also our pleasures, and we can also stop occasionally on the way to heaven and experience the constant situation. So ......"
"Okay, don't be a master, don't say something!"
"I want a plate of fish-flavored shredded pork. ”
When the four words of fish-flavored shredded pork were spoken, everyone at the table laughed, not because the dish was ridiculous, but because everyone finally understood some of the life circumstances of the Han class leader, so they were not as nervous as they were just now.
The waiter took the menu and left the room, and Shi Dalong twisted his head from under his seat and brought out a cloth bag and placed it on the table. When the cloth bag was opened, the first thing that caught everyone's eyes was the big word "Moutai".
"Hey, brothers and sisters of the second class of the 93rd class of our Normal University, don't say that I, Shi Dalong, don't think about you, everyone is sitting together today, but I brought all the wine at home. So regardless of the men and women, each of them have a drink, and everyone is open to eat and drink tonight! Come to Lao Yan, help me open the wine. ”
The wine bottle was opened, the aroma of wine overflowed, Yan Shifei and Shi Dalong didn't care so much, and gave everyone in the class a full glass of wine, and when they came to Han Dongjian.
The corners of Shi Dalong's mouth twitched, and he asked faintly: "Squad leader, did that master of your family let you drink?"
This sentence made Han Dongjian the focus of everyone's attention, everyone was waiting to hear what the other party said to pretend to be a ghost, who knew that he didn't say a word, he reached out and snatched the wine bottle in Shi Dalong's hand, and he should fill it with wine.
Shi Dalong looked at his empty hands and was stunned, and then asked with a wry smile: "Squad leader, you can't eat steamed buns in the United States, you can't even drink wine, are you in such a hurry?"
"I'm not in a hurry, but in the will of the master. The Master said that we are not qualified to enter the heavenly world, and there are many tribulations that we will have to go through in the future. But there are two things that can give us a temporary glimpse of the heavenly world, and one of them is wine!"
"Uh...... All right. ”
(To be continued.) )