Chapter 371: The Deceived Southern Cat
Tang An returned home, Nan Mao was still playing the game, bought a new set of fashion, and now Nan Cat is no longer playing games endlessly chopping those NPCs that keep refreshing, she probably finally realized that the cat power is sometimes poor, and it is no longer right with the NPC refresh machine controlled by the server.
To integrate into the normal game, you will have to do some daily tasks.
When Tang An came to look for her, Nan Mao was forming a team with a sneer, "My teammates are all humans. ”
When this sentence is heard in Tang An's mouth, it is probably similar to "My teammates are all stupid".
"Actually, if you don't want to team up with someone to do these tasks, you can spend a dollar to buy that kind of daily burden reduction order, and after using it, you can directly complete these tasks. Tang An explained that this game is really boring enough.
"I use this game to learn about the human world and study human behavior. Otherwise, how could I play such a stupid game?" Nan Cat said disdainfully, "I just want to form a team, and besides, why don't these people team me?"
"Because you have a low level, king, you want to have no level, you want to attack without attacking, you are easy to die, and you like to type and scold people, what are you doing?" Tang An told Nan Mao what reality is.
"The birth of the word scolding means that people are used to scold, scolding is just a kind of behavior to describe the other party's objective and low-level, why not?" Nan Mao said angrily, "Look, this person actually called only playing the middle single and not giving and choosing, isn't this sick? ”
Tang An helplessly watched the southern cat spraying people there, but he didn't expect that the dignified southern cat king actually became a troll in the game.
Soon Nan Cat was blocked by the other party and refused to answer the message, and she was also kicked out of the team she had just formed.
"It's okay, I'll team up again. "I remember the names of these people, and when I get stronger and meet them in the wild, I'll kill them all." ”
"I'm going to buy the supermarket tomorrow, and I just said it's done. Tang An had no choice but to get down to business with her.
Nan Mao's head didn't raise his head and nodded.
Tang An looked down at her, only to find that she was still wearing the same skirt she was wearing when she went out just now, although the skirt did not have a very low collar, but she was sitting in front of the computer, Tang An could faintly see the ditch of some scale from a high place, and the fair skin was softly gathered together, with a charm that made it difficult to take your eyes off.
I have to say that the current southern cat has a kind of exquisite charm, impeccable up and down, especially the slender leg curve, which is perfect and makes people can't help but want to feel the thrilling temptation.
"Yan Lime and Sang Musashi have the possibility of an expedition to the Beast Spirit Empire, and they believe that it is possible that Wutong Lane is hiding a passage to the Beast Spirit Empire, and the two powerful guardians of Wutong Lane are Yan Hei Mao and Yan Jun. At present, the Martial Alliance has a crisis that its spiritual power resources may be depleted in the future, and all parties are thinking about the future situation, or waiting for the emergence of the successor of the Martial Venerable...... Sang Musashi seems to think that the successor is the so-called Tang Shui, Yan Qingling seems to think that the successor may be you, and the traditional forces of the Wumeng such as Ximen Fuxue and Yanjun also think that the successor will appear sooner or later. Will the Martial Alliance go on an expedition to the Beast Spirit Empire, what do you think about this matter?" Tang An finished in one breath, and then asked.
Nanmao formed a new team, and when he heard Tang An speak, he didn't type anymore, and sneered: "These stupid dogs really have ideas. ”
"Aren't you interested in the secrets hidden in Wutong Lane?" Tang An felt that this was the point, in the matter of the expedition to the Beast Spirit Empire, Tang An and Nan Mao had similar opinions, and they both felt that it was not feasible.
But in the place where he has always lived, there is a secret that needs to be guarded by the two strongest people, and it is impossible for Tang An not to be interested.
"This hidden secret may even have something to do with why your mother chose to live in Sycamore Lane, there are not only two guardians, your mother was also the de facto guardian. Nan Mao thought for a moment and said.
Tang An didn't expect it, and suddenly praised it: "It's still the king who is wise." ”
"It's not easy to uncover such a secret. Even if I'm interested, I'm going to be in the process of searching for the two Guardians you mentioned, and it's not for us to be too high-profile at this time. Nan Cat said calmly, "We should use alchemy first, and let your mother's puppet body appear and see if we can get relevant clues." ”
"Understood. Tang Andong looked around, and really couldn't think of how to find the secret hidden in Wutong Lane.
"That's this person!" Nan Cat said suddenly, pointing to the screen.
Tang An glanced at it, it was a beggar gang, and in general, the reputation of this profession in the game was not very good, and it had been quite disgusting for a long time.
"Hehe, how much did the fool spend? The man took the initiative to say to Nanmao.
Nan Cat didn't speak, just watched.
"Brother, I've only been playing for a month, I haven't spent a penny, and I have several sets of fashions, so I have a lot of money, so I have a lot of money, come on, brother, I have a weapon here, do you want it?" the man said.
"How much?" asked Nancat.
"A thousand gold. The man said, "Hee-hee, you need gold first." ”
Nanmao didn't have that many gold coins, so he went to the mall and exchanged some gold with the bonds charged with Q coins, and then traded with the man and gave the man gold directly.
"Haha, what a fool, there is still such a thing, my brother can't bear to lie to you, but who made you so easy to deceive? The man said with a laughing face.
Nanmao looked back at Tang An.
"You ......" Tang An had nothing to say, and he didn't know why Nanmao did this.
"I guess you hate this guy too. Nancat asked.
Tang An nodded, it's really disgusting, taking advantage of it and being cheap, being a person to this point, it can really only be described by the word "LOW", which is very appropriate.
"Then you have a good reason and a disgusting mood to let yourself follow me to beat someone. Nanmao said.
Tang An understood, it turned out that Nan Mao was not really fooled for the second time, but Tang An no longer forced himself, and in the mood of enough disgust, it was obvious that there would be no psychological obstacles to beating people, but it was a very pleasant thing.
"Very well, are you still in the Internet café you mentioned? Tang An took the keyboard and sent a message to the man.
"Haha, of course, you don't need to give the phone, brother, we have five people here, do you dare to come?" said the man.
Nan Mao just looked at Tang An.
"Go ahead, whether what he says is true or not. If it's fake, I'll use my own account to play the game and go to him for an address. Tang An said.
Nan Mao nodded, "Shall we kill him?"
"It's okay to kill someone, a beating is definitely indispensable, and it will definitely make you angry. Tang An said to Nanmao, deceived in front of the king of Nanmao, the key is that he is still so cheap, Tang An feels sorry for himself if he doesn't beat him...... After all, he has nothing to do with Nanmao's fast wind cat, and these people are so cheap but don't get some punishment, which is unfair to Tang An.
At this time, Tang An received a call, it turned out that the refrigerator was delivered, so Tang An and Nanmao went to meet their big refrigerator first.
Such a large refrigerator, four porters came, and it took a lot of effort to put it in the living room, and other places can't put such a big refrigerator.
"Sir, the refrigerator will not be powered on until it has been left stationary for eight hours. The uncle who carried it said to Tang An.
After the others left, Tang An unpacked the outer package.
Nan Mao tiptoed, walked over slowly, then stretched out his hands, hugged the refrigerator, closed his eyes and smiled, "My refrigerator!
Tang An couldn't help laughing, the appearance of Nan Mao is completely no different from the kind of little girl who finally got her beloved gift, but Nan Mao likes a big refrigerator, and generally no one will be intoxicated by this kind of gift like her.
"Let's go, let's go out and beat people first, the refrigerator won't be needed now. Tang An smiled and pulled the southern cat away.
"I'll hug it again. ”
Nan Mao refused to leave, hugged around the refrigerator, and then was pulled away by Tang An step by step.
"I'm going to make a fridge doll. After Nan Mao and Tang An went out, they thought for a while and said.
"Yes. Tang An nodded, "But I've never seen anyone holding a refrigerator doll." ”
Tang An thought about it carefully, this kind of unpopular doll is afraid that it can't be found on Taobao!
"I don't care if other people have such dolls, I want them anyway. "I can put some milk and ice cream so I can eat it when I go out to play." ”
"That's a good idea. As long as she didn't carry this huge refrigerator with her, and let Tang An carry it, Tang An had no opinion.
Nanmao was designing a plan for a refrigerator doll and followed Tang An to the Internet café in a car.
It is a relatively remote Internet café, and the Internet cafes in Zhonghai are generally more expensive, and often do not open on the bottom floor, but on the top floor of some older high-rise buildings, so the rent will be cheaper.
Although the exterior and the surrounding environment look a little dilapidated, but the interior of the Internet café is still decorated, after all, the price of Internet access can not be lowered now, if the decoration of the Internet café is too bad, no one will spend a lot of money to sit in this dilapidated place to play online.
Tang An and Nan Mao walked into the Internet café, and the cashier saw Nan Mao, and was taken aback before saying, "Are you two online?"
"No, we're going to hit someone. Nan Mao said, looked at it and said, "After beating people, go online." ”
The cashier was a little embarrassed and didn't know what to say, because the girl in front of her had a commanding temperament, so people couldn't think that she was joking, but the graceful and elegant posture made people feel that she didn't look like the kind of gangster who would come to fight.
"Just kidding, let's find a friend. Tang An hurriedly said, pulling Nanmao into the Internet café, while paying attention to those players who played the game "Eight Swords at the End of the World".
It can be seen that this Internet café is the theme of this game, the display wallpaper is this game, there are a lot of peripherals in the Internet café, and the TV on the wall is also playing the promotional animation video of this game in a loop.
Tang An remembered that when this game first came out, it was also very popular for a while, so Tang An couldn't help but think of the wet nurse, the guy who played a couple ID with him, he had abandoned the pit, I don't know how he is playing now, I saw Nan Mao playing just now, and I haven't seen his name on the world chat channel.
There are relatively few Internet cafes with the theme of this game, and this Internet café is estimated to be a point where players who play this game are more concentrated, but it is unique and very popular, because more than 60% of the computers are playing this game, and it is not easy to find that person.
"Didn't he say there were five of them? Tang An said to Nanmao.
Nan Mao looked around with wide eyes, and then pulled Tang An to a row of computers in the fifth company, where five people were sitting, and it was the "Eight Swords of the End of the World" that the five of them were playing together, and they were teaming up to play a copy.
Tang An and Nanmao both saw the name of the person on one side, "Bo Da Stem Deep".
Tang An actually doesn't like this kind of name, treating vulgarity as funny as humor, and people who keep telling meat jokes regardless of other people's disgust and think they are good at communicating.
In addition to this person, the names of the other four people are similar to this, it can be seen that it should be a nearby school, probably a dormitory or something, but three of the five people are bare-armed, and the ashtray in front of them is piled up with cigarette residue and bitten things, and there are also a few buckets of eaten instant noodles.
"Wait. Tang An gently grabbed the southern cat.
After a while, these people were shouting, and the boss had a little blood left, and when five people were needed to cooperate to dodge to amplify the move, Tang An gently pushed the instant noodle box next to him, and the remaining chili oil candy fell down and drenched the person.
"****!" The man suddenly became angry, and with a flick of his hand, the instant noodle box fell to the ground, and the noodle soup in his hand.
"What's going on!"
The other four people turned around together, and were about to scold this person angrily, because of the accident he had just had, the five of them had been working on the copy for a long time, but in the end it fell short.
"You're paralyzed!" the man was furious, stood up, and scolded Tang An.
"I'm Tang Wangwang. Nan Mao walked out from behind Tang An and said calmly, she is now playing this account, although the face of this account is so ugly that it is difficult to look at directly, but Nan Mao is still willing to buy some beautiful clothes and makeup.
The man was stunned, then came back to his senses and looked back at his four friends.
The four of them laughed a little coaxing, there was no doubt that Nanmao's appearance, figure and temperament were beyond their expectations, and they obviously knew that this "Bo Shen" had met the fool who had been fooled twice in a row was the girl in front of him.
"Hehe, have you brought someone to find a venue?" Another person sitting next to "Bo Shen" stood up and took his clothes, "Since you're here, let's go downstairs and solve the problem, don't make trouble in the Internet café." This is the territory covered by Brother Hua. ”
Tang An didn't know who Brother Hua was, but he was not interested in beating people in public, beating people like this, not that the more onlookers, the better.
Tang An and Nanmao went downstairs, and they were not afraid that the other party would not come down, because the elevator could enter and exit on this floor, and the safety staircase was on the other side, and it was dark, and the other party would not be afraid to run away from that side.
Five people are not afraid of two people.
walked into the elevator together, the five people stood together, Nanmao stood in the corner of the elevator, and Tang An also turned his back to the five people, facing Nanmao.
Nanmao reached out and pinched the hem of Tang An's T-shirt while figuring out what kind of material to use to make the outer layer of the refrigerator doll.
"Girl, why are you so stupid?" said Bo Shen as he wiped the residue of convenience on his body.
Nan Cat did not speak, deaf and deaf.
"To be honest, you are to blame for being too stupid, you were fooled and found it yourself. Like you're looking for someone like this now, you're both stupid, aren't you? Are you two going to beat us both?" Bo Shen continued.
Nan Mao didn't speak, and Tang An didn't speak.
"****** dumb!" "Bo Shen" became angry, "Lao Tzu will settle accounts with you for a while, and you will lick Lao Tzu's instant noodles clean." ”
"It's kind of disgusting. Tang An turned his head and said, thanks to what he thought.
"Disgusting? Wait until Lao Tzu hits you and spit it out, and then let you eat it back." "Boshen" said with a sneer.
"Sister, are you scared? Come into my brother's arms and comfort you. Another person took the opportunity to tease the southern cat.
"Why is the elevator so slow?" Nan Mao said to Tang An.
"It's coming. Tang An said nonchalantly.
"****** these two stupid are really arrogant. ”
"After a while, they cried. ”
"Don't hit this girl, I have a crush on her. ”
A girl like Nanmao, not to mention seeing it on weekdays, even if you look at the PS pictures on the Internet, it can't be compared, and a few people are a little nervous.
If you encounter it under normal circumstances, you may be ashamed of yourself and dare not talk to you, but since the other party has come to the door, there is no reason not to take the opportunity to take advantage of it.
The elevator finally stopped, Tang An and Nanmao took the initiative to walk into the alley on the side, and of course the five people followed.
The alley was very deep, and Tang An and Nanmao stood in a darker gatehouse.
"This place is good, so it should not be every day. "Boshen" laughed, "****** I cried stupidly from these two people. ”
"Cry. ”
After Tang An finished speaking, he suddenly punched "Bo Shen" in the lower abdomen.
"Bo Shen" immediately hugged his lower abdomen, withered to the ground, and made a sound like a bone in his throat, and then held his lower abdomen and convulsed on the ground, with a painful look on his face.
"******, this kid is a yin!" the other four people suddenly rushed forward.
It's useless to have forty such people, Tang An chose the alley because he was afraid that they would run away in fear, it was not easy to arrest people, who knew that they actually thought that Tang An was just a yin person.
So Tang An did not hesitate to follow the four punches, hitting all four people to the ground, and the five people rolled with their lower abdomen in severe pain, moaning on the ground, but there was no way to wail loudly, because even if the sound was a little louder, it would lead to a burst of severe pain.
Tang An bent down and found a student ID card from the pocket of one of them, and when he looked at it, it was indeed a student from a nearby school.
"From now on, you must give me every penny of the gold you earn every day, otherwise this will not be the last. Nanmao said.
Tang An looked back at Nan Mao in shock, he suddenly felt that it seemed that this was the real purpose of Nan Mao, and the King of Nan Cat had actually learned to blackmail!
It's still the game currency that is being ransom!
After saying that, Nanmao took out a small bottle and sprinkled some powder on the people.
"It can't be corpse powder, right?" Tang An was startled, and then reacted, Nanmao still had to keep these people to give her gold coins.
"It's one of the dogs' favorite smell, and when it drops on them, it will attract all the dogs in the neighborhood to chase them and bite them. After Nan Mao finished speaking, he took Tang An's hand, "Let's go." ”
Tang An sighed, if you don't die, you won't die, so don't think that you can be unscrupulous on the Internet, let alone reveal your real address easily.
When Tang An and Nanmao walked out of the alley, they saw a group of dogs running from all directions, roaring and rushing into the alley, and then heard a wail and scream, and the five people didn't care about the severe pain in their lower abdomen, and ran out of the alley all the way.
"If they get rabies, will you save them?" asked Tang An.
"No, they're not you. Nan Mao said, and then shook off Tang An's hand with an expressionless face.
Tang An smiled slightly, and followed behind Nanmao, who walked in front, spreading her arms, as if she was holding her big refrigerator as she walked.