Chapter 118: What Do Men Do When They Take a Bath

The car stopped in Wutong Lane, the light blue taxi and the dark gray slightly wet floor showed a quiet color, Lin Yuling jumped down, took off the sweatshirt and hat she was wearing on her head, and took a deep breath, she was not able to do anything to justify the name of caring people today.

didn't have the effect she wanted, which made Lin Yuling a little unwilling.

"You wait, I'll go get you the money. Lin Yuling pointed at Tang An and said, and quickly ran to her house after speaking.

Tang An took the money that the master was looking for, thought about it, and waited at the door of Lin Yuling's house, lest she ignore her, and she followed the matter of taxi fees to find trouble.

After waiting for a long time, Lin Yuling took ten yuan and came down, so she didn't have to look for it.

Tang An took it and was about to go home.

"You really want it, stingy ghost!" After speaking, Lin Yuling closed the door of her courtyard, leaning against the door a little refreshing, and took the opportunity to scold Tang An, and he had no way to refute himself.

Tang Ancai didn't bother to pay attention to him, and was told by Lin Yuling that he was a stingy ghost, just like being told by a neuropathy that he was a psychopath.

When Tang An returned home, the first thing he saw was the black tiger striker, it was walking in the yard with its tail wagging, and its steps were a little big, like a dog.

The Black Tiger striker is back, and the Southern Cat is naturally back.

Tang An in the living room of the southern cat.

To Tang An's great surprise, Nanmao didn't actually wear a tiger hat, which seemed to be the first time.

So Tang An couldn't help but look at Nanmao again, without this hat that made people feel that she was extremely naΓ―ve, Nanmao finally revealed the temperament of a girl, her pure face was like a snow-capped mountain connected to a glacier on the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau, boundless white clouds and boundless snow, a cold and quiet feeling, which made people hold their breath after taking a deep breath.

Ann, Nan Cat turned off the music on the phone. The kitten finally stopped singing.

Tang Annan's tiger hat, she actually put her tiger hat on the head of Guan Erye, who was enshrined in the living room.

The second master Guan of the town house enshrined in Tang An's house is quite big, and the tiger hat is not uncoordinated in terms of proportion, but it is the second master of Guan, how can the second master of Guan be cute?

Tang An hurriedly walked over, apologized to Guan Erye, and then took off the tiger hat.

"King, your hat can be put in the closet, but not there!" Tang An said, holding the tiger hat in both hands, he had always been curious that the hat's ears often moved. But I haven't had a chance to study it, and now in my hand, I have the feeling of holding a living thing, maybe this hat is also an artifact with a background like a cat's big belly.

"This is my crown. Nan Mao stretched out his hand to take it, and put it on his head, "One day, the human race of the whole earth will be crowned and will shout king!"

"It's not imposing at all. Tang An said sincerely, like a child reading the lines in the cartoon majestically.

The corners of the southern cat's mouth curled. I don't care about Tang An, as a king with a strong heart, how can he care about such a short-sighted stupid dog-like subordinate?

"I'm going to have a cheese-baked pumpkin tonight. Nan Mao pointed to the recipe on the TV and said, "And." I didn't find any humans today that I could capture and imprison for study. ”

Hearing her say this, Tang An was also relieved.

"Okay, do you want anything other than cheese-baked pumpkin?" to celebrate a human who was inexplicably lucky not to be caught. Tang An said happily.

"Do you just know what I want to eat?" Nan Mao was slightly angry, and when the king returned from his inspection, he would know to ask her what she wanted to eat. Could it be that in his eyes, the most important thing for her is what to eat? Nan Mao clasped his hands on his chest, glanced at the TV, and the ears of the tiger hat moved, and suddenly wondered if the pasta was slimy and turned his head expressionlessly, "And I want to eat pasta and a bottle of milk and a bottle of yogurt, and the yogurt needs to have a strawberry flavor." ”

The big advantage of the refrigerator and kitchen is that it will make people want to hold a lot of things, store a lot of things, cheese, pumpkin, pasta, and other things that are always available at home, Tang An is not good at these dishes, but they are all very simple, and the recipe is good.

Tang An was ready to eat dinner before talking to Nanmao, and when he came to the kitchen, he found that Sang Mengmeng was already wearing an apron in the kitchen.

"We got dressed and met again. Sang Mengmeng's cheeks were slightly red.

Sang Mengmeng was wearing a relatively petite off-the-shoulder short skirt, the apron covered all the short skirts, and the front was like a body apron, which made people think about it.

Tang An couldn't help but worry that he had become a dog again.

"I'll make tonight's dish, Nan Cat wants to eat pumpkin and pasta with cheese baked. Tang An couldn't help but glance at Sang Mengmeng's long legs, and quickly retracted his gaze, a mature girl is far more able to make the boy's instinct in the first time than an immature girl wearing a tiger hat.

"I'll do this, you go play with Nancat. Sang Mengmeng smiled very gently, not the kind with teasing and ambiguous.

It's just gentleness, revealing a kind of sweetness that makes people feel comfortable.

Sang Mengmeng, who was dressed and Sang Mengmeng, who was alone with him in the room, didn't seem to be the same person, they were completely different feelings...... Or maybe that's the charm of girls, they don't make men feel like they are the same and won't change.

Tang An stood at the door of the kitchen with a cute back, stood for a while and left.

Tang An doesn't know what he feels in his heart, the woman in the kitchen is very lethal to Tang An, it is undeniable that for Tang An, his mother is a criterion for him to choose his girlfriend, and Sang Mengmeng's back in the kitchen is very good for his mother, and Sang Mengmeng is also a girl that his mother likes very much.

Let's talk to Nan Mao first, Tang An ran to the living room, sat down cautiously, and prepared to talk to Nan Mao.

"Are you going to take a cute bath tonight?" Nan Mao held a small yellow book from the stall of "Ancient Chinese Yan History Legends" in the br >

Tang An's words were blocked in his throat, he wanted to discuss things with Nanmao seriously, and secretly took a bath...... I have been bright and bright today!

"Why do I want to steal a bath again?" Tang An inexplicably had a sense of superiority, no need to steal the sky, Sang Mengmeng was in good shape, in addition to this, Tang An didn't think that stealing a bath could understand more about her.

"Get to know her again. Presumably after verifying that Sang Mengmeng is really a dog spirit clan, you will inevitably sprout more interest in her and want to know more about her. Nan Cat said impatiently, "I told you a long time ago that when a person is undressed, many of his qualities and personality will be revealed, and it is the most secret and effective way to understand a person. ”

"No...... No, you don't. Tang An shook his head, and suddenly remembered something, "You won't also take a bath, right?"

Tang An thinks. With Nanmao's personality of being careful and cautious about things on earth, she decided to come to him as a base, not necessarily without some preparation and investigation, maybe including stealing a bath.

Nanmao's cheeks were slightly red, and she turned her head to stare at the book, in which an old man selling tofu was peeping at his daughter-in-law taking a bath, which was called picking ashes in ancient China.

"You are really stealing!" Tang An stood in front of Nan Mao, and couldn't help but be dumbfounded, Tang An never thought that he would be secretly found in his bath, which really made Tang An feel as if someone had secretly exploded a chrysanthemum.

The egg hurts, and the chrysanthemum is tight. Heart, broken.

Tang An hurriedly thought about it carefully, he didn't seem to have done anything embarrassing when he took a bath recently, right? Tang An was very sure that he neither posed in various handsome poses in the shower, nor did he carefully observe his little brother. There is no such thing as elongating the size, in short, it is a normal bath, and I am finally a little relieved.

"I'm not stealing, just spying. Turning his head again, Nanmao said confidently.

"Okay...... Okay...... "Tang An was indignant and unwilling, he always felt that he had suffered a loss, who wants to let people take a bath secretly, he is not an exhibitionist...... Inexplicably, Tang An remembered Lin Yuling, who was also a voyeur.

"It's not valid to understand a person by taking a bath, for example, if I want to understand you, should I also take a bath?" Tang An still couldn't help but say it.

Nan Mao was really annoyed, stood on the sofa, and said loudly: "You don't need to understand me, you just need to understand my orders!"

"Anyway, you can't do this again, otherwise I won't give you yogurt!" Tang An came up with a killer idea.

"You're threatening me!" Nan Cat's eyes rolled, and she should go hide some yogurt and milk first.

"It's not a threat, it's just telling you the consequences. Tang An frowned, "You're going to steal it, right?"

Nancat nodded.

Fortunately, it's just once, hey, Tang Anxin thought, it's really retribution, when he stole Meng Meng to take a bath, he should have reacted, it's really an afterthought.

"Well, I have something to tell you. Tang An took a deep breath and calmed himself down, "Nan Mao, Sang Mengmeng is actually the puppy I fed when I was a child......

Tang An told the story of himself and Xiaobai to Nanmao, and after finishing speaking, Tang An was a little sad but felt warm and warm, and his eyes were full of gentleness after feeling the positive energy.

"Then you ......" Nan Mao said the book in her hand, the content of the book in her hand, "Then have you put her legs on your shoulders and separated her household, the young lady babbles in her mouth, and her face looks extremely ********comfortable, and she bows her body like a lobster...... Hey, I had a cheese-baked lobster just now, and I'm going to eat it tomorrow!"

Tang An was stunned, this paragraph she read, naturally it was one of those wild history ********, Tang An also this kind of wild history******** in fact, it is the same as the pistol text in the modern ******** website, the plot is basically nothing, and the content description is extremely vulgar, but Nan Mao forget it, looking at her reading it expressionlessly, Tang An only felt that it felt like a classmate who stole the book was caught, and then the teacher was flipping in front of that classmate.

What's more, the story of himself and Sang Mengmeng has a half-dime relationship with those things!

Nan Cat is really a nasty cat, Tang An thought indignantly.

"Why are you angry about any book, Tang An said weakly, I can't help but wonder that I trust Nan Mao so much, and always want to discuss with her, is it actually playing the piano to the cow at all?

"Books are the ladder of human progress. Nan Mao said in deep thought. "If you want to understand the progress of human civilization, you must naturally start with books. If you want to understand more about it, until you control and subvert such a civilization, you must also start with books. There is no end to the sea of books, and it is naturally not enough to take just one spoonful of drink, so you want any book."

is worthy of being a king, every move is so far-sighted, Tang An really wants to worship her.

Nan Mao An, touching the ears on his tiger head hat, Ann didn't do anything with his household. Really, in addition to being able to become a little white, Sang Mengmeng is simply a girl on the earth, and the easiest way for an earth man to treat an earth woman is to divide her household, Tang An, as a former earth man, doesn't understand this truth, it's really stupid.

So Nan Cat continued, anyway, the men in this book want to achieve a goal, and they all do it.

"I don't think there's any conspiracy behind this...... The point is. It took thousands of years for humans to evolve from monkeys, so how did Sang Mengmeng's transformation come about? This is not something that science can explain. Tang An was puzzled by this, and hoped that Nan Mao could give an answer, "Will Sang Mengmeng also meet a you like me?" It's just that she doesn't know at all. ”

"Then do you think Sang Mengmeng first changed from a human to a dog, and then realized that he could become a human. Or is it that Sang Mengmeng is a dog and can become a human being?" asked Nan Mao, staring at Tang An's eyes.

"I think it was probably a human to a dog first. Tang An thought about it and felt that this was more likely. After all, he is like this, so it is more likely that something similar has happened, but the other possibility is completely different, in fact, it is completely different from what happened to Tang An.

Your answer is not an analysis, but your hope, that is, you prefer that she is originally human, so that you will not have such a strong psychological barrier when dividing the household. Nanmao lowered his head and said calmly.

Tang An's face was hot, and he had to say that he did have such thoughts, but it didn't mean that Tang An really wanted to divide the ...... Phew, why did Nan Cat use such a word? Tang An just wanted to make what happened today less psychologically entangled.

"I just want to listen to your analysis, not for you to analyze me. Tang An really wanted to pull the non-stop ear on the hat of the southern cat and tiger.

Nan Mao put down the book in his hand, the thick little yellow book full of all kinds of rough spring boudoir descriptions, and began to walk around the living room.

Tang An knew that she was thinking about this, so he didn't bother her, just.

Tang An has never been able to figure out what level of existence Nanmao belongs to, is it the kind of immortal who can destroy the world, or a legendary magician like Gandalf in Western magic movies, or a superhero-like person?

It is undeniable that Nan Cat has a unique style and mode of thinking that combines her strength and status, and it is difficult to comment on whether she is good or wise from Tang An's standpoint, but there is no doubt that it is suitable for her.

The southern cat is very beautiful and beautiful, in the adjective of the earth, it is "elf", like a beautiful phantom in the heart of a person, stepping on the heart to beat around, untouchable but making people tremble.

Her long hair is always flowing and swaying without wind, a trace of magic energy in the air, all kinds of places beyond ordinary people and different from ordinary people, making Tang An feel that in fact, Nanmao is the top life that really belongs to the Beast Spirit Empire, and she and Sang Mengmeng are just real earth life, and they have integrated into this world that Nanmao calls dire water.

"Sang Mengmeng is a dog spirit clan. After half a ring, Nanmao touched Guan Erye's big knife and concluded.

Isn't this a matter of course? Tang An was speechless, and then thought that Nan Mao would not talk nonsense, and there was a different meaning in her words. (To be continued......)