My name is Yan Shifei, and two months ago, I was just an ordinary high school graduate, but now, I have become a popular figure in a university.

and I are famous together, as well as Shi Dalong, Liang Tianyu, and Li Su.

Speaking of which, the way we became famous was a bit embarrassing, because the four of us got drunk and made trouble at school, which made the whole school restless, and finally became famous after being notified and criticized.

"Circulating criticism" is said to be the most severe punishment in all universities, once you are notified and criticized, it means that the bad things and bad things you have done are known by all the teachers and students of the school, and you are thrown to your grandmother's house.

I remember that in the days when I was first notified of criticism, I walked on campus and didn't dare to look up when I saw others, for fear that someone would recognize me and point to my backbone and say irresponsible things. Although I didn't really see anyone talking about me behind my back, I always felt that something was wrong every time I went out, especially when Shi Dalong, Li Su and Liang Tianyu walked with me, and the feeling became stronger and stronger, so that I was more inclined to hide in the office and not go out.

After being in the house for a long time, I always feel depressed in my heart, especially when I have to face three other big men who have taken refuge in the office of the Spirit Academy for 24 hours, not to mention how depressed it is.

I was in a depressed state for two days in a row, and I was going crazy if I continued like this, and Shi Dalong's words made me suddenly realize that "reporting criticism" was not as terrible as I imagined.

He first asked me if he remembered the names of the students who were criticized at the school in high school.

I say. I don't remember.

Then he asked me if I remembered the names of the students who were criticized in the school when I was in junior high school.

I didn't even think about it, blurted out, I don't remember.

Then, he gave me a serious example of how when a person farts in public, he feels that everyone around him is looking at him in a strange way, and he will spend the rest of the day immersed in deep self-blame for not being able to hold his fart. But in fact, within a minute of that fart being released, half of the people would forget about it. And ten minutes later. More than eighty percent of people will forget. Wait until an hour later. At least ninety-five out of a hundred people don't remember what happened. And it is impossible for a hundred people to fart in one person, so the number of people who can remember it in an hour may not even be half enough.

A little fart will disappear in everyone's messy memories in an hour, and the only thing that can be remembered in the end is the fart himself. And he himself spends a day thinking about the effects of his fart. Doesn't that seem ridiculous and boring?

This should be the response to the criticism we have been informed. In fact, most people just see the bulletin. will have an impression of our name. After a class, our names are removed from people's minds, and the only thing they can remember is that someone got drunk and made trouble on campus. As for who is making trouble, hehe, for most people, it doesn't matter as long as it's not themselves.

So, I don't need to have too much psychological pressure at all, because most people don't care at all, they can't even remember my name, let alone remember me as a person and point fingers behind my back.

I thought about it and felt that what the fat man said made sense, so I couldn't help but nod cooperatively.

As a result, Liang Tianyu, who was listening to our conversation on the sidelines, also came to his senses, and said with added fuel and vinegar: "Yan right and wrong, you listen to me." We performed well in the practical class before, and Mr. Li helped us intercede, and only gave a punishment of circulating criticism, and no other punishment at all. You have to understand that punishment and punishment are not the same.

The punishment is recorded in the student's file, and this thing cannot be erased anywhere. However, the punishment is different, the school sends a notice to each department, and then each department posts the notice in a conspicuous place to end it. If you can see that notice, you will know what bad things we have done. If you can't see it, you don't know it's like that.

Therefore, if we want to minimize the impact of this circular criticism on us, there is actually a very simple way. ”

"How?"

"Tear up all the notices sent by the school to each department. Our penalty notice came down on Friday, just in time for the weekend holiday, and very few people know about it. If we had tolen up all the bulletin slips before the whole school had started class on Monday, that is, tomorrow, no one would have remembered it. ”

"Uh...... Are you sure?"

"Yes, no one has seen our criticism, and of course it won't have an impact on us. ”

"No, I mean, are you sure we're going to tear up those notices and criticisms and not cause more trouble? What if someone gets caught? Isn't it a crime to cover up the crime after making a mistake?"

"Wealth is in danger, how do you know if you don't try. Besides, we don't need to go into battle in person, don't you have a dozen junior brothers in your hands, let them do this, absolutely foolproof!"

Liang Tianyu kept raising eyebrows at me as he spoke.

I know what the little brother he is talking about, in fact, it is a dozen wood carving villains that Granny Zhang gave me in the underground palace of the chess game a few days ago.

That day, Granny Zhang gave me a small burden before leaving the chess game dungeon, and after I answered the school, I opened the bag and saw that there were more than a dozen wood carvings carved according to the image of those terracotta warriors in the chess game dungeon. I guess these wood carvings should be carved out of Granny Zhang's spare time when she went in and out of the chess game several times in the past few years, a total of sixteen, just enough to make up half a pair of chess.

The wood carving is lifelike, and it is no worse than the chess pieces that have become villains after the change of the previous chess board, and the chessboard was destroyed by me, and I thought about taking these wood carving villains as a souvenir.

After Mr. Li saw these things, he turned the wood carving that I wanted to keep as a souvenir into a tool for me to continue practicing the "Wood Spirit Eye" technique.

It may be that Teacher Li left the school in a hurry to track down the mastermind behind the last incident, and this time I didn't take a step-by-step approach to practice the Wood Spirit Eye Technique. Instead, he made a cut in the palm of my hand and smeared my blood on all the woodcarved figures.

The so-called "aquatic wood", human blood is naturally also a kind of "water", especially the blood of me, a god-given spiritual eye, is definitely the "perfect tonic pill" of various wood-based items.

The blood-soaked wood carvers showed their magical place, moving their hands and feet like real people, and making "babbling" noises from their mouths.

Teacher Li told me that feeding wood with blood is the first step to help these things open up their spiritual wisdom. Drinking my blood, these wood carvers are no different from newborn babies. If you want them to continue to grow. Then cultivate them by raising flowers and planting trees. Educate them the way you raise children, and one day they will become like real people.

I need to understand the specific operation method myself. After Mr. Li explained the sentence "practice hard", he left the school with the big parrot.

Teacher Li is not there. This is also the reason why the three of them, Fat Man, Liang Tianyu, dare to stay in the office of the Spirit Academy all day and all night.

These two days. I was stuck in my office. If you have nothing to do, you can fiddle with those woodcarving villains, these Liang Tianyu are all in their eyes. During this period, I also got some blood of the three of them on a whim and smeared it on the bodies of those woodcarved villains. The results are clear. These things grow faster by drinking blood than by drinking water, and now they have increased significantly in body and intelligence, and are able to understand the simple commands I give.

Liang Tianyu meant that I was asked to release these woodcarved villains to help us tear up the bulletin criticism sheets scattered in various faculties. The tallest of them is no bigger than the palm of an adult's hand, and it's very difficult to be spotted doing something sneaky, and maybe they can really get it done.

"Strict right and wrong, have you thought about it, do you do it or not?"

Seeing that I hadn't spoken for a long time, Liang Tianyu opened his mouth to urge, I came back to my senses, nodded and responded, "Okay, it's done!" However, first of all, we have to ensure that we can bring these wood carvings to the ordinary academy. Let's go, try. ”

After making my decision, I picked up a wooden carving figure placed on the table, greeted me, and walked outside first.

As a result, as soon as I opened the door of the office of the spiritual academy, I saw two girls cowering at the door.

"Who are you and what are you doing here?"

"Ahh

My sudden appearance frightened the two girls in front of me into screaming, but the screaming did not last long, and one of the sweet-looking girls reached out to cover her companion's mouth and said hesitantly, "You...... Hello, are you ...... Is it the strict right and wrong that was criticized by the school?"

This girl's voice was sweeter than her looks, but what she said made me feel embarrassed. His uncle, someone came to the door, and the fat man said that no one cares about the criticism, isn't this nonsense!

"Classmate, classmate, why don't you speak, are you strict?"

"Ah, it's me, I'm Yan. ”

"Really, great! Yan Shifei, we are from the Literature and Art Department of the Student Union, and there is an invitation letter here, can you please help us hand it over to Liang Tianyu?"

"Invitation, for Liang Tianyu?" I subconsciously took something from the beauty's hand, "What invitation?"

"This is an invitation to the school's orientation party, and we would like to invite Liang Tianyu to try to be the host. But we haven't been able to find him for the past few days, and I happened to see your notice criticism on the notice board downstairs. I think it should be easier for Mr. Yan to find Liang Tianyu, so please be sure to hand over this invitation letter to Liang Tianyu. Please!"

After the sweet girl said this, she bowed her head to me suddenly, and I quickly reached out to help me first, but before my hand was fully extended, the girl stood up straight again.

"Okay, the things have been delivered, we won't bother, classmate Yan, come on!"

"Huh?"

The sweet girl's "come on" directly pointed out that all the conversations we just had in the house were heard by them, should this situation be killed?

Well, forget it, they're already running away, wait until the next time we catch them.

I turned around and went back to the office with the invitation in hand, and I saw the fat men peeking their heads out of the bedroom.

"Lao Yan, what's the situation, is Teacher Li back?"

"What Mr. Li, just two girls who came to deliver the letter, look at what scared you. ”

"To whom?"

"To Liang Tianyu!"

I threw the invitation on the table angrily, and the fat man rushed over like a hungry tiger, grabbing the things one step ahead of Liang Tianyu.

"Aha, it's in my hands...... Uh? Invitations,, I thought love letters, white made me excited. Liang Tianyu, do you need me to read it to you?"

Liang Tianyu waved his hand indifferently and said, "Read it." ”

"Okay, cough cough, dear Liang Tianyu, ahh ”

"Alright, fat man, who you care who wrote it, hurry up and read the point. ”

"Well, Liang Tianyu, hello. After the study and decision of all the members of the Literature and Art Department of the Student Union of Tiandao University, you are hereby solemnly invited to participate in the 2008 opening of Tiandao University and the performance party of welcoming new students, and serve as the host. If Liang Tianyu accepts our invitation, please go to the auditorium on the second floor of the No. 1 Comprehensive Building of the school at 7 p.m. on October 20 to participate in the first rehearsal of the orientation party...... Yo, this is going to be a host. Liang Tianyu, okay, you, silently, you are going to show your face in front of the whole school!"

"It's the first time I've known about it. ”

Liang Tianyu snatched the invitation from the fat man's hand, read it again, and then shook his head and said, "What's the matter, why don't you say hello in advance for this kind of thing." ”

"You really don't know?"

"Of course. ”

"Are you going or not?"

"I'm definitely going to go, I just don't know...... Hey, what are you doing with a sad face, is there something wrong with this invitation?"

"Huh? nothing, this should be fine. Alright, let's leave this alone and get down to business. ”

Originally, it was the fat man and Liang Tianyu who were talking, but they suddenly focused their eyes on me and interrupted my thoughts all of a sudden. After a casual remark and prevarication, I got up again and took the lead and walked out.

Don't talk about the two girls who heard our conversation just now, since the sweet girl said "come on", it is estimated that she mentally supported us to do this.

Someone supports it, which means that this thing can be done.

Let's go, go to the first floor and tear up the notice sheet from the special academy. (To be continued.) )