Chapter Twenty-Eight: I Have Big Breasts and Big Ass

When it was getting dark, Mulan walked into the kitchen leisurely, with a generous and leisurely posture, like a female tiger patrolling the territory, but it was a little less domineering than it, and more lazy wanton.

I saw Li Bai alone supporting the fire, and a fat roast chicken was supported on it, oily and fragrant.

He was very attentive, and when he heard Mulan's footsteps, he didn't raise his head, and asked, "Here, how are you talking to the people of Loulan?"

Hua Mulan found a Li Bai to make a small horse by herself, sat down and waited slowly, and said casually: "It's not good, I still have to escort them to Beiting City, whether I choose to help Loulan, this kind of thing against Beiyi is decided by the princes of the court and the emperor, what does it have to do with my little Captain Chong?"

"In any case, the pace of war is getting closer. Li Bai sighed and slowly sprinkled seasoning on the chicken on the grill.

Hua Mulan was slightly distracted, stared at Li Bai's serious side face for a long time, and couldn't help but be a little embarrassed when she realized it, and said casually to cover up her gaffe: "By the way, that Tianzhu monk is a little interesting, I am not necessarily his opponent." ”

Li Bai said with interest: "Even you are not his opponent, what is his name?"

"It seems to be called Bodhidharma. ”

Li Bai was slightly stunned, the name "Bodhidharma" is indeed like thunder, Bodhidharma Patriarch, a reed across the river, the third son of the king of Nantianzhu, Kshatriya caste, entered China during the Liang Dynasty of the Southern Dynasty, and should have been separated by more than 100 years.

This information surged into Li Bai's mind almost instantly, and at this time, the barrage only realized that it had triggered a craze.

[Damn, my favorite Dharma!]

[I didn't even give a few faces, I just said that the black monk was so handsome!]

[Why don't you hug your thighs and let him teach you the Yijin Sutra?]

[Shen is special and easy to sutra, the Dharma in the pesticide is completely different from the one in Jin Yong's novel, right? 】

Surprise is surprise, but it is just a matter of a moment, the two are destined to have no intersection, and he doesn't want to hug each other's thighs utilitarianly, after all, it takes a long time to learn a new skill, and what he lacks is time, besides...... Flowey's thighs are also very thick!

"It's just an ordinary barbecue, but it tastes so good. Mulan wondered.

Li Bai smiled, he wanted to show his hands more, but unfortunately it was difficult for a good woman to cook without rice, not to mention that a person who would put too much salt in making pork rib soup for himself was really not a good woman.

In the Tang and Song dynasties, stir-frying had just appeared, and it was still a very primitive kind, like braised dishes, hot pot, and no one would know how to do this high-end method, and there was not even a shared pot, and he couldn't create any suitable cooking utensils and stoves in a short period of time, so it could only be said that he had returned to simplicity.

But fortunately, the barbecue of this era is really not a real barbecue, except for the era when there are almost no condiments for salt, it is not too simple for a modern person to make barbecue flowers.

"These small bottles and cans are the key. Li Bai smiled and unscrewed the plastic bottle containing cumin and poured the seasoning on it.

Mulan sniffled and swallowed in disguise.

"Wait a little while and eat. As if hearing the sound of swallowing saliva, Li Bai broke off a branch and threw it into the fire, he turned his face sideways, and under the light of the fire, the girl's face was red, and people couldn't help but indulge.

The audience began to sit in front of the computer and swallow saliva, brush the barrage, envy, jealousy and hatred for Li Bai who can comprehend this beauty at close range, and of course, there are also a large number of little fans drooling over Li Bai.

There was a crackling sound in the fire, and seeing Li Bai finally say what she was looking forward to, "Okay, you can eat." ”

The girl couldn't help but take the chicken leg handed over with some excitement and took a big bite with enjoyment.

Li Bai couldn't help laughing, at this moment he felt that the heroic female general was like a puppy waiting to be fed, with an inexplicable cuteness.

Hearing Li Bai's laughter, the female general's face turned a little red, chewing something in her mouth, and she said hesitantly: "Have you ever been to Chang'an?"

Of course, Li Bai shook his head: "No." ”

"In the future, my sister can take you to see, it is very beautiful, very prosperous, I don't know how many pavilions, the caravans in Tiannan and Haibei are endless, and the singers in the dance workshop are dancing with long sleeves, peerless elegance. ”

Speaking of the back, the girl's smile was a little sly.

There was no man in the Tang Dynasty who didn't like that kind of place.

Li Bai raised his eyebrows, looking forward to what she said, "Sister can take you to see it in the future", but she said, "Can I catch up with you?"

This sentence came a little unexpectedly, and you can clearly see that the girl's face is red again, as if the wine brewed after a long time is still fascinating.

said on his lips: "Although my sister is confident, she is better at cutting people, and there is nothing to praise about dancing in comparison, but fortunately, I learn everything quickly, if I really want to learn ......"

"No, that's it, that's fine. ”

"Flattering me?"

"Let's be honest. ”

Li Bai smiled slightly, looking at her holding the chicken legs, eating wantonly, staining her greasy little face, and spontaneously giving birth to a feeling that the years are quiet and peaceful, how good would it be if time was frozen now?

He found that he seemed to be unconsciously really in love with this woman.

The words "seemingly" and "as if" are used here because he is not sure whether this is a simple appreciation and pursuit of beauty, or true love.

If it was the former, he would be more free and easy, after all, he fell in love with a girl from another world, separated by a whole world, and it was better than thousands of mountains and rivers, after all, it was a little unrealistic.

If it is the latter, he will be more persistent, to pursue, to protect, to put into a lifetime of efforts, although he has died without regrets.

Li Bai doesn't know when this kind of relationship began, maybe it was from that day when she poured her trust and told him "Hold this wall, I'll go below"; or maybe it was after the iron horse came out of the pass, and he stared at the back; or maybe it was that at this moment she was holding the bowl and chopsticks, rarely revealing the girl's coquettishness.

In a few short days, it seems that since I have been in junior high school, I have seen a pair of young people who have never shown any interest in it, and the incomprehensible heart has been quietly throbbing.

The charm of a female general is undoubted.

Hey, now I have nothing.

Li Bai thought like this, why did he impress the female general who was guarding the side? But unconsciously, he instinctively felt that the other party would not care about this, and even he would have some fantasies, did she also have a love for him?

But fantasy is fantasy, and he was a little hesitant to take that step, because he took it too seriously, so he didn't dare to start lightly.

Perhaps this kind of feeling cannot exist in the present world that cannot be maintained without bread, and has experienced the washing of blood, the collision and recognition of faith, so he cherishes life and death even more!

Time gradually passed, the conversation between the two will eventually come to an end, although this era is open, but there are still men and women in the defense, especially the two of them are in the Great Wall Guards.

"Finished eating?"

"Hmm. ”

"Then I'll go back. ”

"Don't forget to be in the school field tomorrow, my sister will teach you something, and you should be paid. ”

"Good. ”

Behind, the girl's eyes looked at the back of the departing man, vaguely revealing a trace of reluctance...... Expect.

......

Back in the courtyard allocated by his family, Li Bai liquidated the system currency, and there were currently fifteen thousand, which could already be exchanged for relatively ordinary A-level cultivation exercises, such as the Tai Chi Xuanqing Dao of Qingyun Gate.

The supreme heart method of this Qingyun Gate is extremely strong, and it is better at using the fighting method, if it is learned, the increased combat power can even be comparable to the S-level skill of the exchange gate.

Spanning a whole level!

"Hey, I can pretend to be an outcast of the Qingyun Sect like Master Han Li. Li Bai smiled and shook his head, still giving up.

Tai Chi Xuanqing Dao comes from the world of Zhu Xian, but it has drawbacks, it is almost impossible to cultivate into an immortal, even if it is as unique as the protagonist of the Zhu Immortal world, it is made up with the Great Brahma Prajna, the incense jade book, etc., and even the unity of good and evil, still not becoming an immortal.

And it doesn't go the way of Jiedan, and the follow-up of the Zhuji Boxing Method can't be perfectly spliced, if it weren't for the difficulties that he couldn't get over, he didn't need to cut himself off like this.

The rest of the A-level exercises do not have this defect, but the cultivated Jin Dan is generally a Jin Dan, and it cannot reach the subtlety of the Zijin Dan, although it is already very good compared to the Black Dan and the Red Dan, but it inevitably seems a little mediocre.

Li Bai has not been able to compete for any upstream since he was a child, and this time he has won the system, he is no longer willing to be mediocre, even if this so-called "mediocrity" is just not the most outstanding.

Say goodbye to the audience, turn off the live stream, turn off the lights and go to sleep.

Early the next day.

Li Bai got up early, brushed his teeth with willow branches, washed his face with cold well water, and took two boxes of canned food from the supplies he brought.

[Good morning, Xiaobai. 】

[I haven't slept yet, I cultivated immortals last night, and I'm going to rest after watching it for a while today, so unwilling. 】

[Xiaobai's live broadcast is so much that we don't have time to watch the replay!]

[That is, newcomers like us have to wait for Xiaobai to go back to watch the replay every time they go down, and as a result, they are even deprived of sleep time. 】

Li Bai smiled: "Is it my fault that I worked too hard?"

The live broadcast time is at least twelve hours a day, and he can really be regarded as the conscience of the industry and a model anchor.

As soon as he entered the school grounds, he saw Mulan standing alone in the corner wielding a sword.

Her lips were pursed tightly, her face was expressionless, she looked a little indifferent, and even implied murder, she wielded her heavy sword one by one, invincible in front of her, but she already had an imaginary opponent in her heart.

"Maybe this person is the King of Lanling?" Li Bai felt a sense of urgency in his heart, he must become stronger!

As if hearing footsteps, Mulan turned her head and looked at Li Bai, the coldness and murderous intent on her face disappeared in an instant, as if the peach blossoms were in full bloom, showing her face and smiling.

She stopped wielding her heavy sword, squinted her eyes, and said to Li Bai in the morning light of the rising sun: "It's here." ”

Li Bai threw the other party a can of canned meat, she pried it open with her hand, and dug and ate it with her usual broken sword, which attracted a burst of ridicule from the barrage.

Li Bai first practiced the wine by himself, and when Mulan finished eating, he clapped his hands, and then said to her, "Can you start?"

Recently, when he slept at night, he had to be trained by Qinglian Sword Immortal every day, and now his swordsmanship has made great progress, and he has promoted Jinjiu to LV2, and his swordsmanship has reached LV4, which can differentiate sword qi against the enemy, which is very extraordinary.

"Good. ”

In the end, Li Bai was abused again.

He had a black face, and he felt so angry, this salted fish system, can't he instantly improve himself to the posture of Jackie Chan Aotian? Look at himself since he crossed over, he is simply walking on thin ice, except for the dragon set level A, B, C, D, who is simply caught and abused by whom, how can he have half the majesty of the protagonist of the online novel.

The system rarely gave a sharp counterattack to Li Bai's inner monologue: "Do you want to become stronger?

Li Bai withered again, and having no money was really a pain.

[Xiaobai is so angry, he was abused again. 】

[MMP, it's a shame to lose the face of the traverser.] You consciously quit the group. 】

[The sulking little white is cute. 】

[It's still our family Huahua hanging!Huahua Saigao! Huahua is my everything!]

[Xiaobai, seriously, your performance really embarrassed me as the provincial No. 1 Li Bai, and I can only start a game later to prove Li Bai's strength. 】

Li Bai glanced at the barrage, feeling so tired, what can I do?

He waved his hand and said weakly: "That's the end of today, I won't fight with you, I'll practice boxing by myself." ”

Although the Foundation Building Fist Method has reached the full level and cannot produce qualitative changes, cultivation can still slowly increase physical fitness and increase the upper limit of true element capacity, after all, it is the accumulation of quantitative changes, which can support the Zijin Pill in the future condensation goal.

Hua Mulan nodded, and said a little jokingly: "You practice, I'll take a look." ”

"It's very superficial, you definitely can't look at it. ”

That being said, Li Bai actually has some confidence in this foundation building boxing method that he named "Chivalrous Travel", although it is only C-level, but that is because it is only limited to the grade of foundation building, and there is no follow-up.

In terms of foundation building alone, it is not worse than those top S-level exercises, and even more prominent, and its moves are also very mysterious and complex, so from beginning to end, he didn't worry that his practice for the audience would make Huaxia open an era of cultivating immortals for all.

Because without systematic empowerment teaching, no one can learn at all.

Li Bai said that he opened the posture and walked to the side to silently play the foundation boxing method, and the audience, who had already watched it many times, couldn't help but feel a little bored, and shouted for Li Bai to continue to practice sword with Mulan.

Li Bai turned a deaf ear to these natures, quickly finished the fight, and just wanted to continue, he found that Hua Mulan on the side also put down her weapon and put on a posture, seeing that the fight was actually a foundation building boxing method.

The punch is full of tigers, and it is even more domineering and powerful than Li Bai's own fighting.

Hua Mulan's tone was slightly surprised: "Your punch is a bit interesting, I hit it again and found that the bottleneck of the family martial arts is actually a little loose." ”

Li Bai's face turned a little pale: "You will be able to read it once?"

"Well, it's simple, but it's not superficial. ”

"I ......"

[Xiaobai has a saying that MMP doesn't know whether to say it or not. 】

[Invisible pretending, the most deadly!]

[Paralysis, Xiaobai also taught us the boxing techniques of chivalry, but I still can't even do it completely. 】

[This is the gap between people?]

Seeing that Li Bai's face was not very good-looking, Hua Mulan seemed to realize something, and hurriedly said: "Don't worry, if this is your secret that you don't pass on, I will force myself to forget it." ”

Li Bai knew that the other party had misunderstood, and waved his hand again and again: "No, it's not necessary, if you don't see it clearly, I can call you again." ”

"It's fine. "Mulan tilted her head and smiled, it was very beautiful.

He blurted out: "Captain Huadu, why can a person as good-looking as you have such a smart head?"

[They all say that your chest is big and brainless, but your chest is obviously big!]

[Get out of here, actually peep into my family's flowers' breasts!]

[Mom sells batches, I found out that Xiaobai, a slut, may really want to hook up with Huahua successfully. 】

[I really want to send the blade.] 】

Hua Mulan was still smiling, turning her head, as if looking at the phoenix flags flying on the city wall in the distance, and a hint of banter flashed in her eyes: "Because I have big breasts and big butts." ”

Li Bai: "......"

MMP, she heard it anyway.

[Hahaha, let you make shame!]

[Xiaobai looked confused, amused me to death. 】