【064 Three-Star Drink: Seven Steps to Drunk】
This night, Hu Lei was exhausted, which was a double blow to the body and spirit. Until he lay down on the bed, the hot feeling could not be subsided for a long time.
After a long period of self-examination, he summed up two lessons:
First, don't drink with Xuanyuan Jian, it's best not to even eat together, if you can, it's better if everyone doesn't get along with each other and forget about each other.
Second, you must be more careful when eating Gu Qianqian's cooking, this girl's love for chili peppers has reached an outrageous level, even if ordinary chili peppers are counted, even if something like devil chili peppers appears once in a while, it is enough to make people collapse.
Which unscrupulous online store would sell such dangerous goods!! wait, if you put it this way, Gu Qianqian seems to be shopping online with her own account, no, you must give a bad review.
Alas, it hurts......
Hu Lei thought about it carefully, it seems that the above two items have the most direct relationship with eating and drinking, so if you talk about it, should you really stay away from eating?
Recall the strange "first law of the system", and sure enough, ET is more prescient!
However, speaking of which, it seems that there is a very magical prop that is useless, Hu Lei turned over violently and pulled out the only two pieces of bad luck chewing gum from the drawer of the bedside table.
"It's time for transshipment. Hu Lei's eyes were burning and his face was determined.
Originally, I still had the intention of using good steel on the blade, but I had no choice but to accumulate bad luck too quickly and catch people off guard, so I have wine today and get drunk today......
Oh, no, the egg hurts a lot when I mention the wine.
Hu Lei wasn't sure if it was his own delusion, as soon as the bad luck gum was in his mouth, he felt much better, when the system would have such an immediate effect, so it must be an illusion.
Hu Lei's mouth kept stopping, and with the continuous chewing, the cool breath of mint hidden in the chewing gum burst out in an all-round way, entangled with the remaining spicy and burning heat, constantly conflicting, neutralizing, and completely disappeared in just a moment.
Not to mention the other effects of this bad luck chewing gum, the project of fresh breath alone is enough to kill all similar products on the market, and it will definitely make a lot of money when sold for money.
The discomfort in the body caused by Gu Qianqian's spoonful of devil chili pepper was eliminated by the bad luck gum, and the fatigue caused by the Erha brothers was also relieved under the influence of the aroma of fresh bamboo.
I have to say that bad luck gum really seems to affect luck in the dark, but what is the principle, Hu Lei is very curious.
At this moment, he is refreshed, sleepy, and idle, so it is better to draw a prize. Although he had drawn an unprecedented pair of bean juice in the last time he chewed the bad luck gum draw, Hu Lei felt very good at this time, and he had an extremely strong feeling that he would definitely win the jackpot this time.
ET, let's draw a lottery.
"Please ask the host to conduct today's regular card draw. 』
The lottery interface, which was too familiar to be cooked, appeared in front of Hu Lei's eyes again. Come on, Hu Lei rubbed his hands and sat up straight.
"Stop"
"Congratulations to the host, you will get: One-Star Pastry Card (Crab Roe Xiaolong)*1, please participate in the second regular card draw. 』
Yo, the crab roe xiaolong is still a large portion of 30 outputs, good luck, and the most important thing is that Du Xiaoxiao likes to eat it. Let Du Xiaoxiao wait all night tonight, the bear child must be unhappy, originally Hu Lei wanted to please her, with crab roe Xiaolong, there is no need to worry.
Good luck, good luck, Hu Lei clapped his hands and shouted to stop again.
A burst of familiar music sounded, and so on, and it seemed that only the Samsung card with its own background music was it. Hu Lei's thoughts had just risen, and a dazzling golden aura burst out from the card.
"Congratulations to the host, obtain: 3 Star Drink Card (7 Steps Drunk)*1, today's regular card lottery has been completed, please ask if you want to withdraw it. 』
Samsung card, really Samsung card, I'll it......
Although he has already had a lottery experience of a Samsung card, Hu Lei is still very excited this time, not only because of the Samsung card, but more importantly, the bad luck gum finally played a role in a real and unambiguous manner.
It's just that Mao sounds like the name of wine, ET you must have done it on purpose, oh, no, it hurts to think of wine. What's more, this is an afternoon tea shop, not a tavern, which afternoon tea time have you ever seen!!
Seeing that ET didn't pay attention to his complaints, Hu Lei had no choice but to comfort himself, it was a Samsung card, and it wouldn't be too bad.
He looked down at the card in his hand, and the one-star crab roe small cage naturally didn't need to be repeated. As the first three-star drink card that Hu Lei obtained, the seven-step drunk list is much taller from the point of view of sales.
The golden card tentacles have a cool metallic texture, and the heavy feeling in the hand is completely different from the light and fluttering feeling of the one-star and two-star cards.
The card is painted with a mud-sealed black pottery jar, on which is obliquely pasted a palm-sized square red paper, on which the words "seven steps drunk" are written in a very elegant font. Speaking of which, this font is also extremely scribbled, if it weren't for Hu Lei's previous two years of learning calligraphy with his second uncle, he really wouldn't be able to recognize it.
And the biggest special thing about this three-star card is that there is no star on the card surface that records the output value. Hu Lei flipped the card over and over and carefully checked it, and it was indeed not, could it be......
A hint of excitement came to mind......
Unlimited Output?!
"Host, please wake up and don't daydream for no reason. 』
ET, a guy who has an appetite, even if he knows it's impossible, but it's not a violation of the rules of the system if he is crooked.
"It's the middle of the night, thank you. He sneered.
"It's just a mistaken but accurate metaphor, host, you childish ghost. 』
“……”
I'll you, who is the naïve ghost in the end, you let everyone comment on it, hey, don't think that I won't dare to beat you if I can't see you.
"Trouble the host to mature a little, now I'm going to start explaining the three-star card, and my skin is bad when I always work the night shift. ET's tone seemed to contain a palpable hint of resentment.
"......", Hu Lei was confused, what did I hear, "Stay up late?"
"Please don't worry about these details. This time, the tone returned to normal, but ET's original unreliable image collapsed again in Hu Lei's heart.
What strange things have you been looking at lately!
"Alright, let's start introducing the Samsung regular card. 』
Hu Lei restrained his expression and emotions......
"1. Each Samsung regular card has a unique output, and there is no additional output setting. 』
Hu Lei once again looked at the golden card in his hand, and by the way, he was thinking about how much it would cost to sell it so that it would not be a loss. Although he is doing a business without capital, he can't sell a dignified three-star card cheaply, no.
While Hu Lei was thinking nonsense, ET continued to introduce, "2. Samsung's regular card products are not realistic products, they are all made of materials from other parallel universe worlds, and they have incredible effects, so please be cautious about selling them. 』
Hearing the term parallel universe again, Hu Lei seemed much calmer. Although experiencing dreams may seem like child's play, it is a real parallel universe.
Hu Lei, who thinks that he has successfully completed a set of cross-trip and return trips, does not show too much surprise about this, as for the so-called incredible effect, it is up to ET to say, but what is "prudent sales", is there still a cub left for this thing if it is not sold, and he can't drink it himself, Hu Lei feels that there is a big hole hidden in it.
"Ask the host to comprehend for themselves. 』
This Nima, Hu Lei wanted to lift the table, but he was slapped by ET before he could ask.
Well, you move on.
"The features of the Samsung Regular Card have been introduced. 』
Hu Lei was stunned, this is too brief, if I remember correctly, it took more than 1,000 words to introduce the two-star card, where is this!
"It's gone. ET's answer was succinct.
So......
Hu Lei recalled that there was no information available about Samsung's regular cards except for the so-called "incredible efficacy" and the confusing "prudent sales".
"Oh, I almost forgot......
Hu Lei was taken aback, and ET, who thought he had gone to bed after work, actually spoke up again.
"The Seven Steps of Drunkenness is produced in the parallel universe of N.103.79, and it is brewed by the Immortal King, and the seven steps of drinking it will be drunk. 』
Hey, this time the amount of information is a bit big, what N.103.79 parallel universe Hu Lei doesn't care, anyway, he has been used to ET for a long time to soar out some inexplicable terms. What he really cares about is the so-called "Immortal King Brew", which sounds like a very lofty noun, and the sentence that you must be drunk in seven steps completely aroused Hu Lei's curiosity.
ETET, let's introduce it in more detail.
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ET?
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Yes, it looks like it's really off work. Nima,As a system administrator, you still have working time,You are your customer service of China Unicom,Even if it is,It's better to leave a voice customer service!
Although ET can't be counted on, Hu Lei just has a spirit of courage to explore. He clipped the seven-step drunken card in the palm of his hand with his hands folded, and his consciousness tried to communicate with him......
Well, it's complicated, it's actually a re-enactment of the way of using voyeurism, and then, the golden seven-step drunk card disappeared, replaced by a black mud wine jar that is the same as the card surface, this wine jar has a simple appearance, and there is a sense of vicissitudes of time, but it is a little smaller, and it is only the size of a palm, and it is estimated that it will not be able to hold a few glasses when it is poured out.
The mud seal of the wine jar is very stable, Hu Lei gently broke it and did not move, but this is obviously difficult to say that Hu Lei, who is known as a classmate with ten thousand powers, he used a little force, and the mud seal was removed with a bang, and then a smell of wine came to the nose, the smell was mellow and rich like the hollow valley orchid, fragrant but not greasy, but it gave people a sense of elegance and dust, and in a trance Hu Lei seemed to see the orchids blooming all over the mountains.
After a long time, Hu Lei shook his head vigorously to break free from that confused state, and slapped the mud seal back to the mouth of the altar, and the aroma of wine stopped abruptly.
"Sure enough, it is a good wine, and this aroma alone is worthy of the name of Xianwang Brew, and it really has to be sold carefully, just smelling it, I almost got drunk, and I am afraid that if I drink it directly, I am afraid that I will not be sent directly to the hospital." ”