Chapter 18: System, Hello Dirty

That night, the family was rarely relaxed and happy.

Mo Mo took a hot bath, looked at himself in the mirror, especially when he saw the still developing heirloom finch, and deflated his little mouth.

"Host, don't think about it, the human body must follow the rules of gradual progress. The system suddenly snapped up.

"Lie down, system, you are always spying on my mental activities!

Damn, where is my personal freedom? System, you still don't talk about human rights!" Mo Mo shouted directly, his face was flushed with anger, his hands were on his waist like an adult, and ten thousand dissatisfaction was written on his face, just forget it, don't say it, how embarrassing it will be.

A man wants a face, and a tree wants bark.

"Host, that's what I want to avoid you.

Besides, you don't have any grass underneath you, and the tools you use to commit crimes don't have the ability to commit crimes, so you're thinking too far away at the moment. ”

Avoid, that's okay?

The ghost believes in you, don't look at it in vain!

Mo Mo could only sigh helplessly, and could only stare dryly, who called the system his grandfather!

When the grandson can only admit it, if it is exposed, it will be exposed, Master Chen even exposed a few of his G films!

"Hehe, can that finch grow up? Like, so big and so long. Mo Mo was silent for a moment, and said shyly, embarrassed to gesture with his little hand.

Sometimes Mo Mo is quite envious of the Africans, with strong endurance, strong body, and white teeth, but they envy the Chinese people who have no civil war and like to watch the Chinese National Day military parade, which may be the siege mentality.

He originally thought that he needed a lot of body to support his dirty soul, and when it came to reality, he also needed a lot of courage to face dirty thoughts.

"Host, from your human network, durability is more important than size. ”

"What you said seems to make a lot of sense, and I'm speechless!"

Mo Mo was not very satisfied with the system's explanation, and suddenly, a touch of cunning flashed between Mo Mo's eyebrows, and a wicked smile overflowed from the smile on the corner of his mouth, "However, the system is so dirty."

Forget it, I'm still young, don't discuss this, you can't take bad children!"

"Host, that's what you think, the system is just providing advice. ”

"Hey, everyone just knows it, don't say it, save me some face!"

Mo Mo was slightly embarrassed, and his thoughts were under the system, at a glance.

However, Mo Mo was still cheeky, grinning and showing two rows of white teeth, and asked instead, "You haven't answered my question just now, can you?"

"In the process of the host's growth and development, this system can guide the development of the host's bloodlines and muscles, and it is difficult to say whether it will grow crooked or too big in the end. ”

"Lie down, the system is really unreliable! Three no warranty products! Anyway, you can buy a mobile phone and warranty. You, you, don't say it!I'm so angry!" Mo Mo replied with a scolding grin.

After a while, Mo Mo fell silent, dispelled the boring YY thoughts, put on his clothes, and returned to the bedroom.

"Brother, I'll test how well you are doing with your homework. Mo Wanqing saw her younger brother bathing and entering the house, and took the initiative to take the responsibility of tutoring her younger brother in his studies.

Mo Wanqing knew that her younger brother was behaving a little wicked these days, and she didn't understand many things, but she was still worried about her brother's learning.

"Well, that's it. Mo Mo didn't want to dampen her enthusiasm, so she could only be tortured to listen to some childish questions, and sometimes she had to pretend to be confused.

His sister's study, in addition to deliberately failing in the college entrance examination, it was difficult for her to be admitted to a key university with her strength at that time, and she was usually busy with her family, and she didn't have time to read books to lay a good cultural foundation.

Of course, the lack of learning materials is also the reason for poor grades.

If my sister lays a good foundation early, it will not be difficult to be admitted to a key university in the future. Since he was reborn, Mo Mo didn't plan to hide it. If you want your sister to trust him more, you have to behave a little bit of evil.

"Sister, I sometimes think you're stupid. Mo Mo said in an old-fashioned manner.

"What, you call me stupid, my grades aren't bad. Mo Wanqing shouted, pursed her mouth, walked over and stretched out her hand to pull Mo Mo's ear directly, and Mo Mo didn't expect her to come to this hand.

Mo Wanqing magnified her moves without saying a word, Mo Mo didn't even have the heart to prepare, could they still play happily together.

I remember that before I was reborn, after my sister had a child, she was more like a gentle and considerate woman, and perhaps the torture of life made him change from a witch to a lady.

"Oh, sister, it hurts! Lady, is it good!" Mo Mo rubbed his red ears and said depressedly, "As far as you are savage, you still don't believe me when I say stupid, stupid people are more barbaric, such as wild boars." ”

"Okay, if you don't convince me tonight, don't try to escape my clutches with your two ears for a while!" Mo Wanqing stood up and said with her hands on her waist, in her eyes, no matter how smart her brother is, he doesn't have a good academic performance on his own.

Anyway, she is in the fifth grade, and her younger brother is only in the second grade. My brother's demonic performance in the past few days can be summed up as abnormal at most, and it is just a flash of inspiration, if it is in terms of academic performance, it still can't compare to hers.

Mo Mo didn't know what his sister thought, so he picked up a few coins from the corner of the bed, clenched his hands and said to his sister: "Then guess how many coins I have in my hand, if you guess, I'll buy you a big teddy bear, I have a lot of pocket money." ”

Mo Wanqing pursed her lips and smiled contemptuously: "Hehe, two, it's so stupid!"

"Hehe, it's wrong, it's three! Say you're stupid, don't believe it!" Mo Mo spread out his hands and showed his sister and smiled treacherously.

"Ahh

Mo Wanqing doesn't care about coins, the big teddy bear can't be without, this is a girl's favorite, many female classmates have it, but she doesn't have it.

"Okay! ”

"What is this?" Mo Mo stretched out two fingers and shook them.

"Brother Pig, this is two! I taught you to count a long time ago, and you actually used this to test me. Mo Wanqing smiled proudly, such a stupid question, and asked me.

Mo Mo glanced at her and said, "Sister, I see that you are really two! I didn't ask you how much this is, this is a finger, pig!"

"!

Mo Wanqing didn't laugh angrily, and after laughing for a while, she looked at her younger brother suspiciously, a little unfamiliar, she had changed too much these days, and said: "It's really weird, who taught you this, when did you become so clever? ”

"Hey, your brother is a celestial star, and he became clever when he had an epiphany. Mo Mo replied forcefully.

"Wow, I didn't think you would have so many idioms, who taught you? Why don't I know!"

"Your brother knows a lot, but you don't know. ”

"Cut, the ghost believes you, look at you smiling so treacherously, really, really hiding a knife in your smile. Mo Wanqing held back an idiom for a long time, and suddenly an idea flashed in her eyes, "Okay, sister will test you, what is a hidden knife in a smile?"

"It's so simple?" Mo Mo habitually held his chin, pondered for a moment, and then laughed: "Hahaha knife, hahaha!"

Mo Wanqing was stunned for a while, and only after a while did she understand before she let go of her laughter.

"Hoho...... It's really laughing at me!"

Suddenly, there was a "branch" sound on the door, and the sister and brother looked up.

"Why are you laughing so loudly, it's half past ten, rest early!" Father Mo pushed the door in, saw the sister and brother laughing, and said with a stern face as usual.

Under the serious eyes of their father, the sister and brother turned off the light and covered the quilt.

The night was quiet and quiet, except for the occasional dog barking in the village.

The siblings whispered under the quilt and laughed from time to time.

Momo also rarely made his sister happy, and the more the two chatted, the more energetic they became.

At about eleven o'clock, there was a strange sound next door.

Mo Wanqing listened to this voice and asked curiously: "Brother, what is Dad doing? Bullying our mother, Mom shouted so loudly, it seemed to be very painful." ”

"Damn, my dad has been dull for a few days, and his debts have become lighter, and he will work tonight, it turns out that my mother was very prodigal when she was young, this shout is really loud, this is a room apart. Mo Mo secretly scolded, in his previous life, he was ignorant when he was a child, maybe he didn't know what was going on, but now, he can't understand it.

These two elders don't think about the influence of their children at all.