Although there was no Internet in those days, most people still don't understand the meaning of these Internet terms. However, for Wu Cheng's book fans, the phrase 'I promise not to kill you' is not unfamiliar. Because this sentence appeared in Wu Cheng's book.

And this sentence has also been imitated by many people, and now many teenagers in Xiangjiang will imitate some humorous words that Wu Cheng has appeared in "The Legend of Little Soldiers" intentionally or unintentionally.

For example, 'If you have money, you are capricious, and if you don't have money, you can only accept your fate', 'I don't read much, don't lie to me', 'That picture is too beautiful for me to watch'...... And so on.

In fact, when the "Legend of the Little Soldier" came out, these words had not yet risen on the Internet. The reason why it appeared in the book was that Wu Cheng added it himself when he revised it. He feels that this kind of humor can bring people closer together.

In fact, this is exactly the case, and generally only if the other party is regarded as a friend, such a little joke will be made. Yes, although Wu Cheng was expressionless when he said this sentence now, the people who knew the meaning of this sentence smiled in unison.

Although Wu Cheng's face was expressionless, everyone knew that he was not angry.

"Mr. Wu, you haven't answered our question yet!"

After everyone laughed for a while, an entertainer jumped out and said to Wu Chengdao.

Wu Cheng wrinkled his brows and glanced at the entertainment record, and found that this guy was from Oriental Daily. If you don't want to answer them, but you don't feel that you will answer, tomorrow's newspaper will probably have to report that he will default to the love triangle relationship with Deng Lijun and Zhao Yazhi.

Can you answer, do you really have to sue them?

Wu Cheng naturally didn't want to lie and deceive people. Of course, it's not that he doesn't want to be like this group of entertainers, but he just doesn't want his confidantes to be sad when they see it.

Wu Cheng pondered and said: "Here's the thing, that day I was walking at the foot of the mountain, and suddenly I saw a snake jumping out of the grass, I was startled, I wanted to run, but the dignity of being a man made me have to stop." Stand still. It's just a snake, what's there to be afraid of, isn't it? But when I look closely, guess. What do I see?"

"Mr. Wu, please don't answer words that have nothing to do with those questions, okay?"

Facing the questioning words of the reporter from the Oriental Daily, Wu Cheng raised his eyebrows slightly and smiled: "Sir." Are you questioning me?"

"I—I didn't, I just ......"

"You don't need to explain, you just answer, yes, or no?"

"No, it's not!"

"Okay, let's continue, guys, do you want to hear this story?" Wu Cheng asked with a smile as he looked at the fans. Some people said 'yes' and some said 'no'.

Answer: 'Don't want to' people. I guess I want to hear the gossip between Wu Cheng and those women.

Wu Cheng naturally wouldn't let them get his wish, so he smiled and sat on the lid of the trash can next to him, and continued to flicker, "Have any of you ever seen a snake with small horns on its head?"

"Yes, yes, I know, horned vipers have horns on their heads!"

Wu Cheng nodded and said, "This classmate is quite knowledgeable! Unfortunately, I checked later, and the snake did not look like a horned viper, because the horns on its head looked more like a pair of antlers...... I was amazed. Isn't this a dragon's horn?"

A group of people listened to Wu Cheng's story about the desolation of the night in a daze, but no one stood up to doubt his mistake, and they looked very hopeful. It seems to want to know what happened later.

"Mr. Wu......"

"Don't get in the way of us listening to the story, okay?"

An entertainment reporter wanted to bring the topic back to its original trajectory, but was intimidated by the fans around him.

Wu Cheng coughed lightly and said, "It makes me feel even more incredible, and it can even be said that when I was about to be scared stupid, the snake actually spoke...... It sued me that it was originally a small dragon in the hands of the Four Great Vajra of the Heavenly Palace, because it violated the rules of heaven. I have been demoted to all those who have suffered crimes, and now I have returned to heaven after completing my sentence, and when I see that my bones are strange, I will be extraordinary, and they want to have a good relationship with me. ”

"Hey, you...... You're fooling around!"

Wu Cheng rolled his eyes and said, "Do you want to listen to it?"

"Listen, you keep...... No, you go on!"

Wu Cheng said with a smile: "I think I must have forgotten to look at the imperial calendar when I went out, otherwise how would I see this kind of ghostly thing? That snake said that my luck was good, but I think my luck was really bad! Or how would I meet ghosts? I always thought it was a ghost, because only ghosts can lie, otherwise how would someone say the word 'Hell'?"

"And then?"

"Later, it bit me!"

"Ah......h

"Of course it's fine! Why else would I still be sitting here!"

Wu Cheng said as he took out a cigarette, and as a result, an eye-catching fan next to him came up to light him. Speaking of which, smoking is not allowed here. However, the security guard next to him also seemed to be quite fascinated by it, so he didn't stop his bad behavior. However, Wu Cheng only took two puffs, and when he saw the security guard looking around, he put out the cigarette again, so as not to make it difficult for him.

"Later, I learned that it bit me, not to bite me, but to give me a special ability to know for 500 years and know 500 years down. Wu Cheng grinned and continued to flicker: "Don't say you don't believe it, I don't believe it either!"

As he was talking, Wu Cheng heard the news on the radio that the flight Deng Lijun was sitting on had landed. So, a group of people began to urge Wu Cheng to continue talking.

Wu Cheng smiled and continued to flicker, until those people were stunned.

Although many people don't believe it in their hearts, in this place of Xiangjiang, most people still pay great attention to the metaphysics of feng shui, that is, superstition.

Otherwise, when filming, I would have to have a boot worship ceremony.

"What happened?

When everyone saw Wu Cheng stop again, he looked in the direction of the exit. Only then did everyone find out that Deng Lijun and his party had come out of the exit.

Wu Cheng squeezed away those entertainment and fans who fell into madness, greeted him, pulled Deng Lijun and walked back, and where he passed, the crowd was like a wave, automatically separating to both sides.

"Cheng Shao, Cheng Shao, what happened in the end?

Some people who have been poisoned by 'Wu Cheng' are still continuing to ask.

Wu Cheng looked back and laughed loudly: "Finally, I woke up at the end!"

Awake!?

Many people were stunned, but soon they came back to their senses: Oh, I'll go! He's dreaming! Sure enough, he was tricked by this wicked fellow!

Although many people have been tricked by Wu Cheng, in fact, most of them don't take it seriously. A big boss has nothing to do with ordinary people like them to sit there and tell stories, which is already very face-saving, okay! What boss would be like him?

However, Wu Cheng's nickname of 'big flicker' is not going away.

And after Wu Cheng learned that he had the nickname 'Big Flicker', whenever he encountered a question that he didn't want to answer on occasions when there were many reporters, he would follow the foolishness.

It's as if you ask him, 'Have you eaten?'

And he said, 'I dreamed again last night!'

directly abused those entertainers so that they didn't want to.

Of course, in this way, only Wu Cheng dares to do this, many celebrities don't dare to learn his tricks at all, first, they will be said to be Dong Shi Xiaofeng, and second, many celebrities don't dare to offend those gossip entertainment records openly, because they dare to write nonsense.

"Did I miss anything interesting just now?"

Sitting in Wu Cheng's car, Wu Cheng started the car directly, and Deng Lijun asked with a smile.

Wu Cheng smiled and told the group of entertainment and fans who had fooled him before, and Deng Lijun couldn't stand up with a straight smile. Seeing this, Wu Cheng was very happy.

It's not because this joke can make her laugh, in fact, this joke is not worth her laughing so much, because he himself is just laughing at best.

What really made him happy was that he suddenly remembered that someone in the future would say something like this: When you tell her some jokes that are not actually very funny, she laughs a lot, either because there is something wrong with her joke, or because she loves you!

Wu Cheng drove the car into the traffic, speeding through the traffic, and after a few minutes, he stopped the car on the side of the road, possessed her, held her face, and kissed her directly.

Deng Lijun whined twice, and then began to respond enthusiastically. In an instant, she felt as if the temperature in the carriage had risen by several degrees, making her face turn into a red apple.

At the end of the kiss, Deng Lijun glanced at him charmingly and said, "Evil?"

"Poisoned!" Wu Cheng looked at her with a smile and said, "I have been poisoned by your love flower!"

"You'll say nice things to coax me!"

"I like it!"

"Dead!"

Wu Cheng laughed and started the car again, but one hand was tightly clasped with her ten fingers.

……

When Wu Cheng and Deng Lijun returned to the Mid-Levels Villa, the villa naturally became more lively, and those girls were so enthusiastic about Deng Lijun that they seemed to be all her fans.

Wu Cheng knew that there must be one or two pseudo-fans here, but he couldn't expose their tricks, so he went with them.

It's just that what makes him a little depressed is that although there are many beautiful women in the family, in the end, none of them really accompany him, all of them are all gathered together and abandon him. Even the cute and cute Lan Jieying and the small-bellied black Zhou Xiaomin forgot about their brother Cheng when they played.

Knowing this, Wu Cheng felt that he should have walked outside with Deng Lijun for a while before.

Suddenly, he wanted to play a song:

I used to be young and ignorant

Time passed slowly

Sue me for your thoughts

We can have stories

……

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