Listening to Huang Tao talk about "top your lungs", Huang Guolun was about to faint and shouted: "You are watching TV again!"

rushed over to find the remote control and turned off the TV.

But after looking around, I couldn't find the remote control.

Huang Tao saw Huang Guolun busy with his work, shaved the meat on the elbow bone with his little white teeth, and asked Huang Guolun with garlic: "Are you looking for a remote control?" Dad. ”

"Where?"

"You go to the fridge and have a look. ”

"Refrigerator?!"

"My milk seems to have been stored in the refrigerator with the remote control. ”

Huang Guolun turned around and went to the kitchen.

Mrs. Zhou was washing the dishes in the kitchen.

"Mom, why are you letting Peaches watch TV again! Also, it's past dinner, why is he still eating!"

Huang Guolun complained as soon as he entered the kitchen.

Mrs. Zhou glared at Huang Guolun back, and half of Huang Guolun's anger at the crown was gone.

"The peaches didn't eat enough at night, so I'll add a Tianfu sauce elbow to him to make up for it, what's wrong?

"When he doesn't have enough to eat! You have to control him! Always feed him like this, he will be fed into a big fat man sooner or later!"

"You and your brother ate like this when they were young, and I haven't seen you two grow into big fat people. Now is the time for children to grow up, eat more and grow up. ”

"What kind of big man does he look like, he is a big man!" Huang Guolun knew that he couldn't make sense with Mrs. Zhou, so he simply stopped talking, opened the refrigerator angrily, and asked Mrs. Zhou: "Where did you hide the TV remote control?"

Mrs. Zhou was stunned by the question: "What remote control?"

Huang Guolun realized something and shouted angrily: "Yellow peach ——!"

I heard Huang Tao's calm voice from the living room: "You look for it from the second compartment of the left door on the upper floor of the refrigerator, if not, you can help me bring a bottle of Yakult." A bottle of Yakult after a meal is a good thing. Hehehe. ”

Huang Guolun's teeth were itchy with anger, but he thought that drinking a bottle of Yakult after a meal would indeed be good for this kid's body, so he had to bring a bottle of Yakult to Huang Tao.

"Poof!"

slapped Yakult on the coffee table, Huang Guolun asked Huang Tao angrily: "Where did the remote control let you hide?"

"I didn't hide it, why did I hide it, it's not delicious. Huang Tao tilted his neck to watch TV, and used his little oily hand to pick up Huang Guolun: "Dad, don't stand in my way, it's the time to be nervous!"

Huang Guolun turned his head and saw that the TV was playing the life and death moment of bomb disposal.

Huang Guolun trained Huang Tao: "Can you stop watching this kind of movie with a criminal plot in the future!"

Taking Huang Guolun's words as a deaf ear, Huang Tao was in his own channel, and asked Huang Guolun rhetorically: "Dad, why do you say that those who make bombs have to make different colors of the leads? If they are all made of the same color, won't others be able to dismantle them." ”

Huang Guolun was stunned by Huang Tao's question, this question ...... He doesn't understand it either!

Huang Tao ate his elbow and said: "Those who defuse the bomb are also stupid, why do you have to cut the line when you see the timer? ”

The protagonist of the movie cuts the right line at this time, the countdown stops, and the characters in the play are celebrating.

Huang Tao said disdainfully: "I really don't understand how these screenwriters and directors designed it, and everyone starts to celebrate when the countdown doesn't go away? What if the protagonist only cuts the communication line of the timer? Boom! At this time, there will be a big explosion, which is really exciting." ”

Huang Tao showed off to Huang Guolun: "Dad, I want to make movies in the future, I will never make such cliché movies, I will make movies that people never think of endings, so it will be interesting." ”

Huang Guolun was poor by Huang Tao.

sat down next to Huang Tao and asked him, "Didn't you say before that you wanted to be a cook when you grew up, and you still wanted to be a teacher like your grandparents, why do you want to make movies now?"

Huang Tao said with a smile: "As the old saying goes, a teacher who doesn't want to be a cook is not a good director." ”

"How come I've never heard such an old saying?"

"That's because you don't watch much TV. ”

"Bah, you don't come! Tell me, where is the remote control!"

"It should ...... It's in the fridge, right? Didn't you find it?"

Seeing that Huang Tao was still fooling him, Huang Guolun glared angrily: "You kid, why do you come now when you open your mouth to talk nonsense!"

"I'm not talking nonsense, it's my milk that was hidden in the refrigerator, you can look for it. ”

"I asked your grandma just now, and she said no!"

"She said no? Maybe she wasn't paying attention. ”

"Didn't notice anything?"

"She didn't notice that I put the remote in the box with the cone. If I'm not mistaken, my milk should have hidden the cone in the fridge. ”

Huang Tao waved his chubby hand in the direction of the kitchen and said, "Dad, you go to the refrigerator to find the box with the cone, and if you find it, you will find the remote control." ”

Huang Tao said these words with a calm demeanor, and there was no feeling of panic and lying.

Huang Guolun's scalp was numb for a while, and he said angrily: "You really make me so easy to deceive?! If you lie again, I will feed my elbows!"

Seeing that Huang Guolun was about to grab the elbow on the plate, Huang Tao hurriedly pounced on the food and shouted: "I didn't lie! Why don't you always believe me! If you don't believe it, go to the refrigerator to see! If the remote control is in the box with the cone, you apologize to me! No, you don't have to apologize to me, you just bring me two cones, it can be regarded as compensating me!"

"Okay, I'll go and see!" Huang Guolun suddenly got up angrily and said: "If you lie to me to get you a cone again, I will let you taste the real 'human flesh cone' today!"

Huang Guolun really couldn't stand Huang Tao's fooling him, so he strode back to the kitchen, and after asking Mrs. Zhou where she put the cone box, he took the cone box out of the lattice on the top of the refrigerator, opened it and saw that the remote control was really in the cone box!

Huang Guolun was immediately embarrassed, and he panicked, this ...... Did he misunderstand Huang Tao, or was the game that the kid had set up for him a long time ago waiting for him to jump?

At this time, Huang Tao asked from the living room: "Did you find it?" If you find it, don't forget to bring me two cones to compensate me." ”

Huang Guolun took out two cones with trembling hands and took them back to the living room with the remote control.

Seeing that Huang Guolun came back with a black earthy face, Huang Tao clapped his hands with a hippie smile and said: "One person does things and one person does things, and Tinker Bell does things! Dad, you are really a good man who speaks!"

"You are less poor than me. ”

Huang Guolun was already declining by Huang Tao, sitting on the sofa, he couldn't afford to change the channel. Looking at Huang Tao's success, he was tricked by Huang Tao again.

Seeing Huang Guolun's sad face, Huang Tao comforted Huang Guolun: "Dad, don't worry about me, I'm not a two- or three-year-old child, I'm four years old, and I can be responsible for myself." I've seen an old man say something on TV, and I think it makes sense. ”

"What's that?" Huang Guolun turned his face and asked Huang Tao.

He said that we cannot stretch the length of life, but we can expand the width of life. Translated, even if we can't grow taller, we can still continue to gain weight, and if we keep getting fat, we will expand the width of our lives. ”

Huang Guolun covered his face in a collapsed manner, this kid can always find an excuse to gain weight, he is really helpless against this kid, let Bai Yao suppress him.

Huang Guolun took out his mobile phone and called Bai Yao, informing Bai Yao that they would decide to do a special event next Saturday. In order to prepare for this special show, starting today, Bai Yao will move to Zixing Mansion to live, and next week their whole family will live in Zixing Mansion, and seize all the time to rehearse.

Huang Guolun asked Bai Yao to pack up her things in Zhongsheng Hutong and pack up all the necessary living supplies. Later, he will also go back to Zhongsheng Hutong to clean up, and then bring it to Bai Yao, they will have time to rehearse from tonight.

After calling Bai Yao, Huang Guolun finally breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, with Bai Yao suppressing Huang Tao, he didn't have to rack his brains so hard to fight with this kid.

"I'll go to Zhongsheng Hutong to pick you up Sister Bai Yao in a while, will you go?" asked Huang Tao.

"Go, of course!" Huang Tao is always very positive about picking up Bai Yao.

Huang Guolun talked to Mrs. Zhou about taking Bai Yao to a special rehearsal next week, and she will always live in Zixing Mansion. After that, I didn't let Huang Tao eat more, and drove Huang Tao back to Zhongsheng Hutong to clean up my things.

When he arrived at the old house in Zhongsheng Hutong and cleaned up, Huang Guolun took Huang Tao downstairs for a walk again, and took the kid to eat.

When the father and son were walking, they happened to meet the two fat parents in the next building who were also walking with the second fat.

The second fat was strolling around, while playing with the transformers that Huang Tao gave him, just like a baby, he still couldn't put it down after playing for so long.

Huang Guolun's ears are divine, and he can hear the conversation of the three people from a long distance.

I saw the second fat playing with Transformers, suddenly raised his fat face, and said to his father: "Dad, when I grow up in the future, I want to be like you." ”

The second fat mother was angry with the second fat: "Don't be like your father when you grow up, it's unproductive!"

The second fat father was unhappy: "I have a big fat son, why is there no interest?

The second fat smiled and said, "I'm like you, I can ask my mother for five yuan of pocket money every day." ”

The second fat dad almost fell to the ground when he heard it.

The second fat mother is like eating a copper bell, giggling and laughing.

Huang Guolun was also amused, and pulled Huang Tao: "Let's go, go over and say hello to your second fat brother." ”

Huang Tao hesitated, and the little chubby foot took a step forward and retreated.

Like a little adult, he sighed, he took Huang Guolun's big hand and walked in another direction, and read in his mouth: "Don't go, I'm afraid I can't help but care that he wants to go back to Transformers, that's what my grandmother bought for me, it's quite expensive." ”

Huang Tao's tone was very aggrieved, and he could hear that he was like a knife in the beloved toys of the children who gave him away.

It's so embarrassing, he can still send things out, and he can't help it, which makes Huang Guolun deeply pleased.

No matter how much he tosses, this kid is still very kind-hearted.

Hu stroked the fat bones on the back of Huang Tao's head, and Huang Guolun led Huang Tao to the other side for a walk.