Chapter 132: My Love Is Like a Bird
The sun was shining in the sky, the birds were chirping, the weather was so sunny today, and everyone went to school happily together.
After breakfast, Tang An and Sang Mengmeng changed into military training clothes, so that they didn't have to go to the locker room in the gymnasium to change again. Nanmao also wants to go out, so everyone goes out together.
Nan Mao looked at Tang An and Sang Mengmeng's camouflage uniforms and nodded, "The painting and design of this color was originally intended to confuse the enemy's reconnaissance and play a camouflage role in field combat." ”
"King Yingming!" Tang An faintly felt that it was necessary for him to continue to pat himself on the back, and the southern cat seemed to be useless before he could launch an attack on Tang An at any time.
But why, the southern cat seems to be particularly fond of attacking in the past two days, it wasn't like this before, is it puberty coming, so the heart is particularly hot?
This kind of thought is just a thought, Tang An didn't dare to ask Nanmao.
For Tang An's sycophant, Nan Mao just gave him a blank look, and then said: "Camouflage and confusion, reducing the size of individual units means that the possibility of being detected and exposed will be reduced. Like Sang Mengmeng, no matter what, the protrusions on the body are so obvious, there is no need to camouflage at all, on the battlefield, the enemy will definitely attack her chest, and at the same time, due to the attraction of female breasts to men, this is equivalent to strengthening the enemy's attack in disguise**. ”
"Do you have a big feud with my chest?" Sang Mengmeng sympathized with the cat, in fact, as a girl, although she often complains about the inconvenience of big breasts, but this inconvenience is actually based on the superiority of flat-chested girls, and Sang Mengmeng can also understand the resentment of flat-chested girls.
"I'm just analyzing and stating objectively. Nan Mao said disdainfully, "Why are the wars in human history dominated by men? It is because men do not use the burden of chests, and on the battlefield where it is necessary to make full use of any advantage, the less burden, the greater the hope of victory." Women can only use their breasts to do some confusing or assassinating work, mainly seducing alone...... To know. It's a timeless time when a girl like you rushes to the front of the enemy army and suddenly tears her clothes to expose her breasts. ”
Sang Meng was unbelievably cute, "What kind of thinking are you, why do I do that kind of stupid thing! A girl's boobs can only be given to a boy, do you understand?"
"Childish...... In a brutal war, you should cut off your chest when the enemy has an inherent impression of your body. Then install the weapon in the vacant position, so that you can launch a surprise attack. Nan Mao stared at Sang Mengmeng's chest and said, as if he was planning to help Sang Mengmeng modify his body.
It's like she's going to modify a mechanical cat warrior.
"This cat is really insane!" Sang Mengmeng hugged her hands to her chest with some fear.
A picture appeared in Tang An's mind, Sang Mengmeng unbuttoned his shirt, and then the two little white cats suddenly jumped, and the little pink dots turned into bullets **** out, or spewed out high-speed deadly white venom?
Oh my God, this picture is so obscene, what are you thinking? Nan Cat Neuropathy, don't follow the neuropathy yourself, what you think is more outrageous than what Nan Cat said.
Walking out of Wutong Lane, Lin Yuling's assistant. The middle-aged woman nodded to Tang An and the two girls, and she parked the car outside Wutong Lane and walked over.
Thinking of Lin Yuling again, Tang Anxin grabbed his hair weakly.
"Sang Mengmeng. When will you swear allegiance to me?" Standing in front of the road that symbolizes the development of human world civilization, the traffic of Nan Cat came and went, and he felt that it was time to expand his aggressive power.
"Why should I swear allegiance to you? Are you the embodiment of the five-star red flag?" Sang Mengmeng will not easily succumb to violence.
"There are some things, Tang An is responsible for telling you. Sang Mengmeng sneered, "This world, countless worlds, all cats and dogs should serve me as the king." ”
Sang Mengmeng tilted her head, although Nan Mao was still so annoying, but her original hostility seemed to be a little unfounded, and Nan Mao's feelings for Tang An were not the same as herself...... Nan Mao didn't seem to mind creating more opportunities for himself and Tang An to communicate.
"We'll talk about it in a moment. "Tang An and Sang Mengmeng plan to go all the way to the school, listening to Nan Mao's meaning, it should mean that he is authorized to tell Sang Mengmeng the background of the Beast Spirit Empire.
"I'm going to the zoo. Nan Mao said with a firm gaze.
"Oh, then you can take a taxi. Tang An thought about it, the route to the zoo by subway was more complicated, and he was worried that the southern cat would be lost.
Nan Cat shook his head, stretched out a thin finger, and tapped the tail of the Black Tiger Striker.
The Black Tiger Striker's tail stood up, and then let out a "whoosh" cry and quickly rushed forward.
Nan Cat carried the hem of his skirt and ran away after the Black Tiger Striker.
"It's the first time I've seen a southern cat run instead of walking. In Tang An's impression, except for being extremely agile and fast when launching an attack, Nan Mao seemed to be particularly elegant in everything he did at other times, in other words, it was slow and leisurely.
Tang An had the feeling that Nan Cat could also run, as if she had not mastered the skill of "running" before.
"I think I should buy more ordinary clothes for Nan Mao, she is too ostentatious to dress, the same as Lolita's mother. Sang Mengmeng was a little envious of the back of the cat, because even if the southern cat was running, her back also revealed a very elegant and noble temperament, which was not at all like chasing a black cat on the street, but like chasing a beautiful butterfly in the garden of some palace.
"Lolita Niang is Luo Niang, right?" Tang An knows this, because Zhang Yuying also has an interest in this area, that is, some girls will like skirts with gorgeous shapes and fluffy hems, these skirts basically come from several big brands in Japan, and the dressing style is a bit like the European style lady in Japanese anime.
"yes...... By the way, master, what does the Southern Cat King want you to tell me?" the cat left, and Sang Mengmeng asked about business.
Since he had obtained the authorization of Nanmao, Tang An told Sang Mengmeng about the origin of Nanmao and the matter of the Beast Spirit Empire.
The two of them stopped and talked all the way, and when they came to the school gate, they met Bai Yunxuan before stopping.
"I won't be loyal to the Southern Cat, you are my master. I'm only loyal to you!" Sang Mengmeng said loudly regardless of Bai Yunxuan beside her.
Bai Yunxuan was surprised and asked uncertainly, "What are you talking about...... What are the lines of the story?"
"It's a secret that we can't tell outsiders. Sang Mengmeng said apologetically.
Meng Meng's sincere and sorry look, Bai Yunxuan could only grit his teeth, this scheming.
It's really hard to tell Bai Yunxuan about this, so Tang An didn't want Bai Yunxuan to step down, just smiled, "It's nothing, just kidding." Let's go. ”
Walking to the gymnasium together, Tang An was in the middle, Sang Mengmeng naturally couldn't walk with Bai Yunxuan, the two girls were on the left and right.
"Bai Yunxuan, girls like gossip, right?" Sang Mengmeng turned his head sideways to Yun Xuan and asked.
Bai Yunxuan was vigilantly cute, and did not answer Sang Mengmeng immediately, Sang Mengmeng is the kind of girl who is very scheming, and accidentally fell into her trap. Today, Sang Mengmeng tied two double ponytails, as if she had specially tidied up her bangs, and also painted her eyelashes, which was more pure and cute.
The more I like to pretend to be a cute girl like this. The more scheming he is, Bai Yunxuan knows it very well.
"What's wrong?" Sang Mengmeng looked at Yun Xuan, and Bai Yunxuan had no choice but to reply, but his tone naturally revealed a lot of carelessness. The perfunctory feeling was full, indicating that he was not interested in talking to Sang Mengmeng.
"You said that you are always waiting for Tang An at the school gate, and others won't say anything?" asked Sang Mengmeng.
"Just encountered. "Men tend to speak for the weak. It is impossible that Sang Mengmeng has been targeting Bai Yunxuan, Tang An also helped Sang Mengmeng to target Bai Yunxuan, and she is either a girl she hates or is annoying.
"How can I have?" was said so directly, Bai Yunxuan was still a little embarrassed, his cheeks were slightly red, his eyes were Tang An, and he pursed his lips and said: "Besides, Tang An and I both went to school together in elementary and junior high school, who cares what others say?"
"It's different now, now that we've grown up after all, the two of us are accompanying Tang An like this, do you think it will be said that it will be said that the two daughters serve one husband, or the two daughters fight for the husband?"
Bai Yunxuan opened his mouth, his cheeks were crimson, after all, they were all girls under twenty, how could they say this kind of thing, let alone be said like this.
"You...... You don't have ...... shame" Bai Yunxuan stomped his feet in shame, turned around and walked away by himself.
Tang An Yunxuan left, and then tilted his head and looked expressionless.
Sang Meng grinned.
Tang An raised his hand and grabbed Sang Mengmeng's head, "Hey, why bother? I won't like her, after all, she is a classmate...... It's not easy to meet in the future. ”
"But you don't seem to care much about it now?" Sang Mengmeng squinted her eyes and grabbed Tang An's arm, "I am the most loyal little Wangwang, and I want to drive away all the scheming girls with impure motives around the master!"
"How do you know that people are not scheming? I don't have any place to make people scheming. "Tang An is very self-aware, he does have a few beautiful girls around him now, but none of them are his girlfriends...... Sang Mengmeng is a special case, in short, he is a little handsome and has not yet become the qualification for people to compete for it.
"Girls are like that...... If she finds that when she doesn't have a boyfriend yet, her ex-boyfriend is cheap again, she will be unbalanced, and she will especially want to take back her boyfriend from other women, but this does not mean how much she loves her ex-boyfriend, it is just a woman's mentality. Sang Mengmeng said seriously, "I will never let the same woman hurt you a second time!"
"All said, she's not my ex-girlfriend. Tang An was very helpless.
"Whether it's or not, in short, if someone wants to hurt you, I'll bite her to death!" Sang Mengmeng clenched his fists and jumped up and down, like a brave boxer.
"I'm not so unproductive, a real man, I won't be hurt by a girl. Tang An smiled slightly, even if he was hurt, it was only in the past, he grew up after all, similar things will not happen a second time, men's emotions are like this, if he is injured once, he will grow a little, he will converge a little, and he will no longer be so full of innocence and expectation. (To be continued......)