Chapter 92: Zhang Dadao's Pathos
In the town at the foot of Huangshan Mountain, there is a commercial street called Center Street, which runs through the east and west, and is the most prosperous street in the town. The real name of this street is Zhongshan Road, but in the habit of the people of the town, they still like to call it by the oldest name. The middle section of the street is cut off by a small river, and a stone bridge is built over it to connect the two sections of the central street. It's been over 100 years since the bridge was built, but it's still very strong.
In the past few days, there has been a new thing on the side of this bridge, and I don't know when a little Taoist priest came and set up a stall on the side of this bridge. The little Taoist priest's eyebrows are clear, but his tone is boundless, and the posture of an immortal descending to the earth makes the bored people in the town have a lot to talk about after dinner.
The town was originally very calm, and it was not on any transportation hub, so there were naturally few people coming and going. Not to mention such an interesting little Taoist, those boring three aunts and six women in this town, who live closer to each other have nothing to do, go to the little Taoist priest to tease them. If you want the people in the town to calculate the hexagram, this possibility is almost zero, but when it comes to money, these three aunts and six women can calculate more than Zhang Dadao.
There is a red and white wedding in the town and a fixed few old gentlemen to monopolize it, and the little Taoist priest who set up the stall has no one else except Zhang Dadao, and in this case, Zhang Dadao's head will explode. In the past few days, Zheng Wen has been happy to set up a stall, and his work efficiency has increased greatly, but Zhang Dadao feels that his brain is about to dry.
These three aunts and six mothers-in-law are not only unstoppable, but all of them are iron hens. No matter how Zhang Dadao fooled, this team of aunts listened to it as a joke, didn't pay half a dime, and made all kinds of gossip. After inquiring about Zhang Dadao's academic qualifications, he began to introduce Zhang Dadao to the daughter of the neighbor next door, the daughter of the fourth aunt or something. made Zhang Dadao so annoyed that his scalp stood up.
Finally, the aunts went back to prepare dinner, Zhang Dadao wiped the cold sweat on his head, gritted his teeth and scolded in a low voice: "Mother, I haven't earned a dime for three days, and these aunts know how to laugh." Is Poor Dao here to perform arts? You have to make money when you listen to cross talk, right?"
Zhang Dadao gritted his teeth and decided that he would not come to kill him tomorrow, and was kicking a tree next to him to vent. Wu Datou came over with a bag of vegetables, and asked while packing up Zhang Dadao's things: "Brother Dao Chief, how is the business today?"
Zhang Dadao sighed: "Alas, I'm unlucky, I can't live this day! I haven't gotten a dime, what a lesson! Heaven and earth are not kind! Charity is not for our monks! I have been beaten with blood, and no one wants 10 yuan for a hexagram." Do you want to have a 'two, two, all two' like the shabby shop opposite?"
Wu Datou said happily: "What you said, you have to consider the living standards of other people, 10 yuan is their day's food money." Didn't you listen to the loudspeaker on the other side?' You can't buy two dollars and suffer a loss, and you can't buy two dollars and be fooled.' 'You, you, I'm afraid that you will be deceived and you will add a piece. How can people be willing? If you don't believe it, forget it, anyway, Brother Long should be back in the next two days. ”
When Zhang Dadao heard this, he nodded again and again: "Okay! If I come again tomorrow, it is estimated that those aunts will have to bring those nieces or something, I have seen it, as far as their genes are concerned, the women they brought are enough to be the protectors of the law, and they have to be scared to death by the poor Dao!
As soon as Zhang Dadao heard that he didn't need to come again, he didn't even want the table, picked up his futon and pulled Wu Datou, who looked at the chair, and walked back. Back in the courtyard, Wu Datou took his six sons to cook, and Zhang Dadao sighed and sat down in his fixed position, leaning on the big tree to restore MP.
Zheng Wen stood behind the little fat man holding a notebook, looking at Zhang Dadao's appearance, and knew that he was unlucky again today. Zheng Wen also knew how to look at it, and immediately said: "You didn't gain anything today, don't you care, people in this small place have no vision, I don't know if you are a person with real ability? ”
Zhang Dadao shook his head and said: "You can't say that, people are still very discerning, isn't this also introducing me to a girlfriend! You see how accurate people are, the main reason is that they don't have money! If you want to make the poor road reduce the price, it is too cheap, I have ten yuan and they still don't count." Forget it, I won't go tomorrow anyway. ”
The little fat man interjected: "Senior Brother Tian, you have to understand that the people who have been fooled these years are all people with status, status and education, and it is impossible for these aunts to let them pay for it." ”
Zhang Dadao didn't pay attention to the fat man, this guy has worked hard in the past few days, which has made Zheng Wen's attitude towards the little fat man much better. Now I think that Liuzi is unhappy with Zhang Dadao like this, and his attitude towards the little fat man is much better than that of Zhang Dadao. Zhang Dadao sighed, didn't raise his eyelids, and said, "What about you?
The little fat man suddenly became energetic, and hurriedly said: "It's hard today! Dao Chief, we copied it this time." In the past few days, we've seen six or seven places where there may be fights! I've checked them all, and the possibilities are very high. Basically, even the age is locked, and I even found out the topographic map of the time, but if anyone has not been poured down, the harvest must be not small. ”
The little fat man used to think that this inverted fight was not as profitable as his live broadcast, but he was fooled by Zheng Wen every day in the past few days, so he was more concerned than others. I really think of this thing as a shortcut to making a fortune.
Zhang Dadao nodded and said, "Yo, that's pretty good." ”
Zheng Wen also spoke: "Although there are many places to find, it is not certain where there is really a fight. There are only three or five places where there are five main possibilities. Brother Long called yesterday and will arrive tonight, and we will discuss what to do when the time comes. ”
After everyone had dinner, the little fat man pulled Zhang Dadao to broadcast live in a double row as usual, and the little fat man has been playing games every day every day. also made up a name, called "Hanging and beating elementary school students with elementary school students", which made his popularity rise a lot. Zhang Dadao has no talent for games, and it is the most difficult to take him with him, in the words of the little fat man.
The audience of the little fat man also likes to watch Zhang Dadao play, after all, ordinary people can't be like him. Zhang Dadao himself doesn't feel anything, he likes to use Galen to jungle the most, and he can die in double digits almost every time. If wild monsters can be upgraded by killing people, it is estimated that even the little wolf can be raised by him to be a big dragon-level monster.
Zhang Dadao himself doesn't like to play this, and in his opinion, this game is really not interesting. I was tortured by the aunts for a day, and I had to be bullied by the AI to play a game at night, and this day was too miserable. So under normal circumstances, Zheng Wen and Wu Datou are still able to play.
Today is different, knowing that this ID card is about to arrive, Zhang Dadao's mood is very good. As soon as he was in a good mood, Zhang Dadao's performance was even lower, and a Galen was used by him to break through the sky, and the support collapsed wherever he could. The audience who provoked the little fat man exclaimed "the king of hind legs" again and again. pit the little fat man 5 times in a row, making his new trumpet win rate drop all the way.
Even when the little fat man couldn't bear it, there was a sudden sound of two long and one short horns outside the yard.