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In the sound of the audience muttering, the film finally got to the point.

A desert is projected on a white curtain, and then the camera moves to a white lamb jumping into the flock, a shepherd dressed in Arabian attire and carrying a peony-length J-shaped cane.

"What is this, cartoon"

"Lao Tzu's pants are off, you will show Lao Tzu this"

"This boss Zhen Nyima is naïve, what kind of special event is actually to show us cartoons"

"Don't look at it, don't look at it, this profiteer is just fooling people. ”

As he spoke, a few half-sized men stood up indignantly, turned around and walked out, feeling that their intelligence had been insulted. After all, there is not a decent animated blockbuster in the whole world, even if it is imported from Hollywood on the other side of the ocean, the plot is just as childish and outrageous, and it can only be watched and amused by children.

Hu Lei didn't react too much to the departure of several people, and he didn't open a black shop, so he came and went freely, after all, even in the world of experiencing dreams, although this film caused a great sensation and chain effect, there were many people who complained, criticized and even cursed.

The young men walked past Hu Lei, but as soon as they stepped out of the store, there was a burst of exclamations behind them.

"This idea, Jinnyima cow breaking. ”

"I'm convinced. ”

"Oh, I'll go, I suddenly have expectations for the follow-up plot, and the title of the film is despicable. ”

"Haha, believe me, this was done by the protagonist, a flying thief who is so handsome that he has no friends. ”

A few young people looked back in amazement, this Nima painting style is too different, less than a minute ago, everyone was still complaining, why did the public opinion change just as the brothers were about to leave.

Curious, they looked like the curtain in front of the bar.

On the screen, a little fat man was actually bounced off by the pyramid, and then everyone was shocked to find that the pyramid in front of them was actually a huge balloon, and the whole Egypt was furious, and even countries around the world sent heavy troops to protect their own landmarks.

When the broadcast shows that rows of tanks are guarding the Great Wall and shooting birds that have been passing by, the hall erupts in laughter again.

Several young people looked at each other, although it was a cartoon, although they only watched a few glances, but the plot seemed to be unexpectedly interesting.

No, you can't just leave.

However, when they wanted to return to their place, they were dumbfounded. Where there is any vacancy, at this time the shop is already full, just when they are together, the position will automatically be filled by others.

So what to do, what else to do, stand and watch.

Next, the main character, Gru, appears......

"I'll it, this won't be the protagonist. ”

"Who said just now that the protagonist would be a flying thief who is so handsome that he has no friends, you stand up, I promise not to beat you. ”

"You say, how do other people's heads look, Taitema looks like a braised egg, or a horizontal braised egg. ”

"No, I'm hungry when you say I'm hungry, boss, bring me some popcorn. ”

Hu Lei was in a cold sweat when he heard this, this is really nothing.

The foodie girl who shouted also seemed to realize that this was not in the movie theater, and smiled, "Boss, I'm bringing me an egg cake, it needs to be salty." ”

When Gru took out the balloon to coax the sad child, the girls couldn't help but let out a loving exclamation, as if they were all fans of this funny-looking guy for a moment, but the next moment this guy popped the balloon held by the child in his arms.

There is silence, and then the scene of Gru freezing the entire café just because he doesn't want to stand in line appears.

Only then did everyone realize that this Nima, no wonder the name of the film is despicable me, this thing is a real villain, but looking at that funny braised egg is hard to hate.

For those who are used to seeing the positive protagonist, this is simply a subversive viewing experience.

Next, when the three little girls selling cookies appear on the stage, and Gru talks to them through the door-mounted answering machine, the audience, especially the female audience, is once again stimulated.

Hu Lei was not surprised by this, after all, any of those three little girls were cute beings who wanted to rub their faces in their arms, but ......

Hmph, the earthlings of the fish lips, the real cute thing hasn't appeared yet.

Subsequently, Gru's plan to steal the moon was put on the agenda......

"Jiao, how did the brains of stealing the moon grow?"

"You should ask how the screenwriter's brain grows. ”

"I thought that stealing the pyramid was already too bad, but now I want to steal the moon, and the screenwriter's brain hole has really broken through the sky. ”

"Please take the knees of lowly mortals like us. ”

For the first time in Hu Lei's world, a group of adults screamed because of the plot of an animation.

However, it's not over yet......

When Gru enters the secret base and still summons the Minions......

"Wow, what the hell is this?"

"Capsule banana essence, but I'm the only one who thinks they're cute?"

"I think, I think, stupid, cute, stupid, wow, haha, you see that one hammer smashed on the head of his companion, they are so stupid. ”

"Mom, I'm all guilty of intensive phobias, but these little ones are so cute, I really want to adopt one. ”

Hu Lei stood aside with a smile, although the film has only been played for more than ten minutes now, but everyone's attention is completely attracted by it, no one wants to leave, Hu Lei even saw a girl who had drunk two bowls of mung bean soup in one breath before was being amused by the Minions while trembling, she was not afraid of any accidents.

So far, it seems that the customers are very satisfied with this effect, and Hu Lei is also satisfied, the only unpleasant thing is that everyone's attention seems to be attracted to the Minions, and they have forgotten to eat. But it doesn't matter, he believes that as long as he engages in more similar activities in the future, the comrades in front of him will definitely send him a lot of small money very politely.

"Hu Lei, it looks good, your idea is great. Just when Hu Lei was crooked and couldn't help himself, Gu Qianqian came over.

"Hehe, I didn't expect it to work so well. Hu Lei faked modesty, and then asked, "Don't you think it's boring when you don't look at it?"

Gu Qianqian shook her head, "I want to wait for Xiaoxiao to come back from school and watch it with her." ”

So that's the case, the bear child should like the Minions, and maybe they will ask for an adoption.

"Hey, boss, move the mouse. ”

At this moment, I don't know who interrupted Hu Lei's thoughts with a shout, he looked up and was greeted by a pair of angry eyes, a kind of anger that was interrupted by passion.

I remember that Hu Lei and Qi Qi went out to travel again, and I don't know if the sound insulation of the hotel was too poor, or the girl in the next room was too loud, the high-pitched shouting of the restless person screamed for half an hour without stopping, and Hu Lei had no choice but to run to the next door and knock on the door, and in the next half an hour, the girl next door did not scream again, but a man howled in the corridor for more than ten minutes, the anger and depression that had nowhere to vent were so similar to the emotions contained in the eyes of everyone in front of him.

Thinking of this, Hu Lei Jiling shuddered, and then quickly moved the mouse to let the video continue to play.

Perhaps Hu Lei's good luck ran out completely, and after more than half an hour, the screen went black again.

And at this time, the plot of Gru's fight with the villain because of the three little Lori, this Nima is the climax of the whole film, and the audience's emotions can be imagined, whether this Nima can watch a good movie.

Hu Lei once again felt the anger of the crowd, and said that the anger of the public should not be committed, and this was definitely not fooling people, that is, he was bold, and if he didn't do it well, he would be scared to pee directly.

However, he is also very wronged now, the video is still playing normally on the computer, but there is no image on the projection.

The device is broken

As soon as Hu Lei flashed this idea in his heart, he was rejected by himself, because he suddenly remembered another thing......

Last night, the commercial street property issued a notice, and the notice read, "Because of the circuit maintenance from 3 pm to 6 pm this Monday, the whole commercial street will be out of power, please prepare backup power in advance to avoid affecting daily operations." ”

Thinking of this, Hu Lei's face turned blue, this Nima, how could he forget such an important thing. Looking back at the audience who had been waiting impatiently, he silently calculated in his heart what would happen if he told them that he could not continue to play because the film was suspended.

Whether it is torn into ten pieces or eight pieces, this Nima makes no difference at all!