One Hundred and Forty-Nine: Nezha Who Died (Ask for the First Order)
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Seeing that his son had really gone to find the old dragon king, King Tota hurriedly brushed on the barrage:
"Wu'er, hit lightly in a while, don't break the Dragon King, when the time comes, the Jade Emperor will blame you, but no one will take the blame for you!"
"......Li Tianwang, I just want to know if Nezha is your own son?" Zhang Dongjun was completely speechless to the Li family's father and son. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
In this shot, Nezha is holding a fire-tipped spear in his hand, pointing at the shrimp soldiers and crab generals in front of the Dragon Palace and saying: "Quickly call the old dragon king out, and say that this immortal has come to visit him with 60,000 immortal friends." ”
The shrimp soldiers and crabs outside the door saw that Nezha, the plague god, had come to make trouble again, and hurriedly ran into the Dragon Palace to report to the Dragon King.
At this time, the dragon king was hugging the thin waist of the mussel essence, up and down with his hands, constantly teasing.
Just as he was about to enter the theme, a shrimp soldier ran in with a rolling belt, but he happened to meet the dragon king carrying the dragon mother on his back and doing something shameful with the clam spirit.
The shrimp soldier hurriedly knelt on the ground: "The dragon king spares his life, the dragon king spares his life." The little one didn't see anything, didn't see anything. ”
The dragon king was disturbed by a shrimp soldier, got up from the clam spirit, and said angrily: "Bastard!
The shrimp soldier kowtowed a few times, and said with a panicked expression: "Dragon King, the little one has something important to report, please be kind to the Dragon King." ”
After hearing this, the dragon king said with a straight face: "What's the matter, so urgent?
"Qiyu Dragon King, it's not His Royal Highness the Prince, it's Nezha's kid who is making trouble again. He also said that he brought 60,000 immortal friends to see you. ”
When the dragon king heard this, Long Yan was furious: "Damn Nezha Xiao'er, since the live broadcast was opened, I have been bullying my dragon clan twice in three days, and now I have actually bullied this king, let Prime Minister Gui gather an army to go out with me to have a look." ”
While Nezha was waiting for the Dragon King, he kept answering the audience's questions with Love Crazy 56.
Red Boy: "I've already guessed the ending, the Dragon King will definitely be beaten badly." ”
Lu Dongbin: "Fight the dragon king, beat him ten punches, I will swipe an immortal coin!" When our eight immortals crossed the sea, this dragon king actually obstructed him in every way, and he deserved it!"
Lei Gong: "If Nezha beats the Dragon King, I guess his live broadcast room will definitely be blocked by Wenqu Xing." If you don't block me from molesting the queen mother live!"
Lan Caihe: "Upstairs, I'll serve you!" has taken a screenshot and is being sent to the Jade Emperor." ”
Land Prince: "A screenshot has been taken, and it is being sent to the Jade Emperor!"
Stove King: "Screenshot has been taken, and it is being sent to the Jade Emperor!"
“.…..”
Zhang Dongjun watched the live broadcast, and kept thinking in his heart, if he started a live broadcast in the world, would he be able to attract immortals to watch, and when the time came, he would perform a few more shows, and he would definitely be able to trick a wave of immortal coins.
Just when Zhang Dongjun was thinking about it, thousands of shrimp soldiers and crab generals instantly appeared outside the Dragon Palace, surrounding Nezha.
The Dragon King walked out majestically, pointed at Nezha and said, "Li family child, don't be presumptuous here, leave quickly, otherwise I will teach you a lesson in place of your father!"
Nezha held a fire-tipped spear, danced a spear flower in front of him, and said with a disdainful face: "Old thing, I kindly brought 60,000 immortal friends to see you, are you putting up such a battle, are you going to make trouble?"
The Dragon King was speechless, and thought to himself: "What do you mean that I want to make trouble, is it obvious that you want to make trouble?" ”
Seeing that the Dragon King did not answer, Nezha continued to speak: "Could it be that this is the hospitality of your Dragon Palace? ”
Nezha said this, and the barrage began to fry again.
God of Wealth: "This is too, I'm convinced!"
Erlang God: "Nezha, your kung fu of reversing black and white makes the Dragon King directly confused, haha!"
Door God: "Looking at the innocent look of the Dragon King, I want to laugh!
Zhang Dongjun also smiled secretly when he looked at it, and thought to himself: "This Nezha didn't come to the world to be a professional porcelain toucher, it was a waste of his talent." ”
Nezha, this guy started to fight without saying a word, and rushed directly to the Dragon King after speaking, and just when he was about to make a move, Wen Quxing entered the channel and sent three messages in a row.
"There is banned content in your live broadcast room, please adjust it immediately, otherwise you will be banned and punished!"
"There is prohibited content in your live broadcast room, please adjust it even if you adjust it, otherwise you will be banned and punished!"
“.…..”
Nezha was fighting with the shrimp soldiers at this time, where could I still see the information of Wenqu Xing, within two minutes, the live broadcast room went directly black, and no longer showed any pictures.
But the barrage is still rolling.
Lei Gong: "Haha, I'm right, this has been sealed before it has been fought!"
Erlang God: ", Nezha has played Dafa this time." Three minutes of silence!"
King Tota: "Don't cry, my son, come into the arms of your father!"
Jin Zha: "Third brother, don't be afraid. Let's apply for the trumpet and make a comeback. ”
God of Food: "Nezha, remember to record the scene of the dragon king beating! I'll give you a reward when the time comes!"
Zhang Dongjun saw that Nezha's live broadcast room was blocked, so he had no choice but to quit.
Then he looked at the time in the lower right corner of the computer, and before he knew it, it was already noon.
He closed the computer, got up and moved his muscles and walked towards the kitchen, cooked four bowls of noodles, and specially added two eggs to the little Taoist.
After a few people had a brief lunch, Zhang Dongjun was getting up to clean up the dishes and chopsticks, when the phone in his pocket rang.
He took out his mobile phone and saw that it was a call from Ning Zhiyun.
"Hey, Zhiyun, do you miss me so soon?" Zhang Dongjun quipped.
"When I think beautifully, I think of others. ”
Zhang Dongjun heard that Ning Zhiyun was thinking about others, and he immediately became nervous.
"What? Who is that person in your heart, report the name, I will duel with him!"
Ning Zhiyun saw that Zhang Dongjun was so nervous, and said with a smile: "Okay, I'm kidding you." Aren't I going to your house tomorrow, I can't go empty-handed, right? I'm wondering what your parents like. Would you like to go shopping with me in the afternoon? ”
When Zhang Dongjun heard that Ning Zhiyun was joking with himself, and later said that his tone was slightly coquettish when he let him accompany him shopping, his heart was relieved, and his hanging heart was relaxed: "No problem, isn't it just shopping, little meaning!"
The two chatted briefly, Zhang Dongjun washed the dishes and went to the bathroom to take a shower, found the casual suit that Ouyang Yalan gave him last time, and dressed up carefully.
The little Taoist priest teased on the side: "Little brother is dressed up so handsomely, which sister are you going to ask for? Is it Sister Liu Xue next door, or Sister Aili next door?"
"Oh Mida Buddha, little benefactor, the ancients said: If you have a red face, you will become a disaster if you have more women. However, Liu Shizhu and Li Shizhu are very good people, it is really difficult to choose. Alas, it is better to take refuge in my Buddha and cut off the love thread. Erdeng shook his head and said.
"Labor and management are going to see girlfriends, don't talk nonsense, Sister Liu Xue and Sister Aili I treat them as sisters. Don't go out and talk nonsense!" Zhang Dongjun said with disdain as he looked at the two of them.
The little Taoist priest smiled and said, "Although you think so, Xiao Dao can see that the two young ladies have a good impression of you. If you don't like them, make it clear to them as soon as possible, don't break the hearts of the two young ladies at that time. ”
Zhang Dongjun was stunned for a moment after listening to the little Taoist's words, and after thinking about it carefully, what he said was really a bit right.
But he wouldn't be stupid enough to explain things, and maybe he wouldn't even be able to be a friend when the time comes.
"I see, if I don't come back in the evening, you can go out and eat by yourself. After Zhang Dongjun finished speaking, he walked out of the room directly. (To be continued.) )