Chapter 336
"Flutter Lala~~~" Bai Yu's fist can't be said to be unhappy, but before he can get close to Si'er's face, he was opened by Si'er lightly, it's really a strong hand!
Si'er said angrily: "What are you doing to beat people? You have the ability to play cards, you like to be played, just now, I can see that your ability is quite good, but I don't understand? Why don't you use your good skills in a legitimate career?"
"I'm angry," Bai Yu's anger also came up: "What is a legitimate cause?
"What else can there be? Poker. Si'er's expression was quite serious, making people feel that he was answering your question seriously.
"Poker is a serious career? Leng Feng said happily: "I'm playing with the thunder ability, and you gave him a thunderbolt today." ”
"Playing poker is a serious career" Si'er said, shuffling and cutting the poker cards in his hand to play more than ten tricks, compared to the poker magician, there is no better, it looks very interesting.
"There are articles in poker," Si'er said while playing cards: "There are not only articles in poker, but also mathematics, calendars, logic, and ethics......
"You wait a while" Leng Zhong couldn't help but ask: "You just said that poker has mathematics, calendar, and logic, well, I can barely say it, because I also know how to play poker, and there are indeed some ways to go back in it." As for what you're talking about, what do you mean by the people in poker?
"The KQJ in poker, isn't it the K emperor, the Q queen and the J prince, the family is on it, hum, isn't it human?" Si'er said disdainfully.
The young generals looked at each other, and Si'er said: "Poker is a country, and playing poker is equivalent to governing the country." ”
"You fart" Leng Wuya couldn't stand it, he didn't have much interest in any game, especially poker. He felt that playing poker was a waste of time. Consumes energy, and is meaningless, Si'er came to this sentence: Playing poker is equivalent to governing the country, and it's strange that Leng Wuya doesn't feel disgusted when he listens.
Leng Wuya said angrily: "Playing poker makes people lose their minds. How can it be compared with governing a country. You're addicted. You can't talk nonsense, I, I think you're just a little beaten. ”
"The KQJ in poker. Isn't it Emperor K, Queen Q and Prince J, the whole family is on it, hum, I said, there are emperors, queens and princes, what is not a country? Playing poker is not playing a country, well, what is not governing the country? You, are you reasonable?" Si'er argued strongly.
With his words, the young generals ran out of power again......
"Playing poker can have family planning," Si'er said again.
"You fart" Qin Shou listened awkwardly, Qin Shou lost his parents since he was a child, and he had no brothers and sisters, he was lonely, he longed for a brother or sister or something, it was really not good, cousins and brothers and sisters were okay, but unfortunately, he didn't have anything, so he was quite disgusted with family planning, and when he heard what Si'er said, playing poker can be family planning, he couldn't help but feel angry.
"Playing poker has a bird relationship with TM's family planning, you are really sick, I think you will be used for an abortion. ”
"I fart? Hmph, you know a fart. Si'er pointed at Qin Shou unconvinced and said: "The KQJ in poker, is it the K emperor Q queen and J prince?ah, isn't it? Since it is, then the problem is not coming, you take a good look at whether this K emperor Q queen gave birth to J This prince, yes or no? I think yes, not only I think it is, but the big guys look at it, K Emperor Q Queen gave birth to J, a prince, a couple and a baby, the whole family clapped and laughed haha, is it family planning? Ah, you can't deny it, hum ......"
"This" Qin Shou was speechless, his face flushed, and the other young generals were speechless.
Seeing that the young generals were speechless for a long time, Si'er smiled happily, and seemed to be talking to himself: "There are not only so many names in poker, but also ...... to eat" After that, he shook his head left and right to look at everyone, and saw that no one paid attention to him, so he continued: "There is a lot of food in poker, well, there are stuffy chickens, arch pigs, and, you can also fish, you see, fishing with poker, hee-hee, it's always fun...... lala."
"Are you still finished?" Bai Yu finally got angry again: "No one pays attention to you, can't you see it?" If you want to die, squeak, I will fulfill you." ”
"I'm just looking for death" Si'er competed with each other: "If you have the ability, you beat me to death with poker." ”
"Okay" Bai Yu couldn't help it, and as he spoke, he hit Si'er with another quick punch......
"Playing poker...... Si'er shouted weirdly, and raised the playing cards in his hand towards Bai Yu, Bai Yu felt that there was chaos in front of him, and then he suddenly pounced......
"Hey, what kind of place is this" Bai Yu entered a strange place, and all the young generals around him also disappeared.
But between the gray sky and the earth, countless playing cards the size of one person were hovering in mid-air, and the big playing cards looked soft, almost not like playing cards, very much like soft handkerchiefs, or napkins......
Bai Yu felt like a dream, so he put the back of his hand on his mouth and bit it, not to mention, he really felt pain, which means that he is not dreaming at the moment, he has indeed entered a different space.
Bai Yu looked at this messy space, and felt that compared to his own colorful space, this place was simply rubbish, and couldn't help but laugh dumbly......
"Yes, yes, this is my poker space, okay, it's playing, it can be very, very specific. "It's Si'er's voice, but I don't see a human figure.
Whew~~~, I saw a King of spades and an ace of spades floating over two big cards overlapping, and Si'er's words sounded: "Hee-hee, blackjack." I won. ”
"Phew" Bai Yu snorted hatefully, and then, Bai Yu began to search for the surrounding playing cards, and finally found the big and small kings, Bai Yu grabbed them, it felt like grasping two pieces of fluttering silk, and there was no weight, Bai Yu didn't consider those, took advantage of the situation to pinch them together, and shouted: "Rocket lift-off ~~~" and threw it to the King of spades and Aces of spades......
"What?" Si'er's voice was puzzled but full of surprise: "It's time to change the way." Good. Fight the landlord, fight the landlord, as long as you play with me, come and ......"
Call~~~
A set of cards appeared in front of Bai Yu's eyes, and it was a grass flower with three twos from A to K: "Hee-hee." I robbed the landlord. I doubled and doubled. Well, double it again, I'm a big straight. A handful of cards come out, see what you do?"
"Okay" Bai Yu grabbed the red heart A and red heart K not far away, and shouted: "Blackjack, I won." ”
"Wow," Si'er's voice said angrily: "Why don't you play cards according to the routine?"
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When Yuqing heard Yumi's question, he also thought about it, yes, how could they have so many descendants. frowned: "You really can't answer your question, you said that we also came out of the fairy world, but I have seen too much, it is not easy to have descendants in the fairy world." ”
Yu Wei nodded: "Yes, or they don't cultivate immortals?"
Yuqing shook his head: "You are confused, have you forgotten, why we are here, it is because they sucked the spiritual veins we brought from the immortal world, we came, and they were able to absorb the spiritual veins." In other words, they are cultivating, and they have seen it just now. ”
Yu Wei nodded: "Yes, I was a little biased in my hurry just now, but now the problem is back, since they are cultivating, how did the child come from?"
Yuqing smiled: "Let's go back with them, and the adults of their family may know when we see them." ”
Yuwei nodded: "That's right, wait a while, you can meet the adults in their family." ”
They were talking in the sky, and the hundred and ten children below were also discussing while rushing back, Li Ao frowned: "Are the two of them the immortals in this underground?"
Li Lao Er shook his head when he heard this: "No, I've only heard of immortals in the sky, and I've never heard of immortals going underground. ”
Li Laosan disagreed: "Second brother, what you said is not right, we have all seen it, the breath on their bodies is very comfortable, it shouldn't be a demon cultivator." ”
Li Siyi laughed when he heard this: "Third brother, you haven't seen the demon cultivators, how do you know what kind of aura they will have?"
Li Laosan thought for a while: "In my inheritance, there are some vague concepts, demon cultivation is dark, and it is not as beautiful as a human existence. ”
As soon as Li Laosan finished speaking, the little parrot came out to interrupt: "Third brother, your statement is not right, if this group of you is of this standard, then our little fourth brother and little grandfather here have to be said to be demon cultivators, by the way, there is also the legendary Uncle Xiao Yu, how good-looking they are." ”
After the little parrot finished speaking, Li Laosan glared at him: "Xiao Wu, who is your daughter-in-law, how can you look good at other men!"
When the little parrot heard Li San say that he was his daughter-in-law, his face turned red: "Third brother, what are you talking about." ”
Li Laosan also blushed, and he hurriedly said what was in his heart just now, but fortunately, the little parrot was not angry. Xiaowen looked at Li Si: "Xiaosi, depending on what they mean, it's not that they want to be difficult for us, or with their strength, they will tie us up now, how good it is to be in front of grandpa." ”
Li Siyi's eyes lit up when he heard this: "Yes, so they won't attack us?"
Li Ao nodded: "They don't necessarily have to make a move on us, but they must want to get some compensation, or they won't come out." ”
Yuqing and Yubi listened to them in the sky, the two looked at Le, Yuqing said: "These children really think right, we really want some compensation." ”
Yu Wei also smiled: "Yes, I just want to know what those shiny things in their bag are, there is a lot of energy in them, but they are not the spars of the fairy world, we have been on the ground for hundreds of years, how did we not know that there would be so many things on the ground that can be improved." ”
Yuqing also nodded: "Yes, I didn't know before." We have also traveled all over this earth, and only found this place where we can seal the aura a hundred years ago, which means that in the past hundred years, so many energy stones have appeared on the earth, could it be that we skipped it before?"
Yu Wei shook his head: "It shouldn't be, these energy stones, I think there are not a few of them, each of them has a lot on their bodies, and they are of different colors and different energies, if there were really on the ball before, it would be impossible for us not to notice them with our cultivation." ”
Yuqing thought for a moment: "In other words, in the past hundred years, there have been some things on the earth that have exceeded our imagination. And we realize that their bodies are not just just about cultivating, they also have another kind of energy in their bodies. Similar to the power stones they carry. ”
Yu Wei nodded: "Yes, moreover, I have also seen that they can use all kinds of energy, some can breathe fire, some can spit water, that is, the energy in the five elements, most of them can be manipulated, and some people can manipulate more than two." But they didn't use any spells. ”
Yuqing became serious when he heard this: "Yes, not only that, they are good human beings, but they are human beings that we have come into contact with before, there is a clear difference, not to mention anything else, let's just talk about this appearance, even if I believe in monks before, it is impossible to run all over the ground in vain." ”
Yubi explained when she heard it, "Is it because they are demon beasts?"
Yuqing shook his head: "No." Even if we are in the fairy world, the demon beasts may have some demon power, but they will not understand so many things when they are just full moon, and there are four of them who are not demon beasts, they are pure human children, and they are stronger than the fairy children we have seen. ”
Yu Wei nodded: "Yes, it's not just strong, don't you hear? That little four, actually married that young man named Xiaowen, although the two of them haven't broken Jingyang yet, but they really understand the love affair between their husbands and husbands, and the feelings between them are like lovers." ”
When Yuwei said this, Yuqing also said: "Yes, it's not just a couple of them, I think that Li San and the little parrot next to him also get along very well." ”
Yu Wei laughed: "I really didn't expect that the earth is like this now, in our immortal world, how many ancestors have practiced for tens of millions of years, and they have never thought of finding a Taoist couple, but these children, they have just been full moon, and they have begun to find daughters-in-law for themselves one by one." ”
Yuqing also smiled when he heard this: "Yes, for example, our two senior brothers have also practiced for so long, and they have come here to practice together, and they have never thought of finding a Taoist companion and someone to be our companion." (To be continued......)