On the way back to base

"Let's go" Leng Wuya pulled Bai Yu and beckoned to the other young generals.

"It's long overdue" Bai Ling pointed to the Taibao and said, "What kind of stuff are these, damn, bad habits." ”

"No, let's get as far away from them as possible, so as not to be contaminated with their bad habits, and when the time comes, it will be difficult to change. Bai Shi agreed with his brother's opinion, and as he spoke, the young generals began to stride towards the base under the leadership of Leng Wuya, leaving aside those bastards Taibao......

"Daddy, Daddy". As soon as he walked out of the short distance, Shabi ran to Bai Yu's side, and regardless of Leng Wuyan's feelings, he said directly: "Uncle, it's quite hard to watch you walk, otherwise, I'll carry you on my back, and I'm grateful to you for giving birth to me." ”

"What's the matter?" Bai Yu said slightly angrily: "Didn't you say that you shouldn't call me Grandpa?" Abi, why are you so unremembered, only this once, I hope I will never hear you call me that again, what grandpa is not grandpa, I feel old-fashioned when I listen to it." ”

"Did you hear that?" Leng Wuya patted Shabi's shoulder affectionately: "It's been a while since we were adults, and it's time to be self-respecting, our team is all brothers, there is no elder and younger, if there is a distinction between the elder and the young, well, take too much into account, and the number of etiquette is complicated, then, many things can't be done, what do you think?"

"But?" Shabi may have insisted even more, Qin Shou came from behind, scolded him and said, "I usually think you are very smart, why do you make a fool at a critical moment, and tell you not to scream, don't scream." You still call me the second grandfather, from now on, you are willing to call, and I will not interfere with you, but please don't call me in front of my little brother, in that case, in fact, I am very embarrassed. ”

"You pull it down, you" Shabi shook his head and said: "Uncle Daddy won't let me call it, and you, the so-called second grandfather, will naturally be spared, and you will not think about it in the future." I'm starting the seal today. No, it's a change of words, I call my grandfather a handsome grandfather, yes, a handsome grandfather. ”

"Are you still finished?" Bai Yu said angrily, "Don't call any elder father." You and I are both peers. This makes it seem intimate. It seems that you and I are very young, how good it is, from the outsider's point of view. It also saves a lot of misunderstandings. ”

"Then what should I call you?" Shabi was completely entangled, looking very stupid, and obsessed: "Then I call you handsome, or handsome?"

"Whatever you want" Bai Yu was confused: "As long as there is no distinction between the young and the old." ”

"Why is there no distinction between the young and the old?" Leng Wuya smiled and said to Bai Yu: "If he wants to call you handsome father, then you are his grandfather, if he calls you handsome father, then you are his father, do you say there is a difference between young and old?"

"Wow" Bai Yu jumped up angrily: "If you don't want to be an elder, it's good if you don't want to be an elder, I'll seal the two, Shabi, you come over to me, I, I'm going to tear your mouth first, and then beat you back to the zombie pile." ”

"Don't, don't" Shabi covered her mouth in fright and ran away.

"Don't, don't run. Qin Shou looked at Shabi's back, laughed and shouted: "The little brother is not willing to be an elder for you, don't worry, I'll be an elder for you, you, you just call me a handsome grandfather, hehe, hehe, maybe, my heart is hot, maybe I will give you some New Year's money." ”

Shabi had already run to the back of the team, and across many people, he sent a message to Qin Shou: "Phew"

"Who has the New Year's money? Give it to me, hurry up and give me ......"

An old voice came, and a small old man in black clothes and black pants suddenly appeared in front of Qin Shou's eyes, a small old man in black clothes and black pants, thin and withered, pale and snow-white hair, but with strange eyes and golden light.

"Mom, I'm scared......" Qin Shou patted his chest, looking exaggerated and frightened.

"You, where did you come from? Why didn't you have any warning beforehand?" Qin Shou asked the little old man with the puzzled eyes of the young generals.

"And," the little old man pouted disdainfully: "Come on, come on, what sign you want, it doesn't matter, let me ask you? Where is the New Year's money you just shouted? What currency is it? Is it gold or silver? Is it copper money or paper money? Is it US dollars or pounds? Is it Vietnamese dong or Thai baht? Hurry up, say. ”

"Wow~~~~~Rely on ~~~~" Qin Shouwan didn't expect that he wanted to make fun of Shabi, to put it bluntly, it was a little cheap, but he didn't want to shout out such a monster to suppress the New Year's money, Qin Shou secretly shouted: Where do I have any New Year's money, I hope that someone can give me some New Year's money, there is no New Year's money, the crushed money, it's okay.

"I don't have any money, I don't have any currency, I don't have any currency, what I just shouted is just playing with my brother." Qin Shou said frankly.

"What, are you making trouble?" The little old man was immediately angry, and he grabbed Qin Shou's collar: "Do you dare to make fun with money? What are you? Are you worthy of almighty money? Tell you, it is illegal to play around with money, it is a great crime, it is heinous, it is difficult to write, do you know what money is? Money is the universe." ”

"You're not right...... Leng Mastiff Mo came over, and without hesitation, he wanted to pull the little old man's hand away from Qin Shou's clothes, Leng Mastiff's skill is said to be not low, but, here, Leng Mastiff Mo has exhausted what he has learned in his life, but he can't shake the little old man's arm for half a minute......

Qin Shou also saw it, and said with a wry smile: "Mastiff, don't work hard, alas, I have the eyes of an eagle, the ears of a wolf, the speed of a leopard, and the strength of a bear, but I am ashamed, I can't twist this thin old man, I struggled for a long time just now, I really can't ......"

Hearing this, Leng Mastiff Mo let go of his hand, but he still had to be reasonable, he came, mainly to be reasonable, Leng Mastiff Mo glared at the little old man angrily, and roared: "Money is not the universe, Wang, how can the universe use money to buy and sell, tell you to remember, Wang, the dog is the universe, Wang, Wang, Wang, Wang, Wang......, Wang, Wang, Wang,

"What?" The little old man let go of the hand that grabbed Qin Shou, and Qin Shou couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. Alas, but he was relieved, Qin Shou moved his shoulders, firstly, he wanted to thank Leng Mastiff for his rescue, and secondly, he was also angry with this little old man, so he also coaxed: "That's right, a dog can be a universe." ”

"You guys, you ????" The little old man's already pale right cheek was flushed with anger: "What is your relationship with Shi'er? He is a dog demon and a dog, why do you care about him? Is it okay to make more money with that effort? Although it is the end of the world now, the end of the world is also the world, and the world is the truth, try to implement it." That's the truth. Isn't all this for money, money is the universe, what is there to object?"

"Huh. Money is the universe, but I've never heard of it. But I've heard of it. Coffee beans are the universe. The restless Bai Yu smiled and came to join in the fun again.

"You don't support San'er and cheer him up" The little old man glared at Bai Yu angrily: "Where can I buy coffee beans if I don't have money?" Is there anything else to say about this? Money is the universe. ”

"The surface is the universe, and the universe has to eat. Otherwise, if you starve the universe, then who wants to be the universe Wow, hehe. Qin Shou pulled out a piece of 'raw noodles' from the copper jar behind him with a hippie smile, put it in his mouth and chewed it, smiling wickedly and looking at the little old man.

"You don't come to this set" The little old man turned his angry gaze to Qin Shou again: "Don't you have to buy that side with money?" You, you are just as stupid as Liu'er, that Liu'er has no interest, and you are the same, no profit, I solemnly declare now: Money is the universe." ”

"Money is the universe, how can it be?" The smart and open-minded Leng Zhong naturally couldn't be idle: "What you just said is good, money is not omnipotent, but it is impossible to treat money as the universe, and I have heard that poker is the universe, why......?

"You fart" The little old man trembled angrily: "It seems that you have been poisoned by Si'er's poker, there is a fart in the poker, phew, not even a fart, what Qianzhongsu, Golden House, Yan Ruyu, hum, where did the poker come from?" These things are only in the money, as long as you have money, it is equivalent to what you want, not only can you have a thousand Zhongsu, the golden house, Yan Ruyu, you can also have, well, two thousand Zhongsu, two golden houses, two Yan Ruyu, and, you go back and tell Si'er that his playing cards are also bought with money, what right does he have to call the poker is the universe, money is the universe, money is the universe, the universe, the universe, the universe, the universe, the universe, the universe, the universe, the universe, ......the universe, the universe, the universe, the universe, the universe, the universe,

base

The two of them wanted to ask to marry, but the grandsons of these two people, how dare they pretend, they just started to show it, out to convince everyone of their abilities, and now the means are also revealed, originally thinking that they could scare people and make things happen for two people, adding a little points.

I didn't expect this family to play cards according to common sense. When you see a strong one, shouldn't you know how to avoid its edge? Why does his grandfather still rush straight up, looking so beautiful, but his temper is really bad, I don't say that I offended people today.

Maybe how will they clean themselves up in the future, Yuqing and Yubi stood there in a mood like a roller coaster, but what should be said still has to be said, Yubi stepped forward: "Grandpa, we fell in love with Li Ao and Li Er, and I ask you to agree that they will form a Taoist couple with the two of us." ”

As soon as Yu Wei said the names of Li Ao and Li Er, Old Man Li and Old Man Leng were relieved, I was really afraid that they would fall in love with Li Si, and even if they fell in love with Li San, they couldn't do it, now Xiao San and Xiao Parrot, the two of them are fighting hotly, no accident, their pair has also become.

After listening to them, Old Man Li was settled, his anger was smooth, and he was more full, Yuwei saw Old Man Li's style, and knew that it was done, and this Grandpa Li also took a fancy to them, at least until now, he didn't have any objection to them, or he wouldn't bring out the parents' style.

Li Min was anxious when he heard this: "What's the matter, you have taken a fancy to the eldest and second?"

B Er also looked at his two sons, and compared them with other children, and nodded in his heart, these two people have a good vision, in addition to his fourth son, the eldest and the second are the best, and it is no wonder that they will pick their two sons.

Li Min saw Yi Er's proud look, and stretched out his hand to twist him: "What's the situation now!

Li Ao and Li Er didn't expect that these two masters would choose them as Taoist companions, Li Ao frowned: "Two immortals, if you want us to compensate because we have absorbed your spiritual veins, we can definitely compensate you if we can do it, but your proposal is not very good." ”

Old man Li listened to his grandson's words, so he didn't speak, no matter what, this matter is his grandson's business, but from the bottom of his heart, Old Man Li is a little optimistic, first, the ability of these two people is obvious to all, and second, the appearance of these two people and his grandson also match.

The last point is that these two people are still very pure, and they can be trusted at a glance. If you give them two children, there will be countless benefits. It would be better to bring the two grandsons to the heavenly realm, and now that the earth is like this, it will be counted as one if one can escape.

Yu Wei saw that Li Ao in his picture was questioning them, his face turned white, and he hurriedly said: "My junior brother and I have been practicing in the heavenly realm for a hundred years, and then the sect was destroyed by the traitor's design, and the master used the last formation to send our senior brothers and sisters here, and I have always thought that our two senior brothers will depend on each other for this life." ”

Yuwei said here, Li Min, Qi Pan and Jiang Hui had bad faces, they were the easiest women to sympathize with. Yu Wei continued: "In the past, in the sect, there were so many junior sisters and disciples, and they never had the idea of having a Taoist couple, but after seeing Li Ao, they suddenly wanted a home. ”

Yubi said this, Yuqing also stepped forward: "I'm the same, I also want to build a home of my own with Li Er, just now our approach was a bit extreme, and I'm afraid that you won't agree, so I want to show my strength to everyone first, earn some points for myself, and let everyone believe that we can take care of them." ”

Speaking of this, Old Man Li spoke: "You guys talk about your situation well, how old are you, what kind of cultivation you are now, what kind of sect you used to be in the Heavenly Realm, and whether there is a chance to return to the Heavenly Realm in the future." ”

As soon as Yu Wei heard the busy answers, Old Man Li muttered in his heart: "It's so much older than me, fortunately, it's a cultivator, and it doesn't matter how long they live, otherwise they are at the level of a proper mummy." ”

Listening to their words, Li Min and Yi Er exchanged glances with each other, and they both agreed a little, Li Min approached Yi Er: "They are so old, if they really become with Li Ao in the future, I don't dare to let them call me Mom." ”

Li Limin's voice was not loud, but Yuwei and Yuqing still heard it, and their faces turned red all of a sudden, isn't it, if they really marry Li Ao and the two of them in the future, they will really have one more mother. (To be continued.) )