Chapter 144

Leng Wuya retched when he thought of Bai Yu, in fact, this phenomenon is relatively common, and in the scientific community, it is a unique telepathy between people who love each other.

Although Leng Wuya retched, he still couldn't help but think about Bai Yu, he looked at his marching team, the rap old zombie was being controlled by Leng Feng to walk fast, it kept mentioning conditions to Leng Feng: "I'll take you to the big corpse mound, what's the benefit?" I didn't expect the zombie to ask like this, but when he asked, it proved that he wanted to tell the location of Bai Yu and Qin Shou, everyone's eyes lit up, staring at the zombie together, and even the zombies who had been dead for so many years couldn't stand it. Look at them: "Can you please stop looking at me like that." In this way. I thought you were in love with me!"

Everyone wanted to vomit when they heard it, you are an old zombie who has been buried in the soil for many years, and you dare to say to these beautiful and handsome guys that you are afraid that they will fall in love with him, you really have a big face. Maybe after becoming a zombie, he lost his normal thinking of human beings, and he didn't know how to be ashamed, or this zombie had evolved to be humorous.

"What's the benefit?" Leng Feng saw that this zombie had compromised, and led the way to find Bai Yu Qin Shou, he was not so hateful, sometimes it was not impossible to relax and joke, Leng Feng smiled and said: "What benefits do you want?" Oh yes, do you want the dignity of zombies, so let's do it, when we arrive at our destination and rescue our Xiao Yu and Qin Shou, I, I will give you dignity, as much dignity as you want, as much dignity as you want." ”

Leng Wuya said so, but everyone knows in their hearts what dignity is. It's okay to respect, just treat him like a brother when the time comes, his requirements are really not high, but even if he doesn't bring it up, as long as he takes everyone to find Bai Yu, everyone will respect him too.

"Alas" the old zombie sighed and said: "How much dignity can I have, in fact, I am a person from the late Ming and early Qing dynasties, and I have been without dignity since I died, my noble lion lion." It didn't give me dignity. It gave me a soak of poop, and I later met the zombie boss Sbiyang's corpse, and its old man didn't give me any dignity, so I asked for it. Hey ......"

At this point, the zombie was silent. It's like being stuck in a memory. When the crowd heard him say something silent, no one was embarrassed to disturb him, and the result was a large crowd of humans. Stand there and watch a zombie in grief. The impact of this picture was too great, and Leng Juan said that he didn't dare to look at it.

The old mourner thought for a while, shook his head, and said self-deprecatingly: "The old man said: What kind of salt do you want (strict)? After saying that, he looked depressed and whispered, "You don't know how much I worship him." But he said that I don't want a zombie face, you give me a comment, and you say that I don't want a face. ”

"Hehehe~~" Leng Feng laughed happily: "Why do you zombies still have a 'face'? It is said that people have faces, trees and bark, but you zombies don't even have skin, where does the face come from? Besides, why is the dignity of your zombies salty?

Bai Ling also laughed on the side: "I didn't expect that you zombies, like human society, would also laugh at people, I thought this skill, I thought this skill, only humans lit up, I didn't expect you zombies to be the same, tell me, what else are you different from humans?"

Bai Shi also took over: "Xiao Feng is right, the dignity of your zombies is still flavorful, this may be the difference with humans." ”

"What's the matter?" The old zombie glared at Leng Feng obliquely, looking terrifying and ugly, and said: "Isn't your human respectful salt (strict) salty? Don't fool me, I also beat humans, I know very well, salt is salty, this is beyond reproach." ”

Bai Ling laughed when he heard this, he saw that this zombie was a little anxious, he didn't stimulate him, but said to Bai Shi on the side: "I think there seems to be something missing in the zombie's mind, one-third of what he said is wrong, can it be considered that after they die, their brain cells also die, and after becoming zombies, some of them have not recovered, so their thinking is different from that of humans, and their cognition of affairs is also a few words." ”

Bai Shi thought about it and nodded: "What you said makes sense, sometimes I can't figure it out, sometimes they are the same as adults, and they can communicate with us normally, but sometimes they are like children who don't understand anything, maybe as you said, they have lost part of their memory." ”

"Ah, hahaha~~" Leng Feng couldn't stop laughing, this SB zombie didn't even understand what dignity was, he was going to get up, it was really SB who was so energetic. Leng Feng doesn't care about that, usually he is not afraid of the big guy, now that he has fun, he smiled well, how long has he been depressed, since Bai Yu disappeared, he has not had a good time, I didn't expect this zombie to entertain everyone.

"If you have it, you will give some, if you don't, you will pull it down. The old zombie complained: "Just now, if you don't give you salt, forget it, you really want to scatter me, the kind old zombie who provided you with clues, and it will not be recovered, it's too vicious." The zombie was a little angry by Leng Feng's laughter, and said in his heart, really, there is, if there is not, there is none, what are you happy about, like an SB.

Leng Feng wanted to know that the zombies treated him as SB and were angry. And Bai Ling and Bai Shi could see the answer from the zombie's face, and they couldn't straighten up with a smile, Bai Shi and Bai Ling bit their ears: "Brother, Leng Feng also said that this zombie is SB." As a result, people still think he is, and the two of them can really be called half a catty. ”

Leng Feng also felt that the expression on the zombie's face was unfavorable to him. "What the hell" Leng Feng put away his smile, and said half-angrily and half-resentfully: "You just got stubborn and stubborn with Brother Wuya for a long time, and almost asked me to give you five thunders to fight against the top of the catastrophe, do you just want some salt?"

"It's respecting salt," the old zombie said quite seriously: "There is still a difference between respecting salt and salt, respecting salt is not ordinary, you have to treat it carefully, why should you treat it carefully? ”

"Damn" Leng Feng was made big by this rap old zombie, and said: "You are really grinding, and the other way around is such a grinding sentence, I am asking you what is the difference between salt and salt." ”

"How can there be no difference?" the old zombie said seriously: "This salt is salt with the word 'respect', this salt is just a salt, simple, salt." ”

"That's the difference?" said Leng Feng.

"That's the difference. "Old zombies.

"Damn" Leng Feng shook his head with a smile, sincerely thinking that this old zombie SB was even stronger.

Seeing how lively they were chatting, Bai Ling couldn't help but join the group chat team of one person and one zombie, and asked a seemingly sharp question: "Alas, didn't you say that you zombies are afraid of salt?"

"Who said that" The old zombie sneered: "We have been pirates in the Caribbean, how can we be afraid of salt? I ask you? The water in the Caribbean Sea is salty, are we not afraid, we have dived in the water, we have never been afraid of salt, we are afraid of wood." ”

"Are you afraid of wood?" said the young generals in unison, and their eyes widened in surprise.

"I won't say this, hehe~~~" The old zombie pretended to be mysterious and quite self-aware and said: "Zombies are afraid of wood, do you know? You don't know, I just don't tell you that this is the latest discovery of our holy corpse Sibiyang, and its old corpse family also personally told us about "Wood and Zombie Restraint Lesson", which I won't tell you, so you will never know, this zombie is the most afraid of wood, do you know? If I don't say it, you can't know that I strictly adhere to the secrets of the corpse family, and you don't have to be delusional, I will never tell you. ”

Listen to this, did the old zombie tell it? Or didn't he tell it? Anyway, the young generals have figured it out, zombies are afraid of wood. And Leng Wuya nodded secretly: I said how Leng Zhong's wood-based ability can destroy zombies, it's so handy, dare to love zombies are afraid of wood.

"That's what, that's what. The black dog Leng Mastiff Mo came over, he seemed to be unwilling to be lonely and wanted to join the group chat.

"Then why do you have to want Wangwang Zombie Zun Salt? Can't you change it to something else? For example, Zombie Zun Candy or something like that. ”

"Go to the side" Bai Ling raised his leg impatiently, and pushed the cold mastiff Mozhen aside with a fake kick.

"There's nowhere to get this salt, you have another sugar, you want to die. ”

"Sugar is delicious," Leng Mastiff Mo pouted and whispered.

"What to eat?" Bai Shi was also idle, and taught Leng Mastiff Mo a lesson: "You can make up for any excitement, the salt of this old corpse, and their leader Sibiyang will not come, what kind of candy do you have, or, you will also become a zombie, find their leader Sibiyang to ask for it, see if it can give you?"

"Think beautiful" The old zombie yelled at Bai Shi: "Our Spian corpse is not something to mess with, its old corpse will bite you to death, and it will eat me, but it's not terrible to eat me, I still wish it was eaten by the old corpse, eat me, I will merge with the Spyan corpse, and I will become Spian, do you humans have such a realm? I don't think so, or how to say, there is nothing bad about being a zombie, what do you think?"

"This old corpse" Leng Wuya turned around, looking like a rare kind of respect and courtesy, which was extremely rare in Leng Wuya, who had always been arrogant and conceited. (To be continued......)