[371 The proprietor is happy, and he has a day off]
At some point, there was already a circle of people in front of the shop, not many, but there were more than a dozen.
In front of them, a piece of A4 paper was pasted on the wooden door panel of the small courtyard, on which it was written in white and black, "The proprietor is happy, have a day off." ”
After reading the words on the paper clearly, the onlookers immediately blew up.
It's too much, I've never seen anything so excessive!
The senior customers of the small shop counted on their fingers, and this should be the third time that it has closed for some reason.
The first time the shop was covered with post-it notes by "angry" customers and passers-by who played soy sauce, and Hu Lei's apology was very sincere, and a three-day special event was held to compensate for the skipping ticket, and the special event of showing movies was later retained, and it is still held from time to time. The customers are very satisfied.
The second time was when Du Xiaoxiao was apprenticing a few days ago, but this time Hu Lei was more tough. Customers don't get any promises of price reductions, discounts, increased availability, or extended hours of operation from Hulei. But at least Hu Lei patted his chest at the time and promised not to make an example.
Outcome......
It's only been two days since this happened, and the cheat father's A4 leave slip appeared again.
If you say yes, why don't you take it as an example? Can there be more trust between people?
Don't say anything, Quack is just dry!
Customers began to pick up post-it notes familiarly, and the shop was quickly patched with colorful patches. And just like the previous two times, the people who passed by and didn't know the truth thought they were doing some interesting performance art, so they spontaneously joined in one by one.
For a time, the scene was spectacular.
Gradually, customers found that they were not very angry at Hu Lei's irresponsible ticket skipping. More people are interested in this kind of activity of sticking post-it notes.
The great literary fighter Lu Xun once said that if there is one thing that can satisfy your interest and make you experience the fun of revenge, then don't say anything, roll up your sleeves!
The scene became even more spectacular, and a few guys even got into a fight over whose color scheme was worse for kidneys, and it almost turned into a full-fledged martial arts.
The fight did not start because the political consciousness of this pigtailed young man was suddenly improved, but mainly because the scene was too crowded and there was no room for action. However, the hot-tempered literary and artistic youths set the time and place of the follow-up fight on the spot, and it is said that this group of people squatted at the Shilipu Police Station for a night.
It is said that the essence of businessmen is to pursue profits, and this is indeed true.
Not long after the "Let's put post-it notes" performance art began, there were already discerning vendors who began to set up stalls and collect post-it notes.
Although the price is more than twice as expensive as the stationery store, it can't stand the enthusiasm of the people, of course, it may also be because it coincides with the May Day holiday, and everyone is idle.
All in all, it's a good business. The young men who set up the stalls laughed so hard that their mouths couldn't close together, which was much more profitable than selling chrysanthemums during Qingming and roses on Qixi Festival.
This shows how profiteering the arms dealers who made war profits were.
"Is that really okay?"
The motor rumbled, and Gu Qianqian looked at Hu Lei with a worried expression.
"Well, there shouldn't be any problem!", Hu Lei said uncertainly, "It's a big deal to be covered with post-it notes again, I'm a little used to it." ”
"No, I mean Li Ge and Sister Meimei are married, is it really okay for you to give a box of this as a gift?"
Gu Qianqian's gaze fell on the huge crisper placed on Hu Lei's lap.
That's right, it's a crisper box, and there's a red bow bigger than Hu Lei's face tied to it.
Inside the box were sixteen huge thermos cups, filled with freshly baked bean juice, and there were ninety servings of them.
"I don't want that. Hu Lei also looked helpless.
He found that he seemed to be inexplicably on the crisper box lately. Last time Ouyang Chao celebrated his birthday, he held the fresh-keeping box as a gift, and this time Li Ge got married, he still held the fresh-keeping box as a gift. And this time it's higher, faster and stronger than last time, ahh
But this was not Hulei's intention.
The day before, when Hu Lei was returning from Ouyang Chao's birthday banquet, he received a call from Li Ge, this guy hoped that Hu Lei could bring some bean juice when he went to the wedding today.
Well, it is said to be to please his legendary father-in-law, who loves bean juice.
Although Hu Lei thought this request was strange, he was not a stingy person after all. I simply ordered such a large box of bean juice, I believe it is enough to make any bean juice lover drink it until he vomits.
It was already the second day of Ouyang Chao's 80th birthday, and Hu Lei and his party were sitting neatly on the bus to the famous wedding banquet venue in Yucheng, the Garden Hotel.
That's right, today is May 1st, the long-lost "International Labor Day". Today, more than 100 years ago, the oppressed working people gained their own legitimate rights and interests through struggle. Today, more than 100 years later, it has re-evolved into a working people's chopping festival.
I don't know if this is another form of exploitation.
For this classic legal holiday, Hu Lei has always been in deep awe. For going out on this day, he exuded an aura of resistance all over his body. If it weren't for Li Ge's wedding, he would not have chosen to go out today.
This person is too special!
Take this bus, for example, which is slowly stuffed into the air, like a can of sardines with a conscience in the industry.
Fortunately, Hu Lei got on the train from the starting station, otherwise they would inevitably experience a backlog of friction processing. If this is normal, it doesn't matter if you squeeze it down, maybe you can lose weight. But today's day is different, in order to attend the wedding, Hu Lei and his party are all dressed brightly and decently, and they look like they are going on a blind date.
At this time, the bus came into a stop, and the passengers rushed up at a more turbulent pace.
Hu Lei suddenly saw a lump of meat flowing onto the crisper. The poor red bow was so fragile that it was almost squeezed out of shape.
He reached out and pushed, and the lump of fat flowed to the side like fluid.
However, as soon as his hand was taken away, the fat flowed back again.
Hu Lei was helpless and pushed again.
However, this mass of fat meat seems to have become a fine man, and it has actually won the 16-character policy of "the enemy advances and I retreat, the enemy is stationed and disturbs me, the enemy is tired and I fight, and the enemy retreats and I chase".
At this moment, a heavy voice sounded above Hu Lei's head like muffled thunder.
"You're having a great time!"
Looking up, I saw a middle-aged aunt glaring at Hu Lei condescendingly.
This aunt has a big waist and a round tiger and a bear's waist, Hu Lei roughly estimated that this aunt's floor area is not much larger than Summers, and the fat on the crisper box that is persistently fighting guerrilla warfare with Hu Lei comes from the aunt's belly.
"Ahem, sorry, sorry. Hu Lei apologized in a cold sweat, not to mention how nervous he was.
It's not because he was frightened by Auntie's burly figure, he was just worried that Auntie wouldn't be able to think about it for a while, and then shout indecently.
Then I really don't have a face to see people. It's good to say it.,Other bus idiots target cute and beautiful young girls.,How did you become an aunt like Roshan when you get here?
Wait, I'm not an idiot.
I, Hu Lei, am an excellent socialist successor with good studies, good moral character, and good health.
It turns out that Hu Lei's brain is too active.
After receiving Hu Lei's apology, the aunt didn't bother too much, she just said coldly, "Pay attention next time!"
"Next, next time?"
Hu Lei found that the aunt really didn't plan to take away the witty fat meat.
And Hu Lei didn't dare to push it with his hands after what happened just now, so he had to hold it all the way with a crisper box.
Hey, I'm so tired.
Next time, if I go out on May Day, I will be my grandson, Hu Lei silently applied for a curse for himself.
At this time, Lu Zhiang, who was sitting in the back row with Ouyang Yue, suddenly came over and asked.
"Boss, have you ever thought about buying a car?"
"Yes, you're not poor anymore, why don't you consider buying a car so that you don't have to crowd the bus in the future. Ouyang Yue echoed.
"You have a car, why do you come to squeeze the bus with us?", Hu Lei asked rhetorically.
"I'm tired of sitting in a luxury car, and it's not bad to come and experience life once in a while. ”
"......", Hu Lei always felt that Ouyang Yue's expression when he said this was not flat.
But then again......
It seems that it is really necessary to buy a car, at least not to take Du Xiaoxiao to squeeze the car every morning.
Well, it can be considered.