Chapter 3 The night is dark and the wind is high, and the plan is to steal
As soon as I told the fat man about the whole process of getting the notice, everyone immediately understood, and made an appointment to tie Liang Tianyu to the auditorium even if he was tied up on the 20th.
Although Liang Tianyu himself was a little hesitant, he also said that he had the opportunity to thank that Sister Ying in person.
We made up our minds, and then regrouped and set off towards the teaching building of the regular college.
Tiandao University is divided into ordinary colleges and special colleges, the nine departments of the special college are in one teaching building, and the ordinary college has more than 20 sub-colleges, all kinds of professional departments of various categories, almost every department has an independent teaching building, and there are even two or three more students.
The notices issued by the student affairs department must be posted in each teaching building, which means that we have to die at least 30 notices, and there is a long way to go.
But fortunately, with Sister Ying's first proofing, we found that it was not as difficult as imagined, as long as we found the right way and did not attract the attention of others, no one would care too much about the inexplicable disappearance of a notice. In addition, so far, we have not found any specific penalties for "covering up crimes" in the school's student regulations, so this means that there is no punishment. Discovering this has really reduced our psychological pressure a lot, and it has become easier for us to do things.
This is the first time I have taken a very detailed look at the campus of Tiandao University, the whole school is much larger than I expected, and the security measures on the campus are much worse than estimated.
For example, the College of Foreign Chinese, the College of Education, and the College of Arts, which have a large number of female students, arrange an ordinary middle-aged aunt to guard the door in their teaching buildings. Several of us were divided into two groups, one group to attract the attention of the aunt, and the other group to secretly tear up the notice sheet, and there was no resistance at all.
In the next, I think that the School of Mechanical and Electrical Engineering, the School of Electronic Science and Technology and other colleges with a large number of students, the teaching building is arranged with young and middle-aged security guards, but all of them have a sense of dereliction of duty, I quietly put the wood carvers brought out on the notice board, and let the wood carvers tear down the notice list, they are not aware of it at all.
From 6 p.m. until nightfall. We really solved most of the troubles smoothly. But just like "no one is perfect", there will always be some imperfections in doing things.
The imperfection of this is that we are on the notice board of the Academy of Arts. There is no list of "circulars of criticism" about us at all.
It stands to reason. It's a good thing that the notice didn't come out. But Liang Tianyu's analysis made us fall into an ice cellar.
"The notice of criticism is issued by the student affairs department of the university to all faculties, and all faculties must post it. But the art academy doesn't have it here, why is that?
It is absolutely impossible to say that the teachers of the art academy looked at us pitifully and did not report us. There is only one explanation, and that is that the bulletin has not yet had time to be posted, after all, it was a Friday afternoon when the bulletin was sent, and it is very likely that the work has been temporarily suppressed.
When is it? Monday, of course.
In other words, early tomorrow morning, the teacher of the art school will give this notice to a student to post on the notice board of the teaching building.
If that were the case, we wouldn't have a chance to stop it. If you count on your toes, you can calculate that at least half of the art students will see the names of the four of us.
All the work was wasted!"
Liang Tianyu's last sentence was very heavy, which made the three of us feel uncomfortable.
But soon, the fat man reacted first, and retorted urgently: "How can this be said to be a waste of all efforts, there are not many people in the art academy, even if everyone sees the notice, it shouldn't have much impact." ”
"No, that's a big deal. There are seven or eight hundred people in the art academy, to say the least. After reading our report and criticizing, I asked others to ask questions. If you ask someone who hasn't seen the notice, and you can talk to each other, you'll find that there is no such thing at any other than the Academy of Arts. This is where the problem arises. Then send it to any teacher, ten, ten, hundred, and maybe tomorrow afternoon the teacher in the student management office will know about it.
The notice list that was just sent out last Friday was gone after a weekend, and it disappeared en masse, and no matter how stupid people are, they can see that they are tired. When the time comes, if no one cares and just re-sends the notice again, then we will be lucky. If someone specifically investigates this matter, everything we have done will be exposed. I'm afraid that in the future, it will not be as simple as another criticism report.
Therefore, no matter from which point of view, if we can't get the notice from the art academy, everything we have done before will be in vain. Don't think that things are not so complicated, this good thing does not go out, bad things spread thousands of miles, and a drunken and troublesome report and criticism can make many people legend for a long time. ”
"Damn, Liang Tianyu, you can really live in vain. Okay, even if you're right, so what. Can you come up with a solution?"
"There is more than one solution, it depends on how we choose. ”
"Tell me about it. ”
"First of all, paste back all the bulletin sheets we tore down just now, just act as if nothing happened this afternoon, and wait for our names to be said by the whole school tomorrow. This is the best way to prevent the East Window incident and make us more guilty than guilty. ”
"Nonsense! Your uncle, what kind of solution is this, my brothers have been worried for an afternoon, and they have suffered in vain? Besides, the lists that were torn off before have already been ruined, and we can't stick them back if we want to. ”
"Yes, that's the problem. The first solution, none of us want to do, and we can't do it at all. So there is only the second way. ”
"What way?"
"Go to the teacher's office at the art academy and steal the notice that hasn't been posted yet!"
"Damn, this TM is worse than the first move!"
"Loss is loss, but we have no choice. Liang Tianyu said in the end. Helplessly, he spread his hands, "This is the solution I can think of, if you have a better trick, then say it, if not, then raise your hands to vote." I told you in advance that it was not a matter of deciding whether or not to go, but of whether or not to go with me. I'm definitely going to go for that ticket, and I don't allow myself any more trouble. ”
After speaking, Liang Tianyu stared at the three of us with his slightly resolute eyes, which felt a bit tragic and heroic "the strong man is gone".
I have to say. His analysis makes perfect sense. The solution found to the problem is also the only effective solution. But if you think about it, it's obvious that we dug a hole for ourselves, and after jumping down, we found that the pit wasn't deep enough, so we continued to dig again. There is no turning back. It was reported that it was the original sin. Secretly tearing up the notification slip is a crime on top of a crime. And to go to the teacher's office to steal something in order to cover up the crime under the car is simply an unforgivable sin.
Are we going to work so hard?
I hesitated to look at the fat man next to me, and the fat man happened to be looking at me as well. When our eyes met, and before I could express anything, the fat man slapped his thigh and said, "It's done! Lao Yan, don't hesitate, we are all grasshoppers tied to a rope now, Liang Tianyu is not cowardly, and we can't be cowardly!"
"Damn, is this a cowardly thing, it's obvious that you're looking for death. Forget it, forget it, I've already done it this step anyway, it's useless to regret it, just do it. ”
I simply agreed, and then followed the fat man and the two of them to set their eyes on Li Su.
I thought that Li Su had been thinking about the problem quietly without speaking, but who knew that when he looked at it at this time, he found that his eyes were blurred, and he actually started the "standing and sleeping" Dafa that he had just performed in the elevator again.
"Li Su!"
Seeing Li Su's half-dead appearance, the three of us roared in unison, and woke each other up at once.
"What's the matter, what are you calling me for?"
"Are you with us?"
"What are you doing together, are you going to have dinner?"
"Eat you big-headed ghost!"
Regarding Li Su's performance, we were completely speechless. However, his phrase "eat together" resonated with us. I was in a highly stressful work all afternoon, and I was really hungry at this time, so it was better to fill my stomach first, and then come back to do "business" when the night was a little thicker.
The four of us went to the old local restaurant outside the main entrance of the school together, and while we were eating, Liang Tianyu inquired about the situation of the art academy and planned it by the way.
The School of Arts has more than a dozen faculty offices, including one dean's office, two associate dean's offices, plus a director's office, and the rest are places for other ordinary teachers and professors.
If you want to report such a thing, it is impossible to send it to an ordinary teacher, and it will not be sent to the dean. Our goal was to focus on the two associate deans and department chairs. One of the vice deans is in charge of teaching, the other is in charge of students, and the director is in charge of logistics and chores, and we really can't say who the bulletin will be sent to, so we can only go to the test one by one.
After a hurried dinner, after we returned to the school, we first found a place where no one was, and asked Liang Tianyu to use his clumsy disguise technique to change the faces of all four of us, and then disguised ourselves with masks, hats, sunglasses and other things, and then entered the teaching building of the art academy in batches.
Maybe after eating, our bad luck was swept away along with hunger. When I entered the school building, I found that there was no one in the security room at the door. There are no security guards or janitors, which means that there are no witnesses, and the danger factor is reduced in a straight line.
Quietly going upstairs alone, I didn't dare to shout for the voice-activated lights in the stairwell, because I didn't know where there was surveillance, or it was safer to commit crimes in the dark.
When I climbed down the office area on the fourth floor, I walked out of the stairwell, and I saw the fat man and Li Su who were already waiting here, followed by a long wait, and it took ten minutes before Liang Tianyu came out of the stairwell in the other direction.
"Liang Tianyu, what are you doing, why did it take so long to come up?"
"Shhhhhhhh ”
Liang Tianyu dragged us to the small corner at the end of the stairs, and after confirming that there was no one around, he took out his mobile phone and shook it in front of us, and then said: "It's a quarter past 8 o'clock, and the door of the teaching building is usually locked at half past nine, which means that we have more than an hour to fight." From now on, I'm counting some time in my heart, try not to take out my phone again, even if I have to look at my phone, don't light up my face, understand?"
"Understood!"
"Okay, then I'll tell you what I just observed. The teaching building of the Academy of Arts has a total of five floors, four staircases, and two elevators, and the rest of the space is blank except for the inside of the elevator and the corner of the stairs on each floor. Therefore, do not look up when taking the elevator, and do not shout the voice-activated lights when taking the stairs, so as to minimize the possibility of us being discovered.
The place where we are now is on the fourth floor, and going up, there is only the dean's office and the conference room on the top floor, and there is no one there now. Later, if we run into trouble, the fifth floor can be used as a place for us to take refuge for a while.
Our goal is the two vice president's offices on the fourth floor and the director's office on the third floor, and as you can see on the fourth floor, except for the studio on the other end, there is no one else, and it is not easy to be noticed if there is any movement here. But three floors further down, many classrooms are still lit up. Back and forth, just the people who go to the toilet can make us crazy. So, it's best to pray that things can be settled on the fourth floor.
Once we can't find the notification list here, we can only wait for the people on the third floor to leave, and then go to the third floor to act. According to what I heard, at 9:20 the building manager aunt will go upstairs to clear the people, wait for the people on the third floor to clear, and go out before the door of the teaching building is locked, and the time in between will definitely not exceed five minutes. If we can't solve the problem in these five minutes, I guess we'll have to spend the night here.
Okay, that's the general situation, let me talk about the arrangement. Li Su went to the elevator to keep an eye on it, as long as someone takes the elevator or comes up from the stairs on the other side, you will come and report to us immediately. I'm staring at the entrance of the stairs here, observing the stairs and the studio. Shi Dalong, you are responsible for using the trick you learned to call the bone reduction technique called Lifting the Head, and try to see if you can open the office door, if it can't be opened, the two of us will immediately switch places. You are the most critical, as long as the office door is open, or find other passages to enter the office, you control your wood carver to go in and find something.
It's a matter of success or failure!
We...... Come on!" (To be continued.) )