seemed to feel the strong murderous aura hidden under the other party's grinning face, this Xu Gongzi immediately understood that the other party sneaked into his suite quietly, and it was definitely not as simple as discussing with himself how to play with women, so he took the initiative to express his attitude before the other party did it: "Brother has something to say, if you want money, my dad has a lot, if you want this woman, just take it, I can guarantee that this woman has not been touched by anyone just now!"

After glancing at Yi Ran, who was hanging in the room and looking at him with expectant eyes at this time, a very interesting idea suddenly popped up in Ling Yun's mind, so he turned his head and showed a little devil-like smile to the other party, and said with a smile: "I often hear people mention that Xu Gongzi is a bold person, and it is true when I see it today!"

"Hmm, hmm, hmm......"

At this time, Yi Ran, who was hanging from the ceiling with his underwear stuffed in his mouth, saw Ling Yun suddenly appear in the room, as if he was trying to grasp the last straw that belonged to him, and shook his wonderful body that was hanging in the air, making a pair of plump white rabbits on his chest also shake sharply with his movements, as if he was greeting Ling Yun. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Originally, Yi Ran had been provoked by the villain in front of him to fall into despair, but at this critical moment, Ling Yun was like a fairy tale, risking his life to save the princess from the devil, King Charming suddenly appeared in the room like a miracle, making Yi Ran, who thought he had been rescued, secretly relieved, and even looked at each other with a little more tenderness in an instant.

Probably all girls have such a dream in their hearts, when they are in trouble, a handsome and dashing white horse king will suddenly appear, drive away the demon and save themselves from the dire situation.

At this time, Ling Yun, who suddenly appeared in the room like the Salvation Ancestor, was naturally regarded by Yi Ran as the white horse king who belonged to him, and the smile on his face that could not be concealed showed the joy in her heart at this time, the kind of infatuated gaze that would only appear when the two were in love, and returned to her eyes after dozens of days and nights.

However, just when Yi Ran was excitedly waiting for Ling Yun, the king of the white horse, to rescue her, the other party did something that surprised her, and kicked her from the clouds into the cold and dark hell again in an instant.

"Huh... Ha... Ha... , I didn't expect you, a ruthless woman who had abandoned me that day, would also fall to this step today!"

Learning from Stephen Chow's signature expression, Ling Yun sat on a sofa at the door of the bedroom with a smile, first looked at the woman hanging from the ceiling with his eyes, and then said with a smile: "So you must not expect me to do something like 'the road is uneven, pull the knife to help', how happy I am to see you now." ”

"It turns out that this friend has a holiday with this woman, this set of sound insulation effect is very good, brother, you can slowly torture her here, I still have to take a step in advance, it will not prevent my brother from being happy here!"

For this dramatic result, Xu Gongzi, who was scared and bloodless because he thought it was the enemy who came to the door to seek revenge, immediately threw away the peacock feathers in his hand and turned around and wanted to slip away.

"For Xu Gongzi, is there anything more important in this world than playing with women?"

Of course, Ling Yun wouldn't let the person in front of him slip away like this, so he stretched out his hand to stop the other party and said with a sneer: "I have a very bad habit, that is, every time I play with women, if there is a like-minded friend watching from the sidelines, I will be very excited, doesn't Xu Gongzi want to stay and watch?"

"Of course, of course, nothing is as important as playing with women!"

This Xu Gongzi, although he has the same hobby as the Taiwanese playboy Lin Junxiang, and will play all the beauties in the world to bring "sexual happiness" to female friends all over the world as his goal, but he is not a stupid person.

At this time, he couldn't see that the other party was obviously playing with himself just now, and a very unhappy look suddenly floated on his face, but when he thought that his little life was still in the other party's hand, he had to obediently retreat to the room, and the look of frustration was like the shameless appearance of a man who attempted rape but was dirty by the police uncle on the spot.

"Hahaha......"

Motioning for the other party to sit next to him, Ling Yun showed an extremely "dirty" expression on his face, laughed and walked up to the woman who was already scared with a slight tremble, and said with a smile: "How is it, do you feel very scared in your heart now, very scared?"

"Hmm, hmm, hmm!"

Although Yi Ran couldn't express the true thoughts in her heart with words because of the pair of underwear stuffed in her mouth, judging from the vicious look shot by her beautiful big eyes, Ling Yun could still easily guess the anger in the other party's heart at this time.

"I'm sorry to forget that you can't talk right now. ”

Reaching out to take out the underwear stuffed in the woman's mouth, Ling Yun met the murderous eyes that shot out from the other party's eyes, smiled and whispered in the woman's ear, "It's a pity, you can't kill people in this world!"

"You're such a total asshole!"

When Ling Yun got close to him, Yi Ran, who was hanging in the air, suddenly raised his leg and pushed it to the important part between the other party's legs with his knees, obviously wanting to make the hateful guy in front of him pay a heavy price for his shameless behavior now.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, it seems that the phrase 'the most poisonous woman's heart' is not wrong at all, your heart is really not ordinary evil, and you actually want to ruin my future wife's lifelong happiness (sexual)happiness!"

As a master of the dark world who had successfully absorbed the strange energy of the "Purple Pandora Star", Ling Yun's ability to predict and react to danger was more than ten times that of ordinary people.

Therefore, it is natural that he will not let Yi Ran's sneak attack succeed like this, only to see that he just stretched out his index finger and lightly tapped the numb point on the side of the woman's knee in front of him, and easily shattered the other party's sinister intention to turn him into the last eunuch in China.

At this time, Yi Ran, who found that his sneak attack had failed, closed his eyes as if he was resigned, as if waiting for the revenge that would come to him like a violent storm, and two strings of crystal clear tears slowly slid down the white and tender skin of his face.

But then, not only did the imaginary storm of revenge not befall her, but the unscrupulous man in front of her, who was supposed to go to hell, unexpectedly untied the fly cord tied to her wrist and put her down, and also took the initiative to take off his coat and put it on her.

Looking at the man with a wicked smile on his face in front of him suspiciously, Yi Ran even wondered if he was dreaming now, so he muttered, "This, what the hell is going on?"

"It was Xiaoyu who asked me to save you, and I just played a little joke with you!"

"You, you bastard!"

At this time, Yi Ran finally figured out that the guy with a wicked smile on his face in front of him was actually taking the opportunity to tease himself just now, so he raised his arm and gave the other party an elbow blow, using practical actions to vent his dissatisfaction.

"Ouch!"

Although Yi Ran's elbow blow, which was originally not forceful, was actually as innocuous as being bitten by a mosquito in his chest for an alien like Ling Yun, who had a super body resistance ability, Ling Yun covered his chest with both hands and pretended to scream loudly: "Baby Yi Ran, you have broken my brother's heart this time!"

"Go, you're such a serious person!"

Looking at the extremely exaggerated expression on the man's face, the originally angry woman couldn't help but cover her mouth and let out a burst of "giggle" laughter, the delicate appearance of pear blossoms with rain made Ling Yun next to him stunned.

"Damn, it's actually a pair of adulteresses and adulterers, this time the young master is really in big trouble!"

At this time, Xu Gongzi, who found that the pair of "dog men and women" in front of him ended up in a happy reunion, suddenly understood that if he didn't find a chance to slip away immediately, he would definitely end in tragedy, so he took advantage of the fact that the men and women in front of him were still in front of him, and quietly moved his body in the direction of the door to prepare to take the opportunity to slip away.

"If you want to run, it's not that easy!"

Compared with Ling Yun, who was looking at the woman in a daze, Yi Ran, as a victim, had been secretly paying attention to Xu Gongzi's movements, and saw that the other party moved his body and was about to sneak in the direction of the door, so he walked over and said with a smile: "Xu Gongzi, why do you want to slip away without saying hello?"

Seeing that Yiran was blocking his way, Xu Gongzi suddenly hugged his stomach and pretended to shout with a helpless wry smile: "Ouch, my stomach hurts, I want to go to the toilet." ”

"Go to your big-headed toilet!"

Thinking that she was almost raped by the lewd stick in front of her just now, she was angry, so she raised her fist and attacked all in the face of the other party, successfully raising the other party from a playboy to the level of a national treasure panda, and then raised her leg to the important part between the opponent's legs, and directly hit the playboy's lifeline with a scud.

"It's broken, the egg is broken, it's over!"

was "lightly" touched by Yi Ran's small and beautiful feet in an important part, Xu Gongzi suddenly covered the place between his legs, and seemed to have been directly hit by the other party's "little bird" to the ground, opening his mouth and screaming loudly

"For another 'little bird' that died unexpectedly, a three-second silence!"

Seeing Xu Gongzi holding his dead "little bird" and wailing, Ling Yun couldn't help but shake his head sympathetically, that Taiwanese playboy Lin Junxiang had already warned him a long time ago, it was best not to offend a woman, otherwise you would definitely die a miserable death!

However, the scene in front of him made him can't help but have such a sentence in his mind: Don't offend the woman in the rage, otherwise your "little bird" will definitely die a miserable death!

"Scum like you should be dragged out for humane destruction!" )