At the beginning of this semester, Zhang Liang peeked at the little yellow book in Huang Guolun's music class and was caught by Huang Guolun.

Originally, Huang Guolun didn't care about these things about students.

But that morning, Huang Tao didn't want to go to school because he didn't play enough during the holidays, so he tried his best to play tricks with Huang Guolun and deceived Huang Guolun of two cones, but he still didn't go to kindergarten, which made Huang Guolun angry.

Huang Guolun even coaxed and beat Huang Tao to send him to the kindergarten, and he was in a bad mood all morning.

Zhang Liang was in a hurry with Huang Guolun's anger, talking and reading the little yellow book in class, and Huang Guolun's temper was extinguished for Zhang Liang.

After that class, Huang Guolun wanted to hand over the seized little yellow book to Zhang Liang's class teacher, and let their class teacher deal with Zhang Liang.

Zhang Liang knew how serious the consequences of handing over the little yellow book to the head teacher were! He didn't want to be asked to be punished by his parents or even punished again.

So after class, Zhang Liang wrapped his face around Huang Guolun, and pleaded with Teacher Huang in tears, almost didn't kneel down for Huang Guolun, only begged Teacher Huang not to hand over the little yellow book to their head teacher.

Huang Guolun couldn't see the students crying, seeing that Zhang Liang was about to kneel down and cry bitterly, although there was an element of acting, Huang Guolun finally relented, and after reprimanding Zhang Liang, Huang Guolun let Zhang Liang go and decided not to talk about it with their head teacher.

This should have been the end of the story.

But who would have thought that there was a reversal that caught everyone off guard.

That little yellow book, Huang Guolun must have confiscated it, and he will not return it to Zhang Liang.

In the afternoon of the same day, seeing that there was no one else in the office, Huang Guolun was bored and looked through this little yellow book.

Don't say it, this Xiao Huang is quite interesting, the writing is humorous, and it is a pure Beijing novel.

Huang Guolun turned a few pages and was fascinated, and the more he looked at it, the more fascinated he became, but he didn't notice that the head of the grade group and the vice principal walked into the office.

It wasn't until the two of them walked to his desk and watched him with relish for a while that Huang Guolun secretly shouted bad!

At that time, the experimental middle school was in the process of rectifying the teaching style, and the school strictly forbade teachers to do their own personal affairs during working hours.

At this juncture, Huang Guolun was reading the little yellow book during working hours, which was a big taboo!

The grade leader scolded Huang Guolun in front of the vice principal, and also arrested him as a negative example, and asked him to make a profound written review in front of all teachers at the teachers' conference.

This is a big joke.

All the teachers know that Huang Guolun read the little yellow book during his work.

It didn't take long for the students to find out.

Teacher Huang, who teaches music, likes to read little yellow books, and for a while it became a joke in the experimental middle school.

Huang Guolun's festival has since been shattered into chicken feathers.

Zhang Liang, the initiator of this incident, later begged Huang Guolun not to find him out, and invited Huang Guolun to a semester's dinner, just begging not to tell them about it.

Huang Guolun is not the kind of person who casually shirks responsibility, the main fault of this matter is him, and Zhang Liang is not to blame.

But if this kid hadn't brought Xiao Huangshu to school, he wouldn't have made such a big joke.

After much deliberation, Huang Guolun decided to let Zhang Liang sing world famous songs to his classmates in his music class every week as a punishment.

Zhang Liang knew that Huang Guolun did this to make a fool of him, but in order to calm things down, he could only be cheeky and abide by the agreement with Huang Guolun, and every week he howled his broken gong voice to sing world famous songs to his classmates.

In the past month, Zhang Liang has sung "My Sun", "Cold Little Hands", "Evening on the Outskirts of Moscow", "Little Cabbage" and other Chinese and Western famous songs according to Huang Guolun's requirements.

Now that he is about to participate in the school celebration cup art performance competition, Zhang Liang doesn't want to sing embarrassing world famous songs in music class anymore.

Singing this kind of song all the time, his self-confidence is about to be lost.

On this day, there was another music lesson.

Early in the morning, Zhang Liang was waiting for Huang Guolun in the corridor of the teacher's office.

Seeing that Huang Guolun came to work, Zhang Liang greeted him with a hippie smile and warmly invited Huang Guolun to the side: "Teacher Huang, let's take a step to talk." ”

"What are you doing, are you kid holding back some bad water?" Huang Guolun followed the sneaky Zhang Liang to the window where no one was around.

Huang Guolun is 1.78 meters tall, which is not short, but standing next to Zhang Liang, he is still half a head shorter.

Zhang Liang is a basketball specialty, with a height of 1.95 meters, and his back is much more burly than Huang Guolun.

"Hehe, Mr. Huang, isn't this about to be a school celebration performance, I thought, don't let me sing world famous songs in your music class, always sing this kind of song, my voice is bad, I want to raise my voice and concentrate on preparing for the school celebration performance." ”

"The voice will only get brighter and brighter, and you don't have to worry about the voice being bad. The more you sing now, the better you will sing when you participate in the school celebration performance. Trust the teacher. ”

"But...... That one...... I have nightmares when I hear world famous songs now. ”

"Dreams are all reversed, it's fine. ”

Zhang Liang walked through a group of alpacas in a circle in his heart, and he had to grind Huang Guolun again.

Huang Guolun preemptively said: "Okay, don't grind with me, we talked about singing for a semester, you must sing for a semester, not one less day, not one less class." It's a gentleman, just talk about it, not so much nonsense. It's time to ring the class bell, so go back to class. I'm going to go to you for acceptance in the fourth class today. ”

Huang Guolun didn't talk nonsense to Zhang Liang, and sent Zhang Liang away after a few casual words.

Zhang Liang gritted his teeth angrily, on the way back to the classroom, he secretly decided to fight with Huang Guolun!

He wanted to say that you were arrested by the leader for reading the little yellow book in the office, but he was angry with me, why!

Since you are old and unkind, then don't blame me for Zhang Liang's injustice!

Huang Guolun didn't take Zhang Liang's matter to heart.

This morning, I prepared for class as usual, and with a relaxed mood, I took music lessons class after class.

It wasn't until the last class in the morning that it was the music class of the fifth class of the second year of high school.

"Suzu ~~~~~~~"

The class bell rang.

Huang Guolun took the lesson plan and came to the classroom of the fifth class of the second year of high school.

As soon as he entered, he glanced at Zhang Liang, who was sitting in the last row.

Zhang Liang and Huang Guolun met their eyes, squeezing their eyebrows vigorously to suggest that Huang Guolun should stop getting along with him.

Huang Guolun didn't eat this.

As soon as he sat down, he called Zhang Liang's name: "Zhang Liang, how did you prepare for the homework I assigned to you last week, and "Defending the Yellow River" is not difficult, right? ”

"Hmm——!"

Huang Guolun gave an order, and the students immediately coaxed Zhang Liang, and all kinds of strange laughter were endless.

Everyone looked at Zhang Liang gloatingly.

Just like eating eight catties of Coptis chinensis, Zhang Liang stood up with a bitter horse face, and said timidly: "Teacher...... I have a stomachache. ”

Zhang Liang's nemesis Liu Zhongjie coaxed and said: "Liangzi, you can really pretend, you were still alive during the recess just now, and now you are pretending to have a stomachache?"

"Get out!" Zhang Liang glared at Liu Zhongjie angrily.

Guan Qiangguo instigated Zhang Liang: "You just hurry up and sing, haha, defend the Yellow River, defend North China, and defend the whole of China!"

"Coax ——!"

The classmates gave Zhang Liang a big coax again.

Huang Guolun said with a smile: "Zhang Liang, my classmates are waiting to hear you sing, so don't bother." ”

"Mr. Huang, I really have a stomachache, I drank a bottle of expired yogurt in the morning, my stomach hurts all morning, and I am desperate to go to the toilet now. ”

"Appeal ——!"

The classmates booed Zhang Liang.

"Don't make trouble! I have a stomachache! I can't hold it anymore! Teacher Huang, you let me go to the toilet first, and I'll sing when I come back!"

Huang Guolun saw that Zhang Liang's face was almost purple, as if he was really upset, so he pardoned him: "It's you who said a lot about grinding and urine on the lazy donkey, hurry up." But I warn you, if you don't come back after squatting for half an hour, I'll record you as absent from school. ”

"No! No, I'll be back with a puff!"

"Poof...... Hahaha. ”

Zhang Liang's onomatopoeia amused the classmates.

Little did they know that a catastrophe was quietly approaching them.

With Huang Guolun's permission, Zhang Liang ran to the door of the classroom with a white face covering his stomach.

When he was about to run to the door, Zhang Liang suddenly didn't dare to take a big step, but clamped his legs tightly and moved to the door one by one, as if the chrysanthemum was about to bloom at any time.

Huang Guolun and his classmates were a little dumbfounded when they saw Zhang Liang's appearance.

I didn't expect this guy to be really upset!

And by the way, there's a good chance he's already pulled up his trouser pockets!

Liu Zhongjie, Guan Qiangguo and several other students who love to coax are all in high spirits and watch the play.

I saw Zhang Liang move to the podium in pain like the Red Army's long march across the grassland, suddenly stopped, and looked up at Huang Guolun as if asking for help.

Huang Guolun frowned slightly: "What are you doing?"

"Mr. Huang, I ...... I can't hold it anymore...... Ahh

With a loud scream like a collapse, Zhang Liang turned violently, pointed his ass against the blackboard, his legs were slightly separated, his knees were bent to make a half-squat, and he went down hoarsely-

"Poof...... Revile!...... Boom...... Puff puff!"

He even leaked his fart and diarrhea in public!

"I ...... Damn!"

Huang Guolun and his classmates were all shocked!

Many people's mouths unconsciously become O-shaped.

That's a long time to see!

They've never seen such a devastating scene!

At this time, no one laughed at Zhang Liang anymore, everyone thought this guy was so disgusting!

Zhang Liang had already collapsed, no matter how much it was, his mouth was rhythmically forced: "Hmm...... Hmmm......"

While exerting force, he jumped out and squeezed his fart.

Huang Guolun, who was sitting behind the podium, was made to stomach upside down by this guy, and he was disgusted!

Several weaker students sitting in the front row were even more disgusted and retched, and one girl was stimulated by Zhang Liang's earth-shattering pop and vomited directly......

Spitting up is contagious.

When one person vomits, the person next to him feels even more disgusting.

Zhang Liang was so cool this time, his face gradually turned white, he breathed a sigh of relief, and cheekily looked at the classmates who had just coaxed him but were all dumbfounded.

Just when everyone had not recovered from this wave of shock, Zhang Liang made another feat: he carefully put his hand into his pants, and dug out the butt pocket, and then under the gaze of everyone who was about to collapse, he slowly pulled out his right hand of butt picking, and actually put it in front of his nose and smelled it intoxicated!

"!!!!"

This time, even Liu Zhongjie, Guan Qiangguo and others, who are the most iron with Zhang Liang, can't bear it!

Everyone is going crazy to be stimulated by Zhang Liang!

I've seen perverts, but I've never seen such perverts!

It's just a sparse jump in public, this guy is still rare!

Looking at the black, black, yellow and yellow thin soup on Zhang Liang's right index finger, accompanied by black particles, half of the students couldn't stand it, and they all retched and wanted to vomit.

The classroom of the fifth class of the second year of high school instantly turned into a retching Shura field, filled with all kinds of miserable vomits.

Huang Guolun boasted that he had the ability to collapse in front of Mount Tai without changing his face.

But at this moment, seeing Zhang Liang's feat, he couldn't hold back.

Stood up from behind the podium, hid away from Zhang Liang, and shouted at him: "Are you crazy! What are you doing!"

"Hey, hey, hey. ”

Zhang Liang seemed to be in a nervous disorder, turned his head and laughed at Huang Guolun twice.

His eyes suddenly turned fierce, as if he wanted to kill Huang Guolun, gritting his teeth, he actually stuffed the fingers of his right hand stained with thin soup and black particles into his mouth!

I sucked my fingers!

"Ah!!!!!h

Seeing this scene, including Huang Guolun, everyone in the fifth class of high school was about to collapse with their heads in their hands!

Liu Zhongjie retched a few times and scolded Zhang Liang: "Your head is clamped by the door panel!! Do you dare to be more disgusting!"

There are timid girls who have been scared to cry by Zhang Liang's crazy actions at this time.

Huang Guolun's face is going to be green!

After teaching for so many years, he has never seen such a perverted student as Zhang Liang!

The classroom of the fifth class of the second year of high school was about to become a ghost crying wolf, and the scene was completely out of control.

At this moment, Zhang Liang smiled for no reason.

He leisurely put his hand into the pants of the school uniform, took out a bag of bean sauce from the back of his buttocks, and compared it with garlic to his classmates, saying: "Dude, I'm hungry, eat some bean paste, why did you all vomit?"

Crouch...... Trough!

Everyone was like being struck by lightning and scorched on the spot.

Zhang Liang turned his head with a wicked smile and asked Huang Guolun triumphantly: "Teacher Huang, are you coming?"

Huang Guolun's scalp exploded, clenched his fists angrily, and said to the excited classmates below: "What are you still doing in a daze!

Liu Zhongjie was the most active, copied out an English dictionary as thick as a brick, and scolded Zhang Liang: "Students, kill Ya Zhang Liang! Ya is not a person!"

"Boom, boom, boom——!"

Countless textbooks rained down on Zhang Liang.

Zhang Liang laughed and tossed around, hiding from these textbooks.

Rao is that he is athletic, and he can't stand too many people who smash him.

Zhang Liang was smashed in a few clicks, and his swollen face begged his classmates to spare him.

"Spare you, die!"

Bai Yao, the goddess of school tyrants in their class, was angry with Zhang Liang, and picked up a stainless steel lunch box full of Yangzhou fried rice and slapped it at Zhang Liang.

For such a heavy object to be slapped on Zhang Liang's head, he had to break his appearance.

At the critical moment, Zhang Liang raised his hand and opened the stainless steel lunch box that flew towards him.

"Smack!"

Impartial!

The lunch box that was knocked away was smashed into Huang Guolun's left temple!

It's like taking an epic punch, Huang Guolun immediately felt his brain explode!

As if traveling through time and space around the universe, in an instant, Huang Guolun's mind was like a volcano erupting, and many strange inspirations rushed into his brain.

couldn't withstand this wave of impact across time and space, and without falling up in one breath, Huang Guolun fainted while holding on to the podium.