Inside the Tianju Palace

"Actually, the name is not very important" Sibiyang said to the man in white with a smile: "There is no one, in fact, it doesn't matter, you are like a widow, in front of you." ”

"What am I?" the man in white looked puzzled.

"You don't have a name, the widow can give you one, well, you can call, hoho, yes, hoho, from now on, you will be called hoho" Spyon looked interested, though his expression was still extremely ugly.

"What a bad name? The man in white looked at Tianju Gongzu like he was asking for help.

"Alas" Tianju Gongzu sighed and said: "It's all to blame on the sect master, I have been busy with teaching affairs, I never thought of giving you a name or something, even the thirteen uncompetitive guarantees, this sect leader I also randomly according to their size and order and directly called the number of words, two is called two, three is called three, although it sounds very individual, but for the cultural aspect it seems concise and meaningful......

"Grass" Sibiyan heard this, and said disdainfully: "The sect leader is really good at talking, it sounds like self-deprecation, but no matter how you listen to it, it is boastful." ”

"Alas" Tianju Gongzu didn't ignore Sibiyang's cynicism, and continued to complain: "Really, this is all the result of my overwork of this sect master, breaking what should be, and draining what should be flowed. ”

"Oh, hehe......" Sibiyang seemed to hear some taboos, and asked directly: "The sect leader just said that he broke what should be, and he ran out of what should be?"

"Xinbei" Tianju Gongzu roared angrily: "Is it still JJ?"

"And what about the drain?"

"Drained what should flow, drained what should flow. Sweat, is it still JY? Spyon, I think your corpse head is very yellow, quite low-level fun. ”

"However, the widow was relieved. Spiya said with a smile: "No matter what you say, the widow has been promoting for a long time, and finally encouraged you to be the first outstanding representative to volunteer to join the zombie team, and the widow represents all the zombie colleagues to express the most cordial and warm congratulations to you." ”

'Bi, bi, aa......' Spyon clapped his palms to himself, although the sound sounded strange. It's crazy.

"That's not right," the man in white looked puzzled. He first glanced at the triumphant Spian, then turned to Tianju Gongzu and said aggrievedly, "I didn't say I wanted to join its zombie team."

"Good job" Tianju Gongzu praised: "This sect leader knows that it is impossible for you to betray the Chrysanthemum Sect, but fortunately you are completely sober and know that once you join the zombie team." Then destroy it. First of all. The 'chrysanthemum' on your body will disappear. ”

"Oh, is it?" exclaimed softly from all the men in white, and they all looked at Spyon to see if it was true. Spion's corrupt appearance is really frustrating, and it is reasonable that there is no 'chrysanthemum' in the back, because zombies don't eat or pull.

'Vomit~~' The men in white almost all let out a soft retching sound, and it seemed that they all expressed sincere disgust to Spian.

"Wow fuck" The man in white was afraid, and reached out to shake his buttocks: "I have to go back to 'Hai Na Baichuan Tianju Milk Dabi Liqian Gong Zu Choose Anal Rhubarb Daju Dajiao Little Master' to remind, otherwise the consequences are not low, how serious is it." ”

"Or?" Tianju Gongzu said to the man in white with a little weakness: "Otherwise, you will really join the zombie gang, anyway, I don't know you in this sect master, besides, there are too many people like you in our chrysanthemum sect, and this sect leader means that it is not inferior to you, so wow, you, this sect leader I mean to say, you just ......"

"Resolutely don't drop" The man in white impulsively said: "Nothing can change my love for chrysanthemums, oh no, nothing can change my love for your 'Haina Baichuan Tianju Milk Dabi Li Qianren Gongzu Choose Anal Rhubarb Daju Dajiao Little Master' Chrysanthemum, I love your chrysanthemum, Haina Baichuan Tianju Milk Dabi Liqian Gongzu choose anal Rhubarb Daju Dajiao Little Master." ”

"Alas, it's hard to prevent it, if you accidentally let people give your name, wrong, the name was given to the corpse, what else to say?" Tianju Gongzu lowered his head and sighed, looking very regretful.

"'Haina Baichuan Tianju Milk Dabi Liqian Gongzu Chooses Anal Rhubarb Daju Dajiao Little Master'" The man in white moved emotionally, knelt on the ground, and said with tears streaming down his face: "It corpse can name Ju Jiaozi me, you'Hai Na Baichuan Tianju Milk Dabi Liqian Gong Zu Choose Anal Rhubarb Daju Dajiao Little Master' can also give Ju Jiaozi me a name, Ju Jiaozi I please relax, I, I must use you' The name given by the little master of the Great Sect of the Great Yellow Chrysanthemum, regardless of whether it is an ID card or a household registration booklet, marriage registration, divorce registration after marriage......"

Bai Yuxin, who was hiding in the crowd, said: What kind of thing is this? It is not too troublesome to divorce just after getting married.

"Birth certificate" The man in white then complained: "The birth certificate must use the name given by you'Hai Na Baichuan Tian Ju Milk Dabi Liqian Gong Zu Xuan Da Huang Da Ju Da Jiao Xiao Master', in addition, there are, well, student ID, primary school science chrysanthemum graduation certificate, junior Chinese graduation chrysanthemum certificate, high school physiology chrysanthemum health chrysanthemum Bi chrysanthemum industry certificate, university, chrysanthemum university, Lala chrysanthemum full-time chrysanthemum doctor, chrysanthemum master, chrysanthemum graduate chrysanthemum graduation chrysanthemum certificate......"

Bai Yuxin, who was hiding in the crowd, said: Is this kid chrysanthemum, really a chrysanthemum idiot, chrysanthemum stupid, chrysanthemum madman, chrysanthemum?

"All in all, all the places that use the name are given by you 'Hai Na Bai Chuan Tian Ju Milk Da Bi Li Qian Qian Gong Zu Zhi Anal Rhubarb Da Ju Da Jiao Xiao Er ', it is a must. ”

"What a loyal chrysanthemum boy, you are really too chrysanthemum, you are the pride of our chrysanthemum, the boutique chrysanthemum of the chrysanthemum, the spokesperson of the chrysanthemum, the most ordinary chrysanthemum among the ten thousand chrysanthemums of the chrysanthemum. Tianju Gongzu was also moved, his eyes were a little moist, he glanced affectionately at the back of the man in white who was kneeling at his feet, and then lay on the ground under his buttocks. The meat-seated man who used him as a meat stool said sharply: "Look at people, that realm is a Pacific Ocean higher than yours, wider than the Himalayas. ”

Bai Yuxin, who was hiding in the crowd, said: What kind of metaphor is this? When he was high, he used the Pacific Ocean, no matter how big the Pacific Ocean was, it was only a sea level, but when it was time to use the wide, he used the Himalayas, and no matter how wide the Himalayas were, it was on the map. It's just a little bit. This sect leader's culture is really TM enough.

"Look at you so chrysanthemum" Tianju Gongzu turned his head and said sincerely to the man in white who knelt on the ground: "For the sake of your chrysanthemum to this sect, Ben, the leader of this sect I." Tianju Gongzu. I hereby give you a name: Hmm. Boom~ho, remember, there is still a difference between the 'boom~ho' I gave you, the sect leader, and the 'boom~ho' that Nasbiyang gave you. It's 'Ho Ho', and the Sect Leader mine is 'Boom ~ Ho', although it sounds a little similar, but you don't have to be embarrassed for the Sect Leader I, the Sect Leader I'm really too busy, there is no way to save some brains, the Sect Leader I refer to the information of Nasbiyang, boil the lamp oil for you, and search Baidu to give you such a nice name. ”

"Thank you, Lord Longen" The man in white really kowtowed, and then got up and shouted to Sibiyang: "Did you hear it, my 'Haina Baichuan Tianju Milk Dabi Liqian Gong Zu Chose Anal Rhubarb Daju Dajiao Little Master' gave me a name, and from then on, I will be called 'Bang ~ Ho', so ah, put away the 'Bang Ho' you gave me." I call '嘚~嗬', parishioners, the vast number of chrysanthemum boys......"

Boom ~ Ho shouted at many men in white: "From now on, I have a name, you are envious, jealous and hateful, you guys, continue to use your code name, but I'm different, I call it~ Ho lala......"

"Ah, congratulations~Ho......"

"Hehe~Ho ......"

"Learn from 嘚~嗬......"

"To be a chrysanthemum man, you must take 嘚~嗬 as an example......"

"No, I want to be a model of ...... to be a chrysanthemum male "

In the entire Tianju Palace, the voices of shouting came and went......

For a long time, under the wave of Tianju Gongzu's hand, the voice was finally put away, and the hall was quiet.

"Isn't that still the name of the widow," Spyon muttered.

"No" ~ Ho said decisively: "I don't use your 'ho ho', PS drops, I use 'Hai Na Baichuan Tianju Milk Dabi Li Qianren Gongzu choose anal rhubarb Daju Dajiao little master' to name me ~ ho, so don't you mention your bullshit 'ho ho', I call 'ho ~ ho' not 'ho ho', remember." ”

"It's the same no matter how the widow hears," Spyan said.

"Different is different" ~ Ho said stubbornly: "You listen to it well, your name is 'Ho Ho', how ugly this sounds, especially when you hit this corpse mouth, there is no one to listen to, you listen to the name given by my sect leader, you listen to it well, 'Ho ~ Ho', isn't it? Well, is there that kind of empty bamboo pipe rock music......

"Gotta gotcha" Si Biyang impatiently rushed ~ Ho raised his hand and said: "The widow doesn't have the heart to fight for any copyright with your uncultured sect master, you 'ho ho' go." ”

"It's 'boom~ho', not 'boom'. "Boom~ho corrected.

"Hmm" Sibiyan rolled his eyes at the zombie, and then leaned over to the side of the zombie ~ Ho, and said, "Speaking of which, the widow still likes you more." Spyan smiled, and although he looked ill-willed, he still looked like he was smiling.

"Oh, hey, hey, you, just let the widow kiss you so much, hehe, as long as the widow kisses you, just tell you to kiss you, alas, it's been a long time, the widow hasn't bitten someone for a long time to spread zombie poison, the widow means that the widow wants to kiss him very much. ”

base

Li Min's personality is ****, she can do it wherever she wants, Xiaobo is not ready to leave, she is in a hurry: "Xiaobo, you are chatting with the children here, I will go to my father and them, listen to their opinions, if they agree, we will have a meeting." ”

As soon as she walked out of the door, she met Li Ao Yuwei who was coming here, followed by Li Can and Yuqing, as well as Xiaosi and Xiaowen, seeing a few of them, Li Min laughed from the bottom of her heart, took a few steps forward, and looked at the stomachs of several daughters-in-law: "Why did you make an appointment to come over together today?"

Li Ao glanced at a few pregnant women: "Mom, you don't know, after Xiao Wu turned into a beast, a few of them couldn't stay in the house, and when they were fine, they ran to Xiao Wu's house, Mom, you can't imagine now, Xiao San's face will stink when he sees them." ”

Li Min shook his head when he heard this: "No, Xiao San doesn't have such a strong desire for exclusivity, just now I and your third aunt were still in their house, and now your third aunt comes over every day, and I also go to them every day, I don't see that Xiao San is impatient at any time." ”

After Li Min finished speaking, Li Can smiled and said, "Mom, that's because you are elders, and another point is that you are behaving when you go to them." The junior will give you and the third aunt a good look. ”

As soon as Li Can said this, Li Min turned his eyes to several daughters-in-law: "Listening to Xiao Can say this, is it because you are unruly in Xiao San's house? ”

Hearing Li Min's words, Li Ao and the others all laughed, Xiao Si was the most exaggerated, laughing so hard that he covered his stomach, and Li Min grabbed this one who laughed the most. At this time, Xiaowen's eyes also looked over, but his heartbeat accelerated uncontrollably, he and Xiaosi have been married for so long, and he also has a child.

But he still doesn't have a little resistance to Xiao Si, mainly because Xiao Si's appearance is really high, just like now he feels funny because he listened to what Li Min said, and his white jade-like face is covered with red glow, which is really enjoyable.

Li Ao glared at his fourth brother: "What a demon!"

Li Min didn't care about that, and kissed his fourth son: "Tell Mom, what's going on, or Mom will kiss you!"

Xiao Si's face turned even redder, and he denounced Li Min while hiding: "Mom, I'm such a big person, I have a daughter-in-law and children, can you not always kiss me?"

Li Min smiled and said: "What's wrong with kissing you, other people's children can kiss for six or seven years, you are good, just a full moon for me to look like this, so I don't like it enough." Yes, you are my son, I can kiss you as much as I want, you tell me what's going on now, I'll think about it, and let you go today. ”

Xiao Si looked at Li Min: "Mom, you are really unreasonable, and you will let Dad take you in after a while." (To be continued.) )