"Shi Dalong?"

"Ahh

"Damn, fatty, it's you. How did you become like this?"

I really don't know what to say, I never expected to meet a fat man here, and the fat man turned into a bald fat man.

"Fatty, don't move, let me touch it!"

"Damn, get out, depressed!" the fat man opened my hand angrily, pointed to the chair opposite and said, "Old Yan, sit down, you just happened to be here, drink with me." ”

"Ahh The school has a rule ......"

"What kind of rule, they shave Lao Tzu's head, Lao Tzu still has to provide for them! Sit, I'm in for a treat!"

The fat man pulled me to sit down with a look of resentment, and then turned on the complaint mode, and I realized that he had endured the worst torture in the world this afternoon.

When we had dinner together at noon, the fat man said that the afternoon course at his Buddhist college was to learn martial arts.

Then the fat man went to class with great expectations, and the first half of the class was also very pleasant, and a guy who looked like a young Shaolin warrior monk taught them a set of long fists.

But when everyone began to concentrate on practicing, a big fat monk appeared out of nowhere, carrying a cloth bag beside him, and picked them all over the twenty or thirty people like picking vegetables in the vegetable market, and finally selected the fat man. What do you say to see the fat man's bones are amazing and talented, and he must be accepted as a closed disciple.

It stands to reason that this is a good thing, and the fat man readily agreed at that time.

Who knew that this promise would really be on a thief ship.

The fat monk directly pulled the fat man out of the class and took him to the Buddhist school of the Buddhist college. Bowing three times and nine times to the statue of a Zen master is considered to have bowed to the master, and then, the fat monk was revealed in his original form.

First of all, the fat man was taught that entering the Buddha gate, performing Buddhist rituals, and clearing the rules and precepts can be slowed down, but the shaving ceremony should be held.

Then educate the fat man and say that learning martial arts is divided into self-cultivation and mind cultivation, and mind cultivation is the master's business, and beginners like fat people must first cultivate themselves. In layman's terms, it is to have a strong body. How to get a good body out in a short period of time. The simple word "beating" is further explained as "being beaten".

In the end, the fat monk gave the fat man a grand introduction to the special education method he had studied, feeling the essence of martial arts in the process of shaving, and comprehending the truth of Buddhism in self-cultivation and martial arts. Then he threw the fat man into a practice room full of knives, guns, sticks, and hidden weapons.

By this time. It's too late for the fat man to regret it. A man is alone and suffers from all kinds of inhumane treatments, so that the heavens should not be right, and the earth is not spiritual. It's just like in a kung fu panda movie. The panda who has just entered the practice room is the same as Po.

Fortunately, the fat man finally received the same treatment as "Ah Bao", crawling out of the practice room with a blue nose and swollen face, and the fat monk treated him with his own hands, making him look like nothing wrong on the surface.

Hearing the whole process, I can only comfort the fat man and say that the sky will descend on the people, and he must first suffer his mind, and he is suffering now, which indicates that he will become a big hero like the protagonist in Kung Fu Panda in the future, and he doesn't have to worry about it.

But after listening to my comforting words, the fat man raised his head and poured a sip of wine and wailed: "Old Yan! Don't you know what kind of temper my Shi Dalong has, this bit of flesh and skin suffering is a trivial matter, even if it is a broken hand and foot, I will not frown." The point is that I can't stand the mental damage!"

"Mental damage, how did that fat monk stimulate you?"

"It's not him, it's Linna! Linna ignored me! I went to look for Linna at dinner, and when she saw my bald head, she was angry. She said when my hair grew back and she saw me. All the relationships I worked so hard to build are now in vain!"

"Uh......"

Well, I forgot about Linna's stubble.

To be honest, the fat man is not a handsome guy, and the only feeling that can be psychologically created for girls is a sense of security. But this only sense of security, after he became bald, also disappeared completely. Because not every bald and fat person looks like Maitreya Buddha, and may also look like a big brother in society.

With the fat man's current appearance, coupled with a big gold chain, playing the boss of the underworld, there is no sense of disobedience, if Lin Na is still willing to walk with him every day, then this girl's heart is too big.

I tried hard to hold back my laughter, trying to imagine myself as a sad thing, and holding up my glass of wine to accompany the fat man to get drunk and relieve his sorrows.

And just then, there was a sudden voice of someone behind him who was surprised.

"Shi Dalong?"

"Huh?"

Hearing someone call me, I quickly turned around and saw a strange-looking guy at a glance.

This man is short, flat-headed, tall, short-sleeved shirt-shirt, sweatpants, and his first impression is that of a boy. You can see the face, big eyes and long eyelashes, cherry small-mouthed goose egg face, very delicate and cute girly appearance. With such a match, it feels like the face of "Akagi Haruko" is placed on the body of "Rukawa Kaede", and people can't help but want to ask, "Are you a human or a ghost"?

I was sure I didn't know the person, and the other person was visibly surprised when they saw me.

"Sister, it's really the two of you. Count me in!"

This man sat down beside me very familiarly, and directly beckoned the boss to serve another bottle of wine, which annoyed the fat man who was full of resentment.

"Hey, what are you doing, do we know you, just sit here!"

"Don't you know me? Shi Dalong, you can see clearly, I'm Liang Tianyu!"

"Who?"

"Liang Tianyu!"

"Huh, what are you talking about!"

"I'm really Liang Tianyu, oops, this face is made by disguise technique, I don't believe you can call me......"

The demon on the other side claimed to be Liang Tianyu, and he scorched me and the fat man on the outside, and quickly took out his mobile phone to call and test it.

After some tossing and turning, and then hearing the other party's explanation, we understood what was going on.

It turned out that Liang Tianyu's college this afternoon's class was to learn disguise techniques, and he was recommended by the whole class to be a model for everyone's disguise practice, and he was reorganized by the whole class for three hours. In the end, I don't know which guy made a mistake in the drug ratio and the strength of the shot, which led to the stereotyping of Liang Tianyu's facial musculoskeletal shape, which became what it is now.

The teacher who taught the transfiguration technique said that it was impossible to return to its original appearance in a short period of time, and that the only way to do it was to wait for the effects of the medicine to pass and the facial muscles to regain their memory.

Then Liang Tianyu stayed in the classroom and didn't dare to go out until it was dark, so he ran out to eat, but he didn't expect to run into me and the fat man.

A bald head, a baby face. The fat man and Liang Tianyu can be said to be sympathetic.

And I listened to their stories. I want to laugh but I'm really embarrassed to laugh, so I can only turn my head and not look at them, so as not to hold back my internal injuries.

But as soon as he turned his head, he saw someone walking into the restaurant against the curtain. Take a closer look. It turned out to be an acquaintance. Li Su!

I can recognize Li Su, in fact, it took a lot of effort, because he has also changed a lot from before at this moment. It's just different from the fat man and Liang Tianyu. Li Su's change is a change in temperament.

The whole person looked skinny, weak, and lifeless like a walking corpse. The only thing that makes people feel that he is still alive is the eyes that can still move slightly.

Li Su was obviously stunned for a moment when he saw the three of us, and then directly "floated" to our table, picked up the wine that the boss had just brought to Liang Tianyu, raised his head and began to drink.

Yes, don't ask, he must be another person who has been tortured inhumanely......

……

It is said that men communicate with each other, from strangers to acquaintances to brothers, and in fact, it only takes one chance to get drunk.

That night, the four of us drank a lot of wine, and some of the emotions that we had pressed in our hearts exploded together, and we said a lot of things. Until the end, when we helped each other back to school, we didn't finish some words.

Looking back on it many years later, I don't remember what I said that night, but I remember that it was a beginning, a beginning when the four of us turned the entire Heavenly Dao University upside down......

……

"Hey, wake up, it's strict! Shi Dalong! sigh...... Teacher Li, I can't wake them up, what should I do?"

"Splash water, all the mineral water I bought just now poured on their faces. ”

"Huh? ”

"Nothing bad, splash!"

"Oh. ”

Hearing the conversation around me, I realized that someone was about to throw water on my face, but my body was completely out of control, and I didn't even have the strength to open my eyes, so I could only be at my mercy.

"...... Uproar"

A stream of cold water splashed on my face, and I felt like I was finally alive.

But it's better to be alive than to die like just now, with a mess in my head and a headache.

At the same time, there were a few wails around me, and by listening to the sounds, I knew that the fat man had also woken them up, but the question was where are we now?

When I opened my eyes, I felt that there was a black rumbling around me, and I finally found a light or a flashlight on my mobile phone, and I could barely see Teacher Li Xueqing standing in front of me.

When I saw the teacher, I couldn't help but feel nervous, no matter how I said that it was not a good thing to go back to school drunk.

Realizing this, I was about to get up from the ground, but when my body writhed, I suddenly found that I couldn't move my hands and feet.

"What's the situation, who tied me up? Teacher Li, why can't I move?"

"If you can't move, it's light if you can't move, if I were the teacher in the management office, I would have sealed the four of you mouths a long time ago!"

"Ahh

"What's going on, I want to go by myself, now give me an honest reflection!"

Teacher Li turned his head, not knowing what to do next to him, and then Jinghan appeared in front of me.

Seeing Jing Han, I was even more puzzled, and quickly asked, "Jing Han, what's going on?"

"What's the matter, you guys are drunk and messing around at school, and the teachers in the management office have arrested you. ”

"Nonsense, what are we messing about?"

"Hmph, you want to go!"

Jing Han snorted coldly, and turned his head to leave, I looked to the side depressedly, and saw that the fat man and Li Su were still lying on the ground and sleeping, but Liang Tianyu was treated well, and there were people around him who took care of him and fed him water.

Knowing that the person who fed the water was the one who came to the ghost village with us, I quickly asked the doubts in my heart, this time I really didn't leave, and I told the story of what happened before.

Rumor has it that when the four of us got drunk and went back to school, the first thing we walked to was the dormitory building on the side of the regular college.

The fat man stood downstairs in Lin Na's dormitory and confessed loudly, me and Li Su. Liang Tianyu coaxed beside him.

There was a lot of noise, and people in several nearby buildings were awakened.

After a while, the school security guard came to stop us, and the four of us beat us up.

After beating the school security guards, we went to the dormitory building of the special college again, and Li Su and I shouted downstairs like a fat man, but the object of confession was changed to Jinghan.

Hit someone, continue to make trouble, this matter is a big trouble.

Uncle Yang, the ultimate force of the dormitory building of the special college, came out, and when he saw that it was a few of us, fortunately, he dissuaded a few words, who knew that Liang Tianyu pounced on Uncle Yang is fierce kiss. The whole upstairs people looked at it clearly.

Uncle Yang is different from those ordinary security guards, seeing that we are playing a good game, he gave us a violent beating without saying a word, and then directly dragged us back to the ordinary academy and threw it to the security captain who had just been beaten.

I think Uncle Yang should have been merciful to his subordinates at that time, otherwise the four of us would not have the strength to move the bullet.

Because after throwing us away, not long after Uncle Yang went back, we beat those security guards again, and then ran to the ghost forest collectively to pee.

We all know that the ghost forest is a forbidden place, and it is guarded by Uncle Yang, and ordinary people can't stay in it for a while, and we dare to go there to pee.

This incident completely annoyed Uncle Yang, and then we were directly beaten from a drunken state to a coma, and by the way, Uncle Yang performed some immobilization technique, and our hands and feet were sealed, and we couldn't move at all.

The school security guards didn't dare to accept us, so the teacher from the management office who was on duty that day stepped forward and locked the four of us in this abandoned classroom.

At that time, Zhenzhen and Jinghan were in the dormitory, and witnessed the whole process, Zhenzhen was worried about Liang Tianyu's situation, and ran out to help intercede.

Jinghan didn't want to pay attention to it, but I don't know why, Teacher Li was also at school in the middle of the night.

It was Teacher Li who called Jinghan out, and by the way, he brought Zhenzhen here together.

That's how it happened, I don't really remember doing it.

After tossing for a while, the fat man and Li Su also woke up, and we all felt very embarrassed and guilty about the problems that happened before. I, in particular, felt even more embarrassed.

Jing Han and Zhenzhen are okay to say, after all, they are classmates, and everyone helps each other. The trouble is Teacher Li's side, I don't think we let people be thrown out of the school, it was Teacher Li who came forward to negotiate.

Perhaps, if he is not punished by the school tomorrow, it may be that Teacher Li will come forward to coordinate.

I shrugged down and sat up straight, wanting to say thank you to Mr. Li, but when I looked over, I found that Mr. Li was placing something on the ground at the moment.

Hey, why did Mr. Li bring that game of chess here? )