Chapter 321: An unlucky bastard who is more unlucky than a sister's hand

Zhang Dadao is no longer in that listless state, and the whole person is excited, this kind of interesting person is not something he can usually meet. Not to mention that it is ordinary, this kind of guy who is not unlucky and has an unlucky aura, Zhang Dadao can't wait to fool him and send him directly to the Seventh Courtyard! If he can destroy the Seventh Courtyard by the way and release the interesting guys in the Seventh Courtyard, it would be great!

This thought flashed in Zhang Dadao's heart, and then quickly left him behind, this guy in front of him is slightly more lethal, if those guys in the Seventh Courtyard are not good to hang up a few, it will not be fun! Although Zhang Dadao sometimes feels that it is better to die than to let them be treated and become boring guys!

Zhu Xiaozhu continued to recount his tragic experience, of course, this kind of tragedy in Zhang Dadao's eyes is more like the carnival of the god of wine! That strong sense of fate made Zhang Dadao can't help but goosebumps, and his heart is extremely excited and joyful. Tragedy is something like that, when it has nothing to do with oneself, is often more absurd than comedy.

Zhang Dadao has recently flipped through a lot of books left by the actor, obviously his brain is a little abnormal, and the things he ponders are getting more and more weird.

Zhu Xiaozhu has talked about his high school life, and is telling the story of his continuous confession of encountering various accidents and failures. Zhang Dadao suddenly interrupted: "Wait, you said so much, there is one important point you didn't say." You're unlucky, but you probably seem to be doing well! You're not studying in college now, you're very comfortable, and you still have money to eat barbecue!"

Zhu Xiaozhu's face turned green, and he shook his head with a dishful face: "You really guessed wrong, I'm working now! I'm about to talk about college! I'm studying at a junior college." I took the college entrance examination for two years, and in the first year I listened to a master. said that doing good deeds can be transferred, and on the day of the exam, he gave an old lady a seat on the bus. It just happened to hit the sudden brake and flew directly out of the money windshield. I had broken bones in four places all over my body, and I didn't even take the test!"

Zhang Dadao was stupid, this situation is simply a joke! Zhang Dadao shook his head and said: "If you change me, the first thing you will do when you get well is to beat that master first." ”

Zhu Xiaozhu seemed to have his soul pulled out, and continued without any spirit at all: "In the second year, because I was very careful to get to the last one, I suddenly had a seizure of appendicitis, although I missed one exam, but I still went to the junior college! I also knew that I was unlucky, and I didn't take the exam for another year." As a result, after only two years of study, the school was merged with other schools, and our major was cancelled directly. Although the graduation certificate was issued, the school was gone, and it was basically useless. ”

Zhang Dadao was also helpless, spread his hands and said: "It's really unlucky, but anyway, the college graduation certificate is not very useful!"

Zhu Xiaozhu shook his head and said: "Alas, it will be even more difficult after work, and no unit can last for a year." It is common for mobile phones to fall into the water, and it is even more common to lose their wallets! As long as you save a little money, you will either encounter an accident or get sick. That's it today, being pulled by a colleague to bet. I'm the only one to lose!alas~"

Zhang Dadao also sighed and said, "It's hard for you, haven't you ever thought about committing suicide in this case? You can survive and be really strong enough." ”

Zhu Xiaozhu suddenly smiled. Shaking his head, he said, "I really haven't thought about this, maybe I'm used to it!"

Zhang Dadao was suddenly stunned at this time. looked at Zhu Xiaozhu strangely and said, "I said, you won't be a peach blossom luck special, right? You're actually of Japanese descent?"

"Eh? You said that Shangtiao should be hemp, right? I really know this, you don't know, my friend gave me the nickname of dangma. It's a pity that I don't have much peach luck, and my hands are usually good. Zhu Xiaozhu looked depressed, although he was unlucky compared to the previous one, he was even more unlucky to have the compensation of his sister's hand!

When Zhang Dadao heard this, he looked depressed and sighed: "It's a pity, it's not there!

"Hey, that's anime, okay! How can there be in reality, are you really a master?" Zhu Xiaozhu was a little skeptical, whether Zhang Dadao really had the ability. Looking at his appearance, he's completely an ACG-addicted dead house cosplay!

Zhang Dadao hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Being cared about is just a hobby." Poor Dao is still very professional in serious matters! But your situation is really rare, and Poor Dao is not 100% sure!"

"Alas~ Sure enough, I knew that I didn't have such good luck, how could I be able to transfer it by meeting a fortune teller on the side of the road!" Zhu Xiaozhu's strength seemed to be drained all of a sudden, although he said so, but he still had a trace of luck in his heart.

Zhang Dadao knocked on the table and hurriedly said, "Hey, I haven't said no, right? You take it, this is the business card of Poor Dao, you have time to come to my store! In your case, the equipment here may not be enough." Zhang Dadao took out a business card and handed it to Zhu Xiaozhu, Zhang Dadao's business card is also very personal.

The business card is hard, the material seems to be wood, in fact it is just wood grain plastic. There are many meaningless and strange runes printed on the front, as well as Zhang Dadao's name and address, and that title is even more domineering, and the word master is imprinted behind the name in a grand manner. On the back of the business card, there are countless small characters densely printed, and the others are not clear, probably all service items or the like, but the last one "continues to increase..." is quite conspicuous.

Zhu Xiaozhu took the business card, the whole person was dumbfounded, and Zhang Dadao still dragged it proudly! "See! The business card of Poor Dao was designed by me personally, and it is absolutely high-end and high-grade!"

Zhu Xiaozhu glanced at the business card with some embarrassment, gritted his teeth and said, "That, master! Can I ask, in my case, how much will it cost if it is transferred?"

Zhang Dadao was stunned for a moment, looked Zhu Xiaozhu up and down a few times, and suddenly said: "Oh, I understand! You guy is so decrepit, you also said just now, you can't save money, it turns out that you can't pay it!"

Zhu Xiaozhu hurriedly said: "Master, as long as you can really transfer, you can pay as much as you want! I will definitely work hard in the future! I am just afraid, I am afraid that I will not be lucky after spending money, you also said, my situation is very troublesome." ”

Zhang Dadao waved his hand decisively and said: "You don't have to worry about this, if you get better, everything will naturally be as you said, you have to desperately change money! But if you can't get it right, then Poor Dao is also responsible! As long as Poor Dao needs it, you can come to help, and this cost will be forgotten! Moreover, there is also a reward for helping Poor Dao!" Zhang Dadao said, showing a strange smile, Zhu Xiaozhu couldn't help it, so he shivered, and seemed to have a not very good feeling. (To be continued......)