One hundred and twelve: the most embarrassing coincidence in history

After hearing this, Zhang Dongjun really wanted to explain that he didn't buy underwear to do bad things, but he was afraid that the more he depicted it, the darker it would be. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Damn, this group of people has a lot of brains. Alas, it doesn't matter, just buy it this time anyway, and I won't be able to come next time I am killed. Zhang Dongjun pretended not to hear anything, and waited patiently on the side.

After talking with another clerk, the salesman came to the cash register with a set of brand-new underwear and said to Zhang Dongjun: "Sir, the original price of this set of underwear is 2300, and now it is in the store, only 1888." Would you rather use it in cash or by card?"

Zhang Dongjun took out the credit card that had never been used and only had a limit of 2,000 from his wallet and handed it to the cashier.

When a set of underwear arrived, Zhang Dongjun was about to walk out of the store with his handbag, when he found two beautiful and familiar figures walking in his direction.

This figure is so familiar that it can't be familiar anymore, one of them is his girlfriend Ning Zhiyun, and the other is his boss Ouyang Yalan.

", how can there be such a coincidental thing, if you are bumped into it, you can't tell it!" Zhang Dongjun looked around, it seemed that it was impossible to go out, because the distance between the two was getting closer and closer, and it would be impossible to run out, and it would be troublesome to be recognized when the time came.

If you can't get out, you can only hide in the store, Zhang Dongjun prayed in his heart: "Mom, don't enter this store! ”

As the saying goes, people are unlucky to drink cold water and stuff their teeth, Ouyang Yalan and Ning Zhiyun often buy underwear in this store. I came here after shopping.

"Sister, since you're here, why don't we go in and choose a few underwear!" Ning Zhiyun said with a few bags in one hand and Ouyang Yalan's arm in the other.

Zhang Dongjun's ear power is not ordinarily strong, and the content of the conversation between the two is all in his ears.

He panicked and looked around like an ant on a hot pan looking for a place to hide.

Go to the toilet, go to the toilet! Zhang Dongjun rushed towards the bathroom at the back of the store, and the female clerk saw Zhang Dongjun running in the direction of the toilet, and hurriedly shouted: "Sir, where are you going!"

"Borrow your bathroom!"

But when he got to the bathroom, he was completely dumbfounded.

", why is there only one women's bathroom? Where did the men's toilet go! This is not scientific!" Zhang Dongjun said in disbelief.

At this time, Ning Zhiyun and Ouyang Yalan had already entered the store, and Zhang Dongjun was anxious because he saw that the dressing room and bathroom were only a few steps away.

If Ning Zhiyun tried on underwear, wouldn't she be caught. Although Zhang Dongjun didn't do anything to be sorry for her, he bought a set of underwear, which was really indefinite.

All he can do now is pray silently. I hope Ning Zhiyun didn't fancy a piece of underwear.

Time passed minute by minute, Zhang Dongjun's cold sweat soaked his back, and he was always paying attention to the two of them.

"Xiaoyun, how about this? I want to try it. Ouyang Yalan took a black slightly monotonous corset and said to Ning Zhiyun.

Ning Zhiyun shook her head, and then thought of her sister being so old-fashioned, and said with a smile: "Sister, when will you change your clothes and tastes." Women should dress up while they are young, and it will be too late to wear beautiful clothes when they are old. ”

Ouyang Yalan sighed and said, "What about dressing up beautifully, okay, don't talk about this." I'm going to try on clothes first. ”

Zhang Dongjun saw that Ouyang Yalan was coming to try on clothes, so he ran into one of the two fitting rooms in a panic.

"Sister, do you want to let Zhang Dongjun come out to eat at noon, this guy hasn't called me for so many days, maybe he forgot about me. Ning Zhiyun said to Ouyang Yalan's back.

Ouyang Yalan turned around and said with a smile: "Then you can make a call at noon and let him come out." Dare to snub my sister like this, see if I don't teach him a lesson. After speaking, he stretched out his hand and wanted to open the fitting room where Zhang Dongjun was staying.

"Anyone?" Ouyang Yalan said to herself, then turned around and entered another fitting room.

And Ning Zhiyun took out her mobile phone and dialed Zhang Dongjun's phone.

"You're my little apple, I can't love you too much......" Zhang Dongjun's mobile phone ringtone echoed in the fitting room.

Zhang Dongjun wanted to cry without tears: ", I'm really unlucky to get home today, two women can think of me when they buy underwear, Nima I must have stepped on **** when I went out." He looked at the phone in his hand, wanting to refuse but not daring to refuse.

If she refused, Ning Zhiyun would definitely find that the two sides were synchronized, and she would be exposed.

Ning Zhiyun listened to the familiar ringtone, and couldn't help but slowly walk towards the fitting room.

Zhang Dongjun's mobile phone ringtone, Ning Zhiyun said a few times when she was in the sales office to let him change it, but he never changed it, and now there are very few people who use the small apple as a ringtone.

The woman's sixth sense is particularly accurate, Ning Zhiyun decided that Zhang Dongjun was in this fitting room, and hung up the phone directly.

When Zhang Dongjun wanted to turn it to silent, Ning Zhiyun hung up the phone on the other end, and the ringtone stopped here.

"It's not good, it's miserable to be discovered. What to do, what to do!" Zhang Dongjun stood restlessly, his palms covered with cold sweat.

Ning Zhiyun said to the salesperson, "Before we came in, did any man come here?"

After hearing this, the salesman patted his head and said angrily: "There is a man who also bought a set of underwear." I forgot when you came in, he hasn't left the store yet. ”

Ning Zhiyun's pretty face was full of anger, and she whispered, "I guessed right." ”

"Zhang Dongjun! Die for the old lady, if we don't explain this matter clearly today, we won't finish. Ning Zhiyun yelled at the fitting room where Zhang Dongjun was.

Ouyang Yalan heard the movement and hurriedly changed her underwear, walked out, and asked suspiciously, "What's wrong with Zhiyun?" ”

"Sister, this guy Zhang Dongjun actually carried me to underwear and gave it to other people's women! He is here" Ning Zhiyun pointed to the fitting room in front of her, choked up and said.

Seeing this, Ouyang Yalan hurriedly reassured: "How can Zhang Dongjun be such a person, maybe he bought the underwear for you?"

"No way, we're not good enough to deliver underwear. Just open this door and ask for it. After speaking, Ning Zhiyun picked up the bench on the side and smashed it towards the door.

The clerk stepped forward and hurriedly stopped: "This lady, calm down, this is ......"

Before the clerk could finish speaking, Ning Zhiyun interrupted what she said: "If it's broken, I'll pay for it!" After speaking, she continued to smash towards the door.

The door of the fitting room was locked with a latch inside, so the quality was not very good, and Ning Zhiyun's strength smashed it a few times before it was opened.

The moment the door opened, several people were stunned on the spot, only to see that the fitting room was empty.

"No way, I just heard the ringing of my phone coming from here. Ning Zhiyun said with a blank face.

"I heard it too, but what about people?" Ouyang Yalan also chimed in.

The clerk was even more strange, rubbed his eyes, squatted down and touched the floor to see if there was an underground passage.

---- to be continued---- I heard that the next chapter will be more exciting

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