Chapter 248: My Aunt Fell into the Toilet
"Ha !!"
Tang Ning's apricot eyes widened, how could Nie Zheng suddenly tell me this, and deliberately broke up his daughter.
"Nie Zheng!" Tang Ning, who had been stunned for three seconds, recovered the essence of Teacher Tang, and said very easily: "Thank you for your compliment!"
She immediately returned to the traditional woman's reserve, "Nie Zheng, I am Yang Ying's best friend, it is very rude for you to talk to me in this environment with this attitude and tone!"
"Well, I see!" Nie Zheng nodded, "For this reason, you are not welcome here, you can go!"
"Yes!"
Tang Ning stood up dejectedly and walked towards the door.
"That's true, no, no!"
"Huh?"
Although Tang Ning turned around, her sixth sense sensed that Nie Zheng was waving to her, she turned around, and sure enough, Nie Zheng beckoned her to come back.
"Nie Zheng, you are so strange, what is really like this, what is wrong. ”
"I can guess your reaction to what I tell you!"
"Uh-huh, yes!" Tang Ning nodded, and asked nervously, "Is there anything wrong?"
"Yes!" Nie Zheng nodded and said: "If other girls, if I tell them these two things, I can't guess their reactions, especially the second thing, basically there will be any exaggerated reactions, I don't know, but yours, I can know! Tang Ning, why are you leaving?"
"Didn't you tell me to leave?" Tang Ning looked confused, "Did I do something wrong?"
"Well, it's exactly the same as I thought, you're not a thick-skinned person, if I let you go, you must go, and after you go back, you think about what you've done wrong, and I'm not wrong at all!"
"Ahh Nie Zheng: Are you using me as an experiment?" Tang Ning suddenly realized, and was very curious, "What are the results? Is it a psychological test? How many points do I have?"
"Tangning, aren't you angry?"
"Don't be angry! I thought I didn't have any reason just now, but now I know it's an experiment, my friends are still there, my snacks are still there!
Nie Zheng looked at Tang Ning's expression as if he had won the lotto, which was also what he could think of, and he was even more suspicious in his heart.
"Tang Ning, Yang Ying told me last night that men don't need to understand women, because you can't predict how terrifying a woman's heart is, but you are as simple as a single-celled animal, it's easy to understand, it's weird, it's weird, it's all scheming (table)!"
"Nie Zheng, you're so boring, scare me half to death, it turns out that it's for this, hey, let me tell you, also, I'm not a single-celled animal, I'm much smarter than you think, otherwise, how can I go to college, how can I be a teacher!"
Tang Ning said angrily, but there seemed to be a hint of smugness in his expression.
"Nie Zheng, I know you think I'm stupid, lazy, and incapacitated...."
Seeing that Nie Zheng nodded very approvingly, even that stinky Qingqing came back, listening to her own explanation, and agreeing very much, Tang Ning was so angry that she almost exploded, but she still calmed down and said slowly.
"But, think about it, after the death of your mother, who is raising your baby daughter, you see, is there any difference between her and when I brought her back to you, she is still so chubby!"
"Huh! That's right!" Nie Zheng hugged his daughter and looked at it carefully, feeling that when Tang Ning brought Qingqing back, his breath was a little better than now, "Tang Ning doesn't seem to have any ability to survive, but after not relying on him, he not only survived, but also took care of Qingqing so well...."
"Nie Zheng, are you praising me?"
"Sort of!" Nie Zheng nodded and said, "Hey, the hidden power in a woman's heart is really big!"
"I can't even guess a girl as simple as Tang Ning, I can't even look away, let alone other girls....." Nie Zheng muttered to himself.
"Nie Zheng, that's because you, like other men, think that girls are stupid, think that girls are weak, and regard your identity as a man too important, once you find that a woman's potential is amazing, you will be afraid, even the best adjective is a strong woman, can you deny it, is a strong woman not a derogatory and superfluous praise? In your hearts, a little woman is a compliment!"
"Hmph!" Tang Ning said proudly: "Even a little guy like your daughter, you can't guess it, let alone a girl who has matured physically and mentally, you have to remember that Huaxia was still matriarchal in the primitive society a long time ago, and even the ancestor of mankind, the female snail Niangniang, is also a girl!"
"I see, that woman doesn't need a man to understand her, what does she need?"
Teacher Nie instantly became a student again.
"Well, women are the most complex creatures, men don't need to understand them, because you are all big men, if you know that women are so powerful, you will go crazy, you will have low self-esteem...."
Tang Ning is like teaching students in the classroom, her voice is smooth and very good, Nie Zheng can imagine that few students who listen to her class should skip class, but this teacher is a little unprofessional, holding a soda in one hand and pork jerky in the other, if he had such a close teacher at that time, it is estimated that he would study hard, make progress every day, and would not embark on the road of a killer.
"You'll feel inferior!" Qingqing didn't understand what her aunt was talking about at all, so she had to echo with a sense of existence, and she also gulped down on soda and chewed on potato chips.
"So, here's the point!" Tang Ning looked like he wanted his student Nie Zheng to take notes, "Men don't need to understand women, you just need to love women!
Tang Ning took revenge on Nie Zheng fiercely, "Women must understand men, otherwise men do so many bad things, how can women forgive, understand, know that they are like that, naturally understand, but, women don't need to love men, a woman who loves men wholeheartedly will not end well, men are not good things, not worthy of love!"
"Hey! Old (virgin) theory!" Nie Zheng scoffed, "Have you ever slapped a drag?"
"No! My aunt will blush when she sees a boy, she is a summer emperor, and she will marry a star in the future!"
"Giggles!" Qingqing repeated her mother-in-law's words like a parrot, and immediately fled into her father's arms, hiding from her aunt's pursuit.
Nie Zheng naturally knew that this was said by Tang Ning's mother, and he could say "Emperor Xia" This name, the age must not be young, this is an old southern saying, summer is the kitchen, which means that Downing hides in the kitchen, he can make a big speech, and he doesn't even dare to go out of the living room, let alone know the boy, the kitchen also has a stove, which is often roasted by fire, and there will be gaps, which are generally blocked with useless things, and the girl who can't marry is described as something used to block that place, Downing's mother ridiculed her daughter to a new height, and it can also be seen that the mother and daughter have deep feelings.
"Hmph, I've read a lot of books, and they're all knowledge from books!" Tang Ning patted the sides of his skirt and turned to leave.
"Where are you going?"
"I won't tell you!" Downing shook his head and walked straight to the toilet.
"This guy!" Nie Zheng scolded with a smile, "and said that he is not a single-celled creature!"
"Dad, how many cellular creatures is that Qingqing?"
"A lot!"
"Is there so many ten?"
"There are 100,000, Qingqing's father teaches you to play chess!"
Nie Zheng laid out the chess one by one to teach his daughter to recognize the words on it, and also introduced the origin of the chess one by one, from Liu Bang to Xiang Yu, from Zhang Liang to Fan Zeng....
"Qingqing, didn't your aunt faint, you go and see, it's been a long time. ”
"Uh-huh!" Qingqing nodded, ran to the door of the toilet, "Bang bang", patted the toilet door hard, and then grabbed the doorknob with two small hands, propped up on the door with her little feet, and shouted loudly: "Auntie, did you fall into the toilet!"