Ye Qing said: "Because I didn't go out of the door." ”

"Didn't go out?" The fat man was even more stunned and said, "Didn't leave...... Didn't go through any doors?"

Ye Qing walked over, opened the curtain casually, and said, "I came in through the window." ”

The fat man only saw at this time that the window was wide open, and he suddenly realized.

"Damn, scare Lao Tzu!" The fat man patted his chest and said with palpitations: "I thought it was a hell, but I didn't expect it to come in through the window." You're not fucking early, the fat man's heart is about to be scared out of you!"

This time it was Ye Qing's turn to be dumbfounded, he didn't expect that this fat man's heart was so big. The thief was caught red-handed, and he was still so calm? At this time, aren't ordinary thieves trying to find a way to escape?

"Hey, you're stealing!" Ye Qing said: "If I call the police, you will have to go in and live for at least a year and a half." ”

"Pull it down!" the fat man pursed his lips and said, "If you really want to call the police, it will be difficult for either of us to go in." ”

Ye Qing suddenly frowned and said, "What's the matter, do you have any background in this Liaoshen City?"

"That's not it, fat man, I'm not from Liaoshen City. The fat man said: "But, think about it, your sword can be regarded as a cultural relic." If you really want to call the police, you will probably be sentenced more severely than me for your private collection of cultural relics. ”

Ye Qing's eyes couldn't help but widen, no wonder this fat man wasn't worried.

"I didn't expect that you still know the law?" Ye Qing said with a slight sarcasm.

The fat man said: "I didn't understand it before, but after being caught a few times, I understand a little bit." ”

"How many times have you been caught?" Ye Qing was even more stunned, this fat man is still a habitual old fritter?

"I'm not afraid to sue you, the fat man used to rob tombs. The fat man said with a big grin: "There are more cultural relics in your hands than you have ever seen." I have been to the police station a few times, and I have gradually learned a little about the laws in this area. ”

Ye Qing suddenly understood, it turned out that this fat man only learned about these laws after he defended the law, Ye Qing thought that this guy was a cultural person before.

"Since you are a tomb robber, then why did you come to steal my things?" Ye Qing paused for a moment and said in a deep voice: "Also, since you used to rob tombs, are you still afraid of ghosts?"

"You don't understand that. The fat man said: "It's because I used to rob tombs that I'm afraid of ghosts." Haven't you heard a saying, don't do bad things for people, and don't be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door in the middle of the night. Fat man, I have stolen so many tombs, I am really afraid that a ghost will knock on the door in the middle of the night. ”

Ye Qing was speechless for a moment, this fat man talked eloquently, he didn't seem to be worried at all, what did he look like after a thief was caught?

"As for stealing your stuff, it's complicated. The fat man said: "I don't like ink, I'll make a short story." It's just that an old bulge came to me and asked me to pay hundreds of millions for me to make a deal, that is, to steal your sword. No, I'll just come here. Damn, I didn't expect that your son is quite capable, the fat man has robbed the tomb for so many years, and he has not been caught by the owner. Unexpectedly, this was the first time I stole something from a living person, and I was caught by the owner. Hey, I'll just talk to the old man, this major is not right, it's easy to make mistakes, the old man doesn't believe it, he has to let me do this job, and he has to give me a deposit, what a fucking pit man. ”

Listening to the fat man's words, Ye Qingcha squirted out, this fat man is really interesting. I've come to steal people's things, and I'm still thinking about something that is not right for my profession. Also, what did he do just now, the tomb robber was not caught by the owner, this is not nonsense. Isn't it hell that anyone who robs a tomb can be caught by the owner?

"Who was your old bulge just now?" Ye Qing tried his best to keep himself strict, but in fact, he was not angry with this fat man in his heart.

The fat man shrugged and said, "I don't know who he is." ”

"I don't know who the person is, so you still take his mission?" Ye Qing glared.

"I won't take it, but the old man insists on giving me a deposit. If I don't answer, I'm going to report my previous grave robbery. Damn, I wanted to catch this old lantern back and beat it up, but I didn't expect this old lantern to be more slippery than a loach, not only did it disappear, but it also blocked my sewer. I really can't live at home, and I'm afraid that the old boss will report me, and I'm idle and bored, so I ran over to play. The fat man shrugged his shoulders and said, "Besides, I've stolen dead people for so many years, and I haven't stolen living people yet, I just want to experience life." Hey, this thief is really different from stealing the dead, I see, I still have to do my old job!"

Ye Qing listened to the fat man's words, and for some reason, he suddenly felt that the old man's mouth looked like a person. He looked at the fat man and said, "What does that old bulge of yours look like?"

"Oh, mom, you're asking the right person!" The fat man immediately came to his senses and said, "I'll give it to you, that old man, he looks too special." That guy, the most special thing is his head, the old hair is long, combed in the middle, and I don't know how much mousse I played. This drying has turned the mousse into powder, and the head is covered with white dust. However, this guy's hair is neatly combed, one hair, the soldiers are divided into two ways, and they just shoot the bow left and right, just like his mother's National Day parade, not chaotic at all. This hairstyle is enough for visual impact, the key is that this old man is also obscene, with that hair, the whole thing looks like a traitor and a lackey. ”

Hearing this, Ye Qing already knew who the fat man was. Wang Laoba, this bastard, actually ran to find someone to come and steal the Seven-Star Ancient Sword, what did he mean? Moreover, he still found a tomb robber, what does this mean? Playing cat and mouse with Ye Qing?

"How much deposit does he give you?" Ye Qing suddenly asked, Wang Laoba, this old guy doesn't have any money, can he still spend money to hire a thief?

"Can we not mention this?" the fat man was a little embarrassed.

"What's wrong?" Ye Qing was surprised and said, "How much money did he give you?"

The fat man hesitated, stretched out five fingers, and said nothing.

"500,000?" Ye Qing was surprised, when did Wang Laoba become so rich?

"That's a lot. The fat man shook his head.

"Fifty thousand?" Ye Qingqi said.

"It's more. ”

"Five thousand?" Ye Qing's eyes widened, could five thousand yuan make the fat man run so far? Then this fat man is really worthless.

"It's more. ”

"I'm rubbing, that...... That's five hundred?" Ye Qing's eyes were about to pop out, the fat man was too worthless, right?

"If only it were five hundred!" the fat man said indignantly, "This old man gave me a deposit of fifty." Moreover, when he talked to me about this, he went to a hotel to talk about it. Not only did he give me a deposit of fifty dollars, but the key thing was that I paid for lunch at noon. I ate more than 200 of them for that meal. Damn, I went to Liaoshen City, and the round-trip fare was more than 1,000. Staying in a hotel, I have to pay more than 200 yuan a day, and I am about to lose everything to my grandma's house for all this food, drink and Lazar!"

Ye Qing is messy, with a deposit of fifty yuan, can you afford to come to Liaoshen City to steal things like this?

"Fifty yuan deposit, you came for a trip?" Ye Qing pouted: "You don't deserve it." If you want to change me, you won't accept this deposit at all. This is a deposit, this is simply a slap in the face. ”

"I didn't want to take it, but this old lamp is really thoughtful. He gave me a card and the deposit was all in the card. The fat man said helplessly: "I think, this must be a lot of money, or why not put it in the card." So, I was so happy that I even invited lunch. Who knows, this fucking card has fifty dollars saved. Moreover, the fifty yuan cannot be withdrawn from the ATM. I waited in line for more than a long time, ran to the window and deposited fifty dollars, and then scraped together a handful and took it out. Oh my mother, I don't even want to do it, it's so embarrassing!"

"Since you only have so much money in the card, why are you here?" Ye Qingqi said.

"I don't want to come, but if I don't come, I'll take the deposit and not work, and I'll completely stink my reputation. What do you think, in this industry, shipping and receiving orders, all rely on honesty to eat. If someone really wants to smear your reputation outside, how will you mix it up in the future?" The fat man paused for a moment and said, "I see, this old man can't do anything else, but there are definitely a lot of shameless methods." If he really wants to discredit me, maybe he can do it. So, I really couldn't help it, so I just came to work. Moreover, I thought, even if your sword is not worth hundreds of millions, it is at least a cultural relic, and I will not pay for it if it is sold for hundreds of thousands or something. Hey, I didn't expect you to be so vigilant, I can't even steal you!"

The fat man sighed, in fact, he was more angry with Wang Laoba for pit him, but he didn't worry about being arrested.

Ye Qing was speechless by this fat man, it was the first time he had seen such a strange steal. This fat man is really optimistic enough, he has been caught as a thief, and he still has time to talk about it here, this psychological element is too strong.

After chatting with this fat man for a while, Ye Qing really wasn't ready to do anything to him, but it was Wang Laoba, Ye Qing was very strange in his heart, what kind of trick was this old guy playing, he actually sent someone to steal his seven-star ancient sword?

"He asked you to steal something, nothing else?" Ye Qingqi said.

"Hey, don't, you're like that, I really remember. The fat man said: "The old man returned the lamp, if I fail to steal, don't worry, you will definitely not do anything to me." ”

Ye Qing was speechless for a moment, Wang Laoba, this old guy really knew him, and Ye Qing was really not ready to do anything to the fat man.

"And, he asked me to bring you a message. The fat man said suddenly.

"What's the matter?" Ye Qing immediately came to his senses.