Chapter 503: The actor who changed the script indiscriminately
As soon as Yang Rui's words came out, Zhang Dadao immediately nodded and said: "It's definitely not a good person to come hunting so late! Didn't Shui Sheng say that all the guns were confiscated! It must be poaching, yes, yes, he came to poach giant pandas!" Zhang Dadao became excited, ran to the edge of the bag, took out a peachwood sword, and waved it: "Bai Er, the actor has his weapons ready, don't instigate them! Dare to poach national treasures, let's catch them and let them know what it means to have righteousness in the world!"
Zhang Dadao looked like he had been beaten with chicken blood, if there was someone who was familiar with him, he would immediately know that Zhang Dadao was woken up and had a seizure!
Zhang Shengyan looked speechlessly at Bai Er's fool who took out a kitchen knife and the actor who took out a pistol, he was also startled on the spot, and hurriedly went over and hugged the actor and looked at Zhang Dadao in a panic: "What is the situation with you! You even have a gun, where did you get it!" He was also frightened, even if it was a second generation like him in the Celestial Empire, it was a big risk to get a shotgun. This kind of thing like a pistol is simply a top-level dangerous product, and as soon as Zhang Dadao came up with this kind of thing as soon as he was a fortune teller, he instantly panicked!
Needless to say, Da Liu and Xiao Liang immediately put the object of vigilance on the actor. Da Liu came over directly and put the gun down, and the actor shouted: "Inform yourself! I'm a policeman!"
At this time, no one paid attention to him at all, let alone the police, you have to be guarded against even if you are a god! Zhang Dadao was also stunned, when did this actor become so cruel, this way is wild enough? Just when he was puzzled, he heard Xiao Liang over there say: "No! This gun is fake, good guy scared me to imitate the real image." It's all about the same weight!"
Zhang Shengyan was stunned for a moment, and suddenly scolded: "MD! It's those guys' guns last time, you hide this thing!" Shaking his head, Zhang Shengyan came over and grabbed Zhang Dadao. He said: "You are stupid! I didn't hear that those people had guns, so you will die with this kind of equipment! You also have giant pandas, and you also poach! You have brains and are useless, whoever is full has nothing to do such a thing! Make money selling cabbage and risk selling white noodles!"
The guide also hurriedly said: "We haven't seen a panda here for many years, I've never seen it when I'm so big! I've never heard of it nearby! I guess the people from the village are probably hunting wild boars or something." ”
Zhang Dadao was stunned for a moment, pouted and said, "The big wild boar can't be fought earlier." Running so far so late to hunt wild boars is impossible!"
"I don't think it's possible!" Bai Er Fool hurriedly expressed his support, but the actor was pestering Da Liu to ask him to return the weapon to him.
Zhang Shengyan also frowned. After thinking for a while, he said: "It's a bit strange to hunt at this time, but it's not impossible, more is better than less, I think everyone should be careful!"
Xiao Liang thought for a moment. He said, "Why don't I go and investigate?"
The guide also said, "Why don't I go and have a look! I know all the people in the village around here." If you were a hunter, you might be able to ask them about what was going on. ”
Zhang Dadao thought differently from them, the others thought that it might be hunting, only a few psychopaths on Zhang Dadao's side were willing to think about anything in an abnormal place, Zhang Dadao now felt that the shooting was poaching. It's definitely for the sake of cherishing animals. The actor thought differently, and finally got the toy gun back, and he said with a serious face:
"Guys, you're so unvigilant! I think the man who shot him might be coming at us!"
"What?" everyone was a little stunned and looked at the actor together. The actor was secretly happy in his heart: [Okay. The camera was finally snatched by me!] The actor was excited, but his expression was very serious. Seriously analyzed: "You all know what we are doing this time, and there are a lot of movements! It is very likely that the news will be leaked and known to others! The wealth is moving, and it is not strange that some people are eyeing us." You see, there are people waiting for the praying mantis to catch cicadas behind the treasure hunters in "National Treasure"! Even taking the treasure map into our hands may be calculated by others! Yes, that Zhu Xiaozhu is very problematic, what bad luck or something, now think about it, it's very suspicious!"
As soon as the actor said this, everyone was a little stunned, this brain hole is open, you say he is unreasonable! It does feel a bit nonsense, but it seems really interesting to say that he is reasonable, especially the matter of Zhu Xiaozhu! Everyone who heard about it felt a little incredible, Yang Rui showed suspicion in his eyes at this time, looked at Zhang Dadao and frowned and said: "How did you cure that unlucky guy? That guy seems to be a little evil? You can't really be used by him, right?"
Zhang Shengyan also frowned, although the actor's analysis was not very likely in his opinion, but this kind of wilderness place is really troublesome! Zhang Shengyan gritted his teeth and said: "I'd rather believe it than believe it, Xiaoliang, be careful and explore! Don't startle the snake." ”
The guide was completely panicked at this time, he originally thought that these people were here to explore or something, but now when he heard it, it seemed that the water in it was very deep! It had something to do with treasures, and he secretly complained in his heart at that time, and secretly said in his heart: [You won't be killed and killed, right?]
Zhang Dadao looked at the actor and had a headache, of course he knew that this guy had changed the script again, but at this time everyone else was in the trap, and Zhang Dadao couldn't say anything! Of course he knew that Zhu Xiaozhu was really unlucky, but others couldn't see the good luck, he explained that most of the others didn't believe it, seeing Yang Rui staring at him suspiciously, Zhang Dadao simply smiled, ran back to the side of the burden and put the peachwood sword, took out a feather fan, and said while shaking:
"Hmph, don't worry! Poor Dao has already prepared, I have already arranged a spy by Zhu Xiaozhu's side! If he has another problem, he will definitely not be able to escape Poor Dao's calculations!"
Bai Er's fool suddenly realized: "Oh, Heavenly Master, you already knew! Those two people who collected protection money turned out to be deliberately arranged by you!" Bai Er's fool showed an expression of admiration, and Zhang Dadao also scolded secretly in his heart, this was obviously forced by the actor to change the script!
The actor also had an expression that I already knew, and looking at everyone, they all felt that this thing was very weird! The guide regretted it even more, and hesitated to say whether he would be killed if he quit now. Yang Rui looked at his watch and said to Zhang Dadao: "It's minus 11 degrees, aren't you cold?"
Zhang Dadao shook his hand lightly, feeling extremely embarrassed at the time, can this not be cold! He only shook it a few times and felt that his snot was about to come down, if it weren't for the snot that damaged his image too much, he probably couldn't help it. Zhang Dadao put away the fan embarrassedly and said with a smile: "Poor Dao has practiced." ”
"Eh~" The actor suddenly let out a surprised voice, and came over and whispered: "Director Zhang, the lines are wrong!
"Poof~" Yang Rui and Zhang Shengyan laughed in unison, and the two of them suddenly realized at this time that these guys were actually convulsive again! )
PS: There is still one to make up for yesterday, first make up one chapter, and then make up another chapter tomorrow. Later, it will be restored to three more every day!