Chapter 33: The concubine is drunk
Huang Guolun thought that Huang Tao was going to offer Bai Yao a courtesy invitation to Bai Yao to eat ice cream.
It turned out to be not.
I saw this bear child running in front of Bai Yao, raising his little head and asking Bai Yao very seriously: "Sister Bai Yao, let me ask you something." ”
"You ask. ”
"Tired of two words, how do you pronounce them upside down?"
When the two were together, Huang Tao often asked her all kinds of strange questions, and Bai Yao had long been surprised, thought about it, and replied, "Crooked?"
"Hee-hee, I love you too. Sister Bai Yao, you are so drifting today!"
"Poof. ”
Bai Yao was amused by Huang Tao's little flesh, and was actually a little embarrassed, so she pulled Huang Tao's little fat hand and complained to Huang Tao: "You are quite good at pleasing girls." ”
"Of course, it's much better than my dad!"
Bai Yao took his little hand and walked back to Huang Guolun's side, Huang Tao was eating the bag of drench, with a smug expression on his face, and hinted to his father with his eyes: Have you learned?
Huang Guolun was speechless, thinking that he would never be able to let this bear child watch TV again in the future, what kind of mess he was learning! If he continues to develop like this, this kid will have to become a playboy!
Don't talk nonsense with Huang Tao, Huang Guolun took Huang Tao and Bai Yao into the car, and hurried to send the two to the northern suburbs.
Because it wasn't the day of school, Bai Yao didn't wear a school uniform that day.
She deliberately put on a new set of clothes, hoping to leave a better impression on the Huang family.
What she said was new clothes, but they weren't really new clothes.
It was Huang Guolun who turned out of Chen Jia's cloakroom and gave her a set of clothes.
The close-fitting clover white T-shirt, Bai Yao has already worn it, the white thin cotton sports jacket on the outside, and the clover yoga sweatpants on the lower body, are the same series designed by Chen Jia herself.
The clothes of this brand are particularly youthful and fashionable.
But it's a pity that after Chen Jia's death, the fashion brand she created also disappeared with it.
Many of the new clothes of this brand in Chen Jia's cloakroom have not even been worn once.
Huang Guolun looked at it as a pity, so he simply gave Bai Yao all of them, which was regarded as Bai Yao's benefit to Huang Tao as a tutor.
He told Bai Yao before sending them that these clothes were designed by his deceased wife himself, and they were all new, and he really couldn't handle them, so he gave them to Bai Yao. Saying this, of course, I hope that Bai Yao can accept it with peace of mind.
Bai Yao has nothing to be afraid of this.
This is all a piece of Mr. Huang's heart, and it is to take care of her, and she naturally understands it.
Although she usually doesn't care much about her appearance and dress, Bai Yao is a girl after all, and dressing herself up decently and beautifully will make her feel happier.
Just like Huang Tao boasted, Bai Yao is much more beautiful today than before.
Whether it is appearance or figure, Bai Yao belongs to the kind of superb beauty embryo that comes out of the mud without staining.
Even if she has an inch of hair and never wears makeup, after changing into youthful and fashionable clothes, she will still give people a particularly eye-catching and dazzling sense of sight.
Walking on the street, she is like Ruili's short-haired model shooting on the street, which is quite eye-catching.
Except for the serious deduction of points for her voice, everything on Bai Yao is impeccable.
Even an uncle like Huang Guolun, who is like a water, couldn't help but glance at Bai Yao a few more times when he saw Bai Yao today, and his mood was a little strange.
However, the strangeness in his heart was not because Bai Yao was beautiful, but because Bai Yao, who was wearing this white and green sportswear, had a faint shadow of Chen Jiasheng's infinite youth in front of the yellow peach.
Along the way, Bai Yao sat in the back row and chatted with Huang Tao, Huang Tao came and went to praise Bai Yao for being good-looking, praising Bai Yao for being beautiful, and praising Bai Yao for being embarrassed.
Huang Guolun interjected from time to time, complaining about the hard work of working overtime on weekends: "I wish I could accompany you to spend the weekend in the northern suburbs." Working overtime on weekends is a headache, and the most toss-taking thing in the world is working overtime on weekends. ”
"What kind of toss is working overtime on weekends, it's really a toss to sleep well and wake up with urine. Huang Tao's words are always so sincere that people are speechless.
Huang Guolun smiled helplessly and said: "What you said seems to be right, but overtime is more tiring." ”
"Dad, you're still tired, if you're not tired, I'll be tired. People should be tired in life, otherwise why would we call them humans? Huang Tao's smile struck a hint of schadenfreude.
"Don't be complacent, you kid, I'll tell you, I'm not here, don't think no one cares about you. Huang Guolun instructed Bai Yao: "Bai Yao, I will give you a task, you don't allow Huang Tao to watch TV all day today." If he dares to watch TV, you turn him into a popsicle. ”
"Dad, how old are you? How dare you order Sister Bai Yao like that? She's an ice and snow witch! Be careful that she will turn you into a popsicle first!" Huang Taohu asked Bai Yao with a fake tiger: "Sister Bai Yao, you won't listen to my father, right?"
Bai Yao regretfully told Huang Tao: "He is my teacher, I must listen to him." You also have to listen to your teacher. ”
Huang Tao was puzzled: "Why, he's just a teacher, you're an ice witch!"
"Have you forgotten that witches are not free to do whatever they want, and are also subject to the Law of Witches. Bai Yao took out "The Law of Witches" to relieve Huang Tao's doubts: "No one in this world can do whatever they want, Teacher Huang can't do it, you can't do it, and I can't do it." We can't change this way, so we can only change ourselves and make us more suitable for this way. Freedom is always relative. There is no absolute freedom in this world, nor absolute fairness, only absolute balance. ”
If you want to talk to ordinary children, they will definitely not understand. But Bai Yao knew that Huang Tao would definitely be able to understand something.
Through these days of exposure, she found that the psychological maturity and IQ of this naughty bag intermittently reached the level of an adult.
Often when she said such seemingly esoteric things to Huang Tao, Huang Tao would be fooled by her.
This time was no exception.
After listening to Bai Yao's earnest teaching, Huang Tao nodded thoughtfully and said, "Sister Bai Yao, I think what you said is quite reasonable. Well, I won't embarrass you this weekend, I watch less TV and play more on my phone. ”
I don't know when, Huang Tao has already taken Huang Guolun's mobile phone and played while eating.
Huang Guolun said angrily: "Hey, when did you kid take my phone away!"
"What do you mean by Shun? You put it on the armrest box yourself. ”
Huang Tao suddenly held up her mobile phone and asked Bai Yao a very strange question: "Sister Bai Yao, when you said that these APPs were going to be deleted, why did the icons tremble?
"I guess, they're scared. Bai Yao felt that Huang Tao's thinking when she returned to her childhood was super innocent and cute.
"Then why are some apps that can't be deleted, but they're also shaking?"
Bai Yao thought for a moment and said, "I think, they may be in Dese." ”
"I see!" Huang Tao suddenly said brightly: "Sister Bai Yao, you are so smart, you helped me solve the problem that has plagued me for a long time so easily, you are really the ice and snow witch who is smart about ice and snow!"
"It's okay. ”
was always slapped by Huang Tao, and Bai Yao was also a little fluttering.
I don't know why, when she's with this little ghost, she's always in a good mood.
Even her most cherished time, when she was with Huang Tao, she didn't feel that it was uselessly wasted.
In the past, she had never had this kind of time to completely relax and enjoy life, she was either studying, or working, and the only bit of relaxation and leisure was to sing rock and roll in the bar to release all the pent-up emotions in her heart explosively, but this is actually work.
But now, when she is with Huang Tao and Huang Guolun, Bai Yao will always give birth to a relaxed state of enjoying life and enjoying life, although she always has a string in her heart, hoping to earn money for her grandfather's burial as soon as possible.
But after being amused by Huang Tao's innocence and playfulness again and again, she really felt that such a day was so interesting, as if she had never really lived before.
"Peaches, don't patronize yourself to eat, you can also share your Sister Bai Yao's ice cream to eat. Such a big bag, you have to eat it all yourself. Huang Guolun urged Huang Tao.
"Sister Bai Yao doesn't like snacks, she is not a foodie like me. If she was a foodie, I would have given it to her a long time ago. Huang Tao turned her fat face and asked Bai Yao: "Right, Sister Bai Yao, you're not a foodie, are you?"
This question, how should Bai Yao answer?
Bai Yao could only smile and say, "Of course I'm not, you can eat it yourself, but don't eat too much, eating too much ice cream will indeed make you upset." ”
"I'm guessing you're not. Only the sister with small breasts is a foodie. ”
"Huh?"
Bai Yao didn't turn a corner in her mind, and she didn't understand what kind of logic Huang Tao was.
"Because I am so hungry!"
Huang Tao explained to Bai Yao seriously: "If a girl is poor on her chest, she will be hungry, so she has to eat all the time, and she is destined to be a foodie in this life." If the girl's chest is rich and plump, like Sister Bai Yao like you, she won't be hungry, and she won't like to eat much. You see that you usually eat very little, and this is all because your breasts are too big, and you are not hungry when you are rich. ”
Bai Yao was said to be very embarrassed, and she couldn't wait to secretly shrink her chest back a few inches.
Huang Guolun was even more embarrassed, and asked Huang Tao angrily: "Who taught you to be fierce and evil!"
"The big teacher taught, he said on TV, the poor are extremely hungry, and the rich are not hungry. He also said that a girl's favorite flower is not a rose or a peony, but a 'rich flower'. ”
Huang Guolun fainted when he heard it: "I warn you, don't watch the big teacher's program in the future, the big teacher's program is not for you children!"
"Why not? A lot of what he said was for us children. For example, he said before that a paper airplane thrown on his knees will fly the longest, which makes super sense. I've tried throwing paper airplanes on my knees, and it's really long to fly!"
Huang Guolun was stunned and said: "How is it possible? How can a paper airplane thrown on his knees fly for a long time?"
Bai Yao had an idea and said, "It can't be because of 'concubine drunk', right?"
Huang Tao seemed to have found the extreme, and excitedly pointed at Bai Yao and shouted: "That's right!
"%¥¥%%......!" Huang Guolun almost vomited blood when he didn't hear it.
"The big teacher also said a particularly interesting theory, do you know which fruit is the hottest, pineapple, pear, dragon fruit and mango?" asked Huang Tao.
Bai Yao was not sure about this question, and guessed: "Dragon fruit?"
"No, it's a pear. Huang Tao put on a particularly funny expression and said the answer: "Because - ion hot!"
Huang Guolun was completely broken when he heard this, and his heart was so haggard that he was no longer able to control Huang Tao, so he let Bai Yao deal with Huang Tao.
This way to the northern suburbs of the villa, Huang Tao's mouth was not idle, either eating or telling Bai Yao all kinds of funny jokes, and from time to time there would be some **** that he didn't know at all.
Huang Guolun and Bai Yao were very embarrassed to hear it, and the two of them couldn't explain it to Huang Tao, that scene was really indescribably wonderful.
Huang Guolun is becoming more and more worried about Huang Tao, worried that he is too smart and will be misled by many things on TV.
He was even worried that Bai Yao would always mix with Huang Tao and would be tainted by Huang Peach.
He originally hoped that Bai Yao could suppress Huang Tao as a witch.
Who would have thought that Huang Tao was so powerful! It actually imperceptibly affected Bai Yao.
Is there no one in this world who can really suppress this kid Huang Tao?
Huang Guolun shouted sadly!
But what he really needs to worry about and worry about hasn't been staged yet.
The seed of the dream that Huang Guokun planted in Huang Tao's heart before was forgotten by Huang Tao in the huge heart field because of Bai Yao's appearance.
Huang Tao has been playing with Bai Yao these days, and has forgotten about being a child star who eats all over the world.
When he thinks of this stubble one day, it will be when Huang Guolun really has a headache.
At nine o'clock in the morning that day, after sending Huang Tao and Bai Yao to the villa in the northern suburbs, Huang Guolun didn't even enter the house, and went back to the city non-stop, and went straight to the school to help at the school celebration venue.
As in previous years, the main venue of this year's celebration is still the school auditorium that can accommodate 1,500 students at the same time.
The school spent a lot of money to upgrade the hardware facilities of the auditorium to match the well-known actors and singers.
This time, those who came to the experimental middle school to participate in the 50th anniversary performance were the military singer Yan Liwen, the soprano singer Hui Jiaqi, the well-known violin soloist Ma Shuo, and the pop singer Tang Jing...... and so on, a total of more than a dozen groups of artists.
For a high school, such a lineup can already be regarded as star-studded.
There are a few artists who have to run other announcements, so they will perform at the beginning of the school celebration, and then these artists will leave, and then there will be the students' art show.
The three artists who do not leave, Yan Liwen, Hui Jiaqi and Ma Shuo, as well as the deputy head of the Jinfan Art Troupe, Chen Kenan, will be the judges of this student performance, and evaluate the students' performances from the most professional point of view.
Saturday and Sunday were two busy days before the decoration of the school hall was completed.
On Sunday afternoon, all students participating in the art show have an internal rehearsal first.
If it's too bad a performance, it will be brushed off during this internal rehearsal to prevent them from going out and being embarrassed.
In this rehearsal, Liu Guanzhang had a relatively large situation.
After the music started, they couldn't keep up with the rhythm of rap at all, and sang the song "Born Stubborn" into a pot of paste, which caused a burst of laughter from the teachers and students at the scene.
Halfway through their singing, Vice President Zhou Gang, the leader of the internal audit team, couldn't listen anymore and waved his hand to stop: "Stop, stop, stop! What kind of nonsense are you singing!"