Chapter 138: I'm going to die
"What? Two or three thousand people have to sign it?"
The small conference room in the gymnasium is a large cubicle of about 200 square meters, except for the innermost row of rostrums that have not been moved, the other chairs can be moved, and Mu Yu has already emptied them.
Behind the rostrum, there was a huge red banner with the words "Famous best-selling author Sun Hao's Readers' Meeting" written on it.
The entire signing venue has been cleaned and spotlessly clean, looking warm and not cheesy.
However, at this moment, Sun Hao was not in the mood to appreciate the fruits of Mu Yu and Li Zehao's hard work for half a month, he was taken aback after hearing Li Zehao's "report" that came first, two or three thousand people have to sign, even if they sign 3,000, this means that he has to write 6,000 words, uh, 6,000 words, it doesn't seem to be a lot!
Sun Hao was secretly grateful in his heart, fortunately, his parents gave a two-word name in order to save trouble, if it was called "Sun Xiaohao" or something, then he would have to write 9,000 words at this time, don't underestimate these 3,000 words, maybe this is the last straw that crushed the camel.
"Okay, I see. Sun Hao nodded calmly, and asked again, "Is everything arranged?"
Li Zehao originally planned to see Sun Hao's deflated appearance, but he didn't expect that people didn't care at all, but he was slightly taken aback, and soon returned to normal. He felt a little depressed that he punched the empty space, and said, "It's ready, everyone is very orderly, and they are lining up." ”
"Then let's start quickly, finish it early and go to dinner early!" Sun Hao said with a smile.
"Okay!"
Li Zehao responded, and hurriedly arranged for people to let people in while maintaining order.
Although Sun Hao sent a few calligraphy works out, but he has never signed for others, for which he also practiced for a period of time, with Wang Xizhi's calligraphy skills, no matter what pen is used to write, can write a good word, nothing more than a tool conversion takes time to adapt to the problem.
Sun Hao was originally full of confidence, according to his writing speed, more than 6,000 words, even if it is handwritten, it only takes two hours at most to finish. But when he actually started signing, he realized that he was wrong.
Not only wrong, but ridiculously wrong!
The first in the queue is a girl, she holds seven or eight books to sign alone, which makes Sun Hao a little embarrassed, "Love in the Neck Period" has only one book, but "Ethereal Journey" is more than 1.8 million words, and there are more than 200,000 words, there are 7 books in this set alone.
After Sun Hao signed these books seriously, the little girl blushed and whispered: "Uncle, I like your books, I'm your big fan, can you take a photo?"
"Group photo?" Sun Hao was stunned for a moment, there seems to be no such link in the book signing!
The little girl saw that Sun Hao was hesitating, and suddenly became anxious, "Uncle, just take a group photo, I told my classmates that I was okay, please!"
When a girl snorts, a boy gets stupid.
Sun Hao is like this, he didn't react yet, the little girl had already jumped to his side, stretched out a small hand to put her arms around his neck affectionately, took out her mobile phone and "clicked", and the group photo was completed.
"Thank you, uncle! I will always support you!
After the little girl left a red lip print on Sun Hao's face, she ran away with the book in her arms.
The people in line behind him saw this scene and immediately coaxed.
"This little girl actually took advantage of her uncle!"
"Uncle, we're going to take a group photo in a while!"
"Hahaha, the lip prints on the uncle's face are so beautiful!"
“……”
Sun Hao's face was as red as a monkey's ass, it was really embarrassing! Although he had been kissed by other girls, it was the first time in public!
Sun Hao wanted to cry without tears, his heart was extremely depressed, and he caught a glimpse of Mu Yu on the side covering his mouth and snickering, he was angry, and said fiercely: "Why don't you hurry up and bring a tissue!"
"Oh, oh! Boss, wait a minute!" Mu Yu held back a smile, and hurriedly took out a tissue from her bag and handed it to Sun Hao.
Although she couldn't see a smile on her face, Sun Hao could see the smile in her big eyes at a glance, which was about to overflow.
Well, this assistant is already lawless!
Sun Hao shook his head helplessly and continued to sign the books that the fans bought.
After signing along the way, Sun Hao was simply surprised, he thought that these book fans should be distinct, fans of "Love in the Neck Period" will not buy the physical book of "Ethereal Journey", and fans of "Ethereal Journey" should not like to read love novels like "Love in the Neck Period".
What he didn't expect was that all the book fans present bought two sets of books, you know, the retail price of "Love in the Neck Period" is 20 yuan, and it is reasonable to buy one by the way, but "Ethereal Journey" has a total of 8 books, and the price of one set of books is 228 yuan.
But now Sun Hao has no time to pursue these problems, and after just over two hours of signing, his wrist has begun to ache and pain, thanks to his uninterrupted exercise during this time, otherwise, I am afraid that he will not be able to bear it in two hours.
What made Sun Hao even more unbearable was that these book fans made all kinds of requests one by one as if they were competing, and it was relatively normal at first, just asking for a photo with Sun Hao.
Then, someone came with a Polaroid and asked Sun Hao to sign the photo after taking a photo, and then a big man asked Sun Hao to sign on his strong arm.
Then, there was no discipline, and there was a female college student dressed in avant-garde clothes who actually asked Sun Hao to sign her belly button.
Sun Hao refused at first, because, if you can't let me sign, I'll sign it immediately, I want to try to see if I can sign it, whether it's good or not, after I sign it, will someone smash my glass in the middle of the night, will someone stop me halfway and beat me......
Well, all in all, in short, in the coaxing of the majority of book fans, Sun Hao blushed, trembled his hands, and signed his name tremblingly above the navel of the girl who had no discipline.
After the little girl left majestically like a victorious general, Sun Hao's little heart was still pounding, alas, oh my mother! This is a readers' meeting, this is a book signing and selling, this is simply a life!