Volume 8 The White Tiger of the West Volume 8 Chapter 14 The Axe Spirit (I)
"Sect Master, I find that I have something to do again!"
Coffee patted the weapon rack with one whisker, scratched his head with the other, turned his head and said to Chu Bing.
"Do you remember something again?
"You see, when he was in the Ten Thousand Wood Blessed Land, the old tree pole in Montenegro released the aura of the wood attribute when he was idle all day long, and he was equivalent to the attribute root of the Ten Thousand Wood Blessed Land. In the days when he first appeared, he could turn all the animals of all ages into plants!"
"Then you said that this Hundred Blades Zen Temple, does it also have such a strange attribute root, and it is also releasing this metallic aura? After a long time, those weak people are not dead, but transformed into metal and something like that. Is that possible, you say?"
Chu Bing was stunned, he really hadn't thought about this problem. But if it is according to the changes in the blessed land of ten thousand trees, it is indeed very possible! Chu Bing was pondering this, and a somewhat harsh voice came:
"Donkey with big nostrils, you are really very smart! This little secret of the Hundred Blades Blessed Land can be seen through at a glance! The old axe admires, sincerely admires!"
Someone?!Chu Bing and Cafe turned their heads at the same time and looked at where the sound came from.
“...... Sect Master, what is this thing?"
“...... You don't know you as a monster, so how can I know what he is!"
Chu Bing swallowed hard and spit, looking at the monster in front of him, his brain circuit was a little short-circuited for a while.
In front of them stood an axe, a big axe with long arms and legs!
"Sect Master, this thing is trendy enough! Look, the underwear he wears is also printed with the Flying Detective!"
"Don't talk to me yet, my brain is spinning a little, and I can't get around for a while!"
Chu Bing rubbed his temples vigorously and said. There's no way, a two-meter-high big axe is standing in front of you, and anyone who sees it will think that there is something wrong with their brain!
On the shiny wooden handle of the big axe monster, there is a pair of extremely strong human thighs! The muscle groups on the thighs are by no means weaker than those of the bodybuilding masters! And the hair on the thighs is quite lush, and if you don't look closely, you think it's a translucent hair leggings!
The two arms were the same, very strong, and the hair was quite luxuriant, like a gorilla! A large patch of hair had been shaved off the left arm, and a fairy daughter was tattooed on the hairless part!
"Hey, I said big axe, what the hell are you?!"
Coffee scratched his head with a whisker and asked at the grotesque big axe.
"Look at what you're asking, it's not at all level! Don't you call me a big axe, then what else can I do?!"
"You're really an axe?"
"That's a must! I've been an axe since I was sensible!"
"You can pull it down, you! Can the axe grow legs and feet? You wear the underwear of the flying detective, you lie to the ghost!"
"Haven't I become a sperm! Since I have become a sperm, it's not normal for me to grow legs and feet!"
The axe monster shook his legs and feet, and snorted.
As the old saying goes, all things can be refined if they have a spirit, but that must be natural for all things to become fine!
Coffee's face was full of contempt, thinking that the hammer and axe are not separated, and at first glance it looks like it is uneducated!
"You really make sense when you say that, so what the hell am I doing?!"
The Great Axe Spirit was confused, and scratched his big furry arm with his mallet-like fingers.
"Then you think about it slowly, let's go in first!"
Coffee saw that the axe spirit had been stunned by himself, so he bumped into Chu Bing, and the two of them walked towards the opposite hall!
"Bang!"
A shiny little axe wiped the nose of the coffee and chopped it on the door of the main hall!
Coffee turned his head to look at the axe spirit who was holding another small axe in the distance, and couldn't help but shake his head. I thought to myself that the big axe threw the small axe, what is the matter? It's just as sinful as a mother selling her children!
"If you don't want us to go, just say it! Why don't you throw your own child out, your conscience will let the dog eat it!"
"you! That's just a little axe, and it's not a sperm, how can it be considered my cub?! Also, you two are coming back! You think you can enter the main hall if you want to? You have to pass my level to get in!"
Coffee jumped up to the axe, poked him with his whiskers, and said with a smile:
"As soon as I saw you like this, I knew that you were a little gatekeeper! We talked about it so rightly just now, you let us in!"
The axe spirit made him poke a little itchy, and said as he stroked the whiskers with his hands:
"Loyalty to duty, love and dedication is my motto! If you want to go in, you can, just beat me!"
"Can't be accommodating? I can help you sharpen the edge, you look at your edge, it's a little rusty!"
"No! I have a resolute personality and never do those crooked ways!"
"You're a hammer! I don't know anything about the world!"
Coffee got angry and patted the axe face of the axe spirit with his whiskers.
“...... I'm an axe, not a hammer!"
"Okay coffee, finally my job is also due. I don't know how to fight, is it Wenbi or Wubi?"
"Isn't it just a pass, how can there still be Wenbi and Wubi?"
The axe spirit said a little confused as he pushed away the tangled whiskers of coffee.
"Generally speaking, it's a martial arts competition, and defeating the other party is naturally a win! But I see that you and Coffee have the same temperament, and if it is a martial arts, it will be a little hurtful and angry. ”
I don't know why, looking at this big nostril donkey is quite pleasing to the eye, if you wait to hurt him, then I really don't feel good.
"What you say makes sense, but how does this comparison compare?"
"Martial arts, look at the strength inside, and look at the attack, defense, and speed outside! ”
"Reasonable! How can we compare our skills?"
"Simple and rude, break your wrists!"
"Dry~~~ crispy!I like it!Who will compare? You, or a donkey with big nostrils?"
“...... Do you think there's a way to wrestle your wrists with the big hooves of coffee?"
"You're right! Let's go to the stone table!"
"Who do you say is the big nostril donkey?!
Coffee angrily slapped the axe surface of the axe spirit with his whiskers! The rust on the axe surface was falling down with a bang!
I'm sorry, donkey with big nostrils, I really didn't know you were a skewer, I'll pay attention in the future!"
“...... You're a hammer! I don't understand, you're shiny, why is this axe so rusty?"
"I don't understand it!
The axe spirit shook his two big arms at the coffee, and the coffee scratched his head with his whiskers, and said suspiciously:
"What do you mean? Mao Duo, you can take it down and weave a scarf?"
"you!Short arms~~ He can't reach it!!"
"That's what it means!"