Chapter 111: Human Flesh Navigation
Nie Zheng's heart tightened, and he subconsciously hugged his daughter and took a step back.
Tang Ning's expression was very serious, even more serious than last night.
"Is this girl settling accounts again after the autumn, talking about last night's incident, didn't she forgive me just now?
Today is Nie Zheng's first trip with his daughter in the world of two people.
It's simply that if there is a god in the way, the god will be killed, and if there is a Buddha in the way, the Buddha will be punished, but it's a pity that this Tang Ning is even more powerful than the god and Buddha.
The main daughter is obedient to her, and it is no exaggeration to say that she is holding a jelly, and Tang Ning is holding a rattan, and her daughter will still cry and go over to call her, and she will not ask for snacks in her hand.
If Tang Ning mobilized his daughter not to go to the water park at this moment, it would be a big deal.
"Say!"
"Nie Zheng!" Tang Ning's little eyes were much stricter than last night, to be precise, it should be much more serious, word by word, slowly spit out from her mouth, "Garlic stewed tongs fish, grapefruit peel eel, have you finished eating?"
Burst!
Nie Zheng almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.
It turned out that for this, how could it be as serious as the end of the world.
But it's right to think about it, Tang Ning's life is to eat and sleep, which is really important to her.
"I've never eaten a bite!"
"Ahh
Tang Ning's expression was very incredible, how could anyone in the world be able to restrain himself in the face of food.
"Isn't it delicious?"
Tang Ning asked cautiously, although very rude, but she wanted to know the answer.
As long as it wasn't something that hindered the world between him and his daughter, Nie Zheng immediately calmed down, and said indifferently: "Without Qingqing and you, I can't eat." ”
"So that's the case!" Tang Ning's worries last night vanished, although it was shameless, but she had to ask this question, "Nie Zheng, can you invite me to eat?"
"Dad, Dad, Aunt sent Qingqing over to eat a bite of fish last night, and then tell her what it tastes like, but Qingqing doesn't like to eat fish. ”
Qingqing's meticulous work betrayed Tang Ning's military situation, her pretty face was red, and her expression was very twisted, but she was still waiting for Nie Zheng's reply.
"Tang Ning, don't be greedy for convenience, use a microwave oven, you must put it on the water surface to steam, but not too long, three minutes after the water boils, do you know?"
"Hey, hey!" Tang Ning waved his hand and said nonchalantly, "I can't do this kind of technical work, you can do it." ”
Nie Zheng was very suspicious, "What will I do, I want to play with my daughter today, but whatever, anyway, put it there, it's her own business whether to eat or not." ”
"Nie Zheng. Tang Ning's heart stone was put down, her expression was very relaxed, she touched Qingqing's head, "I have already dressed Qingqing in a swimsuit, and when the time comes, you can take off the clothes outside, you..."
Tang Ning's face flushed, she felt that this was very inappropriate, so she didn't say anything, she was going to say, "You also changed your swimming trunks and wore them in them, otherwise how to change them when the time comes, Qingqing can't go into the men's locker room with you." She had no choice but to change the topic, hoping that Nie Zheng would understand.
"Nie Zheng, it's summer vacation, most of the water parks are for parents to take their children to go, when Qingqing wants to go to the toilet, you can ask other parents to wait, wait at the door by yourself..."
"Do you need it? in the pool..."
Nie Zheng didn't continue, Tang Ning is a saint, such a dirty behavior, it is better not to let her know, so as not to cause more trouble.
"You..." Tang Ning naturally understood what he meant, her eyes widened, pointing at Nie Zheng, and the sentence "You are so obscene" in her heart couldn't bear to say after all.
Tang Ning is reluctant to go to the water park, not that he is too shy to wear a swimsuit, in addition to the three-point style, there are many conservative and dignified swimsuits, what Nie Zheng just said is one of the reasons why she is reluctant to go, the water is too dirty.
For another reason, she smiled slyly and gently touched the parent-child tracker in her hand....
"Dad, Dad, I'm going to be late, I'm going to be late! People will be closed, what if I can't play?"
Qingqing jumped out of Nie Zheng's arms, raised her little feet, and pressed the elevator hard.
Tang Ning immediately ran into the house and gave a small schoolbag to Nie Zheng, "Inside are Qingqing's clothes, and towels, when the time comes.... Hey..."
Nie Zheng and Qingqing had disappeared into the elevator.
Can...
The elevator doors opened again, and Qingqing's voice was heard.
"Auntie, don't be lazy to sleep alone, you have to eat, otherwise what if you have a stomach ache? You're huge!"
Then the elevator closed again, this is the words that Tang Ning's mother taught Tang Ning before her death, and the last sentence is naturally "You are already the eldest and not small", Qingqing can't say it.
She choked until she almost vomited blood, and then shouted loudly: "You human flesh navigation, don't make noise!", and then there was a burst of sweetness in her heart, after all, this girl still misses herself.
Tang Ning couldn't wait to run into Nie Zheng's house, opened the refrigerator, and didn't care about the cold, so he randomly sandwiched a little bit of the two delicacies.
"Wow... Good delicious fish!" Her eyes bent into the moon, and she said proudly, "Hmph, count you, Nie Zheng, it's not in vain that I worked so hard to squeeze the bus today!"
Nie Zheng hugged Qingqing with a confused expression, "What is human flesh navigation?"
"Hurry, hurry!"
Qingqing couldn't wait to jump around on Nie Zheng's body, urging the elevator to hurry down, looking at the little girl's appearance, she was really worried that the water park was closed, and she didn't wait for her to play.
"Get in the car!"
Nie Zheng also cooperated with his daughter's anxious mood very much, got out of the elevator, and immediately ran out and stuffed his daughter into the passenger seat.
"Oh, Dad, Qingqing is only five years old, she can't sit in the front, she has to be twelve years old!"
Qingqing really abides by the traffic rules very much, but she is reluctant to get out of the car, pouts her little butt from the front row, and slowly climbs to the back, but her little mouth is constantly urging her father to drive quickly.
"Daddy, Daddy, do you know how to get to the water park!" Qingqing poked her little head forward.
Nie Zheng gently patted his daughter's head and motioned for her to go back, "Dad knows how to go." ”
"Daddy, Daddy, the phone can take you there, it's a little bear, and then you turn it on, and it will tell you how to go..."
"Baby, that's navigation, Daddy knows how to get there, no need to navigate. ”
Nie Zheng began to understand what Tang Ning meant by human flesh navigation, it turned out that Qingqing liked to act as a navigation function in the car, and it seemed that Tang Ning enjoyed a lot of that treatment.
She said that Qingqing was very noisy, mainly because Tang Ning's own driving skills were not good, and it was naturally very annoying for someone to talk, but for Nie Zheng, it was a natural sound, which could add a lot of fun on the way.
"Dad, then how do you tell Qingqing to go?"
"It's very simple, we got on the highway and walked all the way to the exit of the water park. ”
"Dad, how many years have you been driving? Auntie can't even get on the highway. ”
Forehead...
That's true, the highway requires a driver with more than a year of driving experience to go up, Nie Zheng only has a few days of driving experience in Lanxing, and I don't know if the earth's count.
"Dad doesn't have a year, what should I do?" Nie Zheng didn't want to lie to his daughter.
"Ahh That..."Qingqing tilted her head sideways and thought for a while, "Then forget it, don't do it next time!"
Compared with Downing, her daughter is really "fair".
"Dad, Dad, are you going the wrong way, you have to keep walking at the highway, you can't turn, you know, well, you must be going the wrong way, why haven't you been here for so long. ”
"Little baby, don't be anxious, because it's far away, and it will take an hour to arrive. ”
"How many hours is it now..."
"Uh..."
Nie Zheng bombarded Qingqing's human navigation for an hour, and finally arrived at the water park.
"Dad, Dad, you're going to turn the wheel and reverse the car in, well, yes, yes, that's it. ”
Nie Zheng couldn't help but feel funny, he could imagine that Tang Ning was carrying his daughter and reversing into the parking space, his level was already limited, and he was very frightened, and with his daughter's guidance, he was even more crazy.
"Yay!" Nie Zheng parked the car at once, and Qingqing cheered, "Tiger, tiger, dolphin, dolphin..."
Click!
Qingqing opened the car door by herself and ran out of the car like a fly...