Chapter 1337: Routine
"Master, you must save me!"
Invited Guang Chengzi to come to the house to see feng shui, and the greasy rich businessman who was ready to change his bad luck heard Guang Chengzi say that the yin qi in the family seemed to be entangled by resentful spirits, and the expression on his face was suddenly frightened.
I don't know if this guy has done some unsightly things in the process of making a fortune, as the so-called 'don't do bad things, don't be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door', so now this thing is so scared, this has to make people think deeply.
The accumulation of capital is bloody, no matter how glorious it looks on the surface, but behind the unknown there is a dark inside story that scares you to death.
So Guang Chengzi is not interested in how the rich businessman made his fortune, and the question that can interest Guang Chengzi is how much money this rich businessman with a greasy face can make.
Well, this is what Guang Chengzi cares about the most.
"Master! 5 million! I'll give 5 million!"
Guang Chengzi did not respond immediately, but dragged the compass in his hand, and walked slowly around the room with a solemn face, which made people feel that the situation was very serious after seeing the expression on his face.
But in fact, this little thing of a rich businessman is nothing at all in Guang Chengzi's eyes, and the reason why he wants to show this kind of solemnity and depression is just a routine to put it bluntly.
Sure enough, the rich businessman made up a terrifying picture in his own mind and scared himself.
In addition, he has indeed been unlucky in the recent period, so when Guang Chengzi said this, is there any reason not to believe it.
In short, now this rich businessman with a greasy face and a greasy face, like a brain-dead person under the influence of a brain-dead aura, believes in Guang Chengzi ten out of ten.
The price of 5 million is not low.
But Guang Chengzi felt that he could get more.
Because Guang Chengzi saw something from the performance and reaction of the rich businessman, it seems that this rich businessman has done a lot of unsightly things, and his hands are still stained with blood and human life, otherwise he would not have been so frightened.
Obviously, this is afraid that the ghosts of the people who have been harmed by him will find trouble.
If a person hasn't done those unsightly things and hasn't harmed others, he basically listens to his own nonsense, and even if he is frightened, he won't behave like the greasy rich businessman in front of him.
Modern life has made many immortal families change their personalities, and Guangchengzi is no exception.
In ancient times, there was such a modern development of information, and all kinds of information were flying all over the sky, but any ordinary person was also the first to talk about the truth.
Therefore, it is rare to live in such an environment without being influenced.
Nuwa is like this, red sperm is like this, so Guangchengzi is of course no exception, and many immortals like them will be affected slowly, at most the size of the change.
Guang Chengzi sensed that the rich merchant had a ghost in his heart, and immediately snickered in his heart, because he knew very well that he would definitely be able to get a large amount of money from this guy.
As the saying goes, if you don't open for three years, you will eat for three years.
Looking at feng shui or something, you can get a lot of money, and most of it is mainly in this kind of work.
Think about it, as a rich and powerful person, no one wants to be haunted by ghosts and make themselves sick, and they can't spend their money and enjoy life.
You must know that the most painful thing in life is that people die and don't spend money.
Therefore, the wealthy businessman fell into Guangchengzi's routine.
"10 million! Master! I'll give 10 million! Please help me solve the current dilemma!"
The rich businessman raised the price to 10 million, and at the same time, it can be seen that he was really scared by Guang Chengzi.
I smiled in my heart, but my face was serious and solemn, I have to say that Guangchengzi, a member of the fairy family, was also sent by acting.
"Zhou Sheng, I don't want to ask what you have done in the past, and I am not interested, I don't understand other people's rules, but I have my own rules, so I am only responsible for helping the subject solve the troubles and troubles of the supernatural, as for the grievances between the subject and the supernatural, it has nothing to do with me. ”
Guang Chengzi started talking nonsense in a serious way, but it sounded like that.
At the very least, Guang Chengzi's words made the expression on the face of the rich businessman in front of him much more relaxed.
Maybe that's really the case, in the process of making a fortune this rich businessman, he really did a lot of bad things like having children without farts, so he was really worried that Guang Chengzi would know his black history from the ghost when he helped him solve his troubles.
And if his black history is going to be passed on, he can't say that he will end up being shot, because his past was really bad.
At the same time, not to mention his own bad luck, he will also bring a group of rich and powerful people to follow him.
But now, the 'master' in front of him is a smart person, and he directly pointed out these things, so that he doesn't need to worry about these problems, so what else do he have to say?
After explaining these words to the rich merchants, Guang Chengzi began to use his magical powers to summon the tools of the altar out of thin air, and his hand shocked the rich merchants on the side.
Whether you can make a big ticket today depends on whether you perform hard or not. 】
Guang Chengzi stepped on the seven stars, everything was according to his interpretation of the routines of those Taoist priests in the Xiangjiang zombie film, and it looked very clear-eyed.
In fact, if Guang Chengzi really wanted to exorcise demons, there would be no need to be so troublesome at all.
With his identity and status as the Twelfth National Congress of the Communist Party of China, coupled with his supernatural means, where is this needed.
A sneeze will do the trick.
But he had to do it.
Whoever let him roll in the world, and the worldly people believe in this set, if you don't have this set, then you will be treated as a parallel product, and you are half-and incapable.
So Guang Chengzi had no choice but to do so.
Of course, in order to make himself look like that, Guang Chengzi didn't buy a lot of DVDs of the Xiangjiang Zombie series in his spare time to come back to watch and learn.
The standard peachwood sword must also have apricot yellow rune paper, which must be sandwiched between two fingers, and then rubbed around on the peachwood sword, and then spontaneously combusted out of thin air.
Sammy!
Since you have to do the routine, the routine must be done enough!
For the sake of 10 million soft sister coins, Guang Chengzi is also working hard.
I heard that Shizun Yuan has a big plan recently and urgently needs a huge amount of money, so those of them who are apprentices must share their worries for the master and start working hard to make money.
As for what his master was going to do, Guang Chengzi didn't ask, anyway, he just knew that his master seemed to need almost 10 billion soft girl coins for the so-called faith plan.
Guang Chengzi earnestly applied the routines he learned from the video, and at the same time secretly communicated with the little ghosts in the room, telling them to cooperate with his hard performance.
In the face of Shangxian Guangchengzi's orders, of course those little ghosts who were recruited by him did not dare to slack off.
After all, they can't afford to offend an existence like Guang Chengzi.
No one dares to guarantee that if they don't work hard, if Guangchengzi is angry, they will be beaten to the ground and completely become nothingness.
So with Guang Chengzi's order, these little ghosts who were recruited by him began their own passionate performances.
In the room where the atmosphere was originally just depressing, there was a gust of yin wind that made people chill to the bone marrow for no reason, and along with the yin wind, there was a ghost cry that could be heard very clearly.
"Woo woo woo! Old Zhou, you hurt me so badly!"
"Lao Zhou, you have no conscience, give me back my life!"
"Daddy, Daddy, why did you kill me, I'm your daughter!"
The little ghosts recruited by Guang Chengzi, according to those prompts of Guang Chengzi in advance, flew around in the room and brought the yin wind without saying anything, and said some inexplicable words in their mouths.
As soon as the little ghosts said this, the wealthy businessman Lao Zhou was first stunned, and then he trembled.
Guang Chengzi glanced at the wealthy businessman Lao Zhou out of the corner of his eye, and at the same time he was a little disdainful of this person.
Because Guang Chengzi has long used his own way to understand who this Lao Zhou is, how he made a fortune, and how much black history he has.
It's not difficult to find this thing, you can ask it when you go to Yama, and the records in the book of life and death are detailed.
It is precisely because he learned about Lao Zhou's black history in advance that Guangchengzi Chicken Thief wrote those black histories into a script and handed them over to the ghosts he recruited to cooperate with the acting, and asked them to act according to the script.
Looking at it now, the effect is really good.
The wealthy businessman Lao Zhou was demolished and relocated, and he himself was not a good bird, and a large number of two-labor elements gathered under his hands, forming a big force involved in the local gang.
So, what other good things can such a person do?
Maybe it's because he has done too many bad things, and recently his family, children, and old mother have all had problems.
And these problems, even if he has money, he can't solve them.
Fortunately, a friend of his gave him a suggestion to ask someone to go home and look at Feng Shui, and then somehow he found Guang Chengzi.
After Guang Chengzi accepted the invitation, he investigated Lao Zhou's background in advance, and laid out such a routine according to his background.
I have to say that Guang Chengzi is also very bad.
The little ghosts made a lot of trouble, and every word they said revealed the bloody black history hidden in Lao Zhou's heart, which scared Lao Zhou to kneel down at that time and kowtow like pounding garlic.
Seriously, this old Zhou is really far behind the old Zhou that Kim Hyun-tae knew.
Guang Chengzi began to 'fight' with the ghosts, his acting skills began to explode, and the imps cooperated very well, and he really performed the atmosphere in the Xiangjiang zombie movie.
At the beginning, Guang Chengzi was suppressed by the 'evil spirits', which was called a dangerous phenomenon, of course, these dangers were finally resolved by Guang Chengzi's wit, which also made him look like a tall and majestic shore.
In this way, Guang Chengzi and the little ghosts 'fought' for more than an hour, and finally the god of war with advanced skills solved the problem of the victim Lao Zhou, took the money, and left.
However, Guangchengzi also despises Lao Zhou's personality.
Kill the pregnant mistress!
In order to solve the problem of the 'nail household', he ordered his subordinates to drive a forklift to push the house in the middle of the night, and as a result, a family of three was stoned to death in the house.
In order to be with the young Xiaosi, he paid someone to kill his wife.
After Guang Chengzi left, he took advantage of Lao Zhou's inattention to throw a small copper coin into the flowers in the garden of his villa.
Of course, even if Lao Zhou pays attention, it is useless, Guang Chengzi has a heart, he can't find it at all.
"Master, what are you doing here?"
Dabao in the baby backpack on Guang Chengzi's chest couldn't help but ask at this time.
The little guy has always been very quiet, after all, his master just staged a ghost exorcism show, which was quite exciting, and Dabao was attracted.
"That guy is very bad, but he has a bit of luck, and I can't stand it as a teacher, so I use some small means to make his own luck consume faster. ”
Guangcheng flicked the check in his hand, and said to his apprentice with a smile on his face......