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"Auntie, I'll help you cook!"

"Auntie, I... I'll wash the dishes!"

"Auntie, I'll help you taste the saltiness..."

Mother Xu was a little confused, watching her son's harem scramble to pick up the egg flowers that had just been put into the pot with chopsticks.

“… No, I haven't put salt yet..."

"It's okay, my mother said, putting too much salt is not good for your health!"

"Yes, yes, I like raw food, nutritious!"

“…”

Yaya scooped up the rice, put in the right amount of water and walked into the kitchen, and then heard a group of idiots currying favor with her mother-in-law in all kinds of miserable ways...

Let go of that woman... Let me!

"Auntie, where's the apron?"

“… Here..."

Mother Xu pointed to the apron on her body a little blankly.

“… I'll do it, Auntie, you go out and rest first..."

Yaya happily stepped forward to untie the apron on Xu's mother, and after putting it on, she looked at the few concubines and mother-in-law who were stunned, and Yaya sent a shy bag: "... I often cook for Xu Hui to eat, so I have become a habit..."

Tsk, which of you eats whom?

54 When exercising...

Da Mi Mi, Sisi, Tangtang and Fairy Sister are a little embarrassed, the four of them are all masters who don't touch the spring water with their fingers, and they don't go up to the cannon light, at least he is very delicious underneath!

……

The father and son came to the courtyard, and Xu's father lit a cigarette and looked at the vast night sky in the distance a little lonely.

"Dad, when did you smoke?"

Xu Hui naturally took the 'Yellow Crane Tower' handed by his father, took a sip very comfortably, and asked by the way.

"It's not like you're paralyzed!"

"Am I paralyzed?"

"Yes, your mother has been a little menopausal recently, and she is clamoring for a grandson every day, and I'm about to be her grandson!"

“…”

Truly Les Miserables!

Xu's father and Xu's mother's mode of getting along is probably an ordinary Chinese family, a very typical matriarchal society, and Xu's father is in charge of major matters, such as the earth's catastrophe, the change of dynasties, and the problems of the salty party and the sweet party.

Well, Father Xu's family status is very high!

"No, Dad, you've been too aggrieved these days! If you had replaced me, it would have been a long time ago..."

"What do you want to do?"

Father Xu looked at his son vigilantly.

“… No, I mean you're the head of the family, pure masters!"

"The way husband and wife get along is to respect and trust each other..."

Xu's father talked about the way of husband and wife.

Xu Hui listened a little... Feeling like laughing?

"Well, I know you respect my mother..."

Let's change the topic of nutrition: "Dad, you have five daughters-in-law today, and you don't want to say anything?"

“… Take care, son!"

"No, I mean, do you have this kind of experience? Teach my son, I'm a little confused..."

"Hehe, you think too much, in my life, I don't ask about the past, I don't ask for the next life, I only vigorous, happy and revengeful, defeat the heroes of all races, and laugh at the six gods and demons!"

“… Dad, do you like squid very much?"

“… No, it's wrong, I mean I'm the only woman in my life, your mother, don't ask me about these things..."

Father Xu finally figured out his thoughts.

Why does he have such messy thoughts?

Because he is a little jealous, as a father is probably like this, his son is not as good as himself, he will be a little depressed, his son is far more than himself, he is even more depressed...

"Where are you and the five women in the house?"

“… It's almost the same as Sisi..."

That's the level of deep applause for love...

"They all know each other?

"I didn't say this, but they probably learned about each other from other sources..."

“… Son, how did you get it? Although there are now little three and little mi everywhere in society, your uncle Wang has raised a two-room little three, and even more outrageous your aunt Wang still knows, I really don't understand modern people, what do you say these women are like?"

"Perhaps, this is true love!"

Well, you have love, you are the greatest!

“…”

Father Xu was stunned for a long time, and there were a bunch of slots, but he couldn't spit it out...

"I'll go inside and see your mother..."

Extinguishing the cigarette butt, Father Xu put his hands behind his back and slowly walked to the center of the Shura Field...

……

"Son, tell my mother, who do you like the most among these women!"

The kitchen was occupied by the daughters-in-law, the old man ran into the study, and for a while, Xu's mother was at a loss, and she happened to see Xu Hui sitting on the courtyard swing, so she ran over and prepared to talk to her son.

“… Mom, which is your favorite?"

Xu Hui is a filial son, the big room, the second room, uh, that is, the queen, the imperial concubine, the concubine, the four concubines, the concubine and the like, he will consider his mother's opinion more...

"Whoever I like, I like to give me a grandchild!"

“… Huh..."

Come on, Pao Hui never thought about having offspring.

God treats him well, Xu Hui is really a man in the rivers and lakes, and he likes all kinds of stimulation.

Ride the fastest horse, climb the highest mountain, eat the spiciest food, drink the strongest wine, play with the sharpest knife, and the wildest dog of the day!

It doesn't matter what's wrong, it's a comparison!

"What, you're not ready to have a baby?"

"This kind of thing, let it be..."

"Let me tell you, don't be tough with me, our family is your only seedling, work hard, it's best to fill in my eldest grandson this year!"

"Mom, having a child is not a KPI assessment, how can it be so easy?"

"How difficult can it be? Your Aunt Zhang's female dog gave birth to two litters this year, a total of fourteen puppies..."

… Is this Nima the same thing?

Why don't you say that a sow can give birth to a dozen cubs in a litter?

"Mom, let's talk about science, this involves the theory of evolution, in ancient times, human beings in order to free their hands and use tools, so they evolved into an upright obstacle and walking. Leads to pelvic problems and fertility difficulties. In order to solve the fertility problem, the baby's brain is born before it matures, and generally speaking, a woman is pregnant with twins at most, most of them are one..."

Pao Hui was ready to popularize the common sense of childbirth, but Xu's mother didn't listen to these at all, but just sneered: "You give birth to one for me!"

“…”

Why did you go around again?

This kind of thing can only be casual!

The contraceptive success rate of bar balloons is 98 percent, which means that there is a 2 percent chance that the tadpoles may successfully find their mothers...

If even such a small probability can be encountered, then Xu Hui can only accept his fate!

"Auntie, the dish is ready, are you ready to eat?"

Mother Xu was still about to continue attacking, and the girl came up and smiled very flatteringly...

Mother Xu quickly changed to a motherly smile: "So fast, okay, then let's talk while eating!"

Well, the most important thing for a family is to be neat and tidy!