Chapter 1806 The actor who wrapped a male college student
As soon as the actor said this, Wu Hongxi almost didn't come down to whip him, but Xu Jiashi almost didn't laugh out loud when he heard it. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 He was frightened before, but now that he looked closely, Wu Hongxi's swollen foot really made him feel the urge to prick it with a needle. It looks like it's going to explode.
Wu Hongxi smiled bitterly and said: "Brother Daoist, when is this coming! Don't tease me! I know it's wrong, you can help me get this right!"
The actor tilted his head to look at his swollen legs, squinted his eyes and said, "Don't worry, I don't think there will be any problems in the short term, you can tell me what the situation is going to be in the end!"
Wu Hongxi hurriedly said: "I don't know! I came all night yesterday, and today we came back together, and I fell asleep when I arrived at the dormitory." I woke up and found out, you can help! I don't feel any more in my feet. ”
The actor turned his head to look at Xu Jiashi, Xu Jiashi nodded, and said, "I came back from class in the afternoon and called him to eat together, and the quilt was lifted and that's it." Are you going to the hospital?" Xu Jiashi was also a little panicked, Wu Hongxi's foot was really scary.
The actor understood what was going on, raised his hand and waved: "It's definitely useless to go to the hospital! You are very obscure and heavy! I thought you had met some kind of terrible ghost before, but now it seems that it is not so simple! You are afraid that you have caused some serious trouble! Men are afraid of wearing boots and women are afraid of wearing hats, have you heard of it? Old men have swollen legs, that is generally bad luck!"
"I, how do I know what's going on? You save me! I'll give you everything you want! What kind of senior do you want to save me!" No matter how hard your mouth is, no matter how much you believe in science, you will be confused when you encounter a situation like Wu Hongxi. The man dressed as a magic stick on the front foot said that you were going to be unlucky, but you didn't believe it, and after a few hours your leg was swollen like a pig's trotters. When something like this happens, what do you say? At this time, you still choose to go to the hospital, then these are a few of the few.
With a thigh in front of us, the three views of discipline can be thrown! The strongest adaptability that human beings possess is what we rely on to stand at the top of the food chain. Wu Hongxi faced his big thick legs, and then looked at the actor, the big thick legs he could hold, and instantly made the wisest choice.
The actor sighed before he said: "I'm not in a hurry, now I'll stabilize your situation first, Xiao Xu! You go find a wheelchair, and then get a car! We have to send him to Senior Zhang! I can't deal with this thing either! I can only stop it first and prevent him from getting worse!"
Xu Jiashi seems to stay and see how he got it~ But after the actor gave the order, he seemed to look at him and didn't start moving. Xu Jiashi understood that this was not for him to watch! Hurriedly turned his head and went out! The actor opened his backpack at this time, and the things that Zhang Dadao had prepared for him were quite sufficient. The basic set of fools is very well prepared. As soon as the backpack was opened, the actor first took the peachwood sword aside, and then lit candles and incense. Then he took out a red thread and poured a bowl of water.
The reciting words burned a talisman and stirred the talisman ashes into the water. Then I soaked the red thread in it. After chanting for a while, the actor took out the red thread and climbed onto the bed, he held a stick of incense in his other hand, and said in his mouth: "I'll tie your feet with this red thread for a while! It can prevent deterioration! No matter how bad it is, just amputation!"
Wu Hongxi was taken aback, and the actor lowered his head and was about to tie the rope. Suddenly, the door "Kara" opened, and as soon as the actor turned around, he opened the door alone and was stunned. Wu Hongxi and their other roommate, the buddy who doesn't come back much, appeared. He came back to pick up a book, but when he opened the door, he saw a scene that was bursting! An old man was on Wu Hongxi's bed, and he seemed to be pressing him. The guy was stunned for a while, and then quickly turned his head: "I'm sorry! I didn't see anything!" and then slammed the door shut!
Wu Hongxi couldn't cry or laugh, I don't know whether he should be glad that his big thick legs were not seen or should he be sad that he was caught on the spot by the elite of the base realm!
The actor was very calm, looked at the candle below, and said: "You are lucky, the candle below is not extinguished, otherwise I am afraid that I will not be able to hold on to the seniors." ”
Wu Hongxi's classmate at the door did quickly take out the phone, called his girlfriend, and whispered: "Guess what I saw? Wu Hongxi, my classmate! Lying on the bed with an old man, and lighting candles, it's quite romantic! I went, I thought he liked women~"
Wu Hongxi was really not very lucky, Zhang Dadao was originally going to fool him. As a result, I don't know if it was crooked or Zhang Laoxian's mana was boundless, and he directly cursed Wu Hongxi. Soon after, news spread that Wu Hongxi was wrapped up with a large amount of money. It was a huge obstacle for him to get a girlfriend.
The actor was not affected at all, as a professional actor, he has a clear understanding of the role he plays. He is playing a second-hand master at this time! This must have this bearing, the actor calmly continued his work, tied a circle around the root of Wu Hongxi's thigh with a red rope, and continued to use the incense in his hand to perform moxibustion-like movements.
Wu Hongxi looked at the actor's unclear behavior, and said for a while: "What is this for?"
The actor glanced at him, put away his things and jumped out of bed, and said while packing his things: "Be careful, don't let the rope loose." You don't have to tie it too tightly. ”
At this time, there was a knock on the dormitory door, and the actor let people in, and as soon as the door opened, Xu Jiashi pushed a wheelchair in and said, "The car is downstairs!
The actor was shocked, this kid is efficient enough? Xu Jiashi seemed to know his thoughts, and introduced: "I borrowed it from the medical school dormitory, and they have a wheelchair race today." ”
Xu Jiashi said a little embarrassed, this wheelchair racing game seems a little weird to say. The actor glanced at him, nodded very calmly, and said, "Okay, find someone to help him up!"
The actor will be so calm, it's not strange! Don't say anything about wheelchair racing, the actor also saw the Eating Stability Contest and the Mind Bending Spoon Contest when he was in the Seventh Academy! Compared with these, wheelchair racing is far behind~
Xu Jiashi said secretly in his heart: [With such strong adaptability, he deserves to be a master. Then he hurriedly went to the next door and called the two guys who were helping, and helped Wu Hongxi into a wheelchair and brought him downstairs. When I went downstairs, the buddy who came back halfway from before happened to see it, and whispered: "It's so fierce, and they're all in the hospital~ Don't you use lubricant?"