Chapter 355 [Teacher Bao]
November 26, 2022.
Liucheng, Nanzhong University.
"Zhou Yun, hurry up, hurry up...... Today, your husband came to our school to give a lecture, and if you don't hurry up, there will definitely be no place. ”
Xu Wanqing pulled Zhou Yun to the large classroom of the Siyuan Teaching Building of Nanzhong University, and said as she walked, "I didn't expect Eleven, I really agreed to come to the school to give a lecture." ”
Bao Shiyi came to Nanzhong University to give a lecture, and the school had invited him a long time ago, and it should be said that not only Nanzhong University had invited Bao Shiyi to give lectures, but also many other universities in China had to be invited.
Different from other artists and actors in the entertainment industry, Bao Shiyi is more remembered as a writer and his achievements in the literary world, although Bao Shiyi's acting skills have always been praised by netizens, but as the conscience of the literary world, he has won the Huaxia Literature Award, the highest award of the domestic literature award three times, and Bao Shiyi is now really a master of tragedy.
Although Bao Shiyi did not continue to go to university, this did not hinder Bao Shiyi's reputation and status in the literary world.
You can really be called a bag teacher!
"You don't know, Eleven has been smiling at home, and I'm worried that he's going to be a grudge. ”
Zhou Yun thought that Bao Shiyi was tormented by laughing and crying at home, and couldn't help laughing, and said, "When he came out this time, he just wanted to relax and get rid of it." ”
Hearing Zhou Yun's words, Xu Wanqing also thought that Bao Shiyi is now a family cook, a real daddy, and she was happy, remembered what Bao Shiyi had said before, and said to Zhou Yun with a smile: "I really didn't expect Eleven to have this day, haha, don't you know, what Eleven said to me and Lin Ge the most in the past is that early love has no good results, love can kill, and marriage is the grave of love......"
"Especially the "Five Centimeters per Second", let me tell you, I have always suspected that Eleven is writing about me and Lin Ge, really I see that the love between Xu Ge and Lin Wan is so healing in the front, and it really makes me cry miserably......"
Now Xu Wanqing still feels congested when she thinks of "Five Centimeters per Second".
Zhou Yun was naturally abused by the depressive masterpiece "Five Centimeters per Second", and said: "At that time, I was also so distressed about the buds. ”
"By the way, if Xu Ge and Lin Wan are the prototypes of you and Lin Ge, what about Hua Bao?"
Xu Wanqing shook her head and said, "I don't know." ”
"No matter who the prototype of the bud is, such a story is really depressing, and it always ends in tragedy. ”
……
Nanzhong University, Siyuan Lecture Hall.
Because of Bao Shiyi, the conscience of the literary world and the deadly master of tragedy, the big classroom was already full of people, and even the back row of the classroom and the door were standing people.
One by one, they all turned into Bao Eleven's fan girls, and they took pictures of Bao Eleven after holding their mobile phones.
Bao Shiyi on the podium had a smile on his face, and the word "tragedy" was capitalized on the blackboard.
In fact, at the beginning, he asked Bao Shiyi to give a lecture, but he refused. Because he can't be asked to speak, he will talk about it immediately.
Later, with Xiaoxiao, Bao Eleven came.
Revenge society is coming.
Obviously, most of the students in the audience are fans of Bao Shiyi, whether it is for Bao Shiyi's appearance or talent, it is obvious that they are all excited now, waiting for Bao Shiyi, the winner of the Chinese Literature Award, to give them a good lecture, and it is best to talk about Bao Shiyi's own gossip.
Gossip or something, the most attractive!
Looking at the students in the audience and his own age, especially with smiles on their faces, Bao Shiyi was melancholy in his heart, because he couldn't live as happily as these students under the podium.
He also wants to take revenge on society.
"I think you all know one of my nicknames, known as 'Master of Tragedy' by netizens and readers, and this time I want to talk to you about the charm of tragedy. ”
It should be said that not only students, but also many university teachers also came to listen to Bao Shiyi, the conscience of the literary world, and all of them still took notes, but soon they will know that Bao Shiyi's lesson on "tragedy" does not need them to write it down in a small notebook.
Because every sentence is too piercing, directly engraved in their hearts.
"Tragedy is a lot more than a different way of looking at things, like the fairy tale I used to write about Snow White, you should know?"
The students in the audience heard Bao Shiyi ask this question, and they all answered loudly, of course they had seen it, even if they hadn't seen it, they had heard of Snow White, and even if they hadn't heard of Snow White, they knew about Snow White's murder.
"Fairy Tale World magazine has a call for papers, and I think you all know the story of Snow White after eating a poisoned apple, a prince's kiss that woke Snow White up. Isn't that right?"
This doesn't need Bao Shiyi to say more, everyone present knows that general fairy tales are like this, of course, this is just a general fairy tale, it is obvious that Bao Shiyi will not take the usual path, no one knows what ending Bao Shiyi will give.
Because Bao Eleven gave "Snow White" and "Sleeping Beauty" to the pit before.
"The reason why I didn't write the ending is because this is a fairy tale, and I don't dare to let children read it, and if I were asked to write it, it would not be the prince kissing Snow White in the end, but the prince taking advantage of Snow White to faint, and then he was so strong that Snow White. ”
As soon as these words came out, some of the students in the audience couldn't help laughing, and some were extremely frightened.
The corners of Xu Wanqing's mouth, who was sitting next to Zhou Yun, twitched at the corners of her mouth, and when she thought about this ending carefully, she shuddered, it was really terrible, such a story was not a fairy tale at all, and asked: "Zhou Yun, did you know that this ending was the end a long time ago." ”
Zhou Yun smiled at the corner of her mouth, but her eyes flickered a little, and she didn't answer Xu Wanqing's question.
"It seems to you that I must have ended in tragedy, but have you ever wondered what the fairy tale "Snow White" tells us if we follow the next part of the call for submissions?"
There were bold and extroverted girls in the audience who stood up directly and said loudly: "Tell us that true love can overcome everything." ”
Hearing this answer, Bao Shiyi smiled and said: "If you look at this ending from another angle, I just want to say that the story of Snow White tells us that no matter how good the seven little dicks are to her, they can't compare to a kiss from Gao Fushuai." ”
No matter how good the seven little dicks are to Snow White, they can't compare to a kiss from the rich and handsome?
Why does this sound so ......
is fresh and refined, but it is convincing, as if this is really the ending.
Secretly poke and poke, why do you have the illusion of feeling that you have been stabbed?
Probably, perhaps, maybe, should, must be an illusion!
However, Xu Wanqing, who was sitting below, tightened her heart and clenched Zhou Yun's hand on the side, not knowing why she had a very ominous premonition.