"Poof!" Huang Guokun was amused by Huang Tao, laughed and said Huang Tao: "Why do you always watch this kind of joke?"

"Who always sees this kind of joke, you want me to tell you jokes that will make you laugh. I don't think this joke is funny at all, I don't know why you adults love to listen to the story of the old king next door so much. I'm going to tell jokes about our little circle of friends, and you won't laugh and you'll call me naïve. ”

Like a little adult, Huang Tao took a moment to say: "Uncle, you have to talk to the point, you laugh, you have to buy me two cones." …… Oh hey, it's that McDonald's, pull over!"

Huang Guokun said what he said, didn't talk to the children, drove the car to the side of the road, turned back to Huang Tao and said: "You sit in the car, don't move blindly, I'll buy you a cone." ”

"Uncle, don't buy it yourself, take me with you, I like to smell the burgers in McDonald's!"

"You don't like to smell burgers, you want me to buy you another burger, right?"

"Hehe, I didn't eat enough in the morning. Huang Tao rubbed her bulging belly with a hippie smile.

"You ate a hamburger, can you still have lunch when you get home?"

"Uncle, don't worry, my dad always says that my stomach is an invincible hole, as long as it's delicious, I can eat as much as I want. Huang Tao begged: "Uncle, I'm really hungry, I'm growing up now, I can't stand it if I don't eat, so you can buy me a hamburger." ”

"Well, well, I'll buy you another little burger, but don't tell your dad when you get home that I bought you so much to eat, or he'll nag me again. ”

"I'm sure I won't tell him! Uncle, you're so nice! Oil, buy black meat!"

"Buy black meat?"

"You're my hero!"

"Dizzy, how do you teach English in kindergarten, how do you accent in Zhumadian. ”

Huang Guokun got out of the car and went to the back to free Huang Tao from the safety seat. didn't let Dudu come out, and their uncle and nephew swaggered towards McDonald's.

On the way, he was in a good mood, and Huang Tao was ready to tell more jokes to please Huang Guokun: "Uncle, I'll tell you another joke about Jay Chou." ”

"Okay, you speak. Knowing that his little nephew is secret, Huang Guokun never suppresses Huang Tao's advantages of speaking.

Huang Tao said vividly: "Anyway, it was on a dark and windy night when I couldn't see my fingers, Jay Chou came home from singing in the restaurant, walking, and with a kick under his feet, he actually kicked a magic lamp."

A cold elf flew out of the magic lamp, and it told Jay Chou: 'Mortal, I can grant you three wishes. ’

Jay Chou said excitedly: 'Oops, it's exploded!'

I saw a flash of white light, and Jay Chou rolled around in pain on the ground holding his crotch......

He said in great pain, 'Lamp God, restore me to my original state!'

Another flash of white light flashed, and Jay Chou stood up again.

Looking down at his intact little brother, Jay Chou excitedly shouted again: 'Oops, it's exploded!'

At this moment, another white light flashed, and the magic lamp disappeared......"

Huang Guokun was amused by Huang Tao's cute tone: "Haha, Jay Zhou is stupid enough." ”

"Hanging burst is his mantra. Afraid that Huang Guokun wouldn't understand, Huang Tao also specially explained.

"You kid still pays attention to Jay Chou. ”

"Because my dad is also called Lun, both of them are Lun, and I will pay attention to all the people called Lun. ”

Huang Guokun's heart warmed, it turned out that Xiao Huang Tao cared so much about Huang Guolun.

Huang Taokan was in a very happy mood, Huang Guokun stroked the back of Huang Tao's head and took Huang Tao into McDonald's.

"What do you want to eat?" came to the front desk, Huang Guokun asked Huang Tao.

"Double Cod Castle! Cod Kids Are Smart, I'm going to Be Smarter!"

"You're smart enough, don't be smart, hehe. ”

Huang Guokun turned around and asked the waiter for two cones, a double-decker cod burger.

Huang Tao tugged at Huang Guokun's sleeve, looked up at his fat face with a smile, and said with saliva: "Uncle, it's going to be a hamburger, won't you give me a french fries anymore?"

"You're a bit of an inch. Huang Guokun scolded Huang Tao with a smile.

Picking at the round fat fingers, Huang Tao suddenly felt aggrieved: "I'm actually distressed about the fries." ”

"What are you worried about fries?" Huang Guokun didn't understand Huang Tao's brain circuit.

"The fries were chopped up and struggled in the hellish heat, even as they slowly became soft, gritting their teeth to hear the guests say, 'It's delicious.'" But once they are sold, they will be thrown away immediately, what kind of life is this, they are so pitiful!"

Huang Tao's words were stunned to the waiter at the counter and the surrounding customers, and everyone looked over to this side.

Huang Guokun was inexplicably embarrassed, and stopped Huang Tao who was about to continue: "I can't buy it for you!

"Hee-hee, I want two. ”

Huang Tao burst into tears and raised two fat fingers with a smile, and her fat face was full of cute expressions.

A few minutes later, Huang Tao came out of McDonald's with a bunch of delicious food.

Suddenly I saw a watermelon stand across the road.

"Uncle, are you thirsty? Do you want to eat watermelon?"

"I'm not thirsty, and I don't want to eat watermelon. ”

"But I want to eat. Huang Tao grinded Huang Guokun again: "This should be the last watermelon of this year, they have all been moved to the roadside to sell, if we don't buy it, those watermelons should be wasted." Uncle, hasn't grandpa been educating us that we can't be wasted food. ”

Huang Guokun was speechless. has bought so much food for Huang Tao, he really doesn't want to buy watermelon for Huang Tao, of course he is not worried about money, but afraid that Huang Tao will not be able to eat the main meal at noon after eating so many messy things.

So he said to Huang Tao: "Now watermelons are available all year round, and this kind of watermelons sold at roadside stalls are not sweet." If you want to eat watermelon, wait until you go home at noon and have dinner, and in the afternoon the uncle will take you to the supermarket to buy high-end sweet watermelon. ”

"Okay! I'm going to buy a high-end sweet watermelon in the afternoon! But for now, let's go buy a watermelon that I don't know if it's sweet or not. My dad once took me to buy watermelon and told me a very profound life lesson. He told me that life is actually like buying watermelon, and the unknown is the most exciting. We have to try to buy it boldly, and don't cringe at worrying about whether it is sweet or not. After you buy it, if you taste it really sweet, you will feel happy and satisfied. If it's not sweet, you're brave. If we don't buy watermelon because we are afraid that it will not be sweet, then we will not give up an opportunity to eat watermelon, but lose the confidence to choose. ”

"Is this what your father told you?" Huang Guokun was shocked.

"Hee-hee, you've seen through it, but this is what I learned to tell my dad from TV. When I finished talking that time, he immediately went to buy watermelons, and he didn't want to lose confidence in his life choices because of a watermelon. What about you? uncle. …… Hey, uncle, don't run so fast to cross the street! Look at the car!"

Huang Guokun completely obeyed Huang Tao, and without saying a word, he ran across the street to buy watermelon for Huang Tao.

Huang Tao walked in the direction of the car.

Suddenly, a middle-aged beggar in ragged clothes walked up to him.

Influenced by her family environment, Huang Tao also likes to help others.

Frowning a pair of small thick eyebrows, he and the beggar came to cover their eyes.

When the beggar saw Huang Tao holding the freshly baked hamburger and fries in his hand, he immediately pretended to be very pitiful and said, "Little friend, give me something to eat, I can't remember the last time I had a full meal." ”

Huang Tao saw that the beggar's mouth was shiny, as if he had just eaten a hamburger, but he couldn't take it for sure.

Sniff the burger, sniff the fries, and reveal the tangled shape of a fat face.

Finally, he sighed sadly, and he comforted the beggar with special warmth: "Uncle, don't worry, think about it slowly, you will always remember when the last time you had a full meal, good luck!

After saying that, with a smear of oil under his feet, under the eyes of the beggar who was hit by 100,000 crits, he jumped back into the car and ate his food with relish.

Huang Guokun returned to the car after buying the watermelon, locked Huang Tao's safety seat, handed him the watermelon, and said to him: "You kid, it's a pity not to be a child star!"

Huang Tao smacked at the cone residue on his fingers and asked, "What is a child star?"

Huang Guokun returned to the driver's seat, drove the car and said: "A child star is a little star on TV, if you want to be a child star, everyone will like you." ”

Huang Tao licked the new cone beautifully, and said in a stinky fart: "I'm not a child star, and everyone likes me." ”

"That's right. But if you want to be a child star, there will be a lot of uncles, aunts, brothers and sisters who will invite you to eat delicious food. ”

"Really?"

"Of course it's true, when did Uncle lie to you. ”

"I'm going to be a child star, will someone invite me to a cone every day?"

"What is the cone, all the delicious things you can think of, someone will invite you to eat!"

"I, I want to be a child star!" As if discovering a new world of food, Huang Tao suddenly became very excited, startling Dudu next to him.

"A child star is not something you can just say you can be. First of all, you have to get your father's consent, and your father agrees that you can be a child star; if he doesn't agree, you can't be a child. ”

"Why didn't my dad let me be a child star?"

"Then you have to ask him, if you are my son, I will definitely make you a child star. ”

"I'm your son, Dad!"

Huang Guokun was called and laughed: "It doesn't matter if you call me Dad, you better go back and beg your true son." He's going to agree, uncle, I'm going to do my best to make you the hottest child star in China! No, it's the hottest in Asia!"

"Mmmm! I want to be the hottest child star in Asia!" Huang Tao swallowed the cone excitedly and asked, "Uncle, if I want to be the hottest child star in Asia, will I be able to eat the food of all Asian countries?"

"It's a must!"

"Great!"

Huang Tao's saliva sprayed onto the back of the seat in the front row, and he recalled excitedly: "During the Spring Festival this year, I really liked all the delicacies that my dad and my grandmother took me to Xinmatai to eat! I also wanted to eat dorayaki and Sushi Otaru that I had eaten in Sapporo before! Uncle, I want to be the hottest child star in Asia! No, I want to be the most popular child star on the earth! I want to eat all the delicacies on the earth!"

"Okay, ambitious! But you have to pass your dad's level first. ”

"I'll go and beg him when I go home! I must be a child star! If he doesn't let me be, I'll pee on the kang every day!"

"Haha, that's a good idea. But don't say that I pleaded you to be a child star. He wants to know that I picked it up, and he won't let you be. You just said that you want to be a child star, and you want to be a child star in your dreams. You just pretend it's your dream. ”

"I don't have to pretend to say, this is my dream!

"Haha, okay, then I'll wait for your good news. ”

"Jaguar? I don't have a Jaguar? Uncle, do you want to change the car? I think the Land Rover is better than the Jaguar. ”

"Dizzy, your brain is really not something that ordinary people can keep up with. ”

Huang Guokun planted the seed of his dream of being a child star in his heart, and Huang Tao was in a good mood.

While eating French fries and snorting his fingers, he told Huang Guokun another joke.

This joke was told by Mr. Li and the principal of their kindergarten when he heard it.

This is one of the things that their teacher Li has personally experienced.

That morning, Mr. Li took the bus to work, and there was an aunt in the same car, and when she got off the bus, she found that the car key was lost on the bus, and the bus had already left the station. The aunt hurriedly chased the bus and shouted, "My key is in your car!

The driver was frightened when he heard this, and kicked the accelerator to drive the car away, muttering to the passengers around him while driving: "It's not good for this eldest sister to die, she has to die in my car, it's really unlucky." ”

……

Huang Guokun and Huang Tao, the uncle and nephew, ate and laughed all the way, the car drove very slowly, and the traffic jam in the city on Sunday made them grind for more than an hour before they arrived at Zixing Mansion.

When the two took the elevator upstairs, Huang Guolun had already taken Bai Yao to try to record "The Beautiful People" in the recording studio.

Although I don't like to watch movies very much, a scholar like Bai Yao can see the connotation from thoughtful movies.

The core theme of this "Biochemical Dictatorship" is particularly well understood by her.

After watching this film, Bai Yao probably understood what kind of state Huang Guolun wanted her to show and vowed to destroy with this rotten world.

However, she was not familiar with the score, Bai Yao couldn't read music and learn songs, so Huang Guolun could only record a sample for her first, and then teach her to sing sentence by sentence.

At this time, Huang Guolun was recording a sample of this song for Bai Yao in the recording studio, and he hoped to give Bai Yao a correct demonstration, instead of just singing a tune casually.

Infected by the film, Huang Guolun did not hesitate to rub his same textured and vicissitudes of life in the recording studio, and demonstrated to Bai Yao with a violent and demonic voice that was almost Manson.

Outside the recording studio, wearing high-end monitor headphones to listen to Huang Guolun's live recording, Bai Yao was shocked!

It's as if heaven and earth are reversed!

The whole world in front of her is about to be turned upside down by Huang Guolun's violent singing!

In her inherent impression, Teacher Huang is like when she was reading the newspaper by the window this morning, very gentle and elegant, old-fashioned.

She couldn't have imagined that Huang Guolun could write such a Manson work!

She couldn't imagine that Huang Guolun, who sang rock and roll, would be such a devastating madman uncle with Manson's blood flowing in his bones!